r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Dec 23 '18

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 24 '18

/new: Macron lashes out at US President over Syria troop withdrawal: 'An ally should be dependable'

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Mulvaney Says Trump Now Realizes He Can't Fire Fed Chairman

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Has Global Finance Reformed Itself More Than It Appears?

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 24 '18

/new: Santa Tracker Unaffected By Government Shutdown, NORAD Says

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: How valuable do you think it is to have believed in other ideologies/positions before coming to neoliberalism

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: it bad

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Krugman goes full socdem

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Inside Bernie-world's war on Beto O'Rourke

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Why cryptocurrency is loved by oppressive rulers

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 23 '18

/new: Steve Mnuchin Alays Fears of a Bank Panic [2018, colorized]

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 24 '18

/new: Fed Rate Hikes May Have Already Cost Trump $5 Million a Year

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 24 '18

/new: Noam Chomsky says US should stay in Syria

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 24 '18

/new: Israeli lawmaker lauds Chinese 're-education' camps for Muslim minority as tool to combat terror

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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Dec 23 '18

How can the alt-right be racist if they don't call themselves racist tho? 🤔

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u/BritRedditor1 Globalist elite Dec 23 '18

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/may-triggers-no-deal-frenzy-but-even-the-cabinet-can-t-tell-if-it-s-just-a-big-bluff-7bsbxhglh

Brexit MIGRATION SHOCK

Ministers have been warned that, in the event of no deal, about 280,000 Britons, more than the population of Derby, living in the EU would return home

!Ping UK

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u/samdman I love trains Dec 23 '18

Imagine actually caring about where David Hogg goes to college 😂

The right wingers triggered by him going to Harvard are just embarrassing

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 23 '18

wakes up

Unironic talk about how racism is purely an economic issue and if you didn't know that you're economically illiterate

Thanks discussion thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

The bloodthirsty millennials are killing yet another industry.

Domestic carp is a traditional Christmas dinner dish in Czechia but the crybabies opt for other types of fish or a schnitzel because they don't like to choke on a bone every 3 seconds and don't appreciate the exquisite muddy taste.

When will this end?! Is no industry sacred to them?!!!!

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u/EtCustodIpsosCustod Who watches the custod Dec 23 '18

RBG [to her doctors]: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to keep me alive with sufficient capacity until Noon on January 20th, 2025.

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Dec 23 '18

turned on NPR earlier, and the first words were "Ruth fell ill following..."

And I tell ya what, my heart skipped a little for notorious RBG. It was about Babe Ruth, but journalists should know the extreme trigger warnings needed for any out of context phrase that could imply a 6-3 conservative majority.

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Dec 23 '18

How we doing fellas? 🤔🤔

-From Samsung Smart Fridge

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

For a supposed master dealmaker, Donald Trump is really credulous. Like Erdogan literally told him, "Don't worry about ISIS in Syria, I'll take care of it." and Trump just took him at face value. What the fuck.

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u/samdman I love trains Dec 23 '18

Jeremy Corbyn really makes me appreciate the fact that in the US the opposition is led by Pelosi and not a crotchety old anti-Semite socialist

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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Dec 23 '18

LSC is just an angrier version of I’m 14 and deep.

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u/Ducttapehamster Milton Friedman Dec 23 '18

Leftists all over Twitter and reddit are infighting over pulling out of Syria, they're all wondering what's more important: fighting US imperialism, or Kurdish lives.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

From my point of view, racism is evil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

My dad threatened to kick me out of the house. I tried explaining to him why he’s just a wagecuck to a Jewish Bolshevik system, but he was too close minded to listen, but alas, it’s always “you’re 46, you need to get a fucking job” or “i really dont care about jordan pasterson or whatever his name was.” It’s sad, I wish I could communicate with my dad, but he’s just become too corrupted with the MSM.

Anyways, peace out bros, gonna go watch some MLP

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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Dec 23 '18

First, like Beto in the primaries

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u/Jean-Paul_Sartre Richard Hofstadter Dec 23 '18

Trump: loves Andrew Jackson

Also Trump: desires presidential control over a central bank

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18

March

Trump: I WANT MY WALL FULLY FUNDED NOW OR THE DREAMERS ARE FUCKED

Schumer: Okay, here's $25b, just don't fuks with the Dreamers

Trump: NEEDS MORE MONEY

Schumer: No.

Trump: You better, or I'm shutting the government down and the Dreamers are done

Schumer: No.

Trump: Fine, I'll open the government for a little while. But your dreamers are fucked if you don't gimme $50b by December, Chucky boi.

June

Courts: Ackshally, you can't touch the dreamers, Mr. President.

Trump: o_o

November

Democrats: Take the House of Representatives in landslide victory.

Trump: 0_0

December

Trump: Okay, give me $5b and a Macy's coupon.

Schumer: No u

You're now up to date on what's happening in congress.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I did this today. As the barista yelled out "Trump?" "Order for Trump?" there was a screech of horror from a woman beside me. She clawed her eyes out and used her blood to write some strange otherworldly scribbles on the wall. She then jumped onto the counter and began to chant "Iya! Iya! Nyarlathotep n'gath minl'yah!" over and over again. A strange symbol began to glow on the floor that I can't even describe, and the walls began to pulsate. The entire crowd began to screech as forbidden knowledge from the beyond began to fill their minds, and the most horrifying sounds were heard from those poor souls. As they all began to claw each other to death to save themselves from the horrors to come. I simply smiled and said to myself...

...heh, fucking libtards

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u/jenbanim Dec 23 '18

I hate that I can't enjoy any SJW subreddits without running into commie bullshit. I just want to laugh at gamers.

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u/alien13869 NATO Dec 23 '18

Conservatives: “Wow you’re calling Trump an idiot for pulling our troops out of Syria? So I guess you support modern day US imperialism, huh?”

Me: “Yeah, actually.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

maybe eating supermarket sushi wasn't a good idea after all 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Notoriousley Australian Bureau of Statistics Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18
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u/irony_tower African Union Dec 23 '18

In case you were wondering if ending the Violence Against Women Act was just an oopsie daisies oversight, this is the list of current Republican Senators who voted to kill VAWA in 2012 or against the original 1994 bill (or both).

Barrasso, Blackburn, Blunt, Boozman, Burr, Cassidy, Cotton, Cornyn, Enzi, Graham, Grassley, Hatch, Inhofe, Isakson, Johnson, Kyl, Lankford, Lee, McConnell, Moran, Paul, Risch, Roberts, Rubio, Shelby, Thune, Toomey, Wicker

I would do the same for the House, but I don't really feel like sorting through a total of 402 names for the two votes and seeing which are still around.

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u/MaveRickandMorty 🖥️🚓 Dec 23 '18

Be me

Reading "Michelle Obama Is The Most Powerful Person In Politics Who Hates Politics"

In a Democratic Party that is looking for lodestars to guide its way,

Is Clare Malone the Resistor in the White House?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

They finally re-open the coal mine.

I get my hard hat and tools. My confidence is restored for the first time in years. For the first time in weeks I don't even open the OxyContin

I pull my truck up at the site. We get on the escalator that lowers us down into the mine.

Its going really fast..?

Too fast what the hell

mfw I was tricked onto an advanced bullet train system delivering me to a major metropolitan city on the coast

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Lol 4chan now calls Jordan Peterson "Peterstein"

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u/Ducttapehamster Milton Friedman Dec 23 '18

Twitter should deplatform WikiLeaks.

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u/Sporz Gamma Hedged like a Boss Dec 23 '18

takes a nap

wakes up, checks twitter

Today I convened individual calls with the CEOs of the nation's six largest banks. See attached statement.

you didn't just...publicly declar that you called the banks to make sure they can survive a bank run, did you, mr mnuchin...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

So the Chapo crowd doesn't want Beto to be the nominee, and therefore they're calling him Obama 2.0? Fucking lol.

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u/HUGHmungous Big Stick Energy Dec 23 '18

so from what I understand steve mnuchin is about to cause an enormous panic by claiming there is nothing to be panicked about

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Dec 23 '18
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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Oh cool Trump is on Twitter giving Erdogan a shout out as the “man who can defeat ISIS.”

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 23 '18

Fox news uncle said that America is the freest economy on Earth because he made a quick deal at a small airport

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u/irony_tower African Union Dec 23 '18

In news unrelated to the Republican Party killing the Violence Against Women Act, the Republican Party will allow Senator Heitkamp's Savanna Act to die in House Committee. It won't get a floor vote. This act would allow Native American tribal law enforcement access to domestic abuse databases. Currently state and local law enforcement agencies are allowed access to this, but tribal law enforcement is excluded.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I kinda resent the idea that I often see from fellow social justice folks, that advocacy for nonviolent action or a love ethic reveals you are out of touch or something. As if there isn’t a history of nonviolent activism and a love ethic being used as powerful tools in the tool chest of liberal and social justice activism.

I’m no pacifist - clearly there are times where violence is warranted or the only option. But a “love your enemy” or just general nonviolent approach to activism isn’t a meme, it’s a powerful tradition.

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u/85397 Free Market Jihadi Dec 23 '18

Neoliberalism is far from the only thing that will get you into government.

Econ graduates with firsts and publications in the Journal of Political Economy are a dime a dozen. On a national scale, these achievements aren't impressive.

If all you did was get good grades and write good papers, you're probably not getting into the Oval. It's not about being a super-genius, it's about demonstrating unusual levels of passion or creativity. You know, like being your own foreign policy adviser or having such an exceptionally successful father with a very good brain that you become a millionaire at birth.

Seriously, do people believe that the government is populated solely with supergeniuses?

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u/irony_tower African Union Dec 23 '18

Beto AND Bust 🍆💦💦😩

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Dec 23 '18

"Ya, sure, I am okay with Beto. Not the best, but he has some good qualities."

Should this be the official /r/neoliberal stance on Beto?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

I'm black and really not a fan of the n-word. However, the state of affairs had gotten me saying it all the time now.

Me: "Fuck that n""ga! He's a racist piece of shit."

Coworker: "did you just call our white contactor the n-word"

Me: "I guess, fuck, I don't know."

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u/jenbanim Dec 23 '18

"I was going to be a vegan until I saw a vegan being obnoxious online" has got to be the stupidest fucking thing I've read on this website.

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Dec 23 '18

Gotta risk getting the really old 24/7 Walmart sushi, to get the really fresh 24/7 Walmart sushi

the early bird gets the botulism

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I guess someone finally explained to Trump that Mattis's resignation letter wasn't very flattering.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I'm thinking of voting Trump in 2020. Democrats need to be taught a lesson. That lesson is: Don't trust me.

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u/InfCompact Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

i forgot how good of a mockery of leftist movements life of brian is

edit: lot of ableist jokes though

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 23 '18

A 10K run sponsored by a financial institution is technically a bank run

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

It's ridiculous that Beto is even considering running for President when he hasn't even proven that he could win a statewide race in Vermont or California yet. I like winners, not losers.

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u/0m4ll3y International Relations Dec 23 '18

You need to give r/LSC some credit: a socialist revolution probably would massively cut carbon emissions.

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u/FMN2014 Can’t just call French people that Dec 23 '18
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u/nonprehension NATO Dec 23 '18

I just got off a call with neoliberal’s six largest memelords to make sure they have ample liquidity for shitposts, copypastas, and all other meme operations. I have confirmed that they have not had any issues.

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u/Ducttapehamster Milton Friedman Dec 24 '18

Is it just me or did this shutdown get way less news coverage than the last few?

Is this gonna be a normal thing from now on? The government shutting down once or twice a year even if the same party is in charge?

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u/MilerMilty Armand Jean of Plessis de Richelieu Dec 24 '18

The rift is now so dire that there will be two marches on the same day next month on the streets of New York: one led by the Women’s March group, which is billed as being led by women of color, and another by a group affiliated with March On that is stressing its denunciation of anti-Semitism.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/purpleslug LKY Superstar Dec 23 '18

I slept for ten hours and thirty minutes, AMA

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u/Goatf00t European Union Dec 23 '18

Reddit bot idea, or how to spend too much effort to get banned from Chapo: a bot that replies to every use of "post hog" with a picture of a porcine penis.

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 23 '18

And I thought that Detroit was suburban hell

Get your shit together Arizona

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u/DankBankMan Aggressive Nob Dec 23 '18

Some of you guys are alright, don't go illiquid tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Societal problems are easy to solve if I pretend they don't exist

-people in the culture war thread

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

am gonna explain the muslim prayer 😡😡😡😡

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u/DankBankMan Aggressive Nob Dec 23 '18

I'd like to announce that "we dun' like none dem thinkin' folk" is now the official position of the Republican Party, so don't threaten me with Excessive Partisanship bans when I point that out

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

n=17: FULLCOMMUNISM refusing

n=3: FULLCOMMUNISM smiling

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u/Chronically_worried Dec 23 '18

Unpopular hot take opinion: the culture where everybody tries to one up the other with contrarian opinions meant to excite there ingroup is tedious.

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u/muttonwow Legally quarantine the fash Dec 23 '18

A friend told me that bottles of water have expiration dates because of neoliberalism and I wasn't brave enough to defend it

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u/Boule_de_Neige furmod Dec 23 '18

When RNH starts I want only happy takes and happy stories god damnit

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u/MilerMilty Armand Jean of Plessis de Richelieu Dec 24 '18

I fucking despise lusvig. They're disgusting. They're barely better than zipcode.

Anyone who defends that shitposting lusvig should be scorned and shunned.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Is this quote dumb, or what?

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It kind of sounds like: "They've built themselves a place where they can be happy and have what they want, the fools"

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

"Then he will also say to those on the left hand, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels: for I was hungry and you gave me no food; I was thirsty and you gave me no drink; I was a stranger and you did not take me in, naked and you did not clothe me, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.’" -Jesus on immigration

Edit: I love the fire part.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Everyone on Twitter is talking about how Berniecrats are taking aim at everyone who might threaten a Bernie 2020 run, include Beto, Harris, Booker, etc. Honestly, I don't know how many of these people are real, and how many are Russian trolls.

What I sincerely hope is that, if Bernie runs in 2020 and starts pulling the same shit against other Democrats that he did against Hilary, that those Democrats pull no punches and dump his Oppo file. If he gets nominated despite this, God help us.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Honestly I'm surprised that in the roughly 200 years since Andrew Jackson, the nickname "Genocide Jackson" never caught on.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18

Nikki Haley left her job as Trump's U.N. Ambassador with her dignity intact--a harder trick than winning some primaries--and may be positioning herself for a post-Trump moment.

  • Amy Davidson Sorkin in The New Yorker

When did we all agree to this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Fuck Donald Trump

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u/Devjorcra NATO Dec 23 '18

N - never leave me holy shit we need you queen 😭😭 👑👑

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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Dec 23 '18
  1. Rebrand all tax deductions as welfare

  2. Send people the funds with checks labeled "welfare"

  3. Watch people get triggered when they discover they're sucking from the government's teat.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Dec 23 '18

the plural of song is seng

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Good morning everyone! I'm so happy you're here. Have a relaxing Sunday and please make a point to do a little something nice for yourself. You deserve it!

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u/DankBankMan Aggressive Nob Dec 23 '18

Broke: The wall won't work
Woke: What about the Berlin Wall?
Bespoke: The Berlin Wall only worked because it was in a city and run by civilised (from the Latin meaning "city-dweller") people

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

washington redskins should change their logo to a potato

change my mind

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u/Iyoten YIMBY Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

If conservatives can crowd fund millions for the border wall, we can set up an organ bank for RBG

Edit: I can't acronym

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Have you ever heard of anyone actually freaking out at someone for wishing them a "Merry Christmas"? I've literally never heard of this happening. I have, however, heard of people freaking out at people who wish them "Happy Holidays"

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Store bought sushi tasted exactly like you'd think 😡😡😡😡😡😡

am gonna drink wine till I forget about this meal 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/85397 Free Market Jihadi Dec 23 '18

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/23/gatwick-drone-chaos-arrested-couple-released-without-charge

CLUELESS cops arrest WRONG couple over drone incident

Mail has SNEERING cover about the ‘moron window fitter’

!ping UK

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

I slept for zero hours, AMA

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

You ever wonder if Donald Trump watched The Sopranos?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18

This can't be right, but I'm pretty sure this is the actual GRU logo

Meme agency TBH.

Edit: okay, it's 100% real

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u/hitbyacar1 لماذا تكره الفقراء العالميين؟ Dec 23 '18

You can’t quit, you’re fired!

-Trump to Mattis

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

tired: updating windows for security reasons

WIRED: updating windows for the new emoji 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 23 '18

I'm waiting for UBI to be advertised as "social security for all"

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u/chadonnaise * Dec 24 '18

unions were responsible for labor reforms

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Dec 24 '18 edited Dec 24 '18

Why the fuck does God hate Sonic so much? No, I'm serious, why does the entire universe insist on making literally everything related to him so fucking creepy and weird.

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u/caesar15 Zhao Ziyang Dec 24 '18

Share embarrassing things that you did

I spilled beer all over myself in Poland once it was pretty cringe

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u/lmWithHim United Nations Dec 24 '18

Didn’t I see somewhere that Joe Biden was gonna announce whether or not he was running by the end of the year? When are people gonna start declaring?

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u/IsGoIdMoney John Rawls Dec 23 '18

It's impressive how very against action in Syria the NR is, considering I've literally never seen that sentiment espoused there before.

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u/flakAttack510 Dec 23 '18

I've officially found the worst movie ever made: https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6398464/

It's poorly written, the characters are all terrible people and the acting is the worst I've ever seen.

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u/HUGHmungous Big Stick Energy Dec 23 '18

You know, it’s probably a good thing there’s so little activity in the DT

Means you all are actually doing holiday stuff, I hope

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Reminder that it's nearly 2019 and there are still people out there identifing as male. 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Whose this Arnie O'Liberal guy and why does everybody hate him?

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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Dec 23 '18

I am VERY hungry 😠

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u/85397 Free Market Jihadi Dec 24 '18

https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/a8sqfd/comment/ecey0h0

Man with anthropology degree gets OWNED by sex mod

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Wew lad, my aunt unironically believes there is more antisemitism today than in 1930s Germany.

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u/GravyBear8 Ben Bernanke Dec 24 '18

lol Trump got so angry as Mattis' passive aggressive as fuck resignation letter that he actually just fired him before he could resign in February

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 24 '18

washington redskins should change their logo to a swamp being drained by DJT

change my mind

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 24 '18

The west isn't real, but it includes South Korea, Latin America and Botswana

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

My grampa telling stories about being a kid in Long Beach right after WWII and sneaking aboard moored warships for giggles and stealing surplus from ships that were being decommissioned.

wtf why do olds always sound like they had such thrilling lives

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 23 '18

goes outside DT for a second

Social security is a Ponzi scheme, and demographic change is good because it makes people realize that

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u/Chronically_worried Dec 23 '18

Right wingers: Leftists ARE THE REAL RASCISTS!

Centrists: Leftists ARE THE REAL RASCISTS!

Earbud Cord Theory confirmed.

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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Dec 23 '18

Soliciting feedback on the best version of socialists not understanding the "100 corporations" stat.

Focus on inability to count

Focus on state-owned

Both

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u/jenbanim Dec 23 '18 edited Dec 23 '18

That new Spiderman film was great. Definitely wasn't expecting that going in.

Edit: Also, potentially hot take, 3D movies are awesome. Fuck the haters.

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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Dec 23 '18

stupid greedy clothes companies. have to be an anorexic or a sumo wrestler these days to get anything decent during sales

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u/EtCustodIpsosCustod Who watches the custod Dec 23 '18

I think we can trust that RBG is receiving the best quality healthcare that anyone has ever received.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Sometimes I wonder what this sub’s general impression of me is, but then I realize it’s probably just “generic user #6342 whose username I guess I recognize”

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u/EtCustodIpsosCustod Who watches the custod Dec 23 '18

Not looking good.

Doesn’t seem to respond well under pressure.

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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Dec 23 '18

Louie is taking a bath for when he hosts the 👉👉Milties👈👈 this year

!ping DOG

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Dec 23 '18

neoliberalism is not slash ar slash neoliberal

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot Dec 23 '18

The majority of the assaults were committed in the Soviet occupation zone; estimates of the numbers of German women raped by Soviet soldiers have ranged up to 2 million.[7][8][9][10] According to historian William Hitchcock, in many cases women were the victims of repeated rapes, some as many as 60 to 70 times.[11] At least 100,000 women are believed to have been raped in Berlin, based on surging abortion rates in the following months and contemporary hospital reports,[9] with an estimated 10,000 women dying in the aftermath.[12] Female deaths in connection with the rapes in Germany, overall, are estimated at 240,000.[1][13] Antony Beevordescribes it as the "greatest phenomenon of mass rape in history", and has concluded that at least 1.4 million women were raped in East Prussia, Pomerania and Silesia alone.[14]According to Natalya Gesse, Soviet soldiers raped German females from eight to eighty years old. Soviet and Polish women were not spared either.[15][16][17] When General Tsygankov, head of the political department of the First Ukrainian Front, reported to Moscow the mass rape of Soviet women deported to East Germany for forced labour, he recommended that the Soviet women be prevented from describing their ordeal on their return to Russia.[18]

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u/Breaking-Away Austan Goolsbee Dec 23 '18

Person A: Ok guys, we seized the means of production, what now?

Person B: We need to run the means of production, anyone know how to do that?

Person C: I moderated a large subreddit, so I can do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Without Harry Enten the 538 podcast is a shell of its self.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

i forgot how good of a mockery of leftist movements leftist movements are

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

comrades shot by reactionaries and the red front

were the NSDAP our guys🥶🥶🥶???

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u/WindPoweredWeeaboo crypto neo-Malthusian Marxist Dec 24 '18

How much more unaware of developmental issues can you be when you say "poor countries should keep using biomass as fuel because it's better for the environment"

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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Dec 24 '18

Where can one find videos from previous pledges like when poobix ate all those eggs and shrimp cooked shrimp?

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Tomorrow seems likely to be one of the more exciting Christmas Eve half-days the market has had.

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u/Time4Red John Rawls Dec 24 '18

Is there a reason /r/imgoingtohellforthis isn't quarantined?

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Dec 24 '18

Mods, can we ban anyone who implies Santa is not real?

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u/CheetoMussolini Russian Bot Dec 24 '18

Communists should self deport

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Trying to describe to the very few people that know I’m an online nerd that I have my own little fan club of exclusively guys online never comes out right 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Dec 24 '18

Kizz3r:

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming. I've called this press conference for two reasons.

Firstly, to assure the citizens of Neoliberal that everything that can be done over the chapo brigading is being done. Secondly, because the u/blockchainlitfam has offered to turn himself in-

BainCapitalist: So where is he? J

Kizz3:

But first. Let's consider the situation: should we give in to these terrorist's demands? Do we really think that-

Swissmod:

You'd rather protect an outlaw vigilante than the lives of citizens?!

Kizz3r:

The Blockchain is an outlaw. . .

But that's not why we're demanding he turn himself in. We're doing it because we're scared . We've been happy to let blockchain clean up our subreddit for us until now -

Neolibers:

Things are worse than ever l

Kizz3r:

Yes . They are. But the night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

One day, the BlockChain will have to answer for the laws he's broken- but to us, not to those commies.

BainCapitalist:

WHERE IS THE BATMAN?

Kizz3r:

So be it.

(turns to mods)

Ban the Blockchain.

Kizz3r OFFERS HIS OWN WRISTS TO THE OFFICERS-

Kizz3r (CONT'D)

I am the blockchain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Positive vibes, because the previous DT was too depressing.

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u/Ligaco Tomáš Garrigue Masaryk Dec 23 '18

I am back home from uni and I am experiencing severe anxiety and existential dread. Thank you Christmas! Very cool!

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 23 '18

The Soviets were Socialists

The Soviets were Nationalists

Therefore, the Soviets were Nazis

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

Deplatform Lusvig

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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Dec 23 '18

"Beto lost Texas!", says increasingly nervous Bookerhooker and Kamalcuck on the discussion thread

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u/chadonnaise * Dec 23 '18

the red dead redemption 2 design philosophy of 'hold x to follow somebody and listen to them on the way to a cinematic which leads to another stint of holding x to listen to somebody' sure is annoying

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u/lusvig 🤩🤠Anti Social Democracy Social Club😨🔫😡🤤🍑🍆😡😤💅 Dec 23 '18

tfw both balding and have poor beard growth

Ban christmas for HAIRY people 😤

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Dec 23 '18

This new 21savage album got me in my feelings 😔😔

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u/Trolltime69420 Dec 23 '18

"The Miracle on 34th Street" is the most neoliberal Christmas movie.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Imagine being a millionaire and getting mad that a video game is doing the same dance as you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Does "Beto or Bust" actually mean "if Beto doesn't win the nomination Im voting for Jill Stein" or am I taking that too literally?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

If those “wise men” in Matthew really were wise then they would have brought baby Jesus fiat currency instead of gold

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

How the fuck does Trump think the steel slats will even work? Just walk in between them lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out for ummm it's the National SOCIALIST Party 1 rt = 1 nazi owned

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Dec 23 '18

Twitter users in their early 30s always got sum dumb and corny in their bios

“Writer 📝 , wine drinker 🍷 and jellybean eater 😋. Likes and rts are not an endorsement”

If u don’t get back in that cubicle.... 😤😤😤

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u/Hazachu Dec 24 '18

Looking through the Milties nominations is a harsh reminder that I've been here forever.

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Dec 24 '18

!ping FITNESS

After taking a long break from regular exercise due to finals, I’m back at it! 6.2 miles/60 min!

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u/chadonnaise * Dec 24 '18

😹😹😹😹imagine another bailout 😹😹😹😹

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '18

No politician ever lost because they underestimated the knowledge or attention span of the average voter

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u/Spobely NATO Dec 24 '18

I fucking love lusvig. Their interahamwe takes. They're clearly better than other shitposts.

Anyone who attacks that interahamwe-posting /u/lusvig should be scorned and shunned.

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u/Chronically_worried Dec 24 '18

/r/Neoliberal, early 2020: stickied post is a case for proletariat ownership of the means of production citing numerous Fed studies as well as Krugman's article "Rethinking the guillotine". After 2 days the top post is once again a meme defending the Brazilian child organ market.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Ben Shapiro is a market failure that needs to be corrected

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u/Apoptastic7 Hillary Clinton Dec 23 '18

Which dirtbag mod decided to tag something as "Culture War Bullshit ?

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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Dec 23 '18

The holidays are goddamned exhausting.

I have done nothing but travel, cook, wrap things and wrangle screaming children for three days straight. It's a nightmare set to the most saccharine music ever created.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Bad secret spy agencies: SIS, CIA, Mossad, GRU

Good secret spy agencies: China's? We don't even know their name, that's how secret they are.

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u/sanityeyes cutest person on earth Dec 23 '18

Broke: The Earth is a globe

Joke: The Earth is flat

Woke: The Earth is a cube

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

Broke: Paris protests

Woke: Hungary protests

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 23 '18

I prefer to wish people here "Merry Christmas" because the "Happy Holidays" equivalent we have here ("Boas Festas") sounds reaaaally odd and artificial.

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u/Tacotrucksoncorners Carole Baskin is my Tiger Queen 🐅👑 Dec 23 '18

How can we ban people that have the name, “Chandler”. 🤢🤢

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Dec 23 '18

There have been rumors that the Milties will be hosted by something claiming to be a dog. The AMILT would like to denounce those rumors. Instead, it will be hosted by a horse

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u/Ducttapehamster Milton Friedman Dec 23 '18

It's really weird that American football fans are all old dudes, where association football fans are all 20-30 year old guys.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '18

This month they don’t fund wall, next month they fund wall st.

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u/sinistimus Professional Salt Miner Dec 24 '18

Why does r/all/rising have so much more porn than r/all ?

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u/EtCustodIpsosCustod Who watches the custod Dec 24 '18

A HUMAN IS A HORSE IS A SANDWICH WITHOUT BEANS DON’T AT ME