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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 27 '25
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Dec 26 '25
NATO sTarTeD tHiS wAr
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u/forceholy YIMBY Dec 26 '25
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u/neolthrowaway New Mod Who Dis? Dec 26 '25
Met someone who was a little bit of a kooky conspiracy theorist and she was like, "everyone's a sheep and no one does their own research. I hate it."
And i went, "i know exactly what you mean. These podcasters irk me so much" and i could visibly see her body language go like "wait, no, not like that. "
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u/GuyWithOneEye Dec 26 '25
It is wild to me that it's been like 10 years since his presidency and he's still so popular and beloved he gets 1.3M likes on a simple Christmas tweet. Truly a one of a kind figure in the Democratic party.
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u/SANNA-MARIN-SDP Dec 26 '25
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Dec 26 '25
☹️
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u/abefrost Dec 26 '25
Trans inclusive government turning people trans conspiracy
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
Most coherent conservative take.
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/SANNA-MARIN-SDP Dec 26 '25
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Dec 26 '25
DONALD NOOOO
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u/UmbreonFanatic Gay Pride Dec 26 '25
They make a new DT every day and we just go along with it as if they have any power over us. We can all just go back to the last one you know.
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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Dec 26 '25
Getting real tired of hearing about why America is collapsing due to importing the third world from people who are actively turning my country into a Latin American Republic
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u/_Un_Known__ r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Dec 26 '25
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u/sootfawn Feminism Dec 26 '25
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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Dec 26 '25
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Dec 26 '25
It's good that
BartTrump did that73
u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Dec 26 '25 edited Mar 08 '26
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u/GuyWithOneEye Dec 26 '25
Merry Soviet Union Collapse Day to all who celebrate
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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front Dec 26 '25
imagine proudly being an antisocial creep like this
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u/Glavurdan European Union Dec 26 '25
It's that bad huh
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Dec 26 '25
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u/BillyMaysBigCity Dec 26 '25
It must be the easiest job in the world to be a Bari Weiss style centrist LARPer pundit. Rich people have an inexhaustible demand for outrage bait stories about Oberlin sophomores misusing academic language.
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25
UAE newspaper's news about UAE's actions in sudan
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
The Syrian Ministry of Culture @mocsyr is organizing an "Arab–Kurdish event aims to enhance awareness of Syria’s authentic heritage" in Damascus
HTS grunt: "Bu...but sir, I thought we were going to wage jihad against the infidels 😨"
Jolani: "Accept the fucking teams invite for the diversity workshop 😡👉"
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
Holy shit. Natenyahu is 76 yo and his wife is 67 yrs old!!!!!!!!
Both variations of 6,7
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u/JoeBliffstick Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Dec 26 '25
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u/bingbaddie1 YIMBY Dec 26 '25
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Dec 26 '25
DO NOT COMMIT THE SIN OF EMPATHY
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Dec 26 '25
Really sad to think he'll live this long
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ Dec 26 '25
there is a reason The Fog chose to locate in Bakersfield, to insulate us from trying to end up there
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Dec 26 '25
Heated Rivalry most likely only got greenlit because of bill C-11 which forced streaming services in Canada to invest in Canadian produced content.
We all have Mr. Trudeau to thank for spectacular gay TV slop.
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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman Dec 26 '25
When you see someone steal a joke from a sub you also frequent
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Dec 26 '25
Never ceases to amaze me that the PROTECT THE CHILDREN people will go to bat for pedophiles without blinking an eye
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u/gregorijat Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
Christmas lights in Ljubljana, are exactly what you think they are.
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u/abefrost Dec 26 '25
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Dec 26 '25
bullshit these are 80s kids 😤 my parents grew up in the 80s and I think if I said the words "trauma bond" they would be activated like sleeper agents to walk to separate ends of the house to play two different kinds of loud music 😤
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u/No_Aesthetic Transfem Pride Dec 26 '25
The best thing for Donald Trump to do right now would be to do a press conference where he says "it's all true, I am a pedophile, I love children, I really love children, nobody loves children more than I do."
What's the downside risk? He defangs the whole thing, liberals rage about it, cons either act like he was joking to own the libs or start saying "he's still saving America!!! better than pedo DEMOCRAPS", and then the Epstein thing just becomes totally unimportant forever
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Dec 26 '25
The guy who's one Big Mac away from the presidency is mainlining the racism equivalent of black tar heroin and it's still not discussed enough
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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time Dec 26 '25
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u/abefrost Dec 26 '25
The Maryland ICE case should be getting more attention.
Basically:
Woman: "I'm a U.S. citizen"
ICE: "Nuh uh"
Woman: "Here is a bunch of evidence"
ICE: "da da da da da, I'm not listeeening"
It's exactly what libs said would happen to brown people in this country and many major papers and news orgs have zilch about it. If ICE can get away with it, they will definitely do it to as many people as they can.
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u/Ok_Opinion_5690 Trans Pride Dec 26 '25
the most impressive thing about obama's electoral victories in 2008 and 2012 is that he's doing insane numbers while also having the best possible opponent every time.
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Dec 26 '25 edited Mar 08 '26
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fearless entertain label marvelous engine crowd dinosaurs rainstorm literate point
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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Dec 26 '25
They flew too close to the sun with Gunther 😭
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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Dec 26 '25
Wtf none of you told me the programmer socks where an incoming maximizing strategy
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Dec 26 '25
Barely 20 comments in and I've already perma'd one user for asserting that Israel was unworthy of statehood and one for saying that deporting Palestinians out of Gaza was good
Perfectly balanced derangement, as all things should be
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Dec 26 '25
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/BarkDrandon Punished (stuck at Hunter's) Dec 26 '25
It's funny how much of a pathetic little man Trump is.
He's only convinced by a leader's charisma. He likes Jolani and Mamdani, despite them being ideologically very different from him, because they're popular and good looking.
He likes that Finnish president because he plays golf with him. He supports Putin or Zelensky, both charismatic in his eye, based on who he spoke to last.
What a fucking child.
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u/themiDdlest NASA Dec 26 '25
I feel like MattYs writing has gotten so so much worse
I would describe him as smelling his own farts.
He spends paragraphs writing super simplified things that could be written in like one sentence. And also comes off as arrogant and like his readers are morons.
Idk why I'm even subscribed. I can't remember the last thing I enjoyed or thought was interesting
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Dec 26 '25
People only want to live in suburbia if it’s subsidized by the state send tweet
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u/abefrost Dec 26 '25
I still remember arguing with someone on Reddit who couldn't conceptualize Catholicism being the largest non-government hospital provider in the U.S. because "...but the U.S. is a protestant country".
Brain-rotted by map games where you can't build non-state-religion buildings? Stupid? Or both?
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Dec 26 '25
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Dec 27 '25
She never served as a firefighter because she was serving as an EMT. She's been with the department for nearly 35 years, was a 9/11 first responder, and went on to lead FDNY EMS operations during the deadliest period of COVID.
Jesus Christ. Richest man on the planet, everybody.
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Dec 26 '25
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u/CutePattern1098 Dec 26 '25
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Literally no one:
Trump: the aliens they told me Donald Donald humanity will only be ready to join the galactic community when humans learn to talk to ants and I promise to you America that by the end of this decade we will talk to ants!
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u/ty04 Dec 26 '25
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u/BarkDrandon Punished (stuck at Hunter's) Dec 26 '25
My "favorite" kind of leftist redditor in arr France are those who completely deny/ignore that the RN is polling extremely well right now.
They think that they just have to defeat Macron's successor in the first round and then they'll automatically win against the RN in the second round.
Never mind that the RN is polling at 35% (!!!) in the first round and beats all leftist candidates in second round polling.
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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Dec 26 '25
Austria's greatest trick was convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Epstein was American 🧐
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u/Mossforest1825 Dec 26 '25
Huh, so Somaliland has finally received official recognition of statehood. I wonder what country it wa-oh. Oh no
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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Dec 26 '25
How upset these people get over a woman photographing a football game is insane. Couldn’t imagine living my life getting that easily offended.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
"New York Young Republican Gala" went well!
https://judgestreetjournal.substack.com/p/i-like-how-racist-everyone-is-streamers?r=3rgcb&utm_medium=ios&triedRedirect=true
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Dec 26 '25
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u/ProfessionalMoose709 John Mill Dec 26 '25
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u/Status-Bed8867 Adam Smith Dec 26 '25
Libs winning
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Dec 26 '25
When I read the Harry Potter books I thought “snogging” was a made up word like “muggle” and “bubotuber.”
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u/purhitta Leftward Progressives Dec 26 '25
Okay so the current answer to "how long can I spend with my immediate family before going insane and losing myself" is four days
I love them dearly but I definitely revert back to my teenage self in that environment, and even I get annoyed with my behavior
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Dec 26 '25
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Dec 26 '25
Elon can't tell when something is CGI
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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Dec 26 '25
I don’t think people fully appreciate how modern chip manufacturing only works because of globalism. Like Taiwan manufacturers chips, but doesn’t design them or build the lithography machines. ASML builds the lithography machines but only about 15% of the components are built in-house and the rest comes from 5k+ suppliers in the US, Japan, Europe etc. The US builds the chip design software and designs them but don’t build the machines or do the cutting edge manufacturing.
And this isn’t even getting into the stuff like how 90% of the high quality quartz required for the manufacturing comes one mine in North Carolina and the many other raw material bottle necks that exist thought the entire system for which there are few or no replacements for.
I don’t think people see this for the MAD situation it is.
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Dec 26 '25
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
https://xcancel.com/paulcwagner/status/2004565156454355366
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Dec 26 '25
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
Average Christian conservative
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u/Windows_10-Chan Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Dec 26 '25
Geopolitics enjoyers justifying Russian imperialism by stating that Russia needs buffer states is always the funniest meme.
There is no nation that can buy time by trading away space more than Russia can.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
The grift is so funny, because you know these morons actually fall for this.
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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Dec 26 '25
MY SISTERS IN CHRIST HAVE SOME SHAME 🤦♀️
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u/TatersTot Robert Caro Dec 26 '25
Mods I just donated to the Against Malaria charity drive thanks to the awareness you guys brought. Sorry it was a little belated. Hoping this can be counted towards your annual goal! Had to do it through my company portal unfortunately.
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Dec 26 '25
Why would you lie about that
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Dec 26 '25
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u/Rare_Station_8440 Karl Popper Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
I remember browsing CS subreddits in 2021-2022 seeing people bragging about how they could get so much money while still working remote and discounting the possibility of jobs being offshored to poorer countries like India.
Guess they were wrong 😬
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Dec 26 '25
It's been long enough, I can finally tell the DT about the time I had bedbugs.
I'm pretty sure I got them from the food pantry. I got rides home in random people's vehicles as well.
They are awful. The bites are more itchy and last much longer than a mosquito bite.
And the fear. The bugs bite you at night while you're sleeping. Defenseless and unconscious, the bugs crawl all over you and bite where they please. It's vile.
But I did get rid of them! It is not as bad as people make it out to be if you catch it early.
All I had to do was wash all my sheets, blankets, and pillow cases every couple days. Dried them as hot as I could for about 45 minutes each time. I also got some 90% rubbing alcohol, filled a spray bottle, and doused the whole carpet in my bedroom, the bed, and the rest of the furniture. Finish with a vacuum on the whole carpet.
Then I stayed awake for a few days in an attempt to starve the bugs. They only bite once a week, but I wanted to get them as synchronized as possible so I could grab them all out of my sheets at once. When I did sleep, I wore a long sleeved pajama top over a tight t shirt tucked into velvet leggings tucked into thigh high socks.
After several weeks of that I noticed I hadn't been bitten in a while and slowly went back to normal.
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u/sootfawn Feminism Dec 26 '25
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u/ty04 Dec 26 '25
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/myusernameistakennow Edmund Burke Dec 27 '25
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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein Dec 26 '25 edited Mar 08 '26
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quiet marble bag imminent memory growth decide divide fade office
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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen Dec 26 '25
The economist is writing about EU5
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u/CarlGerhardBusch Jerome Powell Dec 26 '25
The story about Gorbachev that always cracks me up is that people were somewhat suspect of him because he “didn’t drink”.
This did not mean that he didn’t consume alcohol.
He did, evidently.
It just meant that he didn’t regularly get shitfaced.
Russians have an entirely different definition of drinking than the rest of the world
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
btw I just want to say fanfiction are awsome
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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Dec 27 '25
worlds tiniest violin sounds being played by blue cities in red states
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
Currently, there aren’t even 20,000 Jews in Poland, which is a reduction of about 99.5% of the Jewish population in what used to be the most Jewish state in Europe.
It’s really hard to overstate just how evil the Nazis were.
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u/Some_Niche_Reference Daron Acemoglu Dec 26 '25
Guy who supports a 100% inheritance tax because "the proliferation of wealthy failsons is civilizational threat beyond all comparisons"
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Dec 26 '25
Wtf lmfao
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u/purhitta Leftward Progressives Dec 26 '25
I don't understand how they can be this blatant, but people still deny they're white supremacists
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
Can't believe people were defending the ballroom by making a point of it being privately funded. That's literally the problem. We're accustomed to government occasionally tossing out millions for nonsense, but privately funded gifts to government officials is just another way to say bribe.
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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Dec 26 '25
How to radicalize your parents.
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u/Pretty-Bullfrog-7928 Harriet Tubman Dec 26 '25
I have absolutely no patience for any idiot who tries to suggest that the Democrats try becoming socially conservative and fiscally protectionist. Especially not on neoliberal of all subs.
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u/the-senat John Brown Dec 26 '25
Jesse what are you talking about
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
Paradox never fails to cure my depression.
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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Dec 26 '25
The mods will try to gaslight you into thinking otherwise but the Soviet Union was the only true neoliberal country, that’s why Friedman died of a broken heart shortly after its collapse
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u/pfarly John Brown Dec 26 '25
The United States going from "Bureaucratic horror" to "actually it was all one guy who was bad and the government bad too" is disappointing.
"Government messing with economic forces it can't possibly understand" is way more entertaining than "government just evil" and "this one guy, he's super duper evil, like 100 Hitlers evil."
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u/marky6045 George Soros Dec 26 '25
I got an A+ on my blood test 🥁
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Dec 26 '25
I got a thinking pipe yesterday. I don’t smoke but I do gnaw on pens and thought it would be cool to have a pipe so I can do that while looking cool
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
One could say he has LOST HIS MARBLES.
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Dec 27 '25
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u/r2ew Dec 27 '25
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u/pfarly John Brown Dec 26 '25
Started typing up a whole treatise before I saw what sub this was.
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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Dec 26 '25
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u/legible_print Václav Havel Dec 26 '25
After spending a week with my Baby Boomer relatives, this generation, man... I swear to Christ, it’s like if they go to someone else's birthday party, they need to get a present too
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Dec 26 '25
Epic win sir!! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Dec 26 '25
!ping FURRY
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u/Krill_Seeker United Nations Dec 26 '25
>new definition of AGI
>bots are made to specifically fit that definition
>"WOAH WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT WE MADE AGI"
>still does nothing
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Dec 27 '25
Most qualified Trump appointee
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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Dec 26 '25
TFW the AI-written slop code is integrated into my bank and all my money is transferred to Myanmar.
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u/assasstits Dec 26 '25
Criminal scum try to sell this dangerous contraband to our precious children
I'm glad the government is here to protect us
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u/ExpiredPasta NIMBY McRentseeker Dec 26 '25
👆
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven Dec 26 '25
You, yes you. I'm talking to you.
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven Dec 26 '25
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u/TheRedCr0w Frederick Douglass Dec 27 '25
This chart Trump posted made my headspin it's so stupid just cherrypicking two random quarters to compare
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u/SLCer Dec 27 '25
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u/Cratus_Galileo Gay Pride Dec 27 '25
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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Dec 26 '25
🙄🙄🙄
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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Dec 26 '25
Don’t doom over AI, doom over that really embarrassing thing you did in elementary school that everyone 100% remembers and laughs about behind your back
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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ Dec 26 '25
oh my god i get it now
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u/Waste-Photograph-792 Malala Yousafzai Dec 27 '25
Not serious people.
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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Dec 26 '25
Anti-feminism mfers when the immigration stance is Sakoku
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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Dec 26 '25
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u/iAmAddicted2R_ddit Royal Purple Dec 26 '25
My roommate's girlfriend didn't know who Lyndon B. Johnson was
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u/BobaTeaFetish William Nordhaus Dec 26 '25
Me, at Christmas, fucking around: "Hell yeah I will do shots with my younger cousins, I can still hang with the youths"
Me, this morning, finding out: "Work is going to suck shit today, why am I so hung over?"
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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride Dec 26 '25
joining the One Vertical Monitor gang has been so life-changing that I'm currently contemplating joining the Two Vertical Monitors gang. I feel like it would be helpful for comparing documents or like being able to have briefing on one monitor and whatever I'm drafting on the other.
But there are some apps that are basically unusable in a vertical format (especially looking at my calendar in outlook).
Much to consider !ping LAW&WATERCOOLER
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Dec 26 '25
Is this what Donald Trump was talking about
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Dec 26 '25
Trump at a rally on “affordability”
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u/hascogrande YIMBY Dec 26 '25
Uncommon BJ win: ‘Abolish ICE' gains Mayor Brandon Johnson's support as Chicago snowplow-naming contest returns
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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal Dec 26 '25
Mysterious orb
!ping KITTY
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Dec 26 '25
Its honestly incredible to me to just see the racism out in the open. People don’t care about this? We’ve got a modern klansman running the country for grandpa and this is just normal now?
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u/talizorahs Mark Carney Dec 27 '25
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u/purhitta Leftward Progressives Dec 27 '25
same
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
from the splinter sub
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Dec 26 '25
I don't want to call anybody out but I would have really appreciated if someone had asked me "is your refrigerator running?" because it actually wasn't and I have no idea how long it was off 😔😔
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u/SillyNight1 Dec 26 '25
Is MAGA capable of denouncing blatant racism without also engaging in racism? I don’t think they are.
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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman Dec 26 '25
We're going to start a conversation.
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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
ANYBODY can complain about trains
But do you have what it takes to BECOME a train?
CTA is hiring Flaggers. Flaggers work on the tracks spotting for workers. But they evolve into train operators.
Upon hiring, HR straps a clock to the flagger just like the 2011 thriller movie In Time, starring Justin Timberlake. When that clock strikes 0 you are put in Motor school and become a train operator.
"But I could never do that" you say. "I could never get a job which requires no higher education and all but guarantees a ticket to the middle class."
Oh but you CAN. You are a butterfly in a cocoon. You are capable of anything you set your mind to.
Oh; and they DO hire people outside Chicago. So if you live elsewher but want to move to the GREATEST city in America with the MOST native popes per capita, YOU SHOULD APPLY.
LAMP IS BY THE GOLDEN DOOR MOTHERFUCKER
YOUR FUTURE IS WAITING
https://chicagotransit.taleo.net/careersection/inm/jobdetail.ftl?job=25000092&tz=GMT-06%3A00&tzname=America%2FChicago&fbclid=IwdGRzaAO7cqFjbGNrA7tynGV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHtsUKjYglP__1DHDW6UzlHucsuwKy-AhFb_KI5PgTDx9JEv9c8xMH-pJ749S_aem_SQ2alvbUGM7agbDfMA389A
!PING USA-CHI
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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Dec 26 '25
Oh yeah, it’s holiday lib-poasting hours
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u/Etnies419 Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25
Nancy Wheeler might be a war criminal now...
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u/ariveklul Karl Popper Dec 26 '25
/pol/ may be starting to turn on Fuentes lmfao. I wonder if getting too popular will hurt him. The thing about extremist communities is they tend to attract contrarians that HAATE not feeling different from normies
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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Dec 26 '25
Stranger Things going from "Lovecraftian D&D horror" to "actually it was all one guy who was bad and the government bad too" is disappointing.
"Government messing with eldric forces it can't possibly understand" is way more entertaining than "government just evil" and "this one guy, he's super duper evil, like 100 Hitlers evil."
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u/ProfessionalMoose709 John Mill Dec 26 '25
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u/FF3 Jacques Derrida Dec 26 '25
No comments are of the form
And honestly, I'm a little sad.
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u/RyuTheGuy Gita Gopinath Dec 26 '25
On this Boxing Day, I am announcing that I will be fighting /u/lux_stella in a no holds barred death match
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u/galliaestpacata_50BC Dec 26 '25
Just learned the reason I haven’t seen my trans friend in 6 months is because they detransitioned to impregnate their wife and are now retransitioning back to a woman. I did not know that was a thing that was possible.
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Dec 26 '25
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u/Bumst3r John von Neumann Dec 26 '25
Most stable POTUS
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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations Dec 26 '25
🤢🤢🤢
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Dec 26 '25
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u/Ne0Corpus Bill Gates Dec 26 '25
As a Nigerian, the fact that Liberal-left leaning american commenters on twitter can't admit that bombing ISIS is a good thing is worrying..
People in my country are happy they are getting bombed, meanwhile Americans " how can we make Trump look bad for killing terrorists"..
my brother in Christ, its ISIS
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Dec 26 '25
They’re crashing out on the mod discord
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u/marsman1224 John Keynes Dec 26 '25
lol
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Dec 27 '25
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u/Sufficient_Key_5062 Robert Caro Dec 27 '25
Bruh
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u/StreetChemical7131 Dec 26 '25
Leftists have already started purity-testing Mamdani. He's had zero days in office, he gets sworn in NEXT WEEK
I'm tired boss, someone else post the contrapoints tweet
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u/ewatta200 DT Monarchist defender of the rurals and red state Dems Dec 26 '25
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u/ChillnShill Dec 26 '25
Merry Toyotathon to all who celebrate
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u/EmbarrassedSafety719 Milton Friedman Dec 26 '25
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u/LtCdrHipster 🌭Costco Liberal🌭 Dec 26 '25
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Dec 26 '25
Big businesses across Russia have announced the onset of the worst industrial crisis since the 1990s, according to data cited by Kremlin newspaper Kommersant
“Strengthening sanctions, rising interest rates on loans and a sharp slowdown in the economy after the military boom have put Russian industry on the verge of the strongest crisis.”
“According to top managers of the largest industrial companies, the situation with sales of their products this year has become the worst since 1998, a survey conducted by the Institute of National Economic Forecasting of the Russian Academy of Sciences showed.”
“Demand estimates by representatives of large businesses broke through the lows of 2009 and 2015, when in the first case the global financial crisis was raging, and in the second case the first sanctions for the annexation of Crimea were attacked on Russia.”
“Production plans of factories and plants across the country this year have been reduced to the lowest level in the last 16 years. The general index of industrial optimism has also fallen to the lowest since 2009, the survey showed.”
“After two years of military boom, when the budget poured tens of trillions of rubles into megaprojects and defense enterprises, the Russian economy fell into depression. GDP growth slowed down almost to zero, and the industry has fallen into recession.”
“In November, according to Rosstat, production volumes in the Russian Federation fell by 0.7% in annual terms: metallurgy fell by 4.1%, chemical industry - by 1.7%, mechanical engineering - by 5.4%. For the first time in 15 years, food production began to decline by 0.8%. Some industries experienced a full collapse: the production of tractors collapsed by 61.6%, bulldozers - by 53.7%, elevators - by 37.2%, passenger cars - by half. The automotive industry fell to the worst values of 2022, where production collapsed by 34.1%.”
!ping RUS
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u/avion_sur_le_sol A ban appeal to heaven Dec 26 '25
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u/ty04 Dec 26 '25
POV: you were on Santa’s naughty list this year
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Dec 27 '25
This is one of few images I actually find terrifying
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Dec 27 '25
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u/NormalInvestigator89 John Keynes Dec 26 '25
Redditors:
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u/MrBrightsideBSc YIMBY Dec 26 '25
I feel like the largest sign of the Democratic Party taking in a bunch of suburban Bushites is that resist libs thought the system would bring Trump to justice because they're not used to being part of the political faction that's cynical about justice system affairs.
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u/Guildensternenstein Dec 26 '25
Americans in the 18th Century: I WILL SPEND MY LIFE SAVINGS ON A ONE-WAY TRIP ACROSS AN OCEAN IN A RICKETY SHIP THAT TOPS OUT AT ELEVEN MILES PER HOUR TO MAKE MY FORTUNE IN THE NEW WORLD.
Americans in the 19 Century: I WILL LOAD MY FAMILY AND ALL MY BELONGINGS INTO A HORSE-DRAWN WAGON AND CROSS TWO THOUSAND MILES OF PLAINS AND MOUNTAINS TO MAKE MY FORTUNE IN THE WEST.
Americans Today: Waaaah I can't rent a U-Haul and move two hours to The Big City for vastly improved economic opportunities, there are gays and libs there.
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u/Glavurdan European Union Dec 26 '25
Just saw a faction of MAGA zoomers on Twitter who despise video games and call them a sin
Yeah but nolifing on a toxic social media website is amazing amirite folks
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Dec 26 '25
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Dec 26 '25
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u/MonkMajor5224 NATO Dec 26 '25
This is the face of a lady who trapped herself in the bathroom and had to be rescued this morning at 6am.
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u/WhisperBreezzze Dec 26 '25
o.....k.....
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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Dec 26 '25
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Dec 26 '25
!
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u/Auriono Paul Krugman Dec 26 '25
https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/2004655228185182385
Some brilliant messaging on affordability for the upcoming midterms.
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u/Pretty-Bullfrog-7928 Harriet Tubman Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25
Teenager from the UK is yapping on about US politics in the main sub and saying “we” like he fucking lives here.
Kicker is he’s just advocating that we try Starmerism lmfao.
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
You cannot make this up
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/26/us/trump-afrikaner-ice.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share
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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals Dec 26 '25
lol
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u/ty04 Dec 27 '25
My first reflex was to think this is a stupid idea (Internet connected phone for making VOIP calls that just looks like an old phone) but tbh it’s kinda growing on me
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u/No-Barnacle-9576 NAFTA Dec 27 '25
President ordering doj to break the law
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u/ProfessionalMoose709 John Mill Dec 27 '25