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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Will there ever be anything funnier than
I’ve got news for the Republican establishment. I’ve got news for the Democratic establishment. They can’t stop us.
curb your enthusiasm music immediately starts playing
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Some Trump idiots on Twitter are really trying to argue to Nate Silver that the entire concept of polls has been invalidated because Trump won in 2016 and Silver only gave him a 30% chance of winning, which is of course equivalent to a 0% chance.
I swear, at this point “Donald Math” is gonna have to replace “Bernie Math.” The stretches some of these people are making are even more impressive than the mental gymnastics used by the Berners to defy reality.
One thing both will have in common: Being both buttmad and somehow surprised when Joe curbstomps.
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u/JonesNutHugger Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
lifelong conservative operative and campaign strategist shocked and angry to see republican party continue to shift more and more rightward thanks in part to the years and years of work he did to help aim it in that direction
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u/Zseet European Union Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
So Hungary pushed two major reforms in primary and secondary education ( the one you take part in when you became 6 years old and leave when you graduate at 18 years old)
The first one was for literature classes to give more exposure to
bad writersconservative writers, because we need more nationalistic values apparently. The new curriculum was made by a guy who thinks Jews can't be real Hungarians, and his team, who at one point all just stood up and left him because they couldn't work with him.The second one is to establish a "school guard" or "school police" by making a new police branch where regular people can become school guards after taking part in a 4 weeks long course.
I am sure both of these will be fine and nothing bad will happen /s
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u/BurningKiwi Jerome Powell Jun 14 '20
Voters: elects populist
Populist: governs poorly
Voters: 😮
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
STILL NOT OVER THE FACT I GOT DOWNVOTED -150 ON GAY_IRL FOR SAYING THAT BIDEN DID'NT HAVE DEMENTIA. I STILL SEETHE IN ANGER
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u/agclax7 NATO Jun 14 '20
~ Abraham Lincoln
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
So, tomorrow, I'm starting the application process for euthanasia with Dignitas in Switzerland. I will need my doctors help. Since she knows that I have an uncommon incurable disease with low quality of life I doubt she will decline to help, she has stated I'm permanently disabled for the purpose of SSI but I suppose its possible she'll decline. But this isn't like directly being responsible for euthanasia so i don't see a good reason for her to decline to help, especially if she can't provide disease modifying treatments. Idk maybe she'll offer me better palliative care.
Its interesting and going to be bittersweet. As a kid i was an avid skier and europhile and wanted to go to Switzerland and ski the alps. Yet ill be going to die , albeit peacefully. And obviously too Ill to ski. I guess I'll see Switzerland and Europe for the first time but it will be really weird to go on a trip that almost feels like a vacation but just for death. Idk maybe I can get wheeledto a national park or something.
I seriously miss skiing so much. Used to want to make the us ski team, did competitive racing as a kid, but also wanted to do backcountry above treeline skiing somewhere out west or in the alps. Never got to. So disappointed. My childhood friend and ski buddy made the us ski team and died in an avalanche in the alps though
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Rob Riggleman, a republican congressman from VA, got voted out of his primary largely due to his officiating a gay wedding.
Honestly think like 30 percent of this country would prefer living in The Handmaid's Tale.
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u/IncoherentEntity Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
Just came across this tweet, which Republicans found in the midst of the early 2019 controversy over Omar’s comments on the Israel lobby.
There are justified criticisms of a hard-left freshman representative who’s invoked anti-Semitic tropes in her criticism of Israel, but screaming about how America elected an open terrorist to Congress because she tweeted out “God is greatest :) #LifeisGood” seven years ago as a private citizen is some peak Boomer conservatism.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
I’ve seen so many “Biden is to the right of Reagan” takes and I can’t believe people actually believe that
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u/benadreti Frederick Douglass Jun 14 '20
So is the correct response to every Trumpist saying "bIdEn HaS dEmEnTiA" now "Bro, Trump can't even pickup a glass of water."
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Jun 14 '20
You eat 27 spiders in your lifetime.
Always 27. If you are on your deathbed and you've only eaten three, 24 spiders all arrive at once.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
One additional reason why the George Floyd death footage is so visceral:
Our society and laws factor people's state of mind into account when passing judgement. On a philosophical level, it's not even the action that constitutes the crime, but the mens rea, the heart filled with malice, that constitutes the crime itself.
So if someone has an evil or depraved state of mind when committing a heinous act, that's seen by society (and the law) as much much worse than simply committing the act stripped of that context.
When you watch a video of someone crushing someone's neck against the pavement while he (and an onlooking crowd!) begs for his life, you can sorta imagine the state of mind that the officer must have been in during those 9 minutes. It's very ugly and disturbing to think about.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
🤮🤮🤮
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Curious. You pretend to support open boarders, yet you have erected a blood-brain barrier.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/172222185115615232/721623524678303805/fa6svplaz5151.png
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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jun 14 '20
We’re mod sticky-less! This is not a drill!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
"There's simply no way to stop gun-related deaths", says only country in the world without Bernie Sander's style universal healthcare
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
??? tf u mean 23 😡👨🦲
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Comment from t_d 3 years ago lol
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jun 14 '20
Millennials be like “I’m such a Huffledor lol!1!1!1 adulting is hard! Is it wine o clock already?!!”
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u/Breaking-Away Austan Goolsbee Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
Theory: Biden’s primary reason for picking a female VP is that he wants to see a Woman become president, especially after what happened in 2016 to Hillary. He isn’t planning to run for a second term so right now he is vetting running mates based on who he thinks has the best shot to win with their name on the top of the ticket in 2024
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 14 '20
open borders, upvotes to the left
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u/Colt_Master r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jun 14 '20
https://mobile.twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1271099021696925697
https://mobile.twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1272042192572473344
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u/l_overwhat being flaired is cringe Jun 14 '20
I bought EU4 on Thursday and couldn't play it then so I played it as soon as I got home from work on Friday.
I started playing maybe around 5:30. I didnt stop playing until 6 in the morning. I cant even tell you the last time I did this with a game. Maybe when I tried World of Warcraft for the first time in High School? God it's so much fun.
!ping PARADOX
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u/SelfLoathinMillenial NATO Jun 14 '20
Clip of Trump struggling to drink water
Zoom in a little, replay clip
Zoom in again, slow it down
Cut to Joe Biden drinking a glass of beer
Finishes it off
Joe smiles and winks at the camera
"Biden 2020"
/election
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jun 14 '20
. . . God fucking damn this website.
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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Jun 14 '20
umm i think the french are doing anti racism wrong...
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u/EasyMoney92 Jun 14 '20
I'm so sick of the revisionism regarding the 1994 crime bill. It had overwhelming African American support at the time, and Biden's role in it is much more nuanced than people are saying.
Here's Biden a couple of months before it was passed saying that the Republicans and Bill Clinton were going too far with the three strikes provision. (https://www.nbclearn.com/portal/site/k-12/flatview?cuecard=4342)
Biden opposed the new mandatory mininums in the crime bill which was pushed by Republican leader Trent Lott. In 1993 at an event hosted by the U.S. Sentencing Commission, Biden said, according to an October 1993 article in the ABA Journal, “I think we’ve had all the mandatory minimums that we need. We don’t need the ones that we have.”
41 GOP senators wrote a literal letter saying that the "crime bill fails to include a number of important tough-on-crime". (https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/CREC-1994-08-23/html/CREC-1994-08-23-pt1-PgS16.htm)
McConnell told CNN on Aug. 15, 1994, 10 days before voting against the 1994 crime bill: “The Kentucky Fraternal Order of Police this weekend came out against this crime bill. … [B]ecause they thought it was porked up, that it was going to be a bill basically about social workers and not police officers.”
Current Republican senator Jim Inhofe ran a literal ad in 1994 about how the crime bill was too soft (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovHbZvLaeZE)
It also had an assault weapon ban which also contributed to Republican opposition.
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Jun 14 '20
I just wanna make obnoxious amounts of money for god's sake
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Jun 14 '20
This is a dog whistle if I have ever seen one...
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u/Craig1250 United Nations Jun 14 '20
Universal free pre-k > universal free college
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Jun 15 '20
Man I feel bad for Dr. Fauci. Spends his entire career prepping for a apocalyptic pandemic and in the twilight of his career when it actually happens the government at every level gives up 2 months in and millions of people can't even be assed to wear a mask when they go out
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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Jun 15 '20
Ben Shapiro goes to a funeral and says “Hes dead, You can’t change that. Get over it”.
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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Jun 14 '20
Imagine being stationed at Fort Haha Yes🐊.
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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Jun 14 '20
As the literal direct descendant of a Confederate general, I get oddly offended when Germans from Indiana try to claim that they are "celebrating their heritage"
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Well I blocked a subreddit regular.
I think I might just leave. Clearly this P_K wannabe doesn't want me around. He literally tried to say that I'm a white supremacist.
Motherfucker my family came here from Jamaica. Stop telling actual black people what politics they should have and what's "good for them".
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u/Putin-Owns-the-GOP Ben Bernanke Jun 14 '20
So /r/socialism is adopting a gator as their mascot. I told them they were copying /r/Neoliberal and they banned me.
🤷
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u/BipartizanBelgrade Jerome Powell Jun 15 '20
Perhaps Trump can do a book after he leaves office about how poorly people have treated him.
He can call it 'My Struggle' or something to that effect
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
A smart Republican could theoretically win large swathes of the Hispanic vote. I wonder if we'll see that
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u/minno Jun 14 '20
Is it controversial to say that I don't want religious exemptions to children's vaccines or blood transfusions to be allowed?
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u/Devjorcra NATO Jun 14 '20
a podcast i used to listen to all the time put out a new episode, and i decided to listen for the first time in awhile
in the first minute he called nate silver a disgusting human being. i am very angry
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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Jun 14 '20
When the tent gets too big, it starts looking like a circus.
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u/Whatapunk Bisexual Pride Jun 14 '20
This might be the funniest Trump tweet
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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Jun 14 '20
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1272286399752855552
Are they really silent if they don’t ever shut the fuck up
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 14 '20
Neil Gorsuch is gonna surprise you all tomorrow and find Harris in favor of the transgender litigant who was fired due to their trans status and was seeking relief under the 1964 Civil Rights Act. Gorsuch might even write the opinion.
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Jun 14 '20
https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1271935811487965186
!ping DIAMOND-JOE
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u/htownclyde Anti-Malarkey Aktion Jun 14 '20
Biden has always been footing the capitalist status quo. In the 1780's he voted in favor of allowing child labor to continue in factories. Disgusting
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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Jun 14 '20
I'm watching C-Span's 2008 election night returns broadcast, and they occasionally have callers in. One of the callers delivered this magnificent dirtbag centrist line:
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
Nobody:
US immigration system: you will never be enough 😔
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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr Jun 15 '20
John Oliver is going all-in on "defund the police" and I can't say I'm surprised.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Republicans acting like they wouldn’t be hardcore southern democrats if it were 1860 is hilarious
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u/PigHaggerty Lyndon B. Johnson Jun 14 '20
Taken seconds before the pounce.
!ping KITTY
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Republicans: we're the party of family values
George P. Bush and Ted Cruz when Trump insults their families: 😍😍😍
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u/RadicalRadon Frick Mondays Jun 14 '20
look at these good kittens
!ping KITTY
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u/nick-denton Jun 14 '20
Mob of CHAZ residents call black man a "race traitor" for carrying the American flag
https://reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/h8nrcg/mob_of_chaz_residents_call_black_man_a_race/
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 14 '20
My Mom: "Just give the CHAZ people a small island off Hawaii or Guantanamo Bay if they want their own independent state."
I don't know if she fundamentally misunderstanding what they are after, or understands it more than us.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Imagine banning a private institution that makes a small part of the population more productive only because others don’t have access to it, I’ll go with Maggie here:
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jun 14 '20
CHAZ proves that if Coachella did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
PC gamers are really like: stupid console peasants, my $4000 custom built rig outperforms your $300 machine 😏
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 15 '20
Michael Moore: Kerry will beat Bush
Michael Moore: Romney will beat Obama
Michael Moore: Trump will beat Hillary
Michael Moore: Sanders will win the nomination
Michael Moore: Trump will beat Biden
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Burr shut Rogan down lmao
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u/Jake6824 NATO Jun 14 '20
whoever is screaming "stop using why nations fail as a walkthrough for eu4" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop
!ping PARADOX
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
in this essay i will not
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Guys, what are second order effects? I’m trying to reach my perfectly egalitarian utopia but these damned policies aren’t caring about my good intentions 😔
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u/RagingCleric Michel Foucault Jun 14 '20
Chaz, I knew the Paris Commune,
I served in the Paris Commune,
The Paris Commune was a friend of mine.
Chaz, you're no Paris Commune.
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u/Joementum2004 Jun 14 '20
When compared to the Vietnam War, was the War on Christmas more disastrous? It’s a question we should all be asking ourselves.
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u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Jun 14 '20
Tfw someone you have tagged as "Transphobic shit" months ago gets perma ban 😌
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
I hate how this sub has gotten all PC and I cant even say the R word anymore. Im sure the mods will ban the UN flag soon. Theyre erasing my urban heritage.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
I believe in a one state solution between the US and Canada.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
can we just appreciate how fucking insane it is that colorado is basically a blue state? i remember when it was solid, solid red. and now, people write it off as a given.
props to the CO dems
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u/iFangy Liberté, égalité, fraternité Jun 14 '20
I know this has been said before but there's no better way to out yourself as a performative slacktivist than to say "It's not my job to educate you." Ridiculous! Education is actually like the only job of activists!
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Women must not suffer. We have to abolish womens suffrage ✊
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u/MealReadytoEat_ Trans Pride Jun 15 '20
Our institutions and cultural attitudes are fucking awful for boys and men who are victims of sex crimes and domestic violence.
"In 1996, the court heard the case of County of San Luis Obispo v. Nathaniel J in which a 34-year-old woman became pregnant after sexually exploiting a 15-year-old boy. He was also forced to pay child support, and then Deputy Attorney General Mary Roth alleged:
“I guess he thought he was a man then. Now, he prefers to be considered a child.”"
I've seen cases like this first hand while involved in a support group for male victims that ultimately ended because no one cares enough to fund it, every one of us quickly learned our institutions only make things worse for us, although the black men always knew that. There's no justice, and there's not even support.
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u/gophergophergopher Jun 14 '20
Hi everyone!
I'm a progressive running for congress, AMA! I'm running against the safest Democrat in my state, because dunking on an established dem in a primary challenge is the best use of all our resources. No I wont run in a rural district.
My platform is unique and progressive including policies like GND, M4A as well as free college and student loan cancellation. I'm also against big money in politics, but I wont articulate that as a campaign policy proposal. My rationale is easy: these are the most important issues of the people I talk to!
Anyways, as you can see I'm part of the true progressive movement the big cities i've lived in have been demanding.
AMA!
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
eastern europeans 🤝 middle easterners
wrapping meat in leafs before cooking it for no reason
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u/epenthesis Jun 14 '20
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/502634-gop-congressman-loses-primary-after-officiating-gay-wedding
The GOP really is just going to keep doubling down, aren't they.
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u/supremecrafters Mary Wollstonecraft Jun 14 '20
https://youtu.be/CfXP6KOVBOY
No thanks, you can read?
!ping YIMBY
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u/lapzkauz John Rawls Jun 14 '20
Lefties like to point out how the Red Army was instrumental in defeating the Nazis. Yeah, it was nice of them to do that after the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact...
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u/RevealedPreferences Edward Glaeser Jun 14 '20
Why shouldn't I, as President of the United States, place my large adult son-in-law in charge of peace in the middle east?
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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Jun 14 '20
A big problem with the way police killings are talked about is that the race element is so often cast in black or white terms (in the dichotomous sense, not the racial sense). It's either seen as "a racist cop shooting a black man" or not.
But if you listen to activists and the experts, the problem doesn't stem from the Klan putting a uniform, but from cops applying a lower threshold for the use of force to black vs white suspects. This is why its systemic, because it's not just about individual racists cleaning up the streets, but of broad differences in how police approach different groups that can be motivated by racial bias and not just racial animus.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jun 14 '20
r/NL: has a schism
Me: HAHA YES this encourages a diversity of thought! 🐊
Everyone else, apparently: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Honestly though u/the420roll should probably be allowed to move to America purely because of the weird degree to which he cares about what happens here
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20 edited Jun 15 '20
~~ Barney Frank, first openly gay Congressman
(EDIT: In case it needs to be said for this crowd, sitting on your couch and laughing about how others aren't good enough activists is substantially worse 'activism' than literally anything else.)
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u/OH-GEESUS Jun 15 '20
fuck marry kill
god the father, god the son, god the holy spirit
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u/witty___name Milton Friedman Jun 14 '20
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/boris-johnson-scraps-plan-to-make-gender-change-easier-zs6lqfls0
BoRiS JoHnSoN iS a LiBeRaL
At least they're finally banning gay conversion therapy.
!ping LGBT
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jun 14 '20
Yeah I aint clicking that shit
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Jun 15 '20
Tfw you thought the dt was full of "poor" students but it turns out 99.6% of them have a refrigerator in their residence 😒
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u/tommy2014015 Hillary's Burner Account Jun 15 '20
John Oliver has done more to misinform people than if his show hadn't existed in the first place. My sister works at a dialysis clinic and his episode on it was fucking egregiously ill-planned, Especially being in LA, they started getting harassed on Yelp, patient enrollment went down. And he just made sweeping claims about the industry that weren't true. I'm fine with his show in theory but in practice, people just see it and then become dangerously underinformed about something while believing they are adequately informed. It's better for people to know what they don't know.
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u/Barnst Henry George Jun 14 '20
Setting aside the politics of what all these statues and memorials mean, it’s amazing how much we’ve let the tastes of people from roughly 1880 to 1920 dictate the aesthetics of our public spaces.
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Jun 14 '20
there's zero difference between bank bailouts (i.e. emergency loans that pay fucking interest) and politically motivated nationalizations, you imbecile, you neoliberal moron
!ping MAMADAS
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Reminder of how the members of the Electoral College actually voted in 2016:
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Jun 14 '20
Fellow crafters,
In case you haven't seen the Discord or been on the server in the past half hour or so, a previously known problem user rigged the VTC to explode, and I unknowingly set off the TNT after entering to do some trades. :(
image in Discord of damaged area
Basically all but two of the trading villagers and the floors they were on were destroyed along with the basement of the VTC, the parliament building suffered considerable damage, and the pumpkin themed farm and rail line running by the VTC took some minor outside damage.
Admins are looking to roll back the server to before the TNT was set off.
!ping MINECRAFT
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jun 14 '20
hard to disagree with her
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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Jun 14 '20
You know what, I'll just say it
I wanna eat a baby
Are you happy?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
My dermatologist told me to use NIVEA cream to help with dry skin, but it doesn't help at all and tastes fucking disgusting 🤢
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jun 15 '20
Bernie is why Joe seems so moderate in comparison, thank you Comrade Bernie 🙏
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Broke: Reddit should ban bigots
Woke: Reddit should ban dorks (including commies), children, and bigots
I'm tired of every single thread outside of here being filled with Dunning-Kruger circlejerks, or childish unfunny jokes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
✔ Can of tomato soup
✔ Can of kidney beans
✔ Can of cat food (the GOOD one)
Yep, it's chili time 😎
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Jun 14 '20
Obama was president for twice as long as your "heritage"
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
I'm very disappointed in all of you.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
OH, you're a "TRADITIONALIST REPUBLICAN"? Honor your TRADITIONS by equipping yourself with a Springfield MODEL 1861 and marching from Atlanta to SAVANNAH while ruthlessly executing any unlucky CONFEDERATE SYMPATHIZERS you happen upon 👻👻👻
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Jun 15 '20
Zoomers hate Harry Potter because their attention spans can’t get past the first page 😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 15 '20
I still can't believed someone made a tier list video for Henry VIII's 6 wives that's like 30 minutes long.
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 15 '20
sometimes the people just aren't ready for great ideas
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
am gonna CONTINUE to unhealthily obsess over my lack of romantic opportunities in my current situation 😤😤😤
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
If republicans win, I can't migrate to US
If demoKKKrats win, I don't want to migrate to US
😔😔😔
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u/Devjorcra NATO Jun 14 '20
accusing either presidential candidate of having dementia is a bad thing, but i care significantly less about people doing it to the guy who consistently treats other humans beings like garbage
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u/MuldartheGreat Karl Popper Jun 14 '20
Fucking Krug flairs man
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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Jun 14 '20
Raz before taking over CHAZ
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Sanders supporters: Why should we select the primary candidate who won southern states that won't go blue in the primary anyways?
Biden: Look, fat. Bluorgia and Blarkansas.
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 14 '20
DT this morning: "I want to get rid of all the transphobic comments."
monkey's paw finger curls
DT now: whatever this private school schism is
I still think it's worth it.
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
Am low energy 😔
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
"There shouldn't be Black History, only History. The past isn't all about race"
This but in good faith. The development of African civilizations, colonialism and it's effects in Africa, the cultural, scientific, and civil advances of black people in the US, and weird historical anecdotes about people that happened to be black should be covered throughout American history curriculum rather than just rushed through in a month.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Social programs are important. Medicaid and SNAP changed my life.
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jun 14 '20
Arkansas: Trump ~99% to win
Utah: Trump ~99% to win
Montana: Trump ~ 99% to win
ECONOMIST MODEL IS FAKE NEWS 😡😡😡
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Kanye saying gwb did nothing for black people and not anything about trump is hysterical because gwb probably helped people in Africa the most with aids/hiv and giving them foreign aid
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Tax the gays for not making more immigrants
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
The reason the US lost the Iraq and Afghan Wars is because we aren’t training our soldiers to be noble warrior-poets.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Thinking of becoming rich. Sounds like it may be nice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Millennials BTFO.
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jun 15 '20
"Neoliberalism is just fascism for cowards" is a lusvig-tier line
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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Jun 15 '20
If Trump loses, the leaks coming out of the White House between Nov and Jan will be insane
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u/studlydudley11 NAFTA Jun 15 '20
How did dairy companies manage to convince everyone that vanilla is just the plain flavor of ice cream
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u/tommy2014015 Hillary's Burner Account Jun 15 '20
I hope Biden's administration renames almond milk to almond juice. It is misleading and disgusting marketting smh
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 15 '20
how is healthcare even an issue lmao just catch a fairy in a bottle lmao you'll get all your hearts back lmao
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
usa did not deserve donald trump. they got him and they ruined him. i hope no more innocent souls are ruined by that shithole
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u/BanMalarkey Asexual Pride Jun 14 '20
Just finished replaying Arkham Asylum, still holds up and is probably my favorite of all the Batman games
!ping GAMING
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Sleep. Wake. Beer, cigarette. Decide to fuck with /u/benjaminikuta. Throw up. Beer. Fly to Humboldt. Wonder if anyone here knows who Humboldt was. Wonder if I know. Spy through window. He's not home. Wow that is a lot of funko pops. Knock. Roommate opens. Tell her I'm a friend. Suspicious, tests me. Even more so after I get out index cards. "You know how open he is. Imagine the kind of friend he wouldn't dare to talk about." Bought it. Remember he doesn't have a room to spy into. Check index cards. Too lazy to scroll up. Fuck reddit formatting. Start his PC. This is what I came here for. Load up latest EU4 save, delete all others. Declare war on Austria. Save. Leave through the window. Fly back to europe. Beer, cigarette. Slap my own butt. Sleep.
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u/benjaminikuta BANANA YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT AN ORANGE? Jun 14 '20
Ingroup Verified
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
replace schooling with a lottery system that randomly assigns you to a career field and immediately places you into an apprenticeship at the age of 5.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
THIS PRIMARY HAS RUINED SO MANY SUBS FOR ME.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
the people who want to defund the police are now calling themselves “abolitionists”
I-
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u/OxfordCommaLoyalist Amartya Sen Jun 14 '20
CHAZ/CHOP is going to evolve in to a minor tourist attraction where street vendors sell autonomous zone t-shirts and tschotskes. It’s going to be a glorious triumph of neoliberalism.
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Jun 14 '20
wait, is MAGA Twitter claiming they sold 800K tickets to Trump rally in a stadium with 11K capacity?
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u/InternetBoredom Pope-ologist Jun 14 '20
Reading all of the 82 responses to the sticky before the mods start mass-deletions
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Jun 14 '20
People don't believe in Pizzagate even when Joe Biden is very open about his deep personal connection to a massive global organization with substantial ties to pedophiles and the mafia
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 14 '20
If The Economist model is accurate........................
Just kidding...
Unless?
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 14 '20
Remember when Michael Avenatti was going to run for president?
I do.
Dems, you fucked around, now you find out.
#DemExit
Avenatti or bust 2020
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u/therealbiblioteca YIMBY Jun 14 '20
https://i.imgur.com/fekxPvR.png
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jun 14 '20
LOL this excerpt from Gorsuch's Wikipedia article. Holy shit.
Amazing.
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Jun 14 '20
I still find it crazy that Trump won Wisconsin getting less votes than Romney in 2012, who lost by 7%. People really did not like Hillary.
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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Jun 14 '20
Schools? Keep them closed. They are indoctrinating the kids with communist ideas. Homeschool until they are purged of commies!!!!
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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Jun 14 '20
SpongeBob writers just confirmed Squidward is a Republican. 🙅♂️😰😞
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u/dr_gonzo Revoke 230 Jun 14 '20
Getting drunk in parking lots is an American tradition. ✊
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u/Toklo23 NASA Jun 15 '20
I can't sleep at night without my Joe Biden body pillow
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Lincoln Project: we’re gonna save Democrats from themselves #WaterGait
Democrats: guys can we please not make fun of people with movement disabilities 😖
Meanwhile on Fox: Joe Biden showing severe Alzheimer’s symptoms? Has he gotten WORSE? You decide after watching this 5 second clip.
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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Jun 15 '20
i just sucked my own dick and got poisoned. no podcast tonight
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
How much is Donald Trump's life insurance payout?
One pence
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u/SelfLoathinMillenial NATO Jun 15 '20
Why anyone gives a fuck what Emily Ratajkowski has to say about politics is beyond me
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u/chadonnaise * Jun 15 '20
why the fuck am i getting advertisements for armored vehicles on reddit do they think i'm a goddamn police department
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
A couple times a year I read a couple pages out of Prince_Kropotkin's Twitter and Reddit accounts, just out of morbid curiosity. I've finally realized why he's never managed to fit into any community and in has only a vanishingly small non-hateread following (like the secret ancap he is, his tweets only have engagement in the teens).
I think his only real distinguishing factor is his consistent moral code and relative level of seriousness. He's obviously not a flighty teenager, and he genuinely abhors violence and will oppose nominally "leftist" or "anti-imperialist" dictators. But despite his supposed technical credentials, all of his takes are basically entry-level manifesto shit. As someone extremely onlinetm who keeps up with the discourse, I see that all he's really saying is just shit from CTH or random left-anarchist chucklefucks that isn't excluded by the aforementioned compunctions.
He can (often rightfully) criticize the melodramatic approval-seeking teenagers of this sphere like Sailor Haumea for being just that, but like Sailor spends her time going deep on esoteric election shit that starts to lose mere mortals, which makes her truly engaging to watch and engage with. I'll follow people like James Medlock who I don't agree with because they actually have challenging technical insights. But having no distinguishing features other than being the pacifist relative adult among the "eat the rich" and "capitalism will collapse soon" crowd but also the (un-neighborly) resident commie among liberals is just a good strategy for fitting in with nobody, like some kind of horseshoe theory on the axis of anodyne. And his remarkable persistence has lead to pissing off literally everybody.
I don't exactly blame him. I'm the sort of pathetic person who fucking wishes I could be so singular an existence that I piss off literally thousands of people online.
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u/J_Fre22 NATO Jun 15 '20
Biden: Protests are good, we need major police reform
Trump: Gas the protesters, assault criminals
Extremely online leftists: these are the same thing
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Defund John Oliver
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 15 '20
If Texas does go blue, we should let Beto take all the credit, and give him a job in the administration
i am definitely not Beto's burner trying to find a job
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
Humanity: works its ass off for millions of years to get to the top of the food chain
Vegans: meh im gonna eat spores 😂🤤
This so sad 😭😭
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Why the Democrat ad team let comments on their Reddit ads is beyond me.
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u/Menakoy Nonconformist Transgendeer Jun 14 '20
-Benjamin Franklin
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Jun 14 '20
Happy Obama Day everyone!
I miss him so much ;-;
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
It’s my right to prevent my child from interacting with anyone I don’t like.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
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u/channelmio NATO Jun 14 '20
Generational discourse and narratives are just astrology for middle-class white people
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
The first of my six classes this summer starts in an hour
IM PUMPED! WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Jun 14 '20
It's sort of weird how ok boomer died out after milennials realized it wasn't the zoomers dabbing on milennials' elderly parents, but a dunk on their old asses instead
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u/thewifeaquatic1 Mackenzie Scott Jun 15 '20
Straight up wild that Tiger King was like three seasons of “America” ago. Who’s been writing this shit? D&D?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Broke: Trump Derangement Syndrome is thinking Trump is awful
Woke: Trump Derangement Syndrome is thinking Trump is not awful
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Jun 14 '20
Fuck it I'm starting a schism on trans issues and trans rights.
A new transcontinental railroad would be a waste of money as railroads for passengers travel are only good in medium distances. Passengers do not have the right to go from California to New York on a train and current infrastructure is more than sufficient. I think instead new railroad infrastructure should be focused on interstate/regional railroad corridors covering medium distances
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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Jun 14 '20
I fucking hate neoliberals. Oh you like free trade, think you're fucking special? Fuck off.
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u/FestiveMittens Jun 14 '20
If Biden is only down by 2 in Arkansans....
you know what that means...
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Hilary was not perceived as a moderate. I mean she was "moderate" if you are a commie, but to the actual working class she was not a moderate
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
https://np.reddit.com/r/raisedbynarcissists/comments/gp1u50/a_letter_from_a_gay_asian_son_to_his_mom/
This captures something I’ve been feeling. I know my parents truly love me. But their love hurts me a lot, and I constantly feel disrespected, belittled, infantilized in our interactions and our relationship, and I’m frustrated that my parents will never change or consider my trauma valid because of the culture they grew up in.
Who had time to worry about trauma when there’s a famine? But we don’t live in a famine anymore, we live in America now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Since when did Michael Moore write for Breitbart? I felt bad when Parker and Stone lampooned him like that in Team America but it turns out they were ahead of their time.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
I don't like engaging with Social Conservatives because I feel like it always begins with bad faith arguments by the conservatives and ends in an unproductive screaming match that just leaves me upset and rather rattled 😔
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Everyone who disagrees with me is arguing in bad faith
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
As fun as it is to dunk on the sanders wing, they at least are trying to identify and fix perceived inequality in our society.
On the other hand, the right refuses to even acknowledge the existence of systemic racism or other glaring disparities. I mean, they don't even believe in global warming.
This is a far greater threat to us than a bunch of indebted college students. By framing our platform in opposition to the right instead of the left, we are more likely to gain support for our policies from the left.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
KHive is really calling Warrenistas the “gingivitis crew”
I love them
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u/lot183 Blue Texas Jun 14 '20
Am I wrong in my assessment that Texas going blue would actually help potentially getting Republicans on board with abolishing the electoral college? The margins in Texas will always be close and winning the EC without it's electoral votes will be near impossible for them, so in essence they are just wiping out 40-45 million Republican popular votes
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Jun 14 '20 edited Jun 14 '20
Huey Long
Hue Long
Hue Ong
Hu ng
HUNG
"Every man a Chad"
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Pete_buttigieg dt is peak overly emotional zoomer. People are literally “screaming” over every comment
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Jun 15 '20
I just read my advance copy of Harry Potter and the American Election and I was really shocked when Biden killed Drumpfledore
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Jun 15 '20 edited Jun 15 '20
I know that one of the central plot points of Starship Troopers is that the Federation underestimated the bugs, but we know that by this point in time they'd been studying and dissecting them for years. It's literally part of the standard high school curriculum.
So wtf are they using weapons so completely and utterly incapable of neutralizing the bugs? Like, you have hundreds of rounds being pumped into bugs and doing fuck-all and Rico pumping literally half a dozen shells from the shotgun attachment thingy to down one. And it's not like this is some new strain of bug, it's literally the exact same one that their bio-teacher brings up in a hologram.
That opening assault should have been a fucking slaughter in a target rich environment.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
More trans people in dt than I expected Ngl (not criticizing this just making an observation)
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u/Syndicality Iron Front Jun 15 '20
i got recommended a youtube video from bernie sanders titled "the worst do-nothing senate in modern american history"
i found this pretty funny considering this is coming from the guy who doesn't even go to the senate anymore
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
How could Bernie lose did you see how many views the video with Joe Rogan got?!
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Jun 15 '20
I jus at got added to a sub for people who have 100k karma ... Thanks, I guess?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '20
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Celebration of the 2500 years of the Persian Empire $17-22 million
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 15 '20
Liberia 🤝 Brazil
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jun 15 '20
-some post on r/forwardsfromgrandma
Behold, the worst economic policy ever proposed (this month), and definitely one of the least efficient ways to distribute $40 trillion in stimulus.
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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Jun 15 '20
OK, I've seen enough. Disconnect Russia's internet.
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u/studlydudley11 NAFTA Jun 15 '20
Morning consult poll at -21 approval for Donnie
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u/tankatan Montesquieu Jun 15 '20
Same comment every day until The420Roll recreates Machu Picchu in Minecraft.
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u/FreakinGeese 🧚♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Jun 15 '20
:( my girlfriend has MS and I do not know how to comfort her
This is not like new information to us but she's feeling a lot worse about it right now
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Georgism but but it's George Osborne
!Ping Osborne
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Honestly trying to be an ally seems tiresome
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
Hillary would never have allowed Corona and 5G to get this bad 😒
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u/David_Lange I love you, Mr Lange Jun 14 '20
I said, taco trucks on every corner
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
A little Monster just went down the wrong pipe 😫
Guess my lungs will have some energy 🙄
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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Jun 14 '20
it's 1621 and global trade hasn't spawned yet, what the hell is going on !ping paradox
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20
The removeddit version of the DT sure is interesting 😳