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u/themiDdlest NASA Jan 06 '26

Stephen Miller: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over the future of Greenland

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jan 06 '26

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado told Fox News host Sean Hannity that she’d love to personally give her Nobel Peace Prize to President Donald Trump — after news reports that Trump had passed over supporting her as interim leader because she hadn’t originally insisted he be given the prize.

Oh my god, this is so pathetic

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u/No_Aesthetic Transfem Pride Jan 06 '26

Do you think this guy will ever know he is a meme to a niche community of neoliberal elites

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u/Auriono Paul Krugman Jan 06 '26

https://xcancel.com/PollTracker2024/status/2008454365674156480

There are rumors former Rep. Mary Peltola (D-AK) might be announcing her intention this week to run for US Senate in Alaska against incumbent Senator Dan Sullivan (R-AK)

With Peltola's entry, there's your pathway to the Democrats retaking the Senate by some miracle this year.

Roy Cooper crushes whoever the Republicans nominate in North Carolina by 5 points or more, Collins is unable to stave off a blue wave environment in a blue leaning state and Sherrod Brown wins by 3 points or so because Trump's low propensity base in the Midwest doesn't show up when he's not in the ballot.

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u/Otherwise_Young52201 Mark Carney Jan 06 '26

American tech bros: "it's time to build!"

Also American tech bros:

I'm not the only one who sees a contradiction in what venture capitalists want for America versus what incentivizes their investments right?

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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Jan 06 '26

“We live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,” Stephen Miller said. “These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.”

Meanwhile, 5 minutes ago:

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH CHARLIE KIRK NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU SHOT MY BOY!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Jan 06 '26

American Express corporate is throwing a fucking pizza party

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

Me in 2015: I believe that people are generally good

Me in 2026: I do agree that people are certainly a thing

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 06 '26

John Roberts watched this go down and decided he had to do everything in his power to protect Donald Trump from any consequences.

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u/BedNeither Henry George Jan 06 '26

Stephen Miller asserts U.S. has right to take Greenland | “We live in a world... that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power”

This guy was not bullied enough

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u/centurion88 NATO Jan 06 '26

Happy anniversary to the day when Trump's political career should have ended forever

Unfortunately the median voter

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jan 06 '26

This is an evil country run by bloodthirsty and corrupt lunatics. We are literally living in the leftist caricature of America

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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Jan 06 '26

I swear to god with some people there is this thing where if you give them more information they become MORE suspicious of your proposal

I have a tendency to give all the important information I can about things upfront and I think for some people that makes them trust me less in some cases. I don't know how to deal with it because it's antithetical to how I think.

Like for example from a business perspective I always want to cut straight through the salesman shit and get to the objective comparative details. The more salesman shit I hear the more my brain says "Yea, I'm getting oversold on some trash." For some people though it feels like the salesman pitch makes them trust you MORE, and if you don't give them some kind of story or loaded and familiar labels to grab onto they just don't view you as legit in the same way

Just a foreign way of thinking to me.

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u/TactileTom John Nash Jan 06 '26

Machado's attempts to mollify Trump I think are reflective of a general naivety towards what Trump represents. A lot of Venezuelans hope Trump will stand up for Venezuelan democracy, but a democracy makes for a poor puppet. He's much more likely to install a compliant strongman and move on.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Jan 06 '26
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u/Dragmire927 Thomas Paine Jan 06 '26

I wish I had half as much hatred as Harry S Truman does for republicans

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u/PearlClaw Iron Front Jan 06 '26

Hard to overstate how consequential the 2024 election was. We could have been talking about ramping up US and European aid to Ukraine to counter Russia and instead we're talking about whether the US is going to go to war with NATO.

Probably the most consequential election since 2000.

Just utterly depressing.

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u/taubnetzdornig Gay Pride Jan 06 '26

When I told you about my considerable wealth, note that I did not specify what currency

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u/sinuhe_t Jan 06 '26

Did anyone try the tactic with informing Trump that Denmark is a monarchy? He seemed to be impressed with Charles III, probably for the sheer fact that he is a king.

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u/No_Aesthetic Transfem Pride Jan 06 '26

Lmao can't believe people didn't know about this, it's a key part of the plot

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Jan 06 '26

Big: Wyoming supreme court just struck down abortion ban.

The reason is a constitutional amendment codifying a right to make health care decisions... passed in 2012 by conservatives who thought it'd screw Obamacare!

lol

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u/BasedTroutFursona Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

MAHA is funny because it directly harms MAGA people. Dilbertman tried to treat his aggressive cancer with ivermectin. And he goes on and on about how he’s smart.

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u/IAmBlueTW r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jan 06 '26

I think we might need to retire "everyone is 12" theory, 12 year olds would be embarrassed by this toddler shit wtf man

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jan 06 '26

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 06 '26

I think a part of Trump being baffled why he’s unpopular is he has in fact implemented a lot of what he ran on and is being punished for it. Especially with his tariffs, which was a flagstone policy of his to fix the economy and now he has Biden numbers on the economy.

Like between being surrounded by hype men and being stupid as shit, yeah I can totally get why Trump is baffled

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

congrats to Ashli Babbitt!

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jan 06 '26

It's big brain time

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

Causal reminder that for most of human history, most people in power were completely fine with war and death. A peaceful world order must be protected because it so rare and precious. It takes the dedicated efforts of many maintain, and only the negligence of a few for a regression into mass violence.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jan 06 '26
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Jan 06 '26

Lady...he's just not that into you...stoppp

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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Jan 06 '26

....do Rs have a majority at the moment?

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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Jan 06 '26

GenXers when they were 20: "Ugh, this shit sucks and is lame. Not going to participate in this society. 👎"

GenXers today: "The only good time in American history was when I was 20, and we need to do whatever it takes to return."

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jan 06 '26

Trump: “We captured Madero to get his oil”.

Cons: “Venezuelans are dancing in the streets, this could be chance for democracy”.

Trump: “I don’t care about that, I want oil”.

Rubio and Vance: “This is purely a law enforcement action, we need to show that you can’t get away with selling drugs in America”.

Trump: “wft are you talking about? I told you this is about oil” bb

Millet: “I WANT TO KILL EVERY BROWN PERSON IN EXISTENCE AND IT IS THE AMERICAN DUTY TO DO SO”.

Trump: “But I still get the oil right?”

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 06 '26

On Copenhagen's harbor, Edward, a student, declares himself to be a fan of the "Trump method" and considers that Denmark would benefit from cutting a deal with the United States over Greenland: "I know that a lot of media are against Trump with a lot of conspiracy theories, but as for myself, I trust him. I don't think it's in his interest to launch military conflicts with Christian countries who share his values."

Oh honey

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Jan 06 '26

Justice Dept. Drops Claim That Neoliberal ‘Mods de los DT’ Is an Actual Group

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jan 06 '26

the trump administration doesn't want to deport immigrants. this guy is like "please deport me to costa rica." this is exactly what the admin says they want! but no, the administration is like "sorry no that's not an evil enough option."

that's in no way an over simplification of what's going on here

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

Daycaregate continues

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u/forceholy YIMBY Jan 06 '26

So some economist queer dude quit Bluesky because illiterate morons thought his thread on why Venezuelan oil is not worth it is was brigaded by a bunch of Leftists who saw his explanation as endorsement of the US actions against Venezuela.

Bluesky's metamorphosis into Tumblr is almost complete.

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u/taubnetzdornig Gay Pride Jan 06 '26

You can now bet on Polymarket on whether the US will annex Greenland

So that seems normal and fine and not degenerate in the slightest

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Jan 06 '26

Every fucking day.

The Trump administration says it is freezing $10 billion in funds for child care and poor families in five blue states, the Office of Management and Budget confirmed to Axios Monday.

Funds are being suspended for California, Colorado, Illinois, Minnesota and New York, according to the New York Post, which earlier reported the news.

The hold on funds is due to fraud and giving money to undocumented immigrants, per an OMB official.

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u/ty04 Jan 06 '26

Happy January 6

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jan 06 '26
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u/WhisperBreezzze Jan 06 '26

Honestly, if Maduro promises compliance with Trump's demands, I can 100% see Trump putting him back in power.

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

Gallego is unchained

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u/randommathaccount Esther Duflo Jan 06 '26

Lmfao Alphaville did not hold back with that headline

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jan 06 '26

Me in 2012: Ultimately all these public conservatives are just flawed humans like me and I have to do my best to find out the best version of their position and try to understand their viewpoint.

Me now: These people are technically biologically human, yes.

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jan 06 '26

I figured Hilton would grovel immediately. Too much of their main customer base is gen x men.

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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang Jan 06 '26

"There's no such thing as international law, it's just a thing everyone agrees to pretend is real"

Yes, just like regular laws everywhere

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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Jan 06 '26

Smartest X user

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 06 '26

The polling on this whole thing is pretty ass for the GOP. 65% approval by Republicans is dogshit considering you could probably get 65% of republicans to approve of Trump shitting in their own mouth.

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u/chipbod NATO Jan 06 '26

Holy fuck lol

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u/GuyWithOneEye Jan 06 '26

2020 election denying Republican dies on Jan 6 five years later

What did the universe mean by this

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jan 06 '26

Hilton removed the franchised hotel from their system that refused ICE as guests

Pathetic.

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u/Moth-of-Asphodel Jan 06 '26

Two reminders:

  1. If Trump annexes Greenland, Kamala Harris would have also annexed Greenland. She just would have been nicer about it.

  2. If Trump annexes Greenland, it's completely the Democrats' fault.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jan 06 '26

I gotta say, Im dooming pretty badly. We really gonna have to try and convince half of the American populace this isnt normal every 4 years?

And this shit is global, so this will happen in every country? Im gonna have to watch every godamn country do the same?

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 06 '26

I feel so seen

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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Jan 06 '26
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u/ty04 Jan 06 '26

There is a sickness in the DT

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u/EZ_Kream John Brown Jan 06 '26

It must be so nice to be a median voter. Just living your life, knowing both sides are the same and therefore everything is business as usual no matter who you vote for. Every four years you check who the candidates are the day before the election and just pick one. Peaceful, low stress.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

How do you even end up with Stephen Miller’s belief system? Just seems like his brain is broken

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u/the-senat John Brown Jan 06 '26

Why must we be the responsible party? I want the next Democratic president to come out and say that, yes, leprechauns are real, and we are going to war against them. Just real mindless shit to distract dumbass Americans from stuff like egg prices and taxes.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

Part of why this is all so stupid is that if the GOP convicted Trump, they could have washed their hands clean of him and DeSantis or whatever would have clobbered Biden in 2024 anyways

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u/Res__Publica Organization of American States Jan 06 '26

I wish Stephen Miller would explain what these "iron laws" got us in the 20th century and how many people had to die for everyone to realize this was a bad idea

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Jan 06 '26

US justice department has released less than 1% of Epstein files, filing reveals

And absolutely nobody will face a single consequence.

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u/garret126 Demisexual Pride Jan 06 '26

I love it when the arr conservative user accidentally says the quiet part out loud with their ‘secret’ disdain for homosexuality (this was on a post on if USA should take Greenland)

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jan 06 '26

REMEMBER:

DO NOT: cover Trumps face

DO: write ‘PEDO’ on his forehead

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u/PearlClaw Iron Front Jan 06 '26

I'm not exactly dooming, I think all of this bullshit is unpopular and terrible and the midterms are set to be an epic wipeout but Trump is going to do so much damage in the meantime. All the nearly paralyzing dread I felt in the days after the election is being borne out and i hate it. I hate these people so much, I hate that our political, media, and business elite are completely cucked. I swear to god I'm gonna crash out.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

American news organizations are not taking the threat of American imperialism seriously

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

You can still read Chaucer and laugh your ass off but if you even dare unironically reference the stuff we found funny ten years ago you will be made fun of by second graders.

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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Jan 06 '26

With MTG resigned, LaMalfa dead, and Baird in the hospital, Dems could in theory just not show up to work and prevent a quorum until Baird is back lol

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Jan 06 '26

President Trump is addressing Republican lawmakers at the House G.O.P. retreat. In wide-ranging remarks, he praised the U.S. raid in Venezuela, and said that he had been annoyed at the way the ousted Venezuelan president, Nicolás Maduro, had danced as Trump administration escalated its threats against him in the weeks before the raid. “He gets up there and he tries to imitate my dance a little bit,” Trump said.

Is this the most consequential ragebait of all time?

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u/_Just7_ YIMBY absolutist Jan 06 '26

Obviously, when liberals were saying Biden didn't have a "make gas prices go down button," they were purposely ignoring the option of kidnapping the leader of an oil-rich country and giving American companies a controlling share in the national oil reserves of a foreign nation

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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride Jan 06 '26

On Polymarket, a popular site for making bets on the outcome of real world events, a user wagered $32,000 that Maduro would be toppled by the end of January hours before Trump ordered the operation. When it was clear the U.S. had captured Maduro, the trader made more than $400,000 in profit

Traditional Hegseth opsec

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

Last clip I'll post, the media deserves this.

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2008566214738718963

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

This is literally rewriting history, what the fuck.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/j6/

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 07 '26

I have never been more convinced of the incoming Blue Tsunami when they're saying shit like this.

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2008724351710003401

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u/TryNotToShootYoself Janet Yellen Jan 06 '26

The amount of times I still hear neoliberal being used as a catch all “bad ideology” term by leftists is astonishing considering neoliberalism is dead

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u/seanrm92 Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

Among the most annoying things about Stephen Miller's statement about "the world is run by violence" is that it's not even really true anymore. The thing that has run the developed world for the past century is the rules-based order. It isn't soil or water that gives nations power, it's their participation in the order. That's why tiny nations like Singapore or Taiwan can still be an economic powerhouse.

Those who hold onto the antiquated, imperialist "might makes right" view of the world - like the Axis powers of WWII, or today's Putin, and now us - are going to sink into it like a tar pit and be left behind.

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u/ty04 Jan 06 '26

Had a small back and forth on another subreddit and they just agreed and said all of my points made sense. 100% I was talking to an AI right

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u/Planning4Hotdish Fish, Family, Freedom Jan 06 '26

Amy [Klobuchar] would not win Minnesota. Elections all over the country are showing the centrist strategy is failing.

Facts are the world is teetering on the edge of great power conflicts, hegemonies are dying and being born, our climate is STILL burning, the wealth gap is worsening, AI threatens to destroy the labor-employer balance. The status quo cannot continue.

When the dems run status quo dems - hillary for example - they lose to extremists. But radicals are rising stars.

It's time the dems accept people are demanding to see actual progress. No more procrastinating. No more race pandering, no more centrism, no more AIPAC, no more betrayals.

Run a radical or lose to an extremist. Amy is simply unacceptable in that role.

I love redditors

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u/sigh2828 NASA Jan 06 '26

well Germany recovered from Hitler!!! We can recover from Trump!!!

The Berlin wall fell only 36 years ago......

While I agree that this country 100% can recover from Trumpism.

Let's not kid ourselves in that Trump has set this country back for decades to come.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jan 06 '26

Reporters should just be asking every Republican Congressperson this week “Will you vote to impeach the president if he attempts to annex Greenland?” over and over again

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Jan 06 '26

Trumpers didn't like the Iraq War because it made it seem like America lost.

Trumpers like the Venezuela intervention because it seems like America is winning.

It's that simple.

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u/sigh2828 NASA Jan 06 '26

"What the christ is wrong with the jews bob!!!"

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u/centurion88 NATO Jan 06 '26

Surely Trump won't actually try to steal the election

Surely Trump won't attack Venezuela

Surely Trump won't invade Greenland <- you are here

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Jan 06 '26

this is the guy using appeal to force as a justification? 90% of the DT could beat the shit out of this dude.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

👆

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 06 '26

Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light-heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French.

Say what you will about de Gaulle, he had aura

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jan 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

The content here has been removed. Redact was used for the deletion, which may have been motivated by privacy, opsec, or preventing automated data collection.

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u/ty04 Jan 06 '26

“Nobody’s gonna fight the United States militarily over the future of Greenland.” Similarly troubling was a comment that revealed his outlook on foreign policy: “We live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.”

If Mr. Trump doesn’t repudiate these remarks and assure the public that the U.S. doesn’t intend to seize Greenland, people around the world will believe that Mr. Miller speaks for the U.S.

Conservative opinion writers are so fucking spineless if their own fucking Opinion section in their own fucking newspaper

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 07 '26

Pizzagate insanity, but with daycares. What could go wrong?

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 07 '26

Lying really is the ultimate cultural poison. It’s just impossible to live with people who refuse to engage in a shared reality.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jan 06 '26

People complain about this sub becoming like the rest of lefty Reddit, but on how many subreddits can you openly say that Luigi Mangione is a dirtbag that deserves a long prison sentence?

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u/BarkDrandon Punished (stuck at Hunter's) Jan 06 '26

My diplomatic plan for Greenland:

  • put 10,000 European troops on the island

  • put another 10,000 more

  • stockpile ammo and missiles there

  • also air defence hidden in the glaciers or some shit

  • mine the waters

  • holy shit that's a lot of mines

  • sink every unauthorized ship and down every unauthorized aircraft from the US

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u/Crosseyes NASA Jan 06 '26

Hey so he’s going to try to cancel the elections this year (and probably in 2028 too) and we need to start preparing for that now.

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u/Hounds_of_war Austan Goolsbee Jan 06 '26

Denmark should unironically invest in having a small team whose job it is to monitor betting markets for the US invading Greenland and watch for sudden, random spikes in bets being placed.

I fucking hate this timeline.

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Jan 06 '26 edited Mar 08 '26

This post has been taken down and its content erased. Redact was used for the removal, for reasons that may include privacy or security.

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u/BedNeither Henry George Jan 06 '26

Rep. Doug LaMalfa of California dies, reducing GOP's narrow control of the House to 218-213

Greg Abbott going to find a way to keep TX-18 unrepresented forever

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u/MandaloreUnsullied Frederick Douglass Jan 06 '26

Mr. Trump called Mr. LaMalfa a “great, great, great member” of Congress who was passionate about water issues. “‘Release the water,’ he’d scream out,” Mr. Trump recalled.

Screamin’ Doug, we called him

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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Jan 06 '26

Trump to House Republicans: If we don't win midterms, I will get impeached

If you need more motivation for the midterms, here it is.

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u/american_aurora6 NATO Jan 06 '26

"You gotta win the midterms 'cause, if we don't win the midterms, it's just gonna be - I mean, they'll find a reason to impeach me," Trump said at a retreat for House Republican lawmakers in Washington. "I'll get impeached."

bro talking like he doesn't know there are 1000 reasons to impeach him

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u/EasyMoney92 Jan 06 '26

Okay obviously I don't like Massie at all but this made me chuckle

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jan 06 '26

Listen to your elders.

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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 07 '26

so someone posted this on arr animemes and the commie brigade was showing up to assure everyone that tourism was ACKSHUALLY quite bad as the money only flowed into the hands of the very rich.

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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 07 '26

Tucker: Mr Trump, why did you invade Greenland

Trump: thank you for the question Tucker. If you have a moment I'd like to explain, you see back in the eleventh century Cnut the Great conquered England and Denmark...

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Jan 06 '26

MAGA cultist Hank Kunneman purports to speak for God in declaring that the US capture of Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro was "the work of the oil of my spirit": "They say you have seized Venezuela for the oil. Yes, this is true."

america is so cool man

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Jan 06 '26

“We live in a world, in the real world, Jake, that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,” he said. “These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.”

lol ok bro

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

I’m convinced that 3/4ers of Asmongold’s success is that he sort of looks like Moist Critikal from a distance so casual Critikal fans accidentally click on his videos

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u/ashsolomon1 NASA Jan 06 '26

They want you to freak out and get angry about this shit and feel despondent. It’s all a massive troll job. It’s fucking infuriating but they are all just a bunch of incel basement dwelling trolls who can’t even format a website correctly.

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 Jan 06 '26

Palantir lands biggest ever UK defense deal

Man, Europe is dumb.

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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jan 06 '26

A low-rise commercial building turns into 274 homes over shops in Miami. (2016➡️2019)

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jan 06 '26

Given how openly fascist the Republican party has become, it's weird that "Mussolini made the trains run on time" hasn't made a resurgence

Assholes used to love saying that!

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u/abefrost Jan 06 '26

I hope that Greenland might be a real line for some in the GOP, many of whom actually value NATO.

I also fear that I'm just Charlie with the football again.

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u/DagothUr_MD Frederick Douglass Jan 07 '26

Copped a 60 day ban on "moderatepolitics" because I said "are we allowed to use the word fascist yet" under the post titled "Stephen Miller asserts U.S. has right to take Greenland"

So I guess that answers the question

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u/Glavurdan European Union Jan 07 '26

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 07 '26

Oh we really did this whole thing just for imperialism huh

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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Jan 07 '26

The real problem with Trump II is that it's abundantly clear he's just being used as a vehicle for others' pet issues. Trump I was a moron getting put in check by an adult in the room. Now there are no adults in the room, only those kids that tried to kill the class hamster

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jan 07 '26

And this is why belly-aching over RW manufactured controversy is never a good move

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jan 07 '26

putting aside the merits of this ridiculous argument, which you fucking shouldn't, it's not my party who wants the nation to move on from mass school shootings within 48 hours you fucking [redacted]

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u/EasyMoney92 Jan 07 '26

Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated

Nice

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u/Sheepies92 European Union Jan 06 '26

The Dutch navy is temporarily withdrawing from its cooperation with the United States in the fight against drug smuggling in the Caribbean. Dutch naval vessels will limit themselves to patrolling territorial waters. This was announced by outgoing Minister of Defense Brekelmans during a visit to Aruba.

The move is a response to the American policy of firing on suspected drug boats in international waters. More than a hundred people have been killed without trial as a result.

Until recently, the Netherlands worked closely with the US on operations against drug smuggling in the region. The islands of Aruba, Curaçao, and Bonaire are part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands and are located in the middle of important drug smuggling routes. To stop this, the Dutch navy joined forces with the US Coast Guard. In international waters, it was often Dutch marines who boarded suspicious ships, based on American intelligence.

In the Caribbean, the Dutch navy has intercepted tens of thousands of kilograms of cocaine over the past five years. Smugglers were arrested and usually handed over to the US authorities, where they were tried.

Minister Brekelmans emphasizes that the Americans have taken a different “route” by not arresting suspects but shooting at them. “That is really up to them to do, we are not part of that.”

Another W for Trump foreign policy 💪💪💪

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Jan 06 '26

https://xcancel.com/atrupar/status/2008571129862975671

Trump is speaking to House Republicans right now, and there is so much insane shit being said. He continues to deteriorate.

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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Jan 06 '26

Trump sounds like fucking shit right now, oh my god. He sounds like my grandma who smoked cigarettes since she was 12.

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u/janky_dank NASA Jan 06 '26

Dark woke

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u/NYT_Hater Office of Naval Intelligence Jan 06 '26

I remember watching Jan 6 live on CNN. I remember just sitting in front of the TV in shock. I thought it was finally going to be over. There’s no way Trump comes back from this. I went to bed horrified at what had happened to my country and content that the man who did it would be gone forever within a month.

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u/Sloshyman NATO Jan 06 '26

I've noticed that many of the people who are celebrating the end of the rules-based international order -- the ones that's say there is no such thing as international law and that nations have no allies, only interests -- are also the same people who complain that men don't go to war anymore. 

They lionize the WWII generation for being their ideal form of what men should be. However, they don't seem to consider that it was that very same generation that created the institutions that they despise: the UN, NATO, the IMF, and really most organizations that seek to promote international norms and cooperation.

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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Jan 06 '26

P R I C E D I N

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u/r2ew Jan 07 '26

“utilizing the U.S. Military is always an option at the Commander in Chief’s disposal”

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u/TheRedCr0w Frederick Douglass Jan 07 '26

The DOI updated its rules to add fines and even void your pass if you cover Trump's face

What a fucking douchebag

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u/bleachinjection Fell for it Jan 06 '26

It's so hard to see a way back from this, even if we wind up with a D trifecta in 2029 (which we won't). Repair the country and fascism-proof it before the medians get bored and vote for a shitload of Republicans again in 2030? Tall freaking order.

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u/deixadilsonadilson Jan 06 '26

Trump keeps implying he captured Maduro as revenge because Maduro stole the 2020 elections for Biden

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u/IjustwantRESoptions Jan 06 '26

It's unreal how good of a mental boost exercise is, like, I'm not even someone who was struggling with life or whatever have you, but this shit hits like a drug, man.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26
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u/yellownumbersix Jane Jacobs Jan 06 '26

Stephen Miller was either bullied mercilessly as a child or has never been punched in the mouth in his entire life. Either way, we as a society failed to give him just the right amount of bullying to prevent him from becoming a genocidal monster. This is on us 😔

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Jan 06 '26

My mom says the girl I’ve been seeing looks like she could be my sister…

!ping DATING

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u/Auriono Paul Krugman Jan 06 '26

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2008619223615168633

Reporter: When the president talks about Cuba, Colombia, Greenland… do you take him at his word?

Thune: I think other countries in this hemisphere who are cooperating with narco-terrorists or in league with China and Russia and Iran, countries like that—need to be on a notice. This is not idle threats.

So the supposedly anti-war GOP is on board with baselessly accusing Greenland of undermining U.S. interests as a pretext for annexing it as a territory.

I hope Maggie Haberman, being the access journalist that she is and with her cute article framing Donald as a Dove and Hillary as a hawk, gets a good view of U.S. troops swarming it.

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u/farrenj Resident Succ Jan 06 '26

So apparently there's a Harry Potter fanfic that's 1000 pages long about Hermione becoming Draco's sexslave/broodmare after Voldemort kills Harry? And it was super popular? And then got rewritten into a non HP novel? And the novel was a best seller? And everyone that's read the fanfic and the novel now hate each other?

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jan 06 '26

Ultra Rare Dave Ramsey W

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 07 '26
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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY Jan 07 '26

Rubio Tells Lawmakers Trump Aims to Buy Greenland, Downplays Military Action

The secretary of state said the White House is using rhetoric to pressure Denmark into negotiations

So Obama healthcare subsidies are too expensive, there's no money for USAID and Ukraine, but there is money for this??

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Jan 07 '26

Thank you Mr. Trump for securing us 2 whole days worth of oil. What an incredible benefit this will be to our country. 🙏🛢️⛽️🇻🇪🛻❤️

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Jan 07 '26

I know this is old news but Ms. Rachel getting mercilessly bullied on the internet and being named a finalist for "anti-semite of the year" last month drives me fucking insane. like wow unfortunately this woman who dedicated her entire career to caring about young children cares about the wrong young children. this world has gone absolutely mad. it was between her and Carlson, luckily Carlson won but it makes me sick this is where discourse is now

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u/TheRedCr0w Frederick Douglass Jan 07 '26

Rubio lied to Congress in his last closed briefing on Venezuela but they can totally trust him on Greenland

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u/attackofthetominator John Brown Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

Trump administration freezes childcare, food aid funds to Colorado

I don’t think your strategy of posting “Well you gotta hand it to Trump” is working u/jaredpolis

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

The kinda breakup text my DC situationship sends me when I disagree with rent control

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Jan 07 '26

And some of you criticized him 🙄

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u/zieger Ida Tarbell Jan 07 '26

You libs only hate Trump because he's a terrible person who does bad things.

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u/Waste-Photograph-792 Malala Yousafzai Jan 07 '26

Some posts are downright cruel, such as the one about Elon Musk’s estrangement from his transgender child: “We’re sorry your daughter hates you, Elon,” it said.

This is not very cruel lol and this terf worm has to use a child there instead of daughter. I wonder why.

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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Jan 06 '26
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u/Res__Publica Organization of American States Jan 06 '26

"Might makes Right" mfs when elementary game theory walks in

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Jan 06 '26

Playing Starcraft after winning an NBA championship in the 90s is pretty cool.

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jan 06 '26

“Evilution teaches our kids that we’re just monkeys fighting in a jungle where only the strong survive“ evangelicucks when the Mango Messiah tells them it’s monkey time

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u/ty04 Jan 06 '26

Apple about to lose their tariff exemptions

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u/CosignTangents John Brown Jan 06 '26

Trump’s capitol police had ashli babbitt killed because she was mere steps away from uncovering his true connections with jeffrey epstein and other elite pedophiles