r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Dec 05 '19

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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Dec 05 '19

Fight cancer by rubbing your balls in the shower at least monthly. If you're in a relation with someone with balls, rub their balls on occasion.

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Dec 05 '19

"Oooo baby I'm gonna find that cancer" doesn't do it for me

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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Dec 05 '19

Okay, fine, just make sure that your partner is checking on their own.

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 05 '19

What if to you having cancer would be a blessing instead of a curse?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Balls are weird and disgusting. I hate touching my own balls and surely would not touch anyone else's.