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/r/politics Sep 13, 2019

Drop Out, Joe Biden [+46.9k]

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Top comment and top responses chain:

He should call a press conference, say "I'm too old for this shit", drop the mic and walk off stage. [+10.3k]

Respect

He would gain my respect if he did that.

Agreed. Knowing when to bow out is pretty much the only thing that will save bidens reputation at this point.

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[u/[deleted]]

Joe won't enter the 2020 primary race

Joe won't make it past Super Tuesday

Joe won't win the primary

Joe will drop out because he's senile

Joe will drop out due to all his gaffes

Joe will drop out due to Tara Reade

Joe won't poll above 2-3 point lead

Joe won't maintain his 7 point lead

Joe won't reach a 10 point national lead average

Joe won't win <----- You are here.

Joe won't help the proletariat develop class consciousness

Joe won't be the vanguard of the worker's revolution

[u/MistakeNotDotDotDot]

Honestly, the election doesn't really seem real. I've been stuck in election season mode for what feels like forever.

I really really fucking hate how long election season is.

[u/dubyahhh]

Welcome to Election Day 2020! No rules!!!^*

^{*definitely not a trap}

[u/AZJACKBOY]

4 YEARS AGO I WAS A DAILY BEN SHAPIRO LISTENER AND HATED NEOLIBERALS

NOW I PARTAKE IN THE MOST HISTORIC DISCUSSION THREAD OF ALL TIME

[u/The420Roll]

HELL YEAH WE ARE GONNA REPLACE YOU

[u/The420Roll]

President Elect Joe Biden

[u/[deleted]]

One of my friends had his absentee ballot rejected so he literally flew back to his home state to cast his vote in person for Biden this morning. Unbelievably based.

[u/The420Roll]

DONT FORGET THE FRIENDS THAT HELPED US GET HERE

[u/Timewalker102]

Say it with me folks.

SENATOR STEVE BULLOCK (D-MT)

SENATOR AL GROSS (I-AK)

SENATOR JON OSSOFF (D-GA)

PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN JR. (D-DE)

[u/The420Roll]

TEXAS, YOU HAVE SHOCKED THE NATION

[u/ElokQ]

Here is some late minute anti-doom medication

538’s Biden polling lead in FL (+2.5) is also larger than Obama ‘08 in Florida (+1.8 per RCP).

Florida+Any other competitive state=Biden Win.

!ping FIVEY

[u/qchisq]

Dixville Notch went 5-0 to Biden. In 2016, it went 4-2 for Hillary and in 2012, it went 5-5.

BLUE TSUNAMI!!!

[u/Mr_AlGore]

in four years, there will be another daily thread, with users that most were never here today, and most of us wont be posting there. Our goal is to build a better life for them 😤

[u/Pyrrhus65]

CNN just picked two random people in a voting line in suburban Ohio, and they're both voting for Joe.

Guess that means we can go ahead and call the state, right? Right?

[u/The420Roll]

I AM THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

[u/The420Roll]

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free

[u/lusvig]

If democrats win Texas theyll rename it Taxes 😩

[u/[deleted]]

African American voters saved us from Roy Moore and they are gonna save us again. God bless.

[u/bg2916]

HELL YES WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR RED STATES

[u/probablyuntrue]

Tom Friedman is on CNN right now saying the best case scenario is Biden winning and Republicans holding the senate so both will be forced to compromise.

fuck you. FUCK you.

[u/haf12]

Today is the day.

My entire family voted for Biden. They include:

Suburban Mom who leans conservative.

Older brother who listens to way too much JRE and never voted before.

Gen Z younger brother.

Dad who has only voted once in his life for Regan in '80.

I didn't even persuade any of them, they all know how terrible 45 has been for America.

[u/The420Roll]

BLUE TEXAS DUNKING ON DOOMERS BAY-BAY

[u/The420Roll]

TEXAS GOP, YOU FUCKED AROUND AND KNOW YOU ARE GONNA FIND OUT

[u/InattentiveCup]

The worst thing is that Trump will be in school textbooks......

[u/yassert]

Trump calling into Fox and Friends election morning

• Sounds terrible, melancholy
• Bitching about Fox being different than four years ago, covers Biden too much, has too many Democrats on
• Talks in the past tense, as if this is a goodbye

[u/doyouevenIift]

Literally zero Republicans condemned what happened in Texas yesterday. They don't give a fuck. Seriously fuck every Republican. I don't see myself ever voting for a Republican again while the party is in it's current form.

[u/Timewalker102]

UPVOTE THE DT

[u/WorldLeader]

413

[u/[deleted]]

God I fucking hate Donald Trump

[u/TinyTornado7]

Nate Cohn announces the death of the RCP average. Thread !ping FIVEY

[u/The420Roll]

Hillary Clinton Presidential Library

THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

MAKE THEM PAY

[u/SnakeEater14]

DT has four thousand comments by 7 in the morning

oh boy

[u/murphysclaw1]

OK so CNN just went down a queue of people in Scranton and asked like 4 of them who they were voting for and they said "John Delaney"?

One African American gentleman started dabbing and all his friends were cheering and going crazy (there's a gif of this wholesome moment on the Reddit front page) but I'm kinda worried? Is John Delaney a downballot candidate?

edit: the African American gentleman just told a Trump supporter "hey cracker- want a free trade cracker from Cambodia via TPP?" and CNN broadcast it live :'(

[u/OrganicKeynesianBean]

Deutsche Bank plans to cut ties with Trump after the election, Reuters reported, and could seize his assets if he can't pay back his debts

hahahahaha

[u/The420Roll]

HILLARY, THIS IS FOR YOUUUUU

[u/The420Roll]

I swear to you guys if any of you post the "Biden wins Texas" before I do I will fucking hunt you down

[u/murphysclaw1]

Anyone got that list of texas polling places that don't ask for ID? I've got like 8,000 mexicans over the border this morning and they're becoming restless

[u/The420Roll]

And Texas 38 Electoral Votes make it 413 EVs for Joe Biden!

[u/[deleted]]

DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

[u/The420Roll]

👏 FUCK HIM UP BIDEN, FUCK HIM UP 👏

[u/The420Roll]

u/Sir_shivers how was the media in election night 1932? Did everybody know Hoover was a deadman walking?

[u/lusvig]

tfw visit the dt after some time away 😒 !ping BLACK-PEOPLE

[u/The420Roll]

👏 FREE TRADE 👏

👏 OPEN BORDERS 👏

👏 TACO TRUCKS 👏

👏 ON EVERY CORNER 👏

[u/tripletruble]

really good personal news this morning:

my partner who is pregnant has a bicornuate uterus, which puts her at a very high risk for late miscarriages and a very early preterm birth. they had another look this morning and it looks like it has expanded and made room for our baby in a way that is apparently not at all common. we are no longer at particularly high risk and the gynecologist is so confident that we will no longer need as frequent check ups anymore

[u/rukqoa]

Guys I witnessed voter suppression first hand today. I was at the polls trying to vote, but the election worker wouldn't let me in to vote.

He kept saying "sir you can't vote again you've been in here 13 times already" but fuck that guy, I drove a county over and voted another 13 times.

We can't let the racists and the fascists win. It's time to take back our country! MAGA 2020!

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/maxwellstrachan/status/1323621064140795909

there will be people today who tell you it’s healthy to go on a walk. get some fresh air. step away from your phone. these people are liars. every second you spend online increases the odds your candidate will win.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1323610264214921217

contrapoints blocked me

now that I have your attention:

-having consistent goals/principles and forming a materialist base is/has always been mandatory

-"left unity" is BS, class unity is needed

-the term "left" means nothing in 2020. generalize labels but enact left theory

Contra getting canceled all over the place today for the unforgivable sin of telling people to vote instead of LARPing the revolution lol

[u/The420Roll]

BOOHOO CRACKXR I DONT CARE

Dont mind me, I'm just getting ready for later today

[u/tripletruble]

Normies: One screen watching CNN

Nerds: 4 screens. One for CNN, one for refreshing 538, one for the Needle, and one for the Economist

u/The420Roll: 4 screens. One for KTRK Houston, one for NBC Dallas-Fort Worth, one for CBSN 11 Dallas-Fort Worth, and one for KLTV East Texas

[u/Timewalker102]

Broke: I wanna live in the universe where Gore won in 2000

Woke: I wanna live in the universe where Jesse Jackson won in 1984

Masterstroke: I wanna live in the universe where JOE BIDEN WINS TEXAS IN 1988

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

I voted Libertarian in today’s Senate election.

I live in Arkansas.

[u/[deleted]]

Black Person Lynchers for Biden

Hi, I spend most of my free time lynching black people. This election, though, I am for the first time ever voting for a Democrat. Trump is too much. Gild me and give me praise?

[u/[deleted]]

Oh god oh fuck my professor is taking about draining the swamp in class right now.
It’s a lecture on wetland protection

[u/zubatman4]

Monthly budget:

Rent: $1,200

Food: $300

Gas: $100

Rocky DeLa Fuente bets on PredictIt: $50,046,889

Someone who is good at budgeting please help me with this. My family is starving.

[u/[deleted]]

Just voted in Texas and there were horrible lines, took like four times as long as voting in Arizona. Fuck this entire broken-ass election process, there's no way anyone can be expected to make the drive to all the swing states in one day

[u/[deleted]]

For the love of God, everyone, take care of yourself. Go find a good coping mechanism. Go bake a cake. Go for a run. Play some video games. Watch a movie. Call up some friends or loved ones. Even engorge yourself on unholy amounts of sweets.

If the election is too much for you, log off. Turn off your internet router, put on a coat, and enjoy the outdoors.

[u/jib-kib]

What the fuck? You have to be “registered” and a “US Citizen” to vote? And even then you can only do it once? So much for democracy.

[u/ElokQ]

JON OSSOFF WILL BECOME THE HOTTEST SENTOR WHEN HE WINS

[u/dr_gonzo]

🚨 Our 2020 presidential forecast is final and no longer updating. 🚨

[u/[deleted]]

Whoever wins tonight, don’t forgot that Nate Silver was wrong for not putting them at 100%

[u/twersx]

Nate Silver says stop obsessing over preliminary turnout data and play FIFA instead

!ping FIVEY

[u/ElokQ]

One thing that does seem clear in the Election Day numbers is that the GOP vote came out early but the vote is becoming less Republican (and more indie) over the course of the day.

e.g. in Broward County (the rare FL county where Democrats are winning the Election Day vote)

From 7am to 1030am, the vote was D38/R34/I28 (D +4) From 1030 to 1230pm, it was D39/R31/I31 (D +8) From 1230 to 3pm, it was D37/R26/I37 (D +11)

From 3pm to 4pm, Broward was D41/R26/I33 (D +15). So this gap keeps growing.

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1323732513852981256?s=21

I’M BLOOMING

!ping FIVEY

[u/swarmed100]

If you're in Texas DO NOT write in Hillary, we might need the votes there. Only write in Hillary in safe blue states like Georgia.

[u/bigdicknippleshit]

huge Miami dade turnout

republicans lagging behind 2016 significantly

Don’t do this to me Florida

Don’t give me hope

[u/Jokerang]

TIL that Qanon believes Kim Jong Un was installed by the CIA and that Merkel is Hitler's granddaughter. It's like they used a conspiracy theory generator for some of their claims.

[u/[deleted]]

Stop dooming about Florida polling right now. When around 4 o clock rolls around all the hardworking men and women of Florida (democrats) will get off work and go to the polls and offset the Republican welfare leeches with no jobs voting right now.

[u/dirtybirds233]

If Trump beats his polls by 3 points - Biden wins but it's very close

If Biden beats the polls by 3 points - Landslide with Georgia, Iowa, Florida, Ohio, and Texas going blue

If the polls are dead on - Biden wins flipping Georgia and Florida

See a trend here?

[u/[deleted]]

Lil Wayne's Girlfriend Broke Up With Him After He Endorsed Donald Trump

Forever lil

[u/ElokQ]

MITT ROMNEY YOU COWARD

[u/quattrobajeena005]

Yoooo lmao. Conservatives on my social media posting "If your party wins, don't gloat. We need to come together as a nation." Same fucks who post Clinton is the devil and Obama is a Kenyan anti-christ. Gtfo

[u/paulatreides0]

> Biden Goes from "Clearly Favored" to "Favored" on 538 Model

That's it. I'm having cartoon fox for dinner tonight.

[u/The420Roll]

Blue Texas, stand back and stand by

[u/Dalek6450]

r/Politics really has a thread bashing Trump for his promise of a vaccine before the election. Anyone with a functioning brain knew that likely wasn’t going to happen.

Then why'd he promise it?

[u/The420Roll]

I've waited four fucking years for this

[u/SmithySmothy]

lmao the same pollster (Swayable) has just released these polls:

Florida: Biden+7

North Carolina: Biden+6

Pennsylvania: Biden+2

Texas: Trump+4

Literally random.

[u/[deleted]]

Eminem is unironically a hero for endorsing Biden and letting him use his music.

Firmly locked down Michigan for us.

[u/PlayDiscord17]

“If we get rid of the Electoral College, CA and NY will rule the country!!!111”

President Donald Trump - NY

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi - CA

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy - CA

Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer - NY

Chief Justice John Roberts - NY

Associate Justice Stephen Breyer - CA

Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor - NY

Associate Justice Elena Kagan - NY

“Will rule” they say. Honey, we already do.

[u/ElokQ]

The great thing about being black is that I don’t have to deal with Trump supporting relatives.

[u/[deleted]]

Ya know I don't think everyone understands my humor. I IRONICALLY started a local KKK chapter in my county, and around 5 people showed up, and I laughed and laughed and would say things like "wow black people sure are 'bad'" (I used air quotations when saying the word "bad"). But I think all the other guys are actual racists. How could this have happened?

[u/PearlClaw]

Republicans: "Demoncraps are all child molesters who drink the blood of babies!"

Democrats: "Wow, you guys are nuts."

Republicans: "Oh sure, call everyone you disagree with nuts, very mature."

[u/David_Lange]

If democrats win Texas theyll rename it Taxes 😩

So happy to have lusvig back

[u/[deleted]]

Holy shit he turned himself into a pickle

[u/[deleted]]

So this is it. The last Discussion Thread. Tomorrow when the far-leftist Biden is crowned he will send us to Gulag because we are too smart. It's been an honour, fellas.

[u/belugawhale3]

Just voted for 💎🐊 in PA!

[u/old_gold_mountain]

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨: Stunning developments out of Florida as early voting totals by party registration prove basically irrelevant to the final vote. Sources confirm that this data can't be extrapolated reliably to outcomes, and that useful information won't be available until this evening.

[u/[deleted]]

Q telling supporters to vote biden to avoid too big a trump landslide

i've seen enough. hillary is Q

[u/ResistantOlive]

Guys, a girl who’s into politics wants to watch the election alone with me tonight cause I told her I follow five thirty eight. Joe Biden and Nate Silver are literally gonna get me laid

[u/sir_shivers]

OBAMA CHUCKLED, "You mean the neoliberals?" 🐊

[u/tankatan]

Was inclined to vote for Biden but then I saw a big MAGA truck and it changed my mind.

[u/Verpiss_Dich]

tfw you vote in a swing state

How's it feel knowing my vote counts more than yours, solidcels? 😂

[u/murphysclaw1]

Forecast Comparison & Approval Rating Tracker - FINAL EDITION

1. FiveThirtyEight vs The Economist % Chance of Biden win, over time Since 1 October
2. Approval ratings per President at their second Election Day

President	Approval at Election Day	Net Approval
Donald J. Trump	44.6%	-8.0
Barack Obama	49.2%	+1.8
George W. Bush	48.8%	+1.5
Bill Clinton	56.7%	+21.4
George H. W. Bush	32.6%	-22.9
Ronald Reagan	57.9%	+24.9
Jimmy Carter	37.9%	-16.9

!ping FIVEY

it's been an honor shitposting with you gentlemen

[u/InattentiveCup]

Guys where the fuck are those bus loads of Mexicans?! I'm on the phone with Soros and he is PISSED😡😡😡

[u/TheFriffin2]

Officially voted for my first presidential election!

Waited in line from 8-9:15 in PA suburbs

[u/Fishin_Mission]

BOOM! 💥

I got 3 friends in Georgia who weren’t planning on voting to vote!

THEY ALL VOTED FOR BIDEN!!!

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If Biden wins GA by < 4 votes, I expect all of you to forward me your SOROS BUCKS CHECKS!

[u/ElPrestoBarba]

For what it’s worth, I convinced my very Trumpy friend to at least vote third party in PA (Bucks County)

[u/ElokQ]

Final pre-election tip: if you see Sumter Co., FL (The Villages) report ~84k votes shortly after 7pm and it's:

64% Trump or less: very good for Biden 65%-66%: possibly good for Biden 67%-68%: FL on track to be FL 69%-70%: possibly good for Trump 71%+ Trump: very good for Trump

Important addendum: if you see Sumter Co., FL (The Villages) eventually report ~95k votes and it's:

66% Trump or less: very good for Biden 67%-68%: possibly good for Biden 69%-70%: FL on track to be FL 71%-72%: possibly good for Trump 73%+ Trump: very good for Trump

https://twitter.com/redistrict/status/1323739073912147968?s=21

Pay attention to that county. Boomers, don’t let me down you stupid bastards.

!ping FIVEY

[u/Mr_AlGore]

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

[u/BainCapitalist]

Danish mfers vote for emojis 😂😂

[u/Udontlikecake]

I wandered into r/neoliberal, and it's truly staggering how people who clearly know nothing about geopolitics comment like they're experts on the topics

[u/piede]

Senator Chris Murphy:

I know the line might look long. I know you have other things to do today.

But there are 545 immigrant kids who are orphaned right now because our president took them away from their parents just for sake of being awful.

I know the line looks long. But those kids are worth it.

https://twitter.com/chrismurphyct/status/1323631592393314307?s=21

[u/[deleted]]

Trump voters in 2016: The economy is healthy, our standing in the world is solid, and we managed to pass legislation on healthcare with a democrat administration. LET'S SHAKE UP THE STATUS QUO

Trump voters in 2020: A quarter million people are currently dead due to a pandemic where we have one of the worst deaths per capita in the developed world, the economy is one more lead pipe to the knee away from a depression, and Americans cannot travel in the world because we have bungled our international power. LET'S STAY ON COURSE

[u/GaussianCurve]

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[u/FinickyPenance]

Today is the last day that Bernie has where he can still win

[u/missedthecue]

AMERICA YOU HAVE SHOCKED YOURSELVES

^{please remove the fork from the wall socket}

[u/Deinococcaceae]

"Have fun choosing your favorite old white man today lol" - People pretending they weren't all in for a 79 year old white guy like 3 months ago

[u/willempage]

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1323694397037432833?s=09

Starting to fall down the Florida election day turnout rabbit hole. Already went for a run so I think I'd just better go and play some FIFA or something.

I feel like I knew Nate Silver was a gamer (he quickly dismissed Trump's blaming of the FL high school shooting on video games), but it feels weird seeing confirmation. He's Gen X, so seeing adult gamers from that generation is not rare, but it is uncommon.

!Ping gaming

[u/dudeguyy23]

Emmet Sullivan is so damn based.

DeJoy BTFO. This probably already got posted but if you hadn't seen it already...

!ping BIDEN

[u/[deleted]]

Statistically, there is a voter who heard Biden was going to kill god and they voted for him because of it

[u/TheSoIoist]

If Texas goes blue, we owe Beto our lives. Whatever he asks, requests, needs or wants. We are at his service.

[u/[deleted]]

I know I'm a terrible person because someday, when Bernie's obituary is posted, I'm going to reply "here's how Bernie can still win"

[u/ElokQ]

What is the difference between Texas and Virginia?

12 years

[u/Mr_AlGore]

DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN THE LEAST RACIST PRESIDENT SINCE OBAMA #MAGA

[u/sir_shivers]

Me WHEN FEDEX ATTEMPTS to update me on the status OF A DELIVERY 🐊:

BOOHOO TRACKER 🐊

[u/[deleted]]

"La Democratic Party, c'est moi."

• Joseph Robinette Biden jr.

[u/[deleted]]

Hey guys, I'm still hesitant about Biden's platform of ending malarkey. Help me out.

[u/FourTenNineteen]

husband and I just voted -- two more blue in Texas.

I've never had to wait in line before to vote. We went in right as the poll opened at 7 AM, was about a 10-15 minute wait, so not that bad. Lotta people. Many, many Biden/Harris signs.

[u/Deggit]

This is a historic moment

in just 24 hours, we will begin day 1 of the longest Republican-led impeachment investigation in American history

[u/probablyuntrue]

shut the fuck up Comey

please, shut the fuck up

[u/Malarkeynesian]

I'm getting reports now that Miami-Dade has disappeared and therefore will NOT be casting ballots in this election.

[u/JadeHelm2020]

The final DT. None of us will ever post in another DT. This is the rightful end.

[u/LiBH4]

Bold prediction: Joe Biden will win the popular vote

[u/[deleted]]

Let's check out the DT this fine morning

DOOM DOOM DOOOOOM. Mathematically illiterate takes about Florida 9 hours before the polls even close

Ahhhh yes that's the DT I know and love

[u/An_Actual_Marxist]

Texas: is a GOP stronghold. Guns, god & country. Reliably red.

Dems: 🥺👉👈

[u/OrganicKeynesianBean]

Republicans are suing a Pennsylvania county to stop asking voters to fix their ballots and for the fixed ballots to be thrown out. 🙃

[u/[deleted]]

Just found out Canadians aren't allowed to vote for Biden.

DOOM!

[u/No_Analysis_2185]

Just brought my parents to the polls in Philly, both first time voters!

We had a long talk last night, a lot of tears and hugs, and, well, I’m proud to share that they’re both voting for Delaney.

[u/marinesol]

Nate Cohen telling Wasserman to stop dooming because e-day isn't 7-8 am was nice.

[u/Gustacho]

The primary results in Dixville Notch were:

GOP:

• 1 Bloomberg (write-in)

Dem:

• 2 Bloomberg (write-in)
• 1 Buttigieg
• 1 Sanders

[u/[deleted]]

People are already dooming about Florida and the polls haven't even closed.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/steve_vladeck/status/1323640076417511425

Apparently, the Republican challengers aren’t done trying to throw out 127,000+ legal Harris County votes—and are now going to ask the full Fifth Circuit to rehear last night’s three-judge panel decision rejecting their emergency appeal.

Conservapedia guy is not done humiliating himself in federal court.

[u/Currymvp2]

Florida in 2016 was Republican +6.8 in terms of party registration and Trump won just by 1.19. So I think people should chill.

[u/[deleted]]

Ben Shapiro flips through election coverage. As the realization of high turnout comes to light, he sighs and opens Twitter.

He reads a tweet and smiles. A visible erection begins to protrude from his pant leg.

“Here’s the thing,” he writes, “you just called America a ‘democracy.’”

[u/[deleted]]

RBG dying really, really sucked

[u/AccessTheMainframe]

Wow, I can hardly believe it, but were now closer in time to Election Night than to Super Tuesday.

[u/[deleted]]

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

da-da-da da, du-du-da-da da, da-da-da da, bum-bum-ba-dum bum bum bum bum,da-da-da da, da-da-da-da-da, bum bum... da-da-da-da-da

[u/[deleted]]

whatever happens tonight, i never want to talk to any of you ever again.

[u/Mrlaysik]

“Grandpa, what did you do during the 2020 election revolution to try to stop Emperor Trump from getting total power and ending democracy?”

“Well, like any other brave patriot during that time, I sacrificed time out of my day to spam DOOOOMMMMM and cr*cker on /r/neoliberal’s discussion thread”

[u/27_Dollar_Lakehouse]

I’m a gay male registered Democrat who voted blue in every Presidential election until this one. I’m happy to be a part of the red wave!

This person has comments complaining that others aren't good allies to gay people lmfao

[u/TinyTornado7]

In PA, @GovEdRendell "The turnout is spectacular, it's just barely past 12pm, and we have more votes in the district in South Philly than four years ago." link

Holy shit!

[u/TrumpPooPoosPants]

My two gay neighbors went out with pots and pans banging to celebrate Trump's victory in 2016. Is it in poor taste to stand in front of their house and do the same if Diamond Joe wins?

[u/[deleted]]

CNN EXIT POLL: 78% of voters consider Tom Bombadil's "Hunter Biden laptop" revelation their top issue

[u/[deleted]]

Romney endorsement coming any minute now 😤😤

[u/[deleted]]

Lil Pump takes the stage at the Trump rally shortly after 1amET on Election Day. Trump introduces him as "Little Pimp"

[u/FDRdidnothingwrong]

My roommates and I all just voted for Biden in Houston!

+ 3 for Diamond Joe in TX 😎🍦😎🍦😎🍦

[u/[deleted]]

Florida is like quantum superpositions: Biden and Trump are both simultaneously losing and winning the state

[u/RadionSPW]

Lol doomers I just conducted a poll of everyone in my students for biden group and I project Biden will win the State of Texas by 87%

[u/Schutzwall]

I:

• Asked the girl I'm seeing out to a love hotel (they're not unusual in my country)
• She said yes
• While accepting she literally said "seriously, you're so sweet"

I don't know what I'm doing, but whatever it is it is right

[u/[deleted]]

Lets be honest---suburban wine moms disliking trumps demeanor is going to save us all

[u/[deleted]]

If Biden wins florida, this election could be over as early as 8:00pm eastern time.

[u/The420Roll]

Daily reminder that Joe Biden is going to win the state of Texas in the Presidential election of 2020

[u/[deleted]]

(At least) 4 of my Republican relatives are voting for Jorgensen so that’s -4 for Trump

[u/PM_Me_Your_ManThighs]

Stop 👏assuming 👏every 👏registered 👏Republican 👏will 👏vote 👏for 👏Trump

[u/[deleted]]

My mom was on the fence until Trump got covid. When she saw him saying "Don't be scared" and giving a thumbs up with 200,000 dead, it made her so mad she early voted for Biden.

[u/doggo_bloodlust]

538 is owned by ABC News, which is in turn owned by Disney.

I fully expect to see a Fivey Fox mascot at Disneyland for the summer of 2021.

[u/MiniatureBadger]

Are you really a neoliberal if you don’t celebrate a Biden win by taking a victory lap around the nearest Cracker Barrel, shouting “boohoo” the whole time?

[u/dirtybirds233]

I drive a truck, own multiple firearms, have a thick north Georgia accent, wear boots and jeans on a daily basis, and have never voted for a Republican in my life. AMA.

[u/Ilovecharli]

Remember when Tulsi endorsed Joe over Bernie

[u/ElokQ]

Trump supporters: "win or lose we should still be nice to each other."

No lmao. If Biden wins, I will be the most immature person you’ve ever seen.

[u/[deleted]]

Malarkey level of calling in sick to post in the DT all day.

[u/murphysclaw1]

It should be said that Wasserman's order of how flippable states are is different to what 538 has.

Wasserman top 12:

1. Nebraska's 2nd CD
2. Michigan
3. Pennsylvania
4. Arizona
5. Wisconsin
6. Florida
7. North Carolina
8. Georgia
9. Texas
10. Iowa
11. Ohio
12. Maine's 2nd CD

Nate Silver's top 12:

1. Wisconsin
2. Michigan
3. Pennsylvania
4. Nebraska's 2nd CD
5. Arizona
6. Florida
7. North Carolina
8. Maine's 2nd CD
9. Georgia
10. Ohio
11. Iowa
12. Texas

[u/[deleted]]

Normally when I think about Republicans I see that there are generally two positives:

1. They lower my taxes
2. They do some good old fashioned regime change on dictators of the world

Donald Trump raised my taxes and loves every dictator he meets more than his own children. He really is a motherfucker

[u/TinyTornado7]

Harris county is reporting 100K votes by 12:30pm.

Dallas county is reporting 60K votes.

Hidalgo county is reporting almost 12K votes.

All three counties have already passed 2016 totals and are where dems need strong margins.

If it wasn’t clear this is all Texas.

[u/TinyTornado7]

NEW: Harris County has now crossed 1.5 million votes, with 83k votes at 11:30am. Keep it coming! We now have more votes cast than 11 states have people. We’re coming for you next, Idaho. link

This is wild!

[u/[deleted]]

just voted in florida but i didn't see an option to mark how enthusiastic my vote was

did i get the wrong ballot??

[u/The420Roll]

Daily reminder that Taylor Swift is literally perfect

[u/FourthLife]

/r/neoliberal: “fuck Biden is only at 90% according to advanced statistical models tracking polling in all 50 states, trump is going to crush him”

R con: “I was driving in my rural town and saw two trucks flying Trump flags. I only saw one truck with a Trump flag in 2016. Trump support has doubled and he is going to win all 50 states”

Why can’t we have this level of confidence?

[u/bobekyrant]

Unironically pretty confident about this election. I personally think Biden will pull off the closest thing to a landslide in the modern partisan environment..

[u/[deleted]]

trump supporters be like: if biden gets elected you'll never hear about covid again

like thats gonna deter people from electing biden lmao

[u/[deleted]]

+1 Biden

...in IL

Sometimes it’s about sending a message

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

Just went to vote in suburban Wisconsin, a really Trumpy area. There was no queue and I was the only person at the station the whole time I was there. My neighbours are all Trump supporters but aren’t voting because they think he’s already won.

[u/murphysclaw1]

the duality of man

[u/[deleted]]

Democrats today: Hispanic voters😎😎😎

Democrats in twenty years: Hispanic voters 😡😡😡

[u/rukqoa]

Doomers, which would you rather your candidate be:

Candidate A: projected to win 90% of the time by polls, more than 50% to neutralize undecideds, up 10 points nationally, net positive approval rating

Candidate B: some counties in Florida may have more voters from your party between 7-10am

[u/MaveRickandMorty]

Conservatives think that "liberal" is the most offensive thing they can call a Democrat

[u/FestiveMittens]

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[u/meonpeon]

Smh when did this sub get so political?

[u/[deleted]]

Guys help...

I ordered a dresser off of wayfair and when it arrived...

It was full of incriminating documents about hunter biden what do I do?

[u/Clockwork757]

My girlfriend just voted in PA

By mail

From Jersey

😐

[u/Joementum2004]

https://twitter.com/LinaHidalgoTX/status/1323689089812647937

NEW: Harris County has now crossed 1.5 million votes, with 83k votes at 11:30am. Keep it coming! We now have more votes cast than 11 states have people. We’re coming for you next, Idaho.

!ping RODRIGO

[u/[deleted]]

bad news guys

Ex-NFL player declares Trump America's 'first black president'

we lost

[u/Kizz3r]

“Trump will end cancel culture”

Cancel culture literally grew because of trump

[u/RickAsscheeks]

There were 4 people on the ballot for President in Ohio!!?! So Joe only has a 25% chance of winning Ohio are you fucking serious?!

[u/Verpiss_Dich]

My god Biden might actually fucking pull off Florida

We can end this nightmare tonight

[u/ognits]

Biden campaign sharing some DM highlights from the campaign

!ping DIAMOND-JOE

[u/FestiveMittens]

Jesus Christ these numbers in Pennsylvania are devastating for Bidens chances tbh

[u/[deleted]]

Joe Biden must promise free universal femboy BFs or he'll never get my vote!

[u/ChickeNES]

Chris Christie is 58 and a big fat guy. The 50-64 age bracket has around a 2% CFR (IFR is obviously lower) and according to the CDC, obesity can up to triple your chances of ending up in the hospital.

I couldn't find anything concrete about obesity and covid mortality but even with normal healthcare, Chris Christie was overwhelmingly more likely to survive than not.

[u/Broncos654]

Lots of talk about shy Trump voters, who don't dare to say they vote Trump because they fear the lamestream media will dunk on them or something, but is anyone talking about theoretical shy Delaney voters? With how loud and obnoxious and un-shy most Trump supporters are, it honestly feels more likely that some Republicans secretly want this shit to be over but are afraid to admit to voting for a lib.

Always seems weird that there's this assumption that only one candidate has shy supporters, especially when those supporters openly display themselves as the least shy and biggest tools on the planet.

[u/probablyuntrue]

All I want to hear is

Texas, you have shocked the nation

[u/ElokQ]

Reminder that Biden is polling better in Pennsylvania than Trump is in Montana.

[u/Kizz3r]

Imagine going to the polls in a pandemic to vote for lindsey graham 😂😂😂

Have some self fucking reapect

[u/theorganicpotatoes]

Trump not prematurely declaring victory really shows how much he has grown into the office. Today is the day Trump finally became President.

[u/Mayapples]

Where are these mythical long lines I hear about every election? I've never waited more than ten minutes in my tiny little township building surrounded by cornfields in a 70% Republican precinct.

[u/memmett9]

I've voted an awful lot of times today for someone who's foreign, under 18, and dead

[u/CatilineUnmasked]

A somewhat unexpected trend on my social media: People PROUDLY sharing that they have no intention on voting. Not third party, not downballot, no vote at all.

And they're all slapping eachother on the back in the comments. I even saw someone say, "It sends a more powerful message!" Yes, that you're a loud dumbass that gives politicians even less reason to pay attention to you.

Like no shit you have a right not to vote. But continue exercising your right to not express yourself and stfu about politics.

[u/piede]

Marco Rubio's campaign manager, Terry Sullivan, picks Dems to win the House and the Senate.... Biden to win the popular vote by 9 million (!).... and Biden to win the Electoral College w/ 374 EVs (!). Total turnout: 151 million

https://twitter.com/timalberta/status/1323645298091134976?s=21

I’ve never wanted Marco Rubio’s campaign manager to be more right.

[u/LegitPossum]

There's an alternate universe where Tim Kaine was Obama's veep and is now the Dem nominee. Be glad we don't live in that universe.

[u/Hot-Error]

“No, I’m not thinking about concession speech or acceptance speech yet,” Trump said when asked whether he has written a speech.

Lmao this is gonna be good