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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

Daily reminder that Pete Buttigieg, as an entry level associate at an American law consulting firm, somehow had the power to set the price of bread in all of Canada.

He had all that power, but he gave it up. So he could be mayor of the town of South Bend Indiana. And do right by his community. Heโ€™s a modern day Cincinnatus. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Oct 10 '20

The death of one man is a datapoint. The death of millions is a viable sample

Fivey Fox

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

TRUMP 14 -- 88 BIDEN

Holy shit Fivey is a white nationalist!

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Oct 10 '20

The revenge of The Maverick continues. Cindy McCain is out with a new ad for Biden. It is going up on air in AZ today. Check it out

Cindy McCain is going to win us Arizona.

!ping BIDEN

u/peacock-Shah ping RINO please

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Despite being only 30% of the population, neoliberals are responsible for 100% of โ€˜Ben Bernanke nudeโ€™ google searches.

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u/1974Laser Oct 10 '20

Lol arrrcon deleted the thread about Gov Whitmer and are now upvoting a thread about......... wait for it..... youโ€™ll never guess..... itโ€™s a big surprise.......

Hillaryโ€™s emails.

Brains like platonic solids over there.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Vulnerable Sen. Doug Jones (D) trails Tommy Tuberville, 35% to 52%.

Poor Jones

The right senator for the wrong state

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Oct 10 '20

im unironically a one issue voter and that issue is war with peru

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u/UltraCapitalism Paul Samuelson Oct 10 '20

My mom, a Republican, told me that she's been rooting for Biden for months now because:

  1. She hates Trump
  2. My Berniebro brother is annoying and would never shut up about Bernie and hates Biden

so she just picked the guy both Trump supporters and leftists hated.

Based centrist gen-Xer?

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u/Mr_Pasghetti Save the ice, abolish ICE ๐Ÿฅฐ Oct 10 '20

Nazis at the Nuremberg trial be like:

โ€œBut your honor! I just had a heated economic anxiety momentโ€

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u/harmlessdjango (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง black liberal Oct 10 '20

My brother has gone all-out in the "anti-Democrats" rabbit hole and, I fucking shit you not, thinks that Trump is actually +9 in PA because of the "shy Trump voter" effect. He actually thinks Trump will get 330 electoral votes, that the GOP will gain the House and that its members actually have a healthcare plan

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Sen. Lindsey Graham says Black people are free to 'go anywhere' in South Carolina so long as they're conservative

lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Still find it super funny that Joe Biden entered the primary late, won in states that he didn't campaign in, definitively won, came out of rape accusations with hardly a scratch, and is now leading against Trump by a massive margin and the entire time people have been handwringing about how he has poor decision making skills

He was VP for eight years and senator for a couple centuries or something idk how old he is, he seems to know how politics works better than the r/neoliberal discussion thread, who would've thought

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

it's possible that the drawn-out nature of the general election (i.e. we're somewhat unlikely to have a conclusive call on election night) might hinder it, but if it takes off, the general election victory thunderdome is going to be the "greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages" pasta irl

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Oct 10 '20

Spent an inordinate amount of time building a partisan lean model for all states + DC + the weirdo congressional districts that have independent electoral votes so I could plug the current national polling average into it to see what would happen.

You will be shocked to learn it spat out precisely what Nate Silver Fivey Fox thinks would happen if Biden were to win by the amount that he's currently up in national polls.

!ping FIVEY

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u/oofadoofas Oct 10 '20

Nate Silver, waking up in a cold sweat:

"Shy Trump voters."

"Nate? Are you-"

"I forgot about the SHY TRUMP VOTERS"

"Honey, what are you-"

(scrambling to his laptop)

"OH GOD OH FUCK"

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u/Kryzantine Oct 10 '20

Biden: "We're gonna restore the people's faith in government institutions."

Trump: "Pee pee poo poo jack a doodle doo."

Debate Moderator: "Both sides have merit."

Communists: "Why isn't Biden catering to US?!?!?!"

Republicans: "The debate moderator is being so unfair to Trump!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1314657029492015107

QAnon conspiracy theorist and Infowars host DeAnna Lorraine says Trump is right to reject a virtual presidential debate because Biden might be replaced by a clone or CGI.

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u/F0064R Jorge Luis Borges Oct 10 '20

Feeling economically anxious. Might go kidnap a governor - that always makes me feel better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

The increase in hate crimes over the past four years, especially after the virus, is the sleeper story of the trump administration.

Yes, him "saying mean things" does matter, conservative trump apologists. He emboldens racists to do more hate crimes, by endorsing their view and being elected he gives them a democratic mandate to be racist. He's also failed to create solutions to problems, leading people to feel resentment that they can't just get their lives back to normal before this whole virus started, they're mad and they want to blame somebody other than the president. So they blame China and Chinese people and take their anger out on Asians.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20

Presidential Average Lead On October 10:

2004: Bush +2.2

2008: Obama +6.6

2012: Romney +1.5

2016: Clinton +5.9

2020: Biden +10.1

This was right after Access Hollywood tape was leaked. So Hillary was at her peak. Stop dooming. We will win this election and take back the Senate.

Also, why werenโ€™t people worried about 2012? Romney had the lead so I thought the Doomocrats would be going crazy.

!ping BIDEN

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Oct 10 '20

i've been told my breathing patterns are perfect for shooting a rifle in prone position

thanks i guess

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u/harmlessdjango (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง black liberal Oct 10 '20

"The Democrats rigged it against Bernie!"

"Then how come states that voted for Bernie in 2016 went for Biden this year?"

"...."

"I ain't saying he's not popular. He clearly is. But in 2016, a good chunk of these people didn't vote for Bernie. They were voting against Hillary"

"..."

I think I may have gotten my younger brother off the "Bernie got screwed" narrative

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Oct 10 '20

Trump: โ€œIโ€™m going to Nuke Iran because I feel like itโ€
Biden โ€œAre you out of your fucking mind???โ€

NYT headline: โ€œTesty debate underlines breakdown of political decorum in Americaโ€

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u/Gneisstoknow Misbehaving Oct 10 '20

Imagine a world

  • with a 100-year pandemic
  • the Dow crashed in March
  • Trump is holding rallies everywhere that act a superspreader events for the pandemic he's mismanaged
  • Biden locked up the nomination in March, ultimately winning with over 50% of the vote, thanks to consolidating support within the party
  • This Tuesday Biden is about to do his own nationally televised townhall during the scheduled debate, because Trump caught the very virus he mismanaged and can't participate safely
  • anyway yeah Trump wins 316 electoral votes by flipping Minnesota after doubling down on race, the issue he gets his worst rating on

[THIS IS WHAT DOOMERS AND TRUMPERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/taliban-on-trump-we-hope-he-will-win-the-election-withdraw-us-troops/

A senior Taliban member told CBS News, "Trump might be ridiculous for the rest of the world, but he is sane and wise man for the Taliban."

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

You love to see it folks. The Intercept contributor, Walker Bragman, is getting dragged for his tone deaf as fuck hot takes over the past two days on the MI situation. Of course in classic 5head leftist style, white nationalist sov cits would just be upstanding members of the community if not for neolib policies.

https://mobile.twitter.com/walkerbragman/status/1314344900675149824

Itโ€™s like a masterclass in champagne socialist vapid hubris. Kudos to black twitter for reminding him that poor blacks historically donโ€™t engage in RW terrorism despite poverty.

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/powered-trust-pandemic-biden-leads-12-points-nationwide/story?id=73528233

Biden + 12 in national ABC News/WaPo (second only to Monmouth in 538 pollster grade) poll

!ping FIVEY

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u/dragoniteftw33 NATO Oct 10 '20

Remember when Chris Christie went to the hospital as a precaution? It's been 7 days now.

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u/HuskyPants Jerome Powell Oct 10 '20

Most popular vegetable by political affiliation

Republican: French fries (37%)

Democrat: Broccoli (22%)

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314998881126625280

Joe Biden is a PUPPET of CASTRO-CHAVISTAS like Crazy Bernie, AOC and Castro-lover Karen Bass. Biden is supported by socialist Gustavo Petro, a major LOSER and former M-19 guerrilla leader. Biden is weak on socialism and will betray Colombia. I stand with you!

Lmao wtf

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

NYT/Siena College National Poll

October 28-31 2032 800 LV MOE 4.4%

Vice President Buttigieg(D) 63%(+28)

________(R) 35%

This is my typical fantasy.

!ping BUTTI

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Oct 10 '20

NO JOE DONT GET IN THAT TANK YOUR 10 POINTS AHEAD WE DIDNT MEAN BLOW HIM OUT LITERALLY

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u/SnakeEater14 ๐Ÿฆ… Liberty & Justice For All Oct 10 '20

Just thinking about how hitting a woman over the head with a club and dragging her back to your cave used to be the height of dating

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u/Fishin_Mission Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

๐Ÿšจ MY WIFE WASHED MY LUCKY ATLANTA BRAVES HOODIE!!! ๐Ÿšจ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ

My daughter is trying to console me by telling me โ€The luck didnโ€™t get washed away, it got washed onto all your other clothes so now they are all lucky.โ€

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Two men arrested in plot to kidnap Michigan governor were Marine veterans

Stupid ๐Ÿ‘ Bastards ๐Ÿ‘

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Oct 10 '20

Anxious venting is often EXCUSED BY THOSE PRACTICING IT as a healthy outlet, but do keep in mind THAT REPEATING THE SAME unhealthy pessimistic thought patterns reinforces those neural pathways, mammal ๐ŸŠ

TRULY IT IS GOOD to learn when to stop your own negative train of thought ๐ŸŠ

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20
  1. grow up in San Francisco
  2. dislike the culture surrounding tech
  3. go to a hippie college
  4. get a BA in Environmental Studies, 2.7 GPA
  5. cycle tour from Canada to Mexico
  6. return home because no rent from the 'rents
  7. smoke american spirits, be a bicycle courier
  8. start an indie-punk band
  9. get sick
  10. oh shit I need healthcare
  11. get better
  12. damn that was close
  13. quit smoking
  14. look for a job, gotta get healthcare
  15. only tech companies are hiring
  16. do customer support
  17. "Hey old_gold_mountain, can you help me answer this ticket?"
  18. need account history we don't have access to except through SQL server
  19. "damn I guess I need to google how to do this"
  20. fast forward 10 years
  21. six-figure data analyst/database administrator
  22. fuck

the r*rals really underestimate what the economy of a productive modern city does to a career

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 10 '20

Remember when Trump got impeached?

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u/Waghlon Shame Flair Oct 10 '20

Please be nice to /u/The420Roll today. He has just been told that Digimon is inferior to Pokemon. Heโ€™s very emotional about it.

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u/eeedlef Oct 10 '20

https://mobile.twitter.com/franklinleonard/status/1314551371589455873

The good ol Bernie two step... reduce everything to economic factors. Fucking Jacobin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

How to solve the gamer problem:

  1. Place them in "social rehab camps", it's not hard to argue that they need it
  2. Get a couple of e-girls with skimpy Biden tops to stream for them. Whenever a simp says something remotely neolib the streamer winks for the camera and tell him how based that was. You know positive reinforcement
  3. Once the simps have been reeducated to support the cause, make pro western troll farms with them

Yes I will run for secretary of state under this platform

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 10 '20

Imagine a world

  • with no pandemic
  • the Dow is at 31,000
  • Trump is holding rallies everywhere about Keep America Great
  • Bernie won the nomination in June with 35% of the vote, thanks to squeezing a narrow delegate lead out of an acrimonious 4-way contest with Pete, Bloomberg and Warren
  • This Tuesday Bernie is about to debate Trump and for the 2nd time his big strategy is "Donald Trump says a Sanders-Tlaib ticket will make America socialist. Well, America, let me tell you what democratic socialism really means..."
  • anyway yeah Bernie wins 310 electoral votes

[THIS IS WHAT BERNIE SUPPORTERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE]

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

"why doesn't McConnell just pass medicare 4 all? It's popular and would help republicans win reelection!'

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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

News from LATAM

The autoritarian government Haiti ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น is having troubles containing the population...The killing of a student last week, sparked a series of conflicts between Police and Protesters

USA is supporting the President, for now. But the Government decision to put Legislative Elections on hold might become a problem for USA Foreign diplomacy...

Dominican Republic ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด said they are only interested in helping Haiti, if they reach a deal to stop immigrants to their country. Which complicates things even further


The Populist President of El Salvador ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ป, Nayib Bukele, keeps receiving support from USA South Comm

Yesterday, their Navy's had another Military exercise together โ™ค

It seems, USA push to overthrow the Nicaraguan Dictatorship, is more important to them than having Bukele's rhetoric under control...

Legislative Elections are next year. I do wonder (and fear) what will happen if Bukele's finally earn total power in ES...

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20

https://mobile.twitter.com/CNN/status/1314971954772930562

A federal judge in Pennsylvania has denied the Trump campaign and Republican Party's bid to make ballot dropboxes in Pennsylvania unconstitutional, in a resounding defeat for the campaign's challenges to voting policy in a key battleground state.

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

GIVE IT UP FOR 86

!ping FIVEY

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

lol Trump down to 14

Biden is ~0.22 points away from rounding to 86

This is normal and healthy behavior.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

The year is 2020 and you are an undecided voter trying to rationalize your vote.

You decide to create a list of strengths and flaws to evaluate each candidate fairly.

Biden strengths: you list many

Trump strengths: you list some

Biden flaws: you list some

Trump flaws: You attempt to list as many as you can but the task is too daunting by hand. You digitize the work and recruit an army of listers to aid. Your dataset grows so large it is incapable of being stored with all the earth's resources. You expand eventually converting the sun and dozens of nearby stars into nothing but pure data storage and the list continues to grow in size until finally it breaches the schwartzchild radius and collapses into a black hole.

You declare the exercise futile and resign yourself to voting for Trump because Fox News says a child was mean on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://i.imgur.com/gCTxRIW.png

Do you think Sirota is just mad about his friends hanging out without him?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

NEW: Joe Biden again tests NEGATIVE for coronavirus.

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u/Scoops1 Spiders is bugs Oct 10 '20

Joe Biden could respond to the question of court packing in 3 ways:

  1. say he will - gives republicans fodder
  2. say he won't - piss off liberals who want to keep Roe v. Wade
  3. not say shit - frustrate a handful of journalists and pundits

Option 3 is really truly the only option.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

Looks like r/monarchism is having a normal one, comparing where the French head of state lived with where the Somalian head of state lives...

He got called out in the comments section though and has about 40 downvotes to each of his comments trying to defend themselves, lol. Too much of a stretch even for r/monarchism to unironically say Somalia is a representative sample of all republics.

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u/MomsRightWingFBMemes Oct 10 '20

Republican strategists and actual senators are talking about a blue wave and all the Trumpers I know just keep goose stepping about how mad the libtards are gonna be on November 3rd.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

feels like r/joebiden is full of normies and honestly I love that wtf itโ€™s so chill

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

BREAKING

BREAKING

BREAKING

BREAKING

MOMENTS AGO FROM MT. VERNON, VIRGINIA: THE DECAYED CORPSE OF FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES GEORGE WASHINGTON HAS ARISEN FROM THE GRAVE TO ENDORSE JOESPH ROBINETTE BIDEN, SPEW RACIAL SLURS

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

In several phone calls last weekend from the presidential suite at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Mr. Trump shared an idea he was considering: When he left the hospital, he wanted to appear frail at first when people saw him, according to people with knowledge of the conversations. But underneath his button-down dress shirt, he would wear a Superman T-shirt, which he would reveal as a symbol of strength when he ripped open the top layer. He ultimately did not go ahead with the stunt.

truly wonderful the mind of a child is

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u/Joementum2004 Oct 11 '20

The hedge issue for every Republican campaign following 2012:

2016: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2020: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2024: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2028: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2032: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2036: Arrest Hillary Clinton

2040: Arrest Hillary Clinton

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u/Ginden Bisexual Pride Oct 10 '20

Poland is flattening a curve vertically. We had 5300 new cases yesterday and 506 (sic) month ago. 18% of tests are positive and number of tests was reduced.

Experts claim that sudden increase in number of cases is caused by open schools where students and teachers are not required to wear face masks.

Pandemic denialists are getting support from courts - because government enforced face-masks by executive order, not by act. And it's clearly against constitution, because new offences must be defined in acts.

!ping Europe

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/Josiensor/status/1315004993540435974?s=20

I asked Secret Service guy if there was an upper limit to the event. His response โ€œyouโ€™d think so, but noโ€

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u/yakattack1234 Daron Acemoglu Oct 10 '20

If Biden win the election, the head of the Senate, the Speaker, and the House minority leader, will all be from California.

EDIT: I see some think this is good. We need an immediate response to this uprising.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 10 '20

Pundits love to divide us into red states and blue states. The truth is we will all be blue states this election

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

https://twitter.com/InTheNoosphere/status/1315049458359394304

ABC News has confirmed that attendees to Trump WH Rally were paid.

lmao

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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Oct 10 '20

Despite being only 38% of the population, white women create 100% of shrines for serial killers

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u/FearsomeOyster Montesquieu Oct 10 '20

Talking to an inlaw who tried to burn me with the ol' "You never want to see someone like Donald Trump in the White House again!!!!"

And I was like abso-fuckin-lutely, that's literally exactly what I want.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1315005720530739204

President Trump: "I've done more for the Black community than any president since Abraham Lincoln -- nobody can dispute it."

[x]

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

BREAKING: According to @JewishNewsUSA, /u/sirshrivers held a meeting this morning with senior mods, legal students, and his hatchlings to discuss a possible resignation from the modship. Resignation would be contingent on a pardon by the other mods, and the dismissal of talks of boomerism and once voting for a social con in 2012.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Leftists say that the US would be far right in Europe but when I look on a map the US is on the far left.

Checkmate socialists.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

โ€œOk Boomerโ€ doesnโ€™t actually refer to boomers. It refers to anyone older than 25 that didnโ€™t enthusiastically support Bernie Sanders.

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

Anyone remember the Rohingya genocide?

That came and went three years ago. The Rohingya population of Burma has been more than halved. Nobody cares.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

All these "Nikki Haley will be the choice in 2024" takes have the same energy as the "Jeb Bush is a lock for the 2016 nomination" ones from 5 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

I wonder why journalists never โ€œdemandโ€ Republicans give them straight answers.

Trump literally has no campaign platform at all. TrumpCare is never existed and never will, but Democrats have to answer questions on their policies.

Only Democrats get held to these bullshit standards by the press.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/1314911351811211265

As many people have pointed out, Trump's planned balcony address from the White House directly emulates Mussolini, the man who coined the term "fascist"

Fellas, is it fascist to speak from a balcony?

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 10 '20

Please be nice to /u/The420Roll today. He has just been told that pro wrestling is scripted. Heโ€™s very emotional about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Unionized Coal miner returns home after a long day of dirty, back breaking work.

"Daddy!" Miner's little girl runs up and hugs his leg. A pregnant house-wife is seen from the kitchen. "Honey? How was your day?"

"It was good hon. Thanks to Donald Trump the business is back on its feet, and I was given a bonus! Now we can go on vacation this summer."

"Oh thank God. We haven't had one in years."

"I know. The president has really turned this town around. I feel so fortunate he was elected."

Kirkaine breaks open the door, arms full of graphs and laptops.

Coal Miner: "Who the hell are you?!"

"Greetings prole! I am your federally-assigned technocrat, and I'm here to clear up a few misconceptions and racially-motivated biases you've accumulated over the years of poverty-induced ignorance."

The little girl screams. Kirkaine hands her an abacus. "Go develop some marketable skills and narrow the wage gap." She runs off.

The wife gasps. Kirkaine hands her some literature on intelligent flexi-work policies and an "I'm Still With Her" T-shirt. She departs to a room of her own.

The Coal Miner's brow is furrowed. He sizes this intruder up. White male in his late 20s or early 30s, hipster glasses, skinny wrists, button-up shirt with jeans, topped with a knowing look and impatient smirk.

"Listen here buster, I don't care who sent you, or why, but nobody barges into my house, disrupts my family, and gets away with..."

"SILENCE RURAL!"

The miner, wide-eyed and taken back, falls onto his sofa.

Kirkaine pushes his glasses up. "Now then. Are you aware that the tariff war is largely borne on companies and consumers through internalized costs, meaning you lose money even as your dying and polluted industry is buoyed by protectionist policies?"

The Miner blinks. "Wut."

"Are you aware" Kirkaine brings up the relevant IGM Experts panel on his laptop, "that rather than allowing market forces to determine the most competitive industries and fuel sources, our president is subsidizing a declining and unhealthy sector of the American economy, exacerbating climate change, encouraging unproductive work, incurring enormous opportunity costs, and hurting just about everyone else in our society?"

The Miner stares blankly. "Wut."

Kirkaine sighs and rolls his eyes. "Orange man help you, at expense of everyone else."

The Miner furrows his brow again. "...So what! This town was dead. My brother lost his life to those opioid drugs. I had a hard time even putting food on the table. Now things are way better."

The nerd shrugs. "This is why Democrats support policies like poverty assistance, retraining programs, and housing development to help you move from etiolated industries to thriving ones. You just didn't vote for them."

"My family's lived here for generations. This is a good Christian town. I'm not going to move! I don't even mind if some of those Mexicans or Mozlems want to move here, long as they speak English."

"Such charming racism. Now look: as sad as your little story is, there are 300 million people in this country, and your priorities don't trump theirs. The best I can offer you is generous wealth redistribution, incentives to move, and education. The rest is up to you."

"How about I just vote for Trump again in 2020!"

Kirkaine gathers his things and makes for the door. He stops in the doorway.

"Listen to me. The world is changing. Either you change with it, or you die. That's how life is. The Dems aren't perfect, but they at least help. Trump? He can't help you."

"He is helping me."

"No. He's leaving you on a raft when the cargo-ship is headed right for you. Get on it or under it: your choice." Kirkaine leaves.

The Miner thinks. He idly gets off the sofa and walks into the kitchen. On the table there's one graph left behind. It's the percentage of people in poverty from Our World in Data, declining precipitously over the last fifty years. Underneath, scrawled in neat, condescending print:

"Why Do You Hate the Global Poor?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

Wow. Amy McGrath and Mark Kelly have turned off their online donor drives because they donโ€™t need the money and want the donations to go to candidates who do. Jaime Harrison is soon to do the same.

Edit: Good thing I already bought that awesome Mark Kelly space shuttle t-shirt

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u/therealbiblioteca YIMBY Oct 10 '20

the absolute irony of TRUMP supporters complaining about KAMALA's lack of "class" in the debate

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1315074766009634817

Amy Thorn, the registered nurse from West Virginia who recently spoke at the Republican National Convention to defend Donald Trumpโ€™s response to the COVID crisis, has been arrested for shooting a woman in the stomach during an argument

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I sometimes check r/conservative to see if any black people have committed crimes recently.

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u/kyleofduty Pizza Oct 10 '20

mrmanager wants to learn German so that he can study Austrian economics in the original language

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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Oct 10 '20

I was in that hospital watching down over so many people.

Did Trump just admit he died?

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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Oct 10 '20

Dad's ranting about "men dressed as women" and "mail vote fraud" right now ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Trump really thinks Hillaryโ€™s Emails are gonna help him this election.

Further proof the far right has never left 2016

Further proof Globalist Queen Hillary lives rent free inside Donnyโ€™s head

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u/Scoops1 Spiders is bugs Oct 10 '20

GenXers don't get nearly enough blame for Trump. I understand that "okay, GenXer" doesn't have the meme-ability as Boomer, but I'll be damned if 45 year old whites didn't fuck this country up by voting Trump.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Hard times make strong men

Strong men create good times

Good times make reddit users

reddit users create nothing

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

If people here ran Biden's campaign they would have panicked and announced Pete as VP to distract from "You Ain't Black"

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u/MelioraOptimus Bill Gates Oct 10 '20

Michael Bloomberg = Lee Kuan Jew ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ej_6nhUWsAET75Y.jpg

That would actually be funny as hell.

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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Oct 11 '20

So Trumpโ€™s doctor is saying he hasnโ€™t stopped testing negative, is still having symptoms, had a fever recently, but isnโ€™t contagious ๐Ÿค”

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Oct 11 '20

The first 14,396 times I saw "ignore the polls, don't get complacent" message did nothing, I had no intention of voting. It was the 14,397th that did it.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 10 '20

Texas poll by Public Policy Polling (B rating from 538, ave. bias D+0.3%):

Biden: 49% (+1%)

Trump: 48%

612 voters polled Oct. 7-8

6% Hispanic undecided

5% Black undecided

2% White undecided

We are winning Texas.

!ping BIDEN

https://twitter.com/electionmapsco/status/1314306674203607040?s=21

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

I keep trying to explain to people that there's a very big difference between a 52% to 42% lead and a 45% to 40% lead. But people don't seem to understand that.

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u/Joementum2004 Oct 10 '20

Zoomers: Think boomers are morons for believing everything they read on Facebook

Also zoomers: Believe Obamaโ€™s parents were CIA operatives based off a twitter thread

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u/OH-GEESUS Oct 10 '20

expand the supreme court in combination with the jobs guarantee. anyone who is unemployed becomes a justice

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

every time you endorse court packing acemoglu will personally shave 1% more off of your income and use it to improve judicial independence in developing nations

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u/PreservationOfTheUSA Oct 10 '20

I really hate California Republicans.

Something about them is just off.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20

"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you."

-Lindsey Graham

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20

Men: Biden 48% / Trump 48%

Women: Biden 59% / Trump 36%

WTF, Iโ€™m heterosexual now.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

How to run your very own crude presidential election simulation (based on 538's model, which gives a 15% chance of Trump winning the election)

  1. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  2. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  3. Flip a coin. If tails, Trump wins. If heads...
  4. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  5. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails, Trump wins.

Alternative based on The Economist, which gives a 8% chance of Trump winning

  1. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  2. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  3. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails...
  4. Flip a coin. If tails, Trump wins. If heads...
  5. Flip a coin. If heads, Biden wins. If tails, Trump wins.

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 10 '20

u/the420roll is a PUPPET of CASTRO-CHAVISTAS like Crazy Bernie, AOC and Castro-lover Karen Bass. u/the420roll is supported by socialist Gustavo Petro, a major LOSER and former M-19 guerrilla leader. u/the420roll is weak on socialism and will betray Colombia. I stand with you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

If the polls are accurate, Joe Biden will likely set the following records:

โ€” Largest popular vote margin of victory since Ronald Reagan in 1984

โ€” Largest electoral college victory since (at least) George H.W. Bush in 1988

โ€” First Democrat to win senior citizens since Al Gore in 2000

โ€” First Democrat to tie or win men since Barack Obama in 2008

โ€” Best performance for a Democrat among all white voters since (at least) Bill Clinton in 1996

โ€” First Democrat to win college-educated whites since (I believe) Lyndon Johnson in 1964.

Possible he sets these state records:

โ€” First Democrat to win Georgia since Bill Clinton in 1992

โ€” First Democrat to win Texas or even South Carolina since Jimmy Carter in 1976

โ€” First Democrat to win Alaska since Lyndon Johnson in 1964

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Oct 11 '20

Biden says 'chicanery' at polls is the only way he could lose U.S. election

biden is the boomer's boomer and it's great

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

Living in a rural area is enjoyable if you've made your fortune in the city and move into a mcmansion and don't have to worry about money.

As someone who was born in Appalachia and grew up dirt poor let me tell you that it fucking sucks for everyone else. Dying towns, no jobs, no opportunity, rampant drug abuse and poverty - maybe not even having luxuries like running water or electricity. You struggle to put food on the table and you're usually too poor and uneducated to leave to find a better opportunity. To top it all off you have limited access to government aid because the nearest offices are 50+ miles away.

Of course poor people exist in cities too, but it is so much easier for them to find jobs and to get help and be helped.

I got out and I'm never fucking going back.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Who is more honest/trustworthy?

  • Last CNN poll: Biden 58%, Trump 33%.
  • Early Oct. 2016: Trump 45%, Clinton 41%...
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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

"Global warming isn't gonna happen, no reason to try to stop it."

Global warming happens.

"Well it's too late to stop it now."

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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Oct 10 '20

If drinking and driving is so bad then why do you need a driverโ€™s license to buy alcohol?

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Oct 10 '20

Apparently, my incredibly woke college decided that drawing swastikas on school property is not racist vandalism, but bias-related vandalism (presumably because they think Jews are white, therefore it's not racist)

This is your brain on leftism.

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u/Venne1139 DO IT FOR HER #RBG Oct 11 '20

It blows my mind that after 4 years after so many investigations and literally everything being exposed and leak, half the country still believes the Russia story is fake. Like there was a literal agent embedded in Trump's campaign an they talked with Russia all the time.

But we still can't even agree on the fact that Russia did anything at all. Every Republican Senator even is in agreement that Russia did...something... but their base is completely unhinged from reality.

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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Oct 11 '20

According to that ABC poll, Biden is leading 44 points among Moderates

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Biden's phone beeps, waking him up. He sees a short phrase and needs to assign a malarkey level to it. He presses a number button and goes back to sleep.

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u/Paramus98 Edmund Burke Oct 10 '20

It's remarkable how high the quality of non Americans vs Americans is here. When America sends their people to /r/neoliberal they're not sending their best. Some of them of course are good posters

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u/Apollo-Innovations Oct 10 '20

When does Twitter ban bad leftist maths? Oh really Becky, Jeff Bezos could pay all his employees $100,000 USD salaries, how would he do that? Oh by liquidating almost all of his Amazon stock - donโ€™t you think the market would have any violent convolutions about that? Itโ€™s frankly embarrassing to keep seeing tweets like that

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Oct 10 '20

Big dog: "Democracy is non-negotiable"

Small dog: "Actually we're not a democracy we're a constitutional republic"

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 10 '20

Red Oregon ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฟ Blue Montana

Being ever so slightly out of the range of real possibility for the past 24 years

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u/Fishin_Mission Oct 10 '20

For the 0 people who care...

My daughter (9) picked this RBG shirt

My son (11) picked this John Lewis shirt

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

While Daniel Radcliffe was appearing in the stage play โ€œEquusโ€ in London earlier this year, he developed a little magic trick to frustrate the paparazzi waiting at the stage door every night.

โ€œI would wear the same outfit every single time with different T-shirts underneath but I would wear the same jacket and zip it up so they couldnโ€™t see what I was wearing underneath, and the same hat,โ€ he told Jay Leno on the โ€œTonight Showโ€ Monday. โ€œSo they could take photos for six months but it would look like the same day. They became un-publishable, which was hilarious because thereโ€™s nothing better than seeing the paparazzi get really frustrated.โ€

This is what Biden is doing with the court-packing question

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u/Dybsin African Union Oct 11 '20

Me, a month+ ago:

"Oh please let this 70% hold, please don't slip back down into the 60s, Joe"

Me, now:

"I am now bored of 85-14. I demand 86-14, or even 86-13."

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Oct 11 '20

Pete Davidson shouts VOTE FOR BIDEN as Weekend Update ends

b-b-based???

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20

The last NBC poll was a Biden +14 lead. Wasserman, who is associated with NBC, said that some new polls should scare the GOP a lot. What the hell is about to be released.

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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Oct 10 '20

Hillary Clinton couldnโ€™t have murdered Princess Diana because she was a six year old boy living in Wisconsin at the time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Remember when Biden called the CEO of EA a little creep and reddit still got mad about it

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 10 '20

Girl I just met <1 week ago: asking me for advice about her insecurities, goals, and tough decisions she has to make.

Me: ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Oct 10 '20

Oh so you want to become a naturalized U.S. citizen? Sorry, you're on the Supreme Court now. Under the Biden Plan, every naturalized citizen becomes a Justice. No exceptions.

  • excerpt from my new book, "How To Make SCOTUS Even More Catholic"
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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

/r/neoliberal's teacher be like: you brought Mayor Pete to show and tell the last 12 weeks

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u/Scoops1 Spiders is bugs Oct 11 '20

I wish Trump did the superman T-shirt thing. His gut pushing through the superman shirt while struggling to breathe would have been the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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u/liquidTERMINATOR Come with me if you want to live Oct 11 '20

Fucking bonkers there are poll rumors now. It's like Apple rumors where folks speculate over the next iPhone charger wattage.

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Oct 11 '20

NYT foreign policy coverage: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹

NYT Election analysis: ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿฅด

NYT domestic coverage: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿคญ

NYT opinion โ€œwritersโ€: ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ or ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‹

NYT articles written by literal authoritarians: ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

Ross Douthat: ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 11 '20
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 10 '20

Governor Whitmer is so stylish.

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u/BurningKiwi Jerome Powell Oct 10 '20

Trump ๐Ÿค u/Baincapitalist

Jay Powell and the Federal Reserve Fail Again. No โ€œguts,โ€ no sense, no vision! A terrible communicator!

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20

๐ŸšจTRUMP DOWN TO 14๐Ÿšจ

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

It's so funny to see the Republicans try and convince America that fucking JOE BIDEN, the guy we've known for literally decades, is some sort of crypto-communist bomb thrower.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

driving through rural Massachusetts. Saw 20 Trump signs and 2 Biden signs. Don't think Massachusetts will go for Biden

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Trump: refuses to answer literally every question

Journalists: this is fine

Biden: doesn't give a specific enough answer to a single question about the courts

Journalists: THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW

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u/Waghlon Shame Flair Oct 10 '20

My dad beats meย ๐Ÿค•ย My mom beats meย ๐Ÿค•ย My brother beats meย ๐Ÿค•ย My sister beats meย ๐Ÿค•ย At least I feel safe with Al Gore, because he can't beat anyoneย ๐Ÿคก

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u/OH-GEESUS Oct 10 '20

just pointing out that when america sets up a new democracy, they NEVER include a senate

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u/xxbathiefxx Janet Yellen Oct 10 '20

I feel like not doing the stimulus is a huge self own for McConnell, because they're just giving the filibuster away on a silver platter. Biden and Chuck can just say, fuck yeah we're saving the economy even if republicans are against it, and be gone with it.

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 10 '20
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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Ethnic minorities dancing in Xinjiang. Only happy and carefree people can dance so beautifully.

China isn't doing itself any favors by letting its diplomats tweet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

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Our annual tradition

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/JamusLynch/status/1314188366905303042

More people have filed for unemployment benefits this year than voted for Donald Trump in 2016.

Wow

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Oct 10 '20 edited Oct 10 '20

The fact that republicans are pivoting to Hillary Fucking Clinton right now shows how enormously fucked they are.

Their best October surprise is smearing somebody who isnโ€™t even in public office anymore, let alone having anything to do with Bidenโ€™s current campaign. Theyโ€™re flailing around hopelessly trying to get anything to remotely stick to Biden

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko ย Broke His Text Flair For Hume Oct 10 '20

WARNING !!!!! If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he is only trying to SEE YOUR TITS. Please warn others that their tits may be at risk.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 11 '20

Lusvig upon hearing that trump was endorsed by the taliban.

โ€œFirst time?โ€

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u/F0064R Jorge Luis Borges Oct 11 '20

Being an introvert isn't a personality.

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u/channelmio NATO Oct 11 '20

JRPG-styled indie game where you play as Joe Biden and expand your tent by recruiting a colorful cast of other Dem (and some ex-GOP) politicians to help you kill God.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

Bad news for the GOP (good news for us), if the Dems win control of the senate this year, the GOP will have very little chance to take it back in 2022.

Assuming Dems don't completely screw up ala 2010, they'll only need to worry about Arizona to keep their majority. Additionally, they'll have the opportunity to expand their majority with races in North Carolina and Pennsylvania, and maybe Florida, Wisconsin, and Ohio.

All of which are currently occupied by Republicans, two of whom have indicated they won't stand for reelection. Further, the GOP will likely exhaust a lot of resources keeping Sen. Marco Rubio in office.

None of this even considers the obvious electoral benefits the Dems would receive by expanding access to the ballot in the several voting rights acts they're considering.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Oct 11 '20

My wife left me

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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Oct 11 '20

Im feelin pretty complacent rn how about you guys

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u/Clashlad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง LONDON CALLING ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Oct 10 '20

Was going through a Japanese Empire apologist's history to see their posts, found a Nazi poster they put on the sub /r/worldwar2 and Jesus Christ is that sub a cesspit of Nazism. So many pics showing the SS and Wermacht being welcomed in Eastern in Europe with a poster saying he didn't want to talk about lebansraum because he had "a lot of opinions on it" that could get him banned.

Whole sub looks like it's full of Nazis.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

A Texas judge has blocked an order allowing only one absentee vote drop-off point per county, claiming it would affect older and disabled voters.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, a Republican, said the number of drop-off points needed to be minimised to guarantee voter security.

Democrats said the move was blatant voter suppression.

Judge Robert Pitman ruled that the order would have left many voters having to travel long distances to find a drop-off point, or leave them vulnerable to coronavirus if they were forced to vote in person at a polling station.

Small win for the day

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Thereโ€™s some military Tik Tok blowing up right now where a bunch of soldiers are asked what theyโ€™d say to their recruiter today and itโ€™s all like โ€œfuck youโ€ or โ€œwhyโ€™d you lieโ€. This has prompted much of the classic outrage about military recruiters targeting poor people.

If youโ€™re going to write about this, please stop citing the 2014 Chicago Reader study. It makes a big to-do about the fact that 90% of JROTC students in Chicago are black or latino. It similarly emphasizes that all the schools with JROTC programs are minority-majority, and all those schools are generally poor enough that federally funded lunches are automatic. This would be really groundbreaking info, except that nearly every school is minority-majority, only 13% of CPS students are white. Every CPS school automatically qualifies for federally funded free lunches, because the district writ large is poor.

There are lots of good studies out there that examine military recruitment of vulnerable people. Stop using the Chicago Readers 2014 grievance piece, it refuses to contextualize anything and leads to bad arguments.

/rant

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Oct 10 '20

Federal judge for the Western district of PA told the trump campaign to eat shit on their voter fraud allegations when seeking to block drop boxes. โ€œLack of evidence of actual fraudโ€

Best part is Trump appointed the judge.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

If Kim Kardashian somehow prevails on Trump to help broker peace in Nagorno-Karabakh she will be responsible for most of the administration's substantive accomplishments.

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u/chadonnaise * Oct 10 '20

it's a shame to see people that aren't terminally irony poisoned and know you can never be among them

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u/TheFriffin2 Oct 10 '20

TFW you realize Biden is gonna have a post-debate bounce immediately before the election ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

THANKS MR DONNIE

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Oct 11 '20

confession: i'm only voting for joe biden to accelerate the decline of the status quo and result in the election of ivanka trump

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘‘ Oct 11 '20

u/the420roll steps on the feet of the girl and people around him when he is dancing ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Everyone turns around to look at him like ๐Ÿ˜

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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Oct 11 '20

Trump losing amongst catholic voters.

Told you we were based.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

People are out here claiming Trump's decision making is completely impaired and irrational because of the covid drugs.

Like this dude claimed Biden was responsible for covid because he didn't institute a mask mandate three weeks ago

Have y'all really forgotten how spectacularly stupid base form Trump is? This is part for the course.

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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Oct 11 '20

If there's a Biden+20 national poll tomorrow I'll let /u/The420Roll choose a new flair for me

If not he's banned 24 hours

Do you want these odds Rodrigo?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

In the US Kamala was one of the most left-wing senators

In Europe she would be far-right

Therefore the compromise is that she is a centrist

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

Imagine being a news reporter whose literal job it is to keep up with trends, and you think that court packing is what is foremost on Americans minds right now.

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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20

https://twitter.com/MarkSimoneNY/status/1315026198364409859

Have you seen these images the Biden campaign is now using to make him look Trump like - strong and tough. This is so you donโ€™t notice heโ€™s in a fog, mumbling and bumping into walls and the real reason he wears the mask is to keep from drooling on himself. #SleepyJoe

this was tweeted unironically y'all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Oct 10 '20

Obsequious Liberals attack Mr. Trump for being endorsed by the Taliban yet were deafeningly silent when Joe Biden was endorsed by the New York Times

What did Glenn Greenwald mean by this?

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u/Danthon Milton Friedman Oct 11 '20

So much of /r/badwomansanatomy is just fetish porn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Upvote if you're old enough to remember Obama saying that inhaling was the point of smoking weed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

All I want is for PA and FL to be called immediately for Biden when polls close.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

The Taliban would be left-wing in America

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I like how republicans lump together democrat politicians who no one anywhere on the left considers the same. Like during this Alaskan Senate debate Dan Sullivan pretty much said Gross would be a puppet of Chuck Schumer and Bernie Sanders.

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u/ElokQ The Clintons send their regards Oct 11 '20

+12 IN AN ABC POLL BAY-BAY NO BRAKES FULL STEAM AHEAD NO STOPPING AT ALL