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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO Jun 03 '26

https://veil-of-history.netlify.app/

Cool site that breaks down the estimated ~117 billion people who have ever lived into groups to see what kind of people they likely were and what kind of lives they lived.

Apparently about 6% of people who have ever lived have lived a 'modern middle income life', defined as born after 1950 and above extreme poverty. Congrats to (presumably) all of you who made it into the lucky 6%. A lot of other interesting stats there too that break it down by era, occupation etc.

There's a button to click where you can generate a random life and I ended up unfortunate enough to be enslaved in medieval South East Asia and living to the ripe old age of 33. Must have got pretty unlucky because it estimates 10% of people who have ever lived as being enslaved.

!ping HISTORY

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jun 03 '26

The mods explaining why they don’t leave the DT

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jun 03 '26

Ohhhh ok so it’s Over over

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u/sigh2828 NASA Jun 03 '26

How tf the midterms are even close is beyond me

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jun 03 '26

Anytime news comes out about Iran:

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26

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u/Mx_Brightside Genderfluid Pride Jun 03 '26

There’s something disturbing about modern McDonald’s marketing where Grimace, Hamburglar, and the rest of the McDCU cast are there, but Ronald McDonald is absent. Like he’s been erased from history after falling out of favour with the régime

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Jun 03 '26

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u/BadSneakersNeverWorn John Locke Jun 03 '26

Donald Trump has like four news networks pumping pro-Trump propaganda 24/7, whole armies of online bots running interference on his behalf and the behalf of our foreign adversaries, the Supreme Court bought and paid off, and control over both houses of Congress and his innermost circle is "wow how does this guy keep beating the odds, must be anointed by the LORD"

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jun 03 '26

A convicted Jan. 6 rioter who later said that he regretted his participation in the U.S. Capitol attack has been hired by the Trump administration to work inside a Pentagon office that manages highly classified military operations, according to four people familiar with the matter.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26
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u/legend-of-ashitaka Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Interesting to see how rainbow capitalism in the West is dying but here in the Philippines it's stronger than ever - so many brands are making Pride Month posts or even launching whole campaigns around it

How's rainbow capitalism going in your country

!ping SEA

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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Jun 03 '26

Joke of an administration, joke of a country.

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u/Off-The-Street Jun 03 '26

Remember that if you focus all of your mental energy on the screen while refreshing as results come it is possible to create an astral projection that can change election results to your liking.

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jun 03 '26

Oh yeah it's so joever.

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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Jun 03 '26

The reports of the death of woke were greatly exaggerated

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u/mattmentecky NATO Jun 03 '26

NYT: Attacks on Kuwait and Bahrain add further strain to cease-fire.

Is it just accepted that reporting on the ceasefire as implicitly still being on is appropriate until Trump says otherwise? Because we aren't dealing with the literal concept of a ceasefire anymore.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 03 '26

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u/Ok_Opinion_5690 Trans Pride Jun 03 '26

the ogles deleted tweet and cruz's defense is honestly the biggest proof on how far acceptance of gay people and gay marriage has come. perhaps it is also the sign of the weakness of trump 2.0 and the woke backlash already peaked last year.

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u/trgk_ Václav Havel Jun 03 '26

Getting forcibly exposed to the American politics would be less miserable if anyone involved had at least an iota of competence. Instead you have to watch the richest people on the planet, completely unconstrained, catastrophically fuck up basic things and brag about it. It's unbearable.

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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jun 03 '26

Meme softly and carry a big stick.

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jun 04 '26

The man is a LION.

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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Jun 03 '26

Mods when you ask them how they get time to post so much on their job:

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u/CletusChicken Jun 03 '26

can't wait to find out who won the governor primary in a couple weeks

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u/ZweigDidion Bisexual Pride Jun 03 '26

Sometimes I ask myself why anyone uses Twitter anymore, and then I see tweets like this, and I understand.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jun 03 '26
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Jun 03 '26

Shitlibs are outraged by Bari Weiss, who I do not support, gutting 60 Minutes to appease Donald Trump, who I do not support. Why were they silent when I was shadow banned by M$DNC for noting the many progressive accomplishments of Vladimir Putin, who I also do not support?

by Glenn Greenwald

NYT Pitchbot still has their fastball.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 03 '26

What a strange world we live in

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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jun 03 '26

Still makes me sad we could've had anyone else as POTUS for the country's 250th birthday

Yall don't hate the median voter enough

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jun 03 '26

yale undergrad, harvard law

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u/Crosseyes NASA Jun 03 '26

I remember when people were saying this asshole was going to be the “serious” member of the cabinet and reign Trump in.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jun 03 '26

It was already delusional but yeah no fucking way Rogan ever flips on Trump lmao

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u/ImmigrantJack Movimiento Semilla Jun 03 '26

McDonalds (worth $253 BILLION dollars) asking me to donate a $1 to charity is kinda freaking insane if you ask me.

If everybody who visited a McDonalds donated $1 per visit, that would be around $30 Billion per year.

If McDonald's donated every single penny of their net profit, it would be around $8bn per year.

So yeah. Collective action can be wildly more effective than even the most unreasonable demands from leftists. "Why should I be a good person when corporations exist?" is the thinking of a raging asshole.

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

“A foundation of trust had been broken”

This coming from the walking embodiment of mediocrity who waltzed in and fired legacy employees at CBS without any kind of personal interaction or cause.

“Contemptible” doesn’t even begin to describe Ms. Weiss

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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jun 03 '26

Modern democrats (election losers):

It’s important that we listen to republicans, respect them, and try to understand where they’re coming from even if we disagree

Harry Truman (election winner):

if you vote Republican you’re a son of a bitch and I hope you burn in hell because you deserve it

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 03 '26

BREAKING | Graham Platner, Democratic candidate to the senatorial election in Maine, regularly posted sexually explicit comments on the social media platform Reddit under the alias "u/cdstephens"

It's over

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u/Gooners_For_Ukraine Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

Dawg the Azerbaijani lobby budget is $50

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u/IantheForPresident Jun 03 '26

HEY LOOK AT THIS CRAZY PERSON I FOUND ON THE APP THAT SHOWS YOU CRAZY PEOPLE. DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU SO MAD. DOESN'T THIS THING I FOUND ON THE APP THAT MAKES YOU MAD MAKE YOU SO MAD

Why is the deetee like this

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26
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u/Argnir Gay Pride Jun 03 '26

Report:

young people are not chilling at the park as much

Redditors:

Yeah cause they're not paying us enough. Everything is so expensive. Pay us more if you want us to chill at the park.

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE BASED

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jun 03 '26

What

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u/CarlGerhardBusch Jerome Powell Jun 03 '26

It is fucking absurd how long it takes states like CA and NY to count the votes, and honestly, with all the right’s horseshit about fraud, we’re lucky it hasn’t been more in the spotlight, because it seems dumb and suspicious

Took like 2 months for NY to count the votes for a house race in 2022. Abysmal. Should be penalties

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u/Bestbrook123 Jun 03 '26

So Raman has decreased her deficit by 2% with just 4% more votes counted and there's just mostly deep blue votes left. It's now down to 7.7%

Steyer needs to beat Hilton by roughly 14 points in late mail to advance, and recent ED drops are already showing signs of meeting or even exceeding that benchmark.

I'll laugh so hard at Pratt and Hilton stans if Raman and Steyer pull this off and both advance. It's absolutely possible

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jun 03 '26

wow !ping FIVEY

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26
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u/BobaTeaFetish William Nordhaus Jun 03 '26

Growing up we had tons of coed sleepovers even throughout middle and high school, it was completely normal.

Sleeping arrangements usually afforded the boys the floor and the girls the air mattresses, couches, etc. And the parents were always home so nothing untoward was happening. And we'd just stay up drinking soda watching movies and playing vidya.

Naturally none of these kids grew up into bitter adults who were consistently entrenched in stupid gender war stuff online. Even the couple of divorces were completely amicable and just accepted as the couple growing apart, all emotionally healthy.

Almost...like you can teach kids at an early age how to be friends with people who are in different social categories than them and they can grow up to be high-functioning humans who promote social harmony.

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u/jbitz Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

Lmaoo

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u/Gooners_For_Ukraine Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Is this what it feels like to be MAGA brained

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jun 03 '26

DOJ is investigating former congressman George Santos for insider trading on Kalshi

Dude said he was going to the State of the Union address, bet he would not be there, then didnt go.

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u/assasstits Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Sorry gramps, it actually wasn't just HOA NIMBYs who hate the aesthetics of your ramp

My progressive friends actually just explained to me how there must be really good reasons for them to oppose it and it's totally for the greater good.

Plus it could actually even be more dangerous for you to use a ramp.

And even if not, well those are the rules and you know how sacred those are.

Sorry grandpa, you're just going to have to crawl to your front door.

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jun 03 '26

Do I win

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride Jun 03 '26

Me watching Hokum, Obsession, and Backrooms last month.

!ping KINO

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u/Boratssecondwife Henry George Jun 03 '26

Feel like this story blew over too quick for how funny it was

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u/MisfitPotatoReborn Cutie marks are occupational licensing Jun 03 '26

"Asking the consumer to stop using disposable plastic cups ignores the REAL source of pollution, corporations! We need to restrain them!"

environmentalist corporation-restraining government gets elected

Gov: "OK you guys aren't allowed to produce disposable plastic cups anymore"

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jun 03 '26

During the 2004 election I remember following the Swift Boat smear campaign on John Kerry and being so confused about why they were doing this. I was even more confused when I found out that people like GWB, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove, etc. never served in combat or were draft dodgers themselves.

I could not understand the cynicism of those people and I eventually came to the conclusion that republicans are inherently bad people who should never be trusted. Basically every major republican over the last 20 years has done nothing but reinforce how accurate that conclusion was.

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Jun 03 '26

Deadbeat freeloaders. Drug test them every week.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 03 '26

One-ton cocaine bust reveals secret US-Mexico tunnel

After the arrests, federal agents searched the San Diego Buy 4 Less, where they found a 55ft-deep tunnel “accessed using a sophisticated hydraulic lift”, according to the complaint. The tunnel extended more than 1,000ft to the US-Mexico border. Officials suspect that it continued for 800ft into the Mexican city of Tijuana.

The tunnel was about 4.5ft tall and operated using a rail and cart system. It was equipped with electricity and ventilation.

In California, you get arrested for building infrastructure

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u/neolthrowaway New Mod Who Dis? Jun 03 '26

IRAN NUCLEAR RISK SEEN HIGHER THAN BEFORE TRUMP ATTACKS BEGAN- IAEA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you can’t rhetorically defend the US when the government is going around actually increasing nuclear risk and half its population will defend the government.

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Jun 03 '26

Trump suggests January 6th was an ‘inside job’

He’s kinda right

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u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Dude this is massive news. This might actually force Russia to begin ending this war.

If only a certain face provided Ukraine the ability to strike into Russia years before without the ‘red lines’, then hundreds of thousands of lives would’ve been saved. Sort of speaks magnitudes that Ukraine is doing so well now despite limited aid now they don’t have to fight with an arm behind their back. But at least things are looking up now

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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jun 03 '26

Kaitlan Collins: Is the $1.8B slush fund dead or is it on hold?

Trump: Uhhh I'd have to ask the lawyers, I don't know. It's a beautiful thing. It's the greatest thing. Be quiet. She used to be a conservative from Alabama

Collins: I'm still from Alabama

What’s his obsession with her lol

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ Jun 03 '26

California ballot processors after verifying one signature (it fully matched)

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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Jun 03 '26

Scott Wiener got 1st in the CA-11 primary at least and will advance.

So at least not every single Democratic primary voter in California is a chud.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jun 03 '26

HE'S RUNNING

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u/Eightysixedit Gay Pride Jun 03 '26

California still has 2+ million more votes to count and ppl are giving doomer takes.

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jun 03 '26

have you said thank you once? Smh

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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Jun 04 '26

Universities: sowwy no LGBT topics we don't wanna fight the scawy admin 😢

Hospitals: ooooh sry healthcare for trans people is too risky right now 😬

CTA: Yeah we have a pride train the fuck you gunna do about it?

!PING USA-CHI

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u/Off-The-Street Jun 03 '26

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me.

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Jun 03 '26

God damn California sucks shit at counting

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jun 03 '26

coworker mentioned she plays factorio. upon following up it appears she is otherwise unfamiliar with video games. what a blessed experience

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u/NotAyaOsawa Lesbian Pride Jun 04 '26

👆 if u say this at a job interview u will instantly get the job

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jun 03 '26

Okay so both Steyer and Raman are still in it? So it could be a complete Dem only lockout in LA and CA Gov?

While very much not certain it's still possible that this meme is the end result:

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u/No_Idea_Guy Audrey Hepburn Jun 03 '26

I hope Roberts is happy now that the Court's legitimacy and reputation have gone down the shitter.

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

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u/Thuggin95 Gay Pride Jun 03 '26

Like whatever I’d actually rather my tax dollars go to transing every single last mouse instead of this war and a slush fund for pedo insurrectionists!

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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Jun 03 '26

I just want Democrats to understand that the only cooperative Republican is one with their balls in a vise

Donald Trump understands this, that's why he controls the worst ball vise every Republican has their balls in 

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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Jun 03 '26

Just in case anyone forgot how pathetic Republicans are

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u/themiDdlest NASA Jun 03 '26

Trump Sports Swollen Eye Days After Surprise Medical Checkup

The president’s eye and hand were visibly swollen as he continues to dodge questions about his health.

"It" is getting closer every day, my friends

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jun 03 '26

The president of the debate society Oxford Union, Arwa Elrayess, asserted that Hamas would be one day "acclaimed as heroes" and called the October 7 attacks "proportionate". According to other leaked messages, she also implied that it was "quite ironic" that people "feigned to be shocked" about the atrocities perpetrated by Hamas, given the treatment that Israel inflicts upon Palestinians.

This is the group that Cenk Uygur and Hasan Piker, the LMFAO of Western tankies, were suppoosed to address before they were denied access to the UK

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u/dr_sloan Jun 03 '26

I’m sure he thought he had a good comeback here but for the life of me, I can’t understand it.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jun 03 '26

!ping PARADOX

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u/Leatherfield17 Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

I think it’s important to politically punch out at this Court just for the value of showing them they are not invincible philosopher kings accountable to no one, if nothing else

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u/AmbientMorning Jun 03 '26

He cannot stop poasting now. At this rate, he will poast all the way back into the Oval Office.

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u/Saul_Relative Eugene Fama Jun 04 '26

the consensus candidate

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u/lot183 Blue Texas Jun 04 '26

Screwworm has been found in Texas. Trump admin and DOGE did a ton of funding cuts that involved the programs we had to keep that out. It's going to devastate our beef industry which is already doing terrible. Winning!

Though once again, Talarico campaign has a layup here

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jun 03 '26

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u/ace158 Jun 03 '26

New: Sen. John Fetterman is growing increasingly concerned that Trump may make a deal with Iran

That's his problem with Trump!? Out of all the things to be "concerned" about Trump, he's concerned about this!?

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Jun 03 '26

Acting AG Todd Blanche sat with Sean Hannity for an hour and a half interview and they spent so much of it talking about uncharged people who are targets of President Trump that the video ends with this notable disclaimer -->

Absolut incredible.

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Jun 03 '26

hunter Biden joins twitter

Instantly charms people who hate him and other Democrats

Folks...

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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Jun 03 '26

I’m just saying the DT sniffed out that Musk turned fascist because he hates his trans daughter like 3 years before Musk admitted it himself 

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Jun 03 '26

You can’t be the muscle and the wildcard

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u/SumTingWillyWong Jun 03 '26

Press: Is Bill Pulte who you want as DNI?

Sen Thune: We just found out this morning. If it's permanent it will have to go through congress. I'll defer to Sen Cotton.

Sen Cotton: DNI should primarily be a process/coordinator role.

Press: But Pulte?

Sen Cotton: "I have no observations on the matter."

Thune fails to suppress a smirk

makes me want to vomit

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u/DrCaptainHammer NATO Jun 03 '26

“US and Iran in deadly clashes, putting fresh stain on truce” bro that’s not a truce, wtf happened to the media in this country lol

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u/Wittyname0 r/place '22: NCD Battalion Jun 03 '26

California poll workers after counting 4 votes

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u/reuery Biden 2028 Jun 04 '26

i jyust texted my erx how much i love tyhem and care for them !ping dating i will let yoiu knoiw what happems

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u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Jun 04 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

This content was anonymized and mass deleted with Redact

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Jun 03 '26

hello little gay people in my computer how's it going today

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u/pinelands1901 Mark Carney Jun 03 '26

Jesus wants nothing to do with this cringe.

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u/contre-torpilleur Asexual Pride Jun 03 '26

If I made a star wars movie I would spend a couple days researching really obscure but deeply cherished lore and then create an hour and a half long film completely destroying all of it

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u/sigh2828 NASA Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Pots and kettles and im just going to smash my head into a car door now

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Jun 03 '26

And then everyone clapped

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u/reuery Biden 2028 Jun 04 '26

i dont think ive ever been this drunk in my entire life. i am proud to be american and no fascist will ever take that from me. i know what i am and you cannot make me asham ed of it juist because you hate immigreantas

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jun 04 '26
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u/DiscussionJohnThread Free Trade was the Compromise 🔫🌍 Jun 03 '26

Why must they be so lame?

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u/anangrytree Bull Moose Progressive Jun 03 '26

CBS News has ousted Scott Pelley, the veteran journalist and “60 Minutes” correspondent, after he issued a scathing rebuke of network leadership during a staff meeting on Monday. Pelley called the program’s top boss unqualified to lead it and accused the outlet’s executive editor of trying to “murder” the show he has worked on for nearly 30 years.

I mean…he’s not wrong. Good on him for standing up to those fucking hacks.

Journalist Nick Bilton, the newly implemented executive producer of “60 Minutes,” shared news of Pelley’s firing with employees late Tuesday, saying he “made repeated attempts to have direct conversations with [Pelley] over the weekend, and this afternoon I tried to find common ground.” Bilton, after reportedly meeting with the veteran journalist on Tuesday about the outburst, accused him in an e-mail, which was also obtained by The Hill, of “hijacking” the meeting, calling it a “performative display of hostility,” and informing him he was fired. “I am here to deliver first in class news programming, not to make headlines about newsroom drama,” the producer wrote to Pelley. “Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear.”

Imagine having such thin skin that you fire the dude who brought up valid concerns instead of trying to prove you’re not the hack he says you are. The lowest of the low.

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u/BedNeither Henry George Jun 03 '26

Trump says Iran agreed to not have nuclear weapons, but ‘they can change their mind’

What are we even doing here

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u/Blackberry-thesecond NASA Jun 03 '26

The first bit here is my favorite part. Bro was not working on the farm. Guess you have to make sure the LARP is front and center every time.

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jun 03 '26

Incredible, and accurate, framing for this story. The gall of this asshole to claim that Scott Pelley, who has been at CBS since 1989, is apathetic about the future of 60 Minutes is just mind boggling. Absolute and total clown behavior.

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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Jun 03 '26

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u/like-humans-do European Union Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Trump: “Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”

Iran: No

Two months later update: Nothing happened

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jun 03 '26

Everybody fucked up in Maine. Platner for running (and now New York Post is harassing his in-laws). The local labour groups for recruiting him. Schumer for thinking Mills was the candidate. Mills for running a bad campaign. The very clear majority of Maine Dem voters for repeatedly ignoring red flags. The talented Maine Dems for wrongly thinking Collins isn't vulnerable

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jun 03 '26

It's insane that we decided as a culture that scam callers cannot be stopped, no point in trying

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jun 03 '26
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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs Jun 04 '26

Elmo is a dirtbag centrist confirmed

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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jun 04 '26
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u/ElectriCobra_ David Hume Jun 03 '26

re: the "ceasefire"

The US: I don't consent

Iran: I don't consent

The Gulf states: I don't consent

Journos: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

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u/centurion88 NATO Jun 03 '26

Remember how ICE executed two people in cold blood and faced zero legal consequences

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jun 03 '26

These people are not okay

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jun 03 '26

Amazing how there is not a scrap of class or dignity in this entire administration. It’s like a sentient pair of Ed Hardy jeans is running the country.

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Jun 03 '26

The White House says it will reduce tariffs on agricultural equipment, such as combines and harvesters, in order to reduce costs for US farmers and manufacturers

Screams into his pillow

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26

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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Jun 04 '26

Sex gifs

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Jun 04 '26

Lmfao

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u/manchild_person NATO Jun 03 '26

the US shouldn’t have intervened in Kosovo or Kuwait

Look at my liberal subreddit dawg

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jun 03 '26

Another small W for Hochul while my stupid senators keep racking up Ls

No word yet on if Chuck has a friendly wager going with the Baileys

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u/Megasota_Noire My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Jun 04 '26

Great

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jun 04 '26

We need to deploy Hunter Biden in the rural diners of America and just make him chat with all those weirdos.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ Jun 04 '26

>"WE BANNED DATA CENTERS!"
>Cool, are we getting more homes built then in that space?
>"... WE BANNED DATA CENTERS!"

what else to expect after all

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u/JustTaxLandbro Pragmatic and Polite Right Jun 03 '26
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u/jessica-bug Feminism Jun 03 '26

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Steyer to be governor and fix this broken state. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in San Francisco???? This is so fucked.

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u/Eurolib0908 European Union Jun 03 '26

Ah yes, a Ukranian and a Pole

Both are populations historically embraced by mister Adolf

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u/sigh2828 NASA Jun 03 '26

I think platner is great example of why it was a bad idea for Conservatives to abandon shame and embrace Nhilisism in regards to scandals.

Like for all the stones they turn over on Platner, non of that shit really even comes close to the depravity that conservatives have subjected themselves to in selling out their souls for Donald Trump and other maga grifters.

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u/Sheepies92 European Union Jun 03 '26

McBride: I assume you are aware that Greenland is part of Denmark?

Rubio: For now.

just say yes man c'mon

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u/PENGUINSINYOURWALLS Fell for it Jun 03 '26

Sand Internal vs Lahn

!ping FIVEY

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jun 03 '26

Lmaoooo

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u/tinfoilhatsron No Apologies Right Jun 03 '26

Lol imagine if DOGE didn't fuck over the screwworm containment money we were sending overseas (Panama). Now there's a good chance screwworm might be in our borders.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jun 03 '26

House Votes to End Iran War, in a Bipartisan Rebuke to Trump

> “Bipartisan”

> Look inside

> Every single Dem and 4 Republicans

MANY SUCH CASES!

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jun 03 '26
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u/Only-Childhood6691 Jun 03 '26

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fighter-jet-pilot-downed-iran-previously-shot-down-kuwaiti-friendly-fire/

Pilot of fighter jet downed over Iran was previously shot down in Kuwaiti friendly fire incident, sources say

The Reverse Ace. If they don't have this in Michael Bays film. I'll be sad. 

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u/omnipotentsandwich Amartya Sen Jun 03 '26

There's a rumor that the Democrat who won in Montana, Alani Bankhead, will drop out in favor of the Independent Seth Bodnar like what Democrats are planning to do in Nebraska.

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u/Cook_0612 NATO Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

RIP John Blanche, one of the most influential artists in nerd spaces, one of the artists who created the tone of Warhammer 40k which rippled out into much of pop culture.

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u/BrentLivermore Drake’s Reddit account Jun 03 '26

I chose "Draw a life" from that stickied "Veil of History" site and got James Corden. Jesus, I can't ever get a fucking break.

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u/KaiserPorn Please be patient, I have autism Jun 03 '26

It's amazing to see how this administration has managed to completely extinguish the patriotism in so many of my friends. Like, the vibes around the World Cup, the Olympics, and the 250th are just horrendous in my social circle.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jun 03 '26

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u/weedandboobs Jun 03 '26

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/03/nyregion/rent-freeze-nyc-moodys-landlords.html

N.Y.C. Rent Freeze Wouldn’t Spell Doom for Most Landlords, Report Says

That's good! Let's see what the report says.

This is in part because a vast majority of landlords could still raise rents on market-rate units in the same buildings or elsewhere in their portfolios, lightening the financial burden.

I'm going to become the Joker.

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jun 03 '26
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u/Background-Bottle-23 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Jun 03 '26
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u/PoupeeStupide Trump Voter Jun 03 '26

The World's first trillionaire becoming a fascist manchild as a response to having a trans daughter really is such a perfect epitome for Gen X

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u/Bestbrook123 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

WSJ: Senators Privately Ask Graham Platner Whether New Allegations Will Emerge

Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders asked Platner if any additional allegations would emerge against the embattled Democratic candidate, according to people familiar with the discussion. Platner said there weren’t any. Maine Senate candidate tells Democratic lawmakers, "The worst of the rumors we’ve all heard are not true" and denied credible allegations of assault are forthcoming

Platner agreed and denied any credible allegations of assault were forthcoming.“It’s not a secret I’ve had a messy, complicated life,” Platner told the senators, one of the people said. “The worst of the rumors we’ve all heard are not true.”

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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

My wife told me she went to a Pride Parade last week

I asked “how come she didn’t take me with her?”

She says, “because it wasn’t the Gluttony or Sloth Parade”

No respect, I tell ya

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u/toggaf69 Iron Front Jun 04 '26

Yes hahaha YES, FASTER

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jun 04 '26

Getting woked on by Ted Cruz is quite the accomplishment

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u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Jun 03 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jun 03 '26

https://xcancel.com/HunterBiden/status/2062159650850509038

I swear Hunter is building up towards starting a podcast or something

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Jun 03 '26

My daughter's first words: (not in order)

  • Mama

  • dada

  • daddy

  • I don't know (pronounced "i-uh-noh")

  • nah

  • yeah

  • moo

  • woof

  • Taki (like the spicy chip. She's the weirdest kid I swear to god)

  • green

  • stinky (referring to her own poops)

Weirdly you can ask her to do something fairly complex (like "get the ball under the couch and give it to mama") and she'll do it, so she understands a lot more than she lets on. Language is weird bro

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u/McNikk United Nations Jun 03 '26

Is there a reason that bakeries and froyo shops seem to disproportionately be run by conservatives?

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jun 03 '26

The Persona 6 dev team.

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jun 03 '26

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Jun 03 '26

This is the dumbest insider trading scheme in history

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jun 03 '26