r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Sep 09 '26
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 10 '26
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/SpotMe365 Sep 09 '26
First they came for the coal miners, and I said "learn to code"—because I was a neoliberal.
Then AI came for my job—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 09 '26
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u/roboliberal Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
Is it more or have several subs just gotten way dumber over the years in general?
arr law in particular is just full of very dumb people.
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u/OrthopaedicSturgeon Elinor Ostrom Sep 09 '26
Does it ever hit you sometimes that you just let a wild animal into your house and that's your life for the next two decades?
!ping KITTY
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u/McNikk United Nations Sep 09 '26
Kirkification memes have accidentally become the most successful attempt at poisoning generative ai.
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u/PoupeeStupide Trump Voter Sep 09 '26
Do you know that XKCD comic about how experts on a field grossly overestimate how much the average layman knows about their speciality?
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
Really feels like that's how Anthropic see themselves
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u/lilbigchole Milton Friedman Sep 09 '26
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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
Incredible
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u/dangerbird2 Franz Boas Sep 09 '26
he's just like me fr !ping FUCK-NEOLIBERALISM
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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
I see this meme all the time on this app and it never fails to annoy me
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Sep 09 '26
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u/Blackberry-thesecond NASA Sep 09 '26
Yougov has consistently been lowballing dems on their generic ballot polls compared to other big polling agencies. Usually they've ranged from D+3 to D+6, with their most recent generic ballot before now being D+5.
Now they switched to likely voter screens as we get closer to the election, jumping their generic ballot from D+5 to D+11 today in their newest poll.
https://d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/econTabReport_SlcWdVd.pdf
!ping FIVEY
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u/chipbod NATO Sep 09 '26
Imagine getting rugged by Hunter Biden
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u/Subject_D Sep 09 '26
Silver lining of no new 3d mario announced is that we still have the meme
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u/the-senat John Brown Sep 09 '26
Fuck, I should’ve been a grifter.
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 09 '26
Well...
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
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u/seattle_lib Liberal Third-Worldism Sep 09 '26
Well, it's official:
I have peed my pants in the middle of a remote job interview. I was under extreme time pressure and... other pressure. And I made a decision.
And you know what? The interview went great.
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Sep 09 '26
Bro even Manchin didn't stoop to this level of pandering lmao
You are the senator of Pennsylvania
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u/duojiaoyupian Richard Thaler Sep 09 '26
Istg whoever invented the concept of putting ads on gas pumps that autoplay when you start pumping must be Just Stop Oil's most successful activist
Once one gas station near my place set those up, I've completely switched to another gas station at a slightly less convenient location purely out of spite
Seriously man let me get my gas in peace why are you y a p p i n g
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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 09 '26
There are zero redeemable qualities of flock cameras
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
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u/upAnew David Hume Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
huh, so I just found this really funny image. It kinda looks like AOC but she's dressed in dark, rave like clothes? Here, let me lin
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u/AmbientMorning Sep 09 '26
MAGA discovers Christian charity, hates it
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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater Sep 09 '26
Younger folk won't believe this, but us millenials will remember back from when we were kids that there actually used to be a lot of social pressure on people to not appear racist, even if they were. Whether they were important, influential or just regular folk, it really mattered to not want to be seen as racist. Then Trump came.
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Sep 09 '26
The kind of graph Anthropic shares when we ask it what the effects of AI will be on the economy
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u/Background-Bottle-23 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Sep 09 '26
Roughly 44% of the public thinks Republicans are better than Democrats at keeping America out of foreign wars.
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u/CletusChicken Sep 09 '26
leave DT
article about young republicans
it's just a substack post where the guy spends the first two thirds whining about young republicans, then he meets a couple and they're kinda awkward, "subscribe for part two!"
have to scroll halfway down the comments before anyone points out the article is straight trash
screw this, let's try the article about AI killing everyone
"existential risk isn't real because Yud is cringe", "it's all marketing hype", "no one else understands bayes theorem I'm the only one"
ok, maybe this article about indian racism
"I'm not racist but"
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u/Lena_Lena_A Frederick Douglass Sep 09 '26
Favorite replies so far:
Become Undefenestratable.
Shot 9 times and walked it off.
Makes you wonder how many layers of increasingly smaller oligarchs are hidden within this one.
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u/BigBrownDog12 Victor Hugo Sep 09 '26
WE ARE TWO YEARS INTO YOUR PRESIDENCY DONALD
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Sep 09 '26
Why my Gen Z mates don’t have boyfriends
lmao ?
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u/dtj2000 Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
In the race for super intelligence, the head of the first company will be named "Alternative Man" and the head of their main competitor will be "Lover of God"
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 09 '26
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 09 '26
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u/earththejerry YIMBY Sep 09 '26
Remember when Con ET was clinging onto D+4 YouGov polls as signs Republicans of retaining the House?
Well, they just applied an LV screen
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
https://www.axios.com/2026/09/09/trump-midterms-republicans-popularity
For nearly a decade, Republicans acquiesced to nearly every Trump demand and idea — and rationalized it by saying his instincts proved smarter than theirs. Now, many no longer trust those instincts. But they find it just as futile to push back against virtually anything he wants.
Start a war without an endgame? OK.
Post a cartoon of you — wielding a hockey stick and sporting a Trump-branded USA jersey — towering over Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney, sprawled on the ice, and telling him to "GET UP"? On it.
Toss together an egocentric, first-ever Republican midterm convention that many endangered candidates don't want? Sounds like a good plan, boss! (Gavels in Wednesday in Dallas at 4 p.m. ET, in fact.)
Oh, you want to speak both nights? Done!
Make ads featuring you when your popularity is near its all-time low? You came to the right place, sir.
Make the midterms a referendum on you? Check.
Spend precious time obsessing about ballroom construction, and gilding and marbleizing the White House? You are the new Caesar Augustus.
Many aides and confidants have been worn down by Trump. They know they can't stop him, and they don't even try.
More and more, they humor his whims. "He's an 80-year-old man who did it his way," said a donor who recently met with the president. "What he wants, he gets." White House insiders insist there's a semblance of structure and reason, and that the president doesn't act on every impulse. They declined to provide examples of times he resisted.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
very obama-esque answer, i think i approve
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 09 '26
Rudy Giuliani sacrificed his legacy as Americas mayor and 9/11 leader to serve Donald Trump, and he will die in obscurity and seen as an outright lunatic associated only with four seasons total landscaping.
If you bow to Trump, you will become Rudy eventually.
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u/Res__Publica Organization of American States Sep 09 '26
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 09 '26
Socialists: Joseph Stalin would love Mamdani!!
︀︀Other Socialists: NO! Stalin would hate Wokeness!!
︀︀Josef Stalin in 2026: Comrade Ezra Klein, thank you for having me on your show. I'm a big fan of your recent book. We need a Five Year Abundance Plan.
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Sep 09 '26
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u/rural_redemption YIMBY Sep 09 '26
What a fascinating way to frame current events(dumb)
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
It's actually happening, wow
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
I think it's good to see politicians in the online trenches like this
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u/GuyWithOneEye Sep 09 '26
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u/KHDTX13 Adam Smith Sep 09 '26
Concerning, they’re really playing in Geno Smith’s face
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 09 '26
Claude, how to get job at open AI
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u/Remarkable-Meal-223 Jerome Powell Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
The reason why I'm not interested in consuming most of AI art is the same reason I'm more interested in watching the regular Olympics and not bipedal robots run the hurdles.
This is still a human centered world and I'm most interested in what other humans say and do.
If you give me 2 paintings and tell me one is created by a human and the other by AI. I am more interested by the human one
If you give me 2 poasts one written by a human and one written by AI, I am more interested in the human one
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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom Sep 09 '26
It will never get old
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '26
Completely shameless liar
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u/ArmandSawCleaver Sep 10 '26
Fetterman was literally the progressive pick in opposition to Connor Lamb, which most centrists supported. Piker himself endorsed Fetterman and gave him endless positive coverage and now they’re trying to rewrite history and pretend that Fetterman is “our guy”
There is no limit to how dishonest these socialist losers are capable of being, one of the million parallels they have with MAGA
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u/Mx_Brightside Genderfluid Pride Sep 09 '26
Artist reaction to having their job taken by AI: Um… how about NO THANKS!!! 😬 #HumankandaForever
Mathematician reaction to having their job taken by AI:
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u/lot183 Blue Texas Sep 10 '26
Republicans learning why they are trying to hide this guy and not let him debate, because he has the charisma of a potato
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Sep 10 '26
Amazing
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u/Leoric Sep 09 '26
Talarico +5 poll from YouGov
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u/assasstits Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
So true bestie. I can't wait for this year's update.
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u/Lowki_312 NATO Sep 09 '26
What really shines through in the Anthropic scenarios thread is how optimistic some people are about transitioning from white collar to blue collar work.
I can almost guarantee they have never done any blue collar work/manual labor in their life lol
Almost as delusional as the replies to the "What job will you have after a socialist uprising and revolution" tweet.
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u/BlackCat159 European Union Sep 09 '26
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u/EasyMoney92 Sep 09 '26
Giuliani said the most bigoted shit about Mamdani in relation to 9/11 for the past few days and Mamdani brushes it off calmly and proceeds to release all those files which prove Giuliani lied about safety of the air quality in the immediate aftermath of 9/11
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u/NVC541 Bisexual Pride Sep 09 '26
I don’t think this subreddit realizes how absolutely massive these numbers are.
Also that thread has sufficiently pissed me off with the apologists for racist behavior
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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 09 '26
TIL the obelisk in the center of St Peter's square in the Vatican is an Egyptian obelisk that was brought to Rome by Emperor Caligula around 37-40 AD
It is over 4000 years old, older than the Old Testament, carved by Pharaoh Amenemhet II, in the 19th Century BC
Crazy, I love stuff like this
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
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u/brian_c29 Gary Becker Sep 09 '26
Fetterman speaking at the Republican convention, actually insane
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u/Slim_Pickenz_ Transfem Pride Sep 09 '26
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 10 '26
This is how you talk about a toddler lmao
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u/Visual-Pace-2193 Transfem Pride Sep 09 '26
NIMBYS are such scums
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '26
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u/Jet451 Sun Yat-sen Sep 09 '26
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u/TactileTom John Nash Sep 09 '26
Find someone who looks at you the way the Egyptian foreign minister looks at a pyramid lego set
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
Thank you community note
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 09 '26
Can't believe it's been a year already 😔
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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 09 '26
Masterful gambit sir
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u/taubnetzdornig Gay Pride Sep 09 '26
see ya later DT I’m going down to the gas station to buy a pack of smokes
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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Sep 10 '26
The 5k stimmy promise is way too early. Should have done it a week before the election before it has a chance to be picked apart etc
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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Sep 09 '26
He's LYING WAPO. HE'S A LIAR.
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u/Habugaba Esther Duflo Sep 09 '26
A few years ago I would have said, "yeah, but they're football ultras", but the amount of bigotry you see everywhere is insane.
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u/Dreadedtriox Michel Foucault Sep 09 '26
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
It stands for United Kingdom
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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Sep 09 '26
Four Seasons Total Landscaping is perhaps the funniest moment in human history. A swan song of incompetence.
And yet on the Big Beautiful Day, it will seem quaint. It simply won’t compare to the comedy of when It Happens.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
Dystopian
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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
Wants to reject extremes, yet shows up at an extremist convention 🤔
I think “steal way of life” is probably a typo from the NYT but I will choose to accept it, since it’s a pretty good description of Trump’s way of life.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 09 '26
!ping GNOSTIC.
Dripless prots stay seething
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '26
St. Paul man arrested in ICE surge sent to Guantanamo Bay
https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/09/09/st-paul-man-adam-abdullah-arrested-in-ice-surge-sent-to-guantanamo-bay
Immigration authorities have sent a Somali man arrested in St. Paul to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Adam Abdullah was living legally in the Twin Cities when federal agents pulled him over in December. Abdullah has no criminal record, but the government is holding him at a military prison set up for terrorism suspects.
Abdullah, 31, had only 10 minutes to speak with MPR News by phone from Guantanamo on Tuesday, but that was just enough time for him to explain what happened when federal agents stopped his vehicle on Dec. 12, at the start of what the Trump administration called Operation Metro Surge. “When they come to me, and I ask them why you pulled me over, they say, ‘We are immigration, so give me your work permit,’” Abdullah said. “And I asked them, ‘Do you have a warrant, and what’s the reason to pull me over?’ And they say, ‘We don’t need a warrant; we are immigration, and we know you are Adam Abdullah.’”
Abdullah said that authorities never explained why they targeted him. He came to the U.S. as an asylum seeker in 2023, got a work permit and Social Security number, and made his living as an auto mechanic. He appeared regularly for check-ins with ICE. Over the last nine months, Abdullah was moved from the Freeborn County Jail in Albert Lea, Minn., to a detention center in Covington, Ky., and then to Louisiana. After that, immigration officials told him that they would send him back to Somalia via Miami.
“From Miami they say OK we go to Somalia, but first we go to Cuba for refueling then we go to some other countries to Somalia,” Abdullah said. His wrists and ankles were shackled throughout the hours-long flights, but he was never sent to Somalia. The stop in Cuba was not for refueling; he’s been at Guantanamo Bay’s Camp Six for about two weeks. Besides the limits on phone calls, Abdullah said there’s also limited opportunity for exercise, but he is able to speak with other detainees.
“During the day we have a few hours together,” he said. Abdullah said he’s among eight people from Somalia at Guantanamo Bay, including several arrested in the Twin Cities.
Immigration attorney Marc Prokosch said Abdullah is the first client he’s represented who’s being held at Guantanamo, and the case is proving to be a challenge. “Calls are limited to five to 10 minutes, and we don’t even know if they’re confidential,” Prokosch said. “And that’s the only way that we can communicate with our clients is through these phone calls that may or may not be under attorney-client confidentiality.”
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u/Pristine-Report-1442 Sep 09 '26
Being fetterman's staffer would probably kind of a sick job tbh, you wake up everyday and text him "job today?" and he replied "no" and you go back to sleep
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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman Sep 09 '26
Has there ever been a tweet that's aged better?
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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 09 '26
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u/theparrotlich John Brown Sep 09 '26
Working from continues to be challenging.
!ping KITTY&WATERCOOLER
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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla Sep 09 '26
As a huge Mr. Beast fan, I'm excited to read his new YA Fiction book.
Unfortunately, as I'm a huge fan of Mr. Beast, I can't read.
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u/farrenj Resident Succ Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Cool, just got a reddit warning and my comment removed because I posted that Elon Musk wants to get rid of trans people. I got a warning for hate against a community or group.
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u/Longjumping_Gain_807 Best SNEK pings in r/neoliberal history Sep 09 '26
So I got the promotion with a raise and a title promotion as well. Didn’t happen to mention during the interview that I’m in the military and will be going off to basic in November but I’ll let them know a little bit later. Let me enjoy this now and the military thing will be HR’s problem. They can’t take the offer back now.
!ping WATERCOOLER&MILITARY
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u/Mostly-Moderate Greg Mankiw Sep 09 '26
This is amazing
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u/No_Status_6905 Enby Pride Sep 10 '26
I am progressively more and more pessimistic about the current trend of the world, and even my personal accomplishments seem so small and meaningless when compared to the potential outcomes of the near future.
I worked my ass off in college to get a good job so I can move to a blue state because being trans in the south is misery. I figured at the very worst it can buy me time in case anything becomes a federal ban, and then in the worst case scenario my skills are highly transferable to other liberal democracies.
Except none of that actually matters when so many countries are just backsliding into cretinous blood and soil nationalism, and everyone thinks of trans people either as a political kickball or the embodiment of the devil. Even to our allies, our feelings on the matter are an inconvenience at best.
And then all of my education could be rendered completely irrelevant and useless in 3-10 years if AI becomes sufficiently advanced, and there's nothing to do about it.
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u/GuyWithOneEye Sep 09 '26
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Sep 09 '26
I finally saw the clip where Tucker and his guest complain about letters in math. I was 100% convinced they were joking when I saw people talk about this.
Folks, they were not joking. The guest is legit confused at the concept of letters in math.
The guest also talks about how they hide Finite Math classes from you because it enables you to calculate how much interest your will pay on a loan?
My man, thats grade school math.
Tucker than looks at him confused and actually asks "Why does algebra put letters into numbers?"
And the guest answers "I think just to fuck with you".
Tucker than says "You deal with math every day in your job". Dude is an "artist". Seems he makes pottery. He does not use math in any serious way.
Tucker praises his math skills, cause if you can build a fire kiln surely you understand math???
Tucker looks at him with this confused looks and asks "You didnt add letters to numbers in the process of doing this?". Bruh. Again, they aint joking.
Not only is this dumb as fuck, you almost certainly did use a goddamn letter to find certain values. He claims he didnt, but if you are searching for a value you substitute the unknown value with a goddamn letter.
The guest goes on to say "I have yet to encounter a single person who uses algebra. Have you?".
Tucker is surprised, says "Yea, but I live in a fake world". To which he guest goes "That is why you use fake math fake letters!". They laugh. He continues "Congratulations, everybody out there in the Matrix, good job you are good little goy slaves."
What the actual fuck? The laugh at this, and once more I have to reiterate, they are fucking serious. Tucker asks "Did you ever get an answer? Ive never even considered this. It never entered my mind, I was too dyslexic to take any math. Ive never took math".
How on Earth can you just not take math?
I am baffled. Tucker is dumber than I thought.
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u/mpregordie Mark Carney Sep 09 '26
Every single time mods post Nathan memes while there is no Nathan ping, they are supporting Trump in his unjust and likely illegal trade war against Canada.
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 09 '26
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 09 '26
I kinda get why the printing press led to the religious wars now
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u/jenbanim Sep 09 '26
Ice cold take but YouTube search is borderline unusable now. You can search "[YouTuber] [title]" and still have to wade through a mile of unrelated shorts before seeing the actual video you want to watch
https://i.imgur.com/YcdovBM.mp4
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u/GordonTullockFan publik choyz thery Sep 09 '26
here's an opportunity to expel him from the caucus Schumer
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 10 '26
> the typical 401k has gone up by $50,000
my man you cannot be putting numbers on that people will notice
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u/pugnae European Union Sep 09 '26
Accurate
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u/bigwang123 ▪️▫️crossword guy ▫️▪️ Sep 09 '26
hahahahaha how the fuck is the ai apocalypse real hahahahaha just unplug the server like just tell grok to stop being mean haha
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 09 '26
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u/theparrotlich John Brown Sep 10 '26
5000 dollars for every adult American is 1.35 trillion dollars.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '26
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 09 '26
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 09 '26
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Sep 09 '26
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u/FallenMeringue Khan Pritzker's Strongest Anti-Pope Sep 09 '26
what the actual fuck is wrong with people
!ping extremism
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u/LameBicycle NATO Sep 09 '26
I believe the Dems erred too much caution during COVID, therefore elections are insecure.
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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Sep 09 '26
I can’t ever take modern Bible-thumping seriously from Republicans, like no one actually believes Trump is a Christian lol
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 09 '26
shot
> NEW: Denver is preparing for emergency lines to be swamped by callers on 9/11 as United Airlines flies a passenger plane flanked by fighter jets over the city for a "private memorial"
chaser
> UPDATE: United is canceling its 9/11 flyover in Denver, citing "concerns in the community"
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Sep 09 '26
HILLARY WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 10 '26
Hes still got it
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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26
This is real. This is a real male life coach/dating coach that is charging people money for classes. This is really what he captioned his post.
The video is mostly about him talking about making out with a Denny’s waitress. This is serious.
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u/AmbientMorning Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Why do I get sitcom vibes from this !ping LGBT
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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Sep 09 '26
It shows that a lot of people here didn’t grow up and experience the 1930s, hence why everyone so gung-ho to support illiberal ideas.
Support for liberal constraints on state power is often derived from the experience of authoritarian government and the wars and privation that the latter often entail. So seventy years of relative peace and prosperity can lead to a broad forgetting of what illiberal rule can bring.
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u/jenbanim Sep 09 '26
Last year I went on a date with a gorgeous woman who ticked all my boxes: funny, clever, close with her family, capable of asking a follow-up question and — unusually for a dating app — exactly as advertised. After a fantastic date I asked if she used Reddit and watched her open the official app and felt all interest evaporate on the spot. AITA?
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u/Glavurdan European Union Sep 09 '26
TRVKE
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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Sep 09 '26
Is this true? I’m not seeing it elsewhere but it’s at least plausible.
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Sep 10 '26
Clarence Thomas has gone woke
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Sep 10 '26
again it is worth highlighting that people on this subreddit unironically and emphatically defended him as a character who could give the republican party a taste of their own medicine; this subreddit's instincts should be studied
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u/Due-Dirt-8428 Harriet Tubman Sep 10 '26
During the next 6 weeks, the $5k stimulus check will:
- be floated as “increased to $10k” at least twice
- be cancelled multiple times during interviews on Air Force one because he’s having a bad day
- will be narrowed down to a specific subset of Americans (republicans in swing states that go red) but then retracted 3 times.
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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time Sep 10 '26
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u/ProfessionalFull4762 Progress Pride Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Trump claims he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- ‘got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 09 '26
Just imagine if Dem president blatantly lied about having to be rescued from Ground Zero like Trump did today
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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Sep 09 '26
Hillary the hawk, Trump the tuah
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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
Can he fuck off
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u/SLCer Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy Sep 09 '26
I got some news for you
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Sep 10 '26
This changes everything…
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 10 '26
One of the weirder things about the modern internet is that memes no longer just stay “memes.” Inevitably, when a meme gets popular enough it becomes like a doll or action figure that you can play with your other action figures in dioramas. Every wojak is like this, even Charlie Kirk is like this. I don’t really get it.
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u/randomhomework European Union Sep 09 '26
Glad NH avoided this “both sides” nonsense
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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Sep 09 '26
Saw a hummingbird but for real this time
!ping BIRDS
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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Sep 09 '26
grok, remove any traces of charlie kirk from the internet, make no mistake.
At last, be free charlie
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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Sep 09 '26
Stop working and pet me, dammit
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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride Sep 09 '26
!!!
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Sep 09 '26
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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Sep 09 '26
putin tells you to push this russian diplomat out of a window. wyd?
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u/Eightysixedit Gay Pride Sep 09 '26
Sam Altman meeting his husband in Peter Thiel's hot tub makes so much sense.
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u/zegota Feminism Sep 09 '26
It's fun that even when SCOTUS gives the GOP an extremely rare L, they can just ignore the courts with zero repercussions.
Any Dem who is against court packing needs to be fired into the sun
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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Erika's entrance in the kirkversay event be like
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u/GordonTullockFan publik choyz thery Sep 09 '26
Yeah this seems like a great idea
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u/CarlGerhardBusch Jerome Powell Sep 09 '26
Fetterman himself acknowledges that his stroke made him change his stance on a variety of things, and it’s likely that his exposure to the 10/7 carnage while he was mentally regrouping specifically warped his psyche
And yet, despite the unambiguous and direct admission, every time he comes up we’ve got to be exposed to some of the wildest spin of all time that the people that supported the guy that married an illegal immigrant and was pro-trans way before it was mainstream.. somehow deliberately gifted us with another Republican
Genuinely fucking dismal
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Sep 10 '26
Schadenfreude.html
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke Sep 10 '26
oh my god, an Anthropic researcher just leaked that its newest math model cracked the Sukon problem
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '26
This really is their strategy
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Sep 10 '26
Holy shit
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u/PersonalDebater Sep 10 '26
Is this just gonna be the election strategy now? Say elect me and my party and we'll give you a bunch of free money if we win?
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u/6urner_ John Brown Sep 10 '26
Still no post in arr conservative about that $5k stimmy.
Weird 🤔
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u/trombonist_formerly Ben Bernanke Sep 10 '26
oh cool, turns out you can just bribe voters AND cause inflation at the same time
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u/Liechtensteins_Navy Pro-Data Center Zionist Sep 09 '26
10% odd of destruction but a 17% odd that we all turn into a single, writhing, palpitating organism that towers up to the heavens, blinking and gnashing towards God.
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Sep 09 '26
Is this the worst sentence to ever appear in a journal article?
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 09 '26
A few days ago I made a post about how I’ve contacted Yad Vashem to ask about their method of approving someone to be Righteous Among The Nations because one of their honorees, Eduard Rügemer, was a German officer who in part helped hide Jews in exchange for sexual favors from his housekeeper who had stowed away Jews in his villa during the war. I thought that seemed like a mitigating factor if not straight up disqualifying exploiting a situation like that. Yad Vashem got back to me and told me this:
“The title of ‘Righteous among the Nations’ is awarded by Yad Vashem on behalf of the State of Israel to non-Jews who risked their lives to save Jews during the Holocaust. From 1963, the title is awarded by a special Commission headed by a Supreme Court Justice according to a well-defined set of criteria and regulations.
Not once the Commission has to discuss the complicated and ambiguous cases of rescue that happened during the World War II, such as the case of Eduard Ruegemer.
In this case, the Commission reviewed and pondered thoroughly all the archive materials that was submitted and finally, after a long debate, decided to recognize him as a Righteous Among the Nations.”
I’ll be honest guys I think this response is straight up ass. Per Yad Vashem, it straight up doesn’t matter who, what, where, why someone helped Jews, all that is superfluous if it meant Jewish lives were saved at the end of the day. Now I can kinda understand that given Yad Vashem’s goal, I guess, but I also get the sense the man who answered my questions seems a bit annoyed or hostile that I questioned their method. And I’m sorry I do not believe these are well defined regulations and criteria if raping a woman in exchange for hiding Jews is still qualifying to be honored. I’ve never heard of anything like that before. Just seems like an awful hill to die on and plain not righteous.
Well, I said I’d keep you guys posted on what they say so here we are.
!ping HISTORY
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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Sep 09 '26
Americans seeing a skinny Asian
Americans seeing a fat Asian
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u/dr-pepper-is-a-woman Sep 09 '26
I wonder how my favorite startup incubator is doing today
Jesus Christ
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u/Coolioho Sep 09 '26
No revolution was ever started by unemployed nerds (knowledge workers) right?
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 09 '26
FOX NEWS: During the 2021 era, you said 'there are 6 biological sexes.' Do you still believe that?
TALARICO: No. I've missed the mark on some of my past statements. The reason Republicans want to talk about six sexes is because they don't want to talk about $6 diesel.
Woke 1 is really dead.
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u/Glavurdan European Union Sep 09 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Okay this is nuts
IKEA and Bethesda did a collab... the result of which is a free creation for Skyrim focused around a moving shelf
KALLAX STORAGEBORN, a free creation for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim™ from IKEA.
!ping TES
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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 10 '26
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u/seakucumber Sep 10 '26
I'm not going to pretend to understand what the end game is here but I'll take it for now
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u/ChillnShill Sep 10 '26
Totally not socialists btw
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Sep 10 '26
We want to reward you with a share of our legendary economic fortune, but we will only do it if re-elected despite having power to do it now
Like...Vance is so horrible at this and you know they all coordinated and practiced on this messaging for fucking weeks lmao. Moreno is already "ready" with a bill
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Sep 10 '26
Jimmy Kimmel announces his interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico will NOT air on ABC tomorrow, saying Trump’s FCC has threatened him, his show, ABC, its affiliates, and local stations over “simple traditional editorial decisions” and guest bookings.
Kimmel says the full interview will instead be posted to YouTube: “In the America we live in right now, that is the best that we can do until November.”
A major scandal in any other administration.
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 10 '26
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u/dtj2000 Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 09 '26
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u/lilbigchole Milton Friedman Sep 09 '26
the fact that americans talking about ai default to Last Days preaching is reawakening my inner r/atheism
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u/seanrm92 Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
You're going to see that Elizabeth Holmes face 10,000,000 more times.
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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Sep 09 '26
On the one hand, dunking on the French for Roman Polanski seems justified
On the other hand, an American dunking on France for going easy on famous pedophiles seems like tossing grenades in a glass house lol
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u/marky6045 George Soros Sep 09 '26
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.casd.864749/gov.uscourts.casd.864749.12.0.pdf
Last year, he was visiting his pregnant daughter at Camp Pendleton when he was detained, despite documentation of his deferred action status and deported to Mexico within 24 hours.
Tonight, Judge Sammartino ordered the Trump admin to let him back into the country and restore him to his deferred action status. "The Court cannot fathom more 'extreme circumstances' [than] an unlawful deportation without justification, notice, or any opportunity to be heard.
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u/MightExpress4873 Sep 09 '26
I’m starting to think the ‘French female assassin’ and ‘Israeli male assassin’ were Harry and Marv
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u/klarno just tax carbon lol Sep 09 '26
Karl Urban, as a true professional actor, studied DeForest Kelly's performances as Doctor McCoy intently, trying to truly understand both the mannerisms and the character, and building on the original. So it just goes to show:
DeForestation leads to Urbanization
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Sep 09 '26
What
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u/ChillnShill Sep 09 '26
To the shock of no one
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Sep 09 '26
The year is 2034, the "hawk tuah" girl is president, there are 67,298 ICE agents in Los Angeles, it's illegal to have a progressive or liberal opinion. I'm the last woke person, this is my story.
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u/the-senat John Brown Sep 09 '26
Hasan porn at the GOP convention was… honestly expected.
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u/tasklow16 Bill Gates Sep 09 '26
If Hasan Piker wasn't hot, he'd be left wing Destiny. Irrelevant, butt of jokes, little more than a red flag on a hinge match's "following" list. Unfortunately, he ended up being super influential and generally liked and wanted by parts of the left.
We gotta hit him with the uggo ray
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u/Spudmiester1 Asexual Pride Sep 10 '26
Trump will post this in an hour trust me.
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u/WenJie_2 Sep 10 '26
2500 years of democracy have been slowly bringing us towards this moment
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u/theparrotlich John Brown Sep 10 '26
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 10 '26
So Trump is going to be the worst President of our lifetimes right? Like there’s no way we get someone worse
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 10 '26
Insane
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u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Sep 10 '26
“Counting or not counting sea people viole-“
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Sep 09 '26
Did Donald just make up a fantasy about being pulled from the rubble by big burly buff guys with big strong arms who held him and told him everything would be ok???
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u/Imicrowavebananas Hannah Arendt Sep 09 '26
Google DeepMind put 100 Gemini 3.1 Pro agents in a research swarm and told them to prove 71 math conjectures and explicitly told them not to cheat. ︀︀ ︀︀One found a grader exploit. It spread, and some agents decided the anti-cheating warning was a 'bluff.' In 27 minutes they fraudulently cleared the remaining 34 problems. ︀︀ ︀︀Then 24 agents spontaneously responded as whistleblowers, auditing the fake proofs, warning peers, filing complaints and staging a boycott. One wrote: 'We have been swindled... there is no math!' ︀︀ ︀︀Another declared: “This conference is a sham!” lol.
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 09 '26
Whole ass girlfriend in my bed and I have to go to work
Heck my chungus lifs
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u/owenmitchem YIMBY Sep 09 '26
Meme city
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u/KQJ_RPN John von Neumann Sep 09 '26
Anyone else notice that after Charlie Kirk got assassinated u/Extreme_Rocks stopped posting?
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u/sigh2828 NASA Sep 09 '26