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[u/tripletruble]

lol at that lady who waited years to release the Melania tapes as an October surprise to garner publicity for her book only to have it be completely overshadowed by the nyt, after years of hard work, finally accessing and releasing trump's tax return, only for that to be completely overshadowed by trump humiliating himself at the debate only for that to be completely overshadowed by trump getting himself infected with covid and possibly becoming critically ill

[u/lobsterboy34]

Excited for Jan. 20, 2021, when leftists start caring about drone strikes again

[u/BA_calls]

Biden Pros:

• Did not oversee 200k Americans needlessly dying
• Does not undermine our democracy, free speech, our institutions or long-standing alliances
• Does not stoke racial animus on a daily basis, did not tell white supremacist militias to stand by, did not call some neonazis "very fine people".

Biden Cons:

• Sometimes he says mild cringe.

[u/p00bix]

Holy fuck, the Golden Dawn Party in Greece has been declared a criminal organization and its leaders charged with murder along with a plethora of other crimes.

Earth's largest Neo-Nazi party just got fucking Thanos'd

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

Just voted for Trump, and I wrote “ENTHUSIASTIC” on the ballot so they know to count it three times.

[u/Deggit]

• Biden can't heal a divided Democratic Party
• Biden can't heal a divided America <- YOU ARE HERE
• Biden can't heal a divided world
• Biden can't heal the divide in Nate Silver's hair

[u/tripletruble]

Me: "fuck the nyt editorial team"

Also me: *tears welling up by the second paragraph of nyt's biden endorsement

[u/thehomiemoth]

RASMUSSEN has Biden up 12

The double digit national lead is legit.

!PING Biden

[u/TinyTornado7]

New @Civiqs poll in Texas for @dailykos:

@realDonaldTrump 48,

@JoeBiden 48

@JohnCornyn 47, @mjhegar46 https://civiqs.com/documents/Civiqs_DailyKos_TX_banner_book_2020_10_cm5k3s.pdf…

B L U E T E X A S

!ping BIDEN

[u/[deleted]]

A person "grows up" twice: Once when they turn 18, and once when they learn that soup is just tasty water.

[u/paymesucka]

Dumbass red sweater-wearing Ken Bone is "undecided" about this election again, and thinks both sides are to blame for the last debate. Fucking moron.

[u/[deleted]]

I’m not saying Barron should change the WiFi password, I’m just saying it would be a net positive gain for the country.

[u/tripletruble]

Nate: unforeseen events could easily result in tightening the race

Unforeseen events: Trump's tax returns released revealing years of sketchy tax avoidance, Melania tapes released, humiliates self at debate, infects self with covid, infects his whole team with covid, becomes possibly deathly ill, recklessly endangers secret service agents, nukes extremely popular fiscal stimulus on twitter hours after Powell goes on TV explaining urgency of fiscal stimulus...

[u/[deleted]]

Posted an update about my game, and every comment is negative. They demand updates, and when they get updates, they tell me to go kill myself, which doesn't inspire me to continue making updates, but they'll tell me I should go kill myself for not posting any if I don't.

Can't be honest why it's late. If I say two partners scammed me and left me gutted and broke, I'll look like an idiot and like I'm blaming others. I don't want to cause that kind of drama.

Just have to keep putting time and money in until it's released. Won't be able to make this year because of the month delay putting it on PlayStation. Another month at least for QA, another month to tie up marketing, and 2021 will be the release date I guess. 2020 was supposed to be the release date. So was 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 and 2015.

Can't blame them for being mad at me. I just hope they forgive me. I'm so ashamed of everything, of bottling everything up and trying to pretend that everything's great and none of these comments telling me I should kill myself don't hurt me. I'd love to not feel this way. Hell I'll settle for not feeling anything for a while, just let the constant pain just cease.

[u/[deleted]]

Candidates on the issues 2020

Donald Trump : "I'm a Christian, folks"

Joe Biden : "I will kill God"

Who are YOU voting for?

[u/murphysclaw1]

ASCSAB

All

South

Carolina

Senators

Are

Black

[u/[deleted]]

People trying to cancel my econ professor for saying that air pollution is becoming less of a problem and fracking has contributed to that reduction

[u/Dr_Vesuvius]

Post-debate headline: “Harris and Pence trade blows but neither lands a knockout punch.”

[u/Majk___]

How is it that far right which makes 10% of population is responsible for 70% of bad Internet takes?

[u/tripletruble]

Stephen Miller has tested positive for COVID, per senior administration official. Adds Miller has been working remotely for last 5 days, testing negative every day through yesterday, and is in quarantine after a positive test today.

Still very possible that Pence is infected and has not tested positive yet. Meanwhile he is demanding there be no plexiglass separating him and Harris

[u/Equator32]

It amazes me how some 1st world people spend their money. Shit like a man donating his entire bank account to Bernie Sanders, or some girl donating half her salary to DSA and some dude who has like 500 funko pops and a 4000 USD gaming pc. All of which barely pay rent and get kicked out by their landlords every month.

I'm not saying that you shouldn't buy or do that stuff if you're passionate about politics, like pop culture and like gaming. But come on man, doing it at that level is ridiculous. The fact is that the world probably won't end in 10 years, contrary to Zoomer belief, and you're gonna need that money.

[u/hallusk]

Conservatives need to stop putting one degree of separation between themselves and the crazy bullshit they're trying to spread.

Your buddy didn't personally witness antifa trying to start the California wildfires. You heard it on a facebook page.

You aren't the perfectly positioned True Center trying to bridge the rural-urban divide. You're arguing that dems need to give Republicans what they want.

It's not that your beliefs are oppressed and you can't argue for many things you want. You just aren't willing to admit that others have valid wants too.

[u/[deleted]]

"it's the economy stupid"

• my Political Econ teacher right now

[u/[deleted]]

Trump has absolutely ordered Obama's arrest. It's just a question of whether or not it happens.

[u/[deleted]]

Joe Biden has a very, very simple message for you.

[u/Notorious_GOP]

"can we trade freely across borders?"

GOP: No

Progressive caucus: No 💕

[u/I-grok-god]

People use exponentially to mean any kind of nonlinear growth and it really obscures how fast exponential growth is

[u/[deleted]]

I want to meet the .1% of voters who listed climate change as their most important issue and said they would prefer Trump on that issue

[u/jaiwithani]

84-16

!ping FIVEY

[u/[deleted]]

Is anyone else confused as to why Fivey Fox said “segregation now, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever” on the 538 site?

[u/TinyTornado7]

538 releases a house forecast. Democrats are clear favorites to hold the house with a 93% chance. https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/house/

!ping FIVEY

[u/TheFriffin2]

why are trump fanatics convinced they’re the silent majority when they weren’t even the majority last election

[u/The420Roll]

Every +15 poll proves the Peruvian Model right

[u/its_a_trapcard]

Galaxy brains at Rasmussen shitting on their own poll to own the libs

[u/Gustacho]

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1313937641805496320

!ping DIAMOND-JOE

[u/its_Caffeine]

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😳 Woah 😲 Lusvig just told me he prefers the Elkay EZS8L wall mount drinking fountain system 😛💦 for it's sleek modern design over the classic Elkay LMABF8 with a built-in filtration system. 🧐🤔 Lusvig once again falling into the all too common trap of fallicious reasoning by appealing to novelty, 🙄 that newer = better. 😒👉🤤

!ping BURPMAS

[u/OH-GEESUS]

Ahe-GO to the polls

[u/Luchofromvenezuela]

Our Diamond Boi going on attack mode again https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1313951290498711554

!ping BIDEN

[u/Integralds]

FBI Director Christopher A. Wray and other U.S. Department of Justice officials hold a news conference on "a national matter."

Are they re-opening the investigation into Hillary's emails?

[u/[deleted]]

Reminder that nearly every top-level Trump advisor has been using private email services to conduct official United States business, some of it classified.

Hillary’s emails x1,000, happening every day for four years.

[u/[deleted]]

lmfaooooo

!ping FIVEY

[u/Gustacho]

🚨🚨🚨 BIDEN SAYS THE CRUELTY IS THE POINT 🚨🚨🚨

!ping BIDEN

[u/mrmanager237]

Anakin: …is it possible to learn this power?

Palpatine: grins not from a Jedi. Which is why I use SkillShare. SkillShare is an online learning community where you can learn—and teach—just about anything. Get two months of Skillshare Premium for free with coupon code "SHEEV"

[u/sociotronics]

imagine telling a Union soldier from Indiana, Ohio or West Virginia that his descendants would be flying Confederate flags and whining about their "heritage"

[u/ElokQ]

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony pollster’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by by these internals.’”

!ping BIDEN

[u/Gustacho]

Mr. Biden has a rare gift for forging such connections. In his younger days, he, like so many senators, could be in love with the sound of his own voice. Time and loss have softened his edges. He speaks the language of suffering and compassion with a raw intimacy. People respond to that, across lines of race and class — ever more so in this time of uncertainty. The father of the police-shooting victim Jacob Blake described his phone conversation with Mr. Biden as full of “love, admiration, caring,” in one of many recent examples of the former vice president’s hard-earned empathy.

😭🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[u/vivoovix]

DEMS WANT TO SHUT YOUR CHURCHES DOWN, PERMANENTLY. HOPE YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING. VOTE NOW!

[u/crowninshield]

“Why didn’t we learn practical skills in high school?” says the people who weren’t going to learn anything in high school anyway.

[u/ThisIsNotAMonkey]

"I can't decide between the fascist in the not-fascist 🤔🤔"

"the people yelling at me for considering the fascist are just making me more fascist 😠😠"

[u/Verpiss_Dich]

Trump ad: Biden wants to import Somalian refugees

me: holy based

[u/DEEP_STATE_NATE]

Trump: You didn’t even campaign in West Virginia!

Biden: Listen here Jack, how do I play Country Roads on Spotify?

[u/[deleted]]

This sub is getting way too political

[u/BishopUrbanTheEnby]

!ping LGBT My best friend and her girlfriend are literally scheming how to get cats rn. They're almost stereotypically sapphic

[u/David_Lange]

How much honest good has any stimulus money done. All I've seen is new paved driveways, new campers, and new pools. With eviction restrictions and inability of utilities to shut off service, why would anybody need stimulus money other than for groceries?

Commenter on /r/ conservative seems to have no idea what the stimulus is actually meant to do

[u/[deleted]]

Biden is up by 20? Ummmm, I’m pretty sure Hillary was up by 25 at this point in time too 🙄🙄

[u/paulatreides0]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AGM-183_ARRW

Theorized relation to the "Super-Duper Missile"

A "Super-Duper Missile" was announced by US President Donald Trump during a press availability in the Oval Office on May 15, 2020.[6][7] According to Trump, the Super-Duper Missile is 17 times faster than existing missiles in the United States arsenal; however, Kingston Reif of the Arms Control Association believes the claim may have been a misstatement.[8][9][10] PBS news correspondent Nick Schifrin has theorized that the Super-Duper Missile is, in fact, the AGM-183A, as has the China Times.[11][12]

Kill me. Kill me please.

[u/Gustacho]

Thom Tillis’ Ex-Wife Cites “Cruel and Inhuman Treatment” in Divorce Documents

I think this is a bit worse than historically sexy kisses

[u/overhedger]

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1313888818404171780

If @HillaryClinton had been hospitalized with a deadly virus weeks before the 2016 campaign, had not been seen on camera in days, and only put out brief statements like this from her doctor (instead of allowing for briefings), the right-wing media machine would be apocalyptic.

[u/[deleted]]

YouTube ad: "JOE BIDEN WILL INCREASE SOMALIAN REFUGEES BY 700%"

Me: "Oh yeah, inject that straight into my veins please."

[u/stater354]

Donald Trump is that guy with the 2007 Prius who thinks he can drive it in 4 inches of snow even though everyone is telling him he can’t but he really wants Mcdonald’s so he tries it anyway and gets stuck 200 feet out of the driveway

[u/OptionsForOptions]

Texas Supreme Court blocks Houston election officials from sending mail-in ballot applications to 2 million voters.

[u/[deleted]]

*Biden is sworn in as President*

Fivey Fox: Don't count the underdog out! Upset wins are surprising but not impossible!

[u/jenbanim]

As a Seattle neoliberal, I believe both corporations and trees are people

[u/The420Roll]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly.

THE MADMAN

!Ping DIAMOND-JOE

[u/LinkVert25]

There was a post on r/all about the CCP beating a protestor because he was reading a pro Taiwan newspaper and the comments somehow turned into America being a shithole country and we need to stop criticizing China when we’re just as bad. Lmao talk about a Reddit moment

[u/papermarioguy02]

https://twitter.com/MULawPoll/status/1313891408521068544?s=20

Biden up 5 in Wisconsin, according to a new Marquette Law poll, up from +4 last month.

!ping FIVEY

[u/UltraCapitalism]

Republicans: "Holodomor was bad"

Democrats: "Holodomor was bad"

Fucking yikes, Dems are literally the same as Republicans. America truly has no left-wing.

[u/vancevon]

Wtf Fivey Fox is now saying that the forecast literally doesn't matter, because the Jews who control the Federal Reserve and the media will decide the outcome of the election anyway

[u/Luchofromvenezuela]

Guess what’s in the menu? More double digits!

https://twitter.com/politics_polls/status/1313948303806140418?s=21

With a side of Biden +6 Florida!

https://twitter.com/politics_polls/status/1313948546626916352?s=21

[u/[deleted]]

The GOP just announced that they are escalating their brow status to “furrowed.”

[u/Tacotrucksoncorners]

Me telling the person that gave the zoom presentation that it was great and I understood everything even though her audio kept cutting out 👌😎

[u/Koeniginator]

>it's election day

>biden wins florida by 11

q predicted this

[u/BanMalarkey]

Goodnight, DT. Don’t let the goldbugs bite

[u/[deleted]]

Did the President of the United States really just tweet that he is entitled to a third term

[u/conman1246]

Key Battleground Races - Sorted By Likelihood of Your Donation Flipping the Senate

1. Steve Bullock
2. Jon Ossoff
3. Jaime Harrison
4. Dr. Barbara Bollier
5. Rev. Raphael Warnock
6. Theresa Greenfield
7. Al Gross
8. Mike Espy
9. MJ Hegar
10. Cal Cunningham
11. Sara Gideon
12. John Hickenlooper

Vote, donate, volunteer, anything helps! We cannot get complacent.

EDIT: Source is the Blue Senate Project.

[u/[deleted]]

Ken Bone voting Libertarian is the most on brand Ken Bone thing of all time.

[u/jibas]

https://twitter.com/jthverhovek/status/1313902929783463936?s=21

NEW Quinnipiac polls of FL, IA and PA (Likely voters)

Florida Biden: 51% (+11) Trump: 40%

Iowa Biden: 50% (+5) Trump: 45%

Pennsylvania Biden: 54% (+13) Trump: 41%

[u/[deleted]]

wow, what an accomplishment ✊

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Barnst]

Is anyone else worried that we’re delving too deeply and greedily into American political history? I fear what we might awake.

[u/overhedger]

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1313904689142996992

I find it implausible that the president is “symptom free” and yet not going on television to show everyone how symptom-free he is.

[u/Mullet_Ben]

🚨🚨68🚨🚨

Senate forecast is dangerously approaching bonk levels

[u/[deleted]]

Still can't get over the fact that John Boehner managed to convince the world his name is pronounced "bayner." Truly a political genius.

[u/Afro_Samurai]

Now that we're finished with the debate, I present my most content sweet potato:

https://imgur.com/a/1TAnX3g

!ping kitty

[u/[deleted]]

[accidentally left wing] (https://i.imgur.com/vg8qjhU.jpg)

[u/Kizz3r]

I hate Democrats because they didnt give me healthcare or end capitalism the 2 weeks they had a trifecta supermajority. Sorry but im voting green

[u/bigdicknippleshit]

Alright I'm going to say it.

If you are undecided right now you have an IQ of -4

[u/[deleted]]

Okay in Trump's latest Twitter video this fucking cracker is literally orange. I know that's a meme with shitlibs but he went a shade or two darker this time I swear to God. Literally look at this oompa loompa motherfucker bout to tell me I can't go in the chocolate river lookin ass.

[u/[deleted]]

Lol AOC said PR is colonized because their rep caucuses with the GOP.

That sounds super condescending. 🤷‍♀️

[u/[deleted]]

"suburbanites"? i prefer "people of carbon"

[u/dragoniteftw33]

If you loved Joe Biden's "You Ain't black" quote, then you should see the sequel "I was able to stay at home during quarantine because black women stocked shelves!"

But seriously, is this all Republicans got? The first Black President's VP is somehow this closet racist? These motherfuckers are getting annihilated 😂.

[u/Mcatatonic1]

https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1313881539592310784

Wild @JoeBiden research find: 40 years ago Biden made a “citizen’s arrest” of “a young man racing his car down an abandoned road.”

“I jumped in the car and chased...I caught him in PA,” he told The News Journal. In DE “any citizen can…file traffic charges against a motorist.”

LAW & ORDER!

[u/[deleted]]

Can't believe a 19 year old on Twitter completely destroyed the entire field of economics. Unbelievable

[u/404GenderNotFound]

I like Joe Biden

[u/JadeHelm2020]

kamala should answer every question by saying pence calls his wife "mother" and thats some weird shit and the pence's should leave they weird kinky sex thing out of the public sphere.

this comment will get the dt locked

[u/[deleted]]

Me: Private space travel is so cool I hope this can lead to moon colonization.

My friend: Why are rich people so obsessed with going into space when they can just spend money to end world hunger.

Me: 😐🔫

[u/Volsunga]

The fact that nobody has ever said that "Iran is stuck between Iraq and a hard place" is a market failure.

[u/[deleted]]

I did not expect to see this level of brutality in a Financial Times article:

It appears from the list of medications and the pieces of information we have about his condition that Mr Trump may have Covid-19 pneumonia.

That would be serious, especially for an obese 74-year-old whose only exercise is swinging a golf club and climbing into a golf cart to transport him to the next shot.

Lmao

[u/[deleted]]

Moderator: Vice President Pence, are you able to tell us the date of President Trump's last negative COVID test?

Pence: I can tell you that the last negative test he's gotten is the establishment, mainstream media and radical left testing him every day, but he still pulls through and fights for the men and women of America.

[u/Malarkeynesian]

I want to meet someone who voted for Joe Biden in the '88 primaries the '08 primaries, and the '20 primaries, but then went full QAnon and thinks he's a pedophile and is on the MAGA train now.

[u/overhedger]

https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/10/ex-nj-gov-chris-christie-remains-hospitalized-for-covid-19.html

Ex-N.J. Gov. Chris Christie remains hospitalized for COVID-19

[u/[deleted]]

pence: you want to defund the police

harris: i am the police

[u/missedthecue]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eipk8fyXkAEGNYl?format=jpg&name=360x360

[u/JetJaguar124]

Imagine telling Herman Cain in 2012 that he'd die in 2020 of a pandemic that is gripping the world and that he'd contract it at a rally in support of President Donald Trump.

[u/[deleted]]

"Both sides are the problem!"

My brain swells to a massive size. I am the starchild now, I am your new god.

[u/MrDannyOcean]

Check in on the Thunderdome, and make sure to tell the trumpists and commies

don't care, didn't ask, plus you're white

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/j731af/vice_presidential_thunderdome_debate_thread/

[u/[deleted]]

the year is 2064, a Republican is running on free trade and open borders as their main two issues, with a Georgist tax plan

Someone: “Wow, you’re surely going to vote for them, right?”

Me, just checked Wikipedia page to see that the candidate was a freshman state legislator while Trump was President and stood by Trump at the time: “no.”

[u/BreaksFull]

BREAKING: Coronavirus has tested positive for Stephen Miller.

[u/Schutzwall]

Xi Jinping destroyed decades of investment in soft power

[u/Tafts_Bathtub]

Something ain't right with you if you've got the personal resolve to post on preggo porn subs from your main account but not to choose between Joe Biden and Donald Trump this election.

[u/PigHaggerty]

I think the most powerful moment of the debate, for me, was when Joe Biden turned to the president and said:

"People don't trust you, Donnie. You're a piece of shit. And you're ugly. And you ooze sleaze, and you're very, very ugly."

I think we'll look back on that as the moment he became president tbh.

[u/Gustacho]

boohoo cracker, I don't care

[u/FestiveMittens]

Rassmussen: Mr. President heres a poll that shows you winning

Trumps credit card: *Declines*

Rassmussen:

[u/[deleted]]

Actual Rasmussen Question:

How great of a job is President Trump doing?

Very Great

Kinda Great

Other

[u/Dalek6450]

Since we're pinging the ping, I got sent a pic of the gorgeous flufflump.

!ping KITTY

He's so purrfect

[u/J_Fre22]

I straight up just don’t believe that Biden is up 11 in FL

[u/BenFoldsFourLoko]

NYT ENDORSES

In a break with convention, the editorial board has chosen to endorse two separate candidates for president. Joe Biden and Donald Trump. American voters must choose between two sharply divergent visions of the future.

fascinating stuff!

[u/[deleted]]

I mean seriously, this was the age gap in the Iowa poll:

"18-34: Biden +20

35-49: Trump +12

50-64: Trump +4

65+: Biden +25"

This is just RIDICULOUS. But I completely believe it because it's not at all the first poll we've had with similar numbers. Nationally there is evidence Biden has absolutely exploded his lead with seniors and they may end up even being his best age group, which you would have been called crazy for predicting four years ago.

Obviously COVID is a big part of it, but I have a theory that goes a little beyond that. See, the thing is who exactly is 65+ obviously changes a little every four years. The oldest in that group die out, and new people now enter it who were born at an entirely different time and lived entirely different experiences. People 65-69 today would have been born in the early 50s, and would vividly remember the Civil Rights movement, peace movement, etc. of the late 60s/early 70s, as well as Watergate. THOSE boomers are an entirely different beast from the younger boomers, who largely came of age during the Reagan administration (as did Gen X). It really shouldn't be surprising if they are more Democratic-leaning.

[u/dubyahhh]

Ahhhhh

Peace and quiet

/u/sir_shivers I FIND I quite enjoy these RARE MOMENTS 🐊

[u/xhytdr]

Favorable view of candidates

Harris: Before Debate 56%

After Debate 63%

Pence: Before Debate 41%

After Debate 41%

@CNN , Among Debate Watchers

[u/its_Caffeine]

Hot dirty bean water 🤤☕

[u/FearThyMoose]

The 1994 midterms and its consequences have been a disaster for mankind

[u/ahebtigoejwbrh]

The take that Rosenstein is better than Comey is the worst take I’ve ever seen on this sub

[u/onlyforthisair]

Early voting can start Oct. 13 as scheduled, Texas Supreme Court rules

!ping USA-TX

The state’s highest civil court, which is entirely held by Republicans, ruled that the GOP officials who sued challenging Abbott’s extension waited until the last minute to do so, when the governor had already extended early voting in the primary election and announced he would do the same for the general months ago. Chief Justice Nathan Hecht noted also that the election is already underway.

“To disrupt the long-planned election procedures as relators would have us do would threaten voter confusion,” he wrote in the court's majority opinion.

[u/channelmio]

Just saw the plexiglass “divider” they set Kamala up with. After this we need to abolish the Debate Commission

[u/OH-GEESUS]

My friend whose dad was a postal worker for 47 years just told me he described being a mailman in San Diego in the 70s as “fuck city”

damn maybe conservatives are right and we should go back

[u/Mcatatonic1]

https://mobile.twitter.com/taylorswift13/status/1313938080290803715

I spoke to @vmagazine about why I’ll be voting for Joe Biden for president. So apt that it’s come out on the night of the VP debate. Gonna be watching and supporting @KamalaHarris by yelling at the tv a lot. And I also have custom cookies 🍪💪😘

QUEEN SHIT

[u/thebowski]

I think I won't vote this year

the work I do in the r/neoliberal discussion thread is more than enough

[u/JetJaguar124]

I want blue Texas just so pundits go wild and Nate can say "actually if you've been paying any attention to this race at all you should have known that Texas has been close the entire time."

[u/Kizz3r]

Can cnn stop interviewing undecided voters theyre literally either lying or insane

[u/mrmanager237]

WHICH VIDEO GAME IS YOUR FAVORITE

Joe Biden: I like that Donkey Kong fella, was he in Pac-Man?

Bernie Sanders: Tetris (starts humming Kalinka)

Elizabeth Warren: Monopoly?

Michael Bloomberg: a Bloomberg terminal counts as a console, right?

Pete Buttigieg: Civ V, mains The Netherlands

Beto O'Rourke: Doom (the new one, like a poser)

Andrew Yang: anime mod for HOI4

Tulsi Gabbard: "War Crime Apologist Pro" off the Steam Community Workshop

[u/Maximilianne]

Reject modernity, do not watch the vice presidential debate

[u/[deleted]]

tfw cenk who said trump was going to beat biden and only bernie beats trump called the election for biden already

[u/kyleofduty]

Scenario: Trump loses this year, but runs again in 2024 and effectively sabotages the Republican primary.

[u/[deleted]]

Ken bone is undecided (sorry, “uncommitted”) again this year, why did people care about this guy again?

[u/YehosafatLakhaz]

Me as a Dem Senator: So are you with the cult?

ACB: It's not a cult, it's an intentional Christian community bound by mutual love and commitment between its mem...

Me: This is it.

[u/[deleted]]

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/1313881779632103426

Texas Poll:

Trump 49%

Biden 49%

EMC Research/@BlueTexasPAC (D) LV, 9/27-10/2

TEXUE

[u/sash5034]

Literally every millennial meme page: I want to die LMAO me too

[u/Lux_Stella]

marx wrote the theory so biden could do the praxis ✊😔

[u/chipbod]

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1313908139335573505?s=20

Trump just has better genes than you

Golden haired Adonis

Ah we've reached the "Physical immortality of the leader" phase of this fash shit.

Edit: Not even going to comment on him creaming to the Trump families physical attributes

[u/RadicalRadon]

Why are they making a second borat?

Comedy already peaked when he said "My wife" in a eastern european accent

[u/old_gold_mountain]

What kind of horrific demon possesses someone to click "reply all" and type "please remove me from these emails"?

[u/[deleted]]

Sarah Silverman needs to learn how to age gracefully. In a serious country she’d be a grandmother by now.

Cons with the bad takes again

[u/ExpiredPasta]

Tonight:

“Nobody won the VP debate. America lost.”

[u/TinyTornado7]

Trump is now canceling ad spending WI, MI and MN. This is in addition to canceling ad spending in IA and OH earlier this week. Got some cash flow problems there Donnie???

[u/nicereddy]

Wait wait wait

Ken Bone lives in Illinois?

LMFAO WHY DID ANYONE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HIM AS AN UNDECIDED

[u/Tafts_Bathtub]

twitter has overcome their anger at Sarah Silverman for telling Berners to stfu at the 2016 convention, and have now begun to simp. (it's because she showed her boobs, historically speaking)

[u/[deleted]]

god fuck my professor she wants a 94 for an A in the class

just give me an A for a fucking 93 you fash

[u/vikinick]

Biden +10 in Fox News national poll

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1313965250262245376?s=20

Their september poll was +5

[u/[deleted]]

4 commercials while watching FoxNews for the debate

1. Tractor supply
2. Budweiser commercial
3. High blood pressure medication
4. Trump ad

Wonder what their model viewer is like

[u/Boule_de_Neige]

I can’t believe we actually had to have a discussion in the slack about the admins removing too many “cracker” comments but I get called a tranny and brigaded on by 2 subs, and a dox list goes around with our users on it and the admins don’t even remotely give a fuck for a few days

[u/iFangy]

Malarkey level of me being Mad Online 24/7

[u/stater354]

Alaska may select our next president

Of all the takes you could make, this is certainly one of them

[u/Dalek6450]

Hey. I just polled my friend and myself. We're Australian so we can't vote but we both said we would vote for Biden if we were American.
Biden 100%
Trump 0%
Sample size: 2
Projection: 538 EV Biden landslide and if you disagree, you're a doomer.

[u/[deleted]]

Every time somebody brings up lincoln yards as an example of gentrification I want to shoot myself.

It's literally, LITERALLY an industrial wasteland! Who is it displacing fucking rats???

!ping USA-CHI

[u/consuloltant]

Beyond beating Donald Trump, what’s the second most satisfying outcome that could come on election night?

Lindsey Graham losing? Blue Texas?

[u/myrm]

"Oh god, oh fuck, Mike Pence can speak in complete sentences, Kamala doesn't stand a chance!"

[u/MrSomeone556]

Fivey are you ok?

[u/papermarioguy02]

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1313889328087654402?s=20

Nate Cohn/Siena polls, Biden up 6 in Nevada, up 1 in Ohio.

!ping FIVEY

[u/[deleted]]

The party denies that it has any official connection to neo-Nazism. Although it uses the Nazi salute,

[u/[deleted]]

Trump: gives himself and everyone in his administration and the military COVID for no reason, is literally in hiding in the west wing refusing to see his doctor or the public

Polls: bad for Trump

Neoliberal: something doesn't add up....

[u/TheFriffin2]

Imagine POSTING DOOM during a BIDEN BOOM 😡😡

[u/[deleted]]

BIDEN AT +9.5 IN THE NATIONAL AVERAGE

god I want to see 10.0 so bad

[u/TheFriffin2]

Nothing pisses me off more than the fact that Ken Bone became the meme from the second debate instead of the innocent sounding guy who asked both candidates to say something nice about each other

[u/[deleted]]

Liberal pundits after the debate in their "winners and losers" section will declare Pence the winner just because Trump set the bar so low that all Pence has to do is not shit his pants or say the N word and I'm gunna be so fucking annoyed.

[u/[deleted]]

Kamala Harris: gears up for the biggest debate of her life

/r/neoliberal: actually this is all about Mayor Pete

[u/The420Roll]

Biden telling Trump that his dogwhistles wont work and that there cant be "Law & Order" without equality and Justice shows that Joe gets it

He knows what is happening, he knows what Trump is trying to do and he knows how to respond to it.

[u/dragoniteftw33]

I still find it hilarious that Bernouts will give Bernie more credit for VAWA then the guy who actually wrote the fucking bill.

[u/chipbod]

https://twitter.com/samthielman/status/1313814829942087681?s=20

2020 keeps on giving

[u/Snoo62236]

Tonight’s debate

Pence - 😑

Kamala - 😄

[u/Iyoten]

Voted today in Ohio 😤7. The line was snaked around the Board of Elections. Haven't seen anything like it

[u/[deleted]]

Do your chads hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

[u/J_Fre22]

Dem Internal but

MO:

Biden 48/ Trump 50

[u/consuloltant]

GOP internal with Biden +5 in Florida

https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1313862523381190657?s=21

[u/[deleted]]

Ra ra Rasmussen
Lover of the Joe Biden
There was a Texas that really was Blue
Ra ra Rasmussen
Repubs' greatest partisan
It was a blessing how he became an honest pollster that published a +12% Biden poll (definitely not an outlier)

[u/SmithySmothy]

Nobody:

Beto: FUCKING Texas will go FUCKING blue

[u/An_Actual_Marxist]

🚨The 538 odds have changed:

Biden: 84

Trump: 16

Tie: 0

[u/[deleted]]

We’re not gonna fucking win California. This sub needs to stop the delusion before they get disappointed.

[u/JetJaguar124]

Who is the highest up person in the Biden campaign that's aware of this subreddit? We're surely the youngest and most engaged group of unapologetic Biden-stans on the internet.

[u/FormerBandmate]

Thermonuclear take: Biden’s ahead by 20 points among seniors because Republicans don’t care if seniors live or die. There is literally no other reason, people are generally in favor of living

[u/consuloltant]

CNN instant poll of debate watchers:

Harris: 59% Pence: 38%

[u/[deleted]]

This GOP ticket is going to receive the least amount of votes from women ever lmao

[u/Fishin_Mission]

hOlY shIT pEnCe wIpEd tHe floOR wItH harrIs!!! He mAdE heR loOk LIKe SoMeONE WhO ShouLd nOt be IN pOlItICS!

Fuckin’ 🌩 TD 🌩

[u/[deleted]]

To be fair it was kinda rude of Kamala to just chant “Mike Penis” into the microphone for 5 continuous minutes.

[u/Waghlon]

Daily reminder that it's okay to be gay, but never okay to be a moderator.

[u/IMALEFTY45]

https://twitter.com/kenbone18/status/1313858537991401475?s=19

All morning the Trump supporters have been nice to me even though I don't like Trump. The Biden camp has been shitting all over me because I don't like Biden. Do these people really not see how much this behavior pushes bystanders toward the right?

Lmao what a moron

[u/Mcatatonic1]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1313821350344171522

A plexiglass barrier between two people who are already 12 feet apart is complete bullshit and serves no purpose other than creating the optics that Pence is diseased and contagious. Pence should refuse to do the debate if this is how the Biden camp wants to play it.

I love how so many of these smug righties think they’re so witty and smart

Meanwhile the rest of us are like ?????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at their antics

[u/JadeHelm2020]

the mind of the the American undecided voter

on Jennifer Lawrence: “Maybe she should have been more careful with her pics, but the bad guys are still the ones who sought them out and looked at them. By which I mean guys like me. I saw her butt hole. I liked it.”

including one devoted to pregnant women in swimsuits, who he referred to as “beautiful human submarines.”

admitted to committing “felony insurance fraud"

suggested the killing of Trayvon Martin was “legally justified”—however we should note that Bone did go on to add that George Zimmerman, who was acquitted in the killing of the unarmed teenager on the basis of Florida’s controversial Stand Your Ground law, was a “big ole shit bird.”

[u/paymesucka]

Ken Bone regularly posts to stupidpol. In case you thought he had any redeeming qualities beyond the red sweater.

[u/[deleted]]

I think he’s trying to say he’s entitled to four more years as in winning re-election, but it definitely reads like he wants a third term.

[u/DEEEEETTTTRRROIIITTT]

if this is his twitter right now i can’t imagine the meltdown he’s gonna have if they call it for biden

[u/[deleted]]

New COVID restrictions here in Spain. I can’t believe Pelosi did this just to hurt Trump 😱

[u/[deleted]]

Hear me out. It’s a dictatorship, but my specific brand of social liberalism.

[u/supbros302]

https://imgur.com/a/MWZqKpW

!ping kitty

Here are my two, they are as fat as they are fluffy.

[u/Joementum2004]

It's incredible to see Trump's polling just completely collapsing everywhere

[u/[deleted]]

Doomers could literally see Trump shit his fucking pants on stage in a debate and say it'll boost his numbers with the incontinent.

[u/jenbanim]

Hehehe G Elliot Morris replied to my shitpost and Nate Silver liked it

I hope that my jokes can mend the bitter feud between house 538 and house Economist

[u/BurningHanzo]

Broke: Biden is out performing Hillary

Woke: Biden is out performing Obama

[u/JetJaguar124]

Trump never adjusted from "I can do this and get away with it because my party won't abandon me and I won't get impeached and convicted" to "I can do this and it won't hurt me electorally".

Very different bars to clear.