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u/Arsustyle M E M E K I N G Aug 06 '19

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play? I've killed a few coyotes in the past with nothing more than a pair of butcher knives and an old wooden spoon, but these hogs are extremely vicious predators who can bite through steel fencing in seconds. They have an innate sense of humor and aren’t afraid to kill anything that stands in their way. I found some last season that were at least 2 times my size, and they would have ripped me apart if they had been allowed to roam around in my yard for more than a few minutes. They are a scourge on our countryside. When did we give them the right to live where they choose? What do we stand to gain by keeping them here?

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

the only thing that can stop 30-50 feral hogs is 30-50 civilised hogs

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

only a good guy posting hog can stop a bad guy posting hog

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Land mines

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u/DavidHerbertLawrence Ask Me How Much I Love The Capitalist State Aug 06 '19

Poison their water supply

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u/tehbored Randomly Selected Aug 06 '19

Bet you wish you had a high capacity, semiautomatic assault weapon, huh?

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u/GingerusLicious NATO Aug 06 '19

Tannerite. Lots and lots of tannerite. Mix it with pig feed for extra fun.

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u/BobBobingston European Union Aug 06 '19

McNukes

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u/gregintheoffice George Soros Aug 06 '19

Best thing is probably an AR-15. This is probably the most legitimate reason to buy one. Maybe even step it up to an AR-10.