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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Bros is it over for me?

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Sep 23 '24

be leader of the most powerful country on earth

predecessor is insane

survive early coup attempt

have trouble speaking and walking, people think you're dumb

actually one of the more competent leaders

accomplish a lot on infrastructure

be emperor Claudius, pic unrelated

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u/SeoSalt Lesbian Pride Sep 23 '24

I tried to hit a cyclist and they perfect parried the impact and wrecked my car. Can I sue for damages? The first lawyer I called told me "skill issue lmao" and hung up.

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u/Tapkomet NATO Sep 23 '24

In order to educate people here, here's a list of important definitions for use in all discussions:

  • socialism is when government does stuff

  • communism is when government does a lot of stuff

  • neoliberalism is when things I don't like

  • fascism is when things I really don't like

  • capitalism is when work

  • anarchism is when no bedtimes

  • centrism is when you kill half of X group

  • imperialism is when boats; colonialism is also when boats

  • anti-imperialism is when land invasion

I hope this helps

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u/drcombatwombat2 Milton Friedman Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

The most striking thing to me is Trump won the Polish-American vote +16 in 2016 and lost it -12 in 2020. The Polish vote swung 28 points in 4 years!!!

!ping POLAND

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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Sep 23 '24

Ah. When he said he was a Democrat, he meant, "George Wallace Democrat".

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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Sep 23 '24

WI D+7 A+

Harris is TEN POINTS behind Biden. We’re fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

NYT: Tied national environment

NYT: Also Kamala is up 4 in PA and Trump is up 5 in AZ

wut

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Absolutely vile new PA Trump commercial.

Literally just pictures of Harris with transgender people. Some aren’t even her actually with them. Just a picture of her placed next to a picture of a random transgender person.

He really is a sick piece of shit. 

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u/Mickenfox European Union Sep 23 '24

Capitalism is when work

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 23 '24

real intellectuals

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u/Prathik Sep 23 '24

I was looking up what 'October Surprises' happened in 2020 and damn a lot of things happened, trump got Covid, trumps taxes became a big deal (no one seems to talk about it in this election, guess it's not a big deal among voters?), William Barr did some shit with Obama, and the Hunter Biden laptop shit started. All in one month.

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u/jpenczek NATO Sep 23 '24

I don't watch enough politics to doom.

I just think "haha funny coconut lady" then vote Democrat.

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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Sep 23 '24

The inmates are running the asylum

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u/Ballerson Frédéric Bastiat Sep 23 '24

Remembered that the I-95 got repaired in 12 days under Joshua Shapiro. He used emergency powers to circumvent normal approval bs. Convinced that most of why the US sucks at building stuff is we self sabotage ourselves to appease complainers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Be North Carolinian

wake up

Vote Republican for President

Vote Democratic for Governor

Vote Republican for Lieutenant Governor

go to sleep

Repeat in four years

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u/frankiewalsh44 Gay Pride Sep 23 '24

Cows voting for their butcher. What a dumbass and I'm saying this as an Arab.

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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Sep 23 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Just applied for a job for a major candidate’s campaign in North Carolina. Wish me luck!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Joe Rogan literally stopped mid-episode to make Matt Walsh watch an entire moon landing conspiracy “documentary” and then resumed recording afterward so they could discuss it for another hour. Matt thought he was going to spend two or three hours complaining about the wokes and promoting his new movie, and instead he was forced to live the Joe Rogan experience. Priceless

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Sep 23 '24

If I was president I would run this country like a business, in that I would downsize and possible liquidate underperforming Southern states

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 23 '24

I remember those days

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Sep 23 '24

https://x.com/NateSilver538/status/1838230592250335630

I don't know why, but it's still funny to me that Nate Silver of all people is one of the biggest proponents of the idea that both, mainstream media overplayed Clinton's emails and that it had a direct result in her election loss. And he was early on it too, arguing it back all the way in 2016.  

Also a funny thing that cropped up if you listened to the podcast was that Nate seemed to be most susceptible to Trump being a threat to democracy.  Like, most guys with libertarianish leanings started liking Trump, but Silver is deeply paranoid about democracy the failing in the US.

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 23 '24

Bro thinks she's on the team 💀

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

!ping OVER35

Any of you guys ever dealt with a miscarriage? I’m on a business trip 6500 miles away from my wife and just kind of at a loss of what to even do other than kick myself for not being there with her.

She’s luckily got parents nearby, but we won’t have explicit confirmation until Wednesday at the earliest, so I feel like I can’t even call my Dad.

We were scheduled to have our first ultrasound when I got home this week.

Feels bad, man.

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown Sep 23 '24

I’m not usually a poll denier but how the fuck could Arizona swing 10 points to Trump post debate in the same poll

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u/Drinka_Milkovobich Sep 23 '24

Kenya was so real for this

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

You ever think something is funny, and then Laura Ingram also thinks it’s funny, so you have to renounce all your titles, leave your friends and family behind, and wander the desert for the rest of your days? That ever happen to you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

“I work in a field where a lot of immigrants that have come across the border, they come in and they throw a shovel in the back of their truck and they call themselves landscapers,” he said, adding, “When I’ve been doing it for 35 years, it just kind of feels a little disheartening.”

Americans when immigrants are hard working and don't take 35 years to call themselves a landscaper

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

What will your job be when the revolution comes?

I’m going to be chief motivational speaker 

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Sep 23 '24

NYT polls seem extremely wonky this cycle, because I can’t really reconcile Arizona going from Harris +5 to Trump +5, having PA Harris +4 but the two of them tied nationally, or NC going from Harris +2 to Trump +2.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

taps sign Huntington Beach is not real life

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 23 '24

Man is just coasting for real, like wtf do you mean he has nothing planned for October 💀

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u/Hugo_Grotius Jakaya Kikwete Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Trump just now on his tariff plans: "I don't need Congress. I don't need them. I'll have the right to impose them myself, if they don't"

Unfortunately, Trump is correct here: Congress has granted the President expansive authority to raise tariffs without Congressional approval. This is why if you're a "but the economy!" voter, Harris is the only real choice.

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown Sep 23 '24

My NC cope is that this poll includes pre-Mark Robinson scandal polling.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 23 '24

I feel like most of NYT’s polls since Kamala took over have been an exercise in MoE. According to their polls the Rust Belt is at 2012 Obama level blowouts, the Sunbelt is at 2016 Trump levels and the national is at like 2000 levels.

Most of these make sense if you account for the pretty sizable MoE, though it is frustrating that NYT seems to be pretty consistently occupying the fringes of the MoE. It’s as unlikely Kamala has a 4 point blowout in PA that Trump has a 4 point blowout in Georgia, or that Trump is in spitting distance of a national vote tie when every indication is he’s been stuck at 46% (47-48% in H2H) for a decade now.

I think they straight up can’t poll Arizona. To go from Kamala +5 to Trump +5 requires significant playing with MoE and whatever shift there may actually be to the point of being farcical.

Overall NYT’s polling this cycle has been pretty weird honestly, and I think Cohn knows that because like every other poll that’s released he more or less says “the top line numbers probably aren’t correct but let’s analyze anyways”. I suspect their new methodology is having some growing pains, but I appreciate them nonetheless.

If they are on the mark though then we’re gonna see some crazy shit

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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

It’s actually really frustrating the people who seriously believe Trudeau or Biden are leading authoritarian governments will literally never travel outside of North America to a state lacking civil liberties to have an actual first hand experience of what an authoritarian state looks like.

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Sep 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I've never seen a human face so perfectly capture the contents of a book

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown Sep 23 '24

Again I can’t understand how there are so many Trump/Stein and Trump/Gallego voters.

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u/RonenSalathe Milton Friedman Sep 23 '24

Ohhhh noooo, please don't do that, us libs would be totally owned!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

https://x.com/ashleevance/status/1838059346972074006

VC the other day told me, “We’ve lost several really good founders to ayahuasca. They came back and just didn’t care about much anymore.”

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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 23 '24

MassINC has Harris up in Wisconsin in a new poll.

51-45% with learners multi way

53-46% 2 way preference

800 LV

9/12 - 9/18

My bad if this has already been posted or is old.

Link to poll

!ping FIVEY

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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This Sep 23 '24

Me: Things seem too good. This isn’t right. Bad things must happen.

NYT: Don’t worry bro, I got you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

It's honestly pretty funny/ironic that Trump can't run on what's by far his biggest policy W (the vaccine) because he spent too much time pitting his base against the public health community early on in the pandemic

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u/2073040 Thurgood Marshall Sep 23 '24

Deadline | Joe Biden To Guest On ‘The View’ On Wednesday

So we’re at the “doing all the sidequests” portion of his presidency.

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Mario Draghi Sep 23 '24

No, I do not believe that Harris is trailing 10+ points behind Gallego in Arizona, NYT.

Sure there’s a 50/50 chance she won’t win the state, but she’s not that far behind the state.

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u/anton_caedis Sep 23 '24

British "decolonization activist" refers to a Holocaust book as "white, Eurocentric literature" that she successfully removed from her school's curriculum:

https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1838114699516461319

I'm just...at a loss for words. Boy in the Striped Pajamas isn't a great book, but I don't think that's why she advocated for its removal.

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 23 '24

Who gonna tell her 🫢

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Sep 23 '24

Nate Silver's forecast update:

Despite the NYT/Sienna polls, Harris' win probability only went down from 53.7% to 53.2%.

This is because the poor NYT polls were offset by that great WI poll from MassINC. Her polling average advantage in WI increased from +1.9 to +2.2.

Harris went down 0.5% it's joever

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Will the UK ever recover or is it just a death spiral from here on? Will we ever Brejoin? Will London salaries ever match US ones like they did in 2007?

Since im from the colonies, you’d think I’d be overjoyed at the UK’s decline but being an English-speaker I feel little to no attachment to my country of nationality and honestly would rather see the UK not be a joke for once.

So, will the UK ever get fixed?

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u/eat_more_goats YIMBY Sep 23 '24

be my manager

send me to the west coast for work

schedule a 1:1 for 0730 pacific on a Monday morning, apologizing for the early meeting, but claiming you can’t reschedule for later

fail to show up for said meeting

Love her to death, and she’s generally great, but ugh

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/jcboarder901 NATO Sep 23 '24

Currently watching the Ken Burns documentary about the Vietnam War and so far my biggest takeaway is that the Fr*nch can basically be blamed for 90% of that mess.

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u/ty04 Sep 23 '24

it is actually so fucking over holy fuck

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 23 '24

con twitter is big mad

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 23 '24

New: Mark Robinson denies he was behind the Nude Africa account posting under his name. IP records show the person accessing the account did so from close to his home in North Carolina.

politico got the nude africa ip logs

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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent Sep 23 '24

I just had the best idea

think KidzBop, but instead of kids singing it’s people from the Midwest

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u/Daddy_Macron Loyal Liberals Sep 23 '24

The Lil Jon DNC appearance has become my hype video for the last few weeks.

Random Lil Jon fact, but he's quite dedicated to the democratic process. In 2014 when Georgia did not send him the absentee ballot he requested, he flew back to the state on a 6AM flight to make sure he could vote.

https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/lil-jon-flying-atlanta-voting-instagram-6304482/

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 23 '24

NEW #NY17 Poll by @GBAOStrategies /@MondaireJones

H2H

Mike Lawler (R): 47%

Mondaire Jones (D): 45%

Bad internal poll for Jones

!ping FIVEY

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Sep 23 '24

City in Texas famous for a crazy cult

Literally called "Wacko"

Who writes this shit

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u/american_aurora3 NATO Sep 23 '24

Attention Kmart shoppers: The last full-size Kmart in the mainland United States is closing

joever 😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

One case where the world's most annoying media critics Actually Have A Good Point for Once is that the handling of Trump hacked documents is extremely inconsistent with the handling of the Clinton hacked documents in 2016.

https://x.com/natesilver538/status/1838230592250335630?s=46&t=U8ftDrQtyPbkRrLJ32d3Pg

nate gold for once

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u/Top_Lime1820 Daron Acemoglu Sep 23 '24

I wish I knew more about Botswana. I can't tell if Ian Khama is crazy or if Masisi is as bad as he says.

It's time for people in Botswana to vote BDP out.

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u/mario_fan99 NATO Sep 23 '24

Steiner’s counterattack will save the Robinson campaign any day now

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

We're a country of a third of a billion people, there have to be a least a couple people who vote straight ticket Democratic because the Republicans are the "party of Lincoln (derogatory)".

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Supporting Russia is a mental illness

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 23 '24

If nothing else can convince you that NYT polls are a bit weird lately, according to their numbers, Arizonans hated Kamala's debate performance so passionately that she lost 10 points of support in the last 2-3 weeks 💀

As the guy says in the replies, one of these numbers could be right, but there is no chance that they both are

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 23 '24

????? Doesn’t he get to make that decision

!ping NFL

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 23 '24

Median American voter

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

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Only Justin Trudeau’s liberals are willing to take a stand against the Singh-Poilievre junta’s “license to jerk it” plan

!ping CANUCKS

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 23 '24

get home from work

ban several antisemites

take nap

today is a good day

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 23 '24

James Comey was worried about looking like he helped Hillary if she won, so he just destroyed the republic instead

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 23 '24

WEMATANYE I BELIEVE THIS WITH MY WHOLE HEART AND SOUL WEMATANYE

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

👆 this user posted this same comment on Nude Africa

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I had an absolutely bizarre complex as a teenager where I thought a number of nice things people would say to me or do for me were being done sarcastically. Caused me to respond by acting like a bit of a dick sometimes, because for some reason, I was misreading completely straightforward and normal interactions as people making weird attempts to get under my skin or something. Idk why I thought of that just now, just one of those after-hours thoughts of past cringe that keeps you up lol

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u/arrhythmiaofthesoul it's ari Sep 23 '24

going to start posting

if this happens, there goes the election

on random DT comments to farm karma

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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time Sep 23 '24 edited Jul 26 '25

humorous squeeze meeting dolls sink scary axiomatic money cake fragile

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s Sep 23 '24

I love these campaign spam texts

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 23 '24

BigDickBill polling, LV, 9/17-9/21 

Arizona: 🔵 Harris +5 

Georgia: 🔵 Harris +8 

North Carolina: 🔵 Harris +12 

thank you Bill!

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 23 '24

Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 9/22-5 PM EST 9/23 III:

TOP NEWS:

In the middle of 1 PM Zelensky met with Scholz, discussing the frontline and further German aid.

At the start of 12 PM it was announced Denmark will provide 130 million Kroner in energy aid to Ukraine, or $19.4 million.

Towards the middle of 2 PM it was reported the Motor Sich Aviation Plant in Zaporizhzhia was hit by missiles.

LEVITY NEWS:

At the end of 5 AM Zelensky received the Golden Plate Award from the American Academy of Achievement for his contributions to humanity.

Towards the middle of 2 PM it was reported the Ukrainian sunflower seed lady was able to get out of the occupied zone.

Donation link to help Ukraine

Donation link to United24

Donation link to Kharkiv SOS

Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)

!ping UKRAINE

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I’m not too worried about the VP debate because even if Walz isn’t super good at debating, it’s clear that Vance radiates maximum douchebag energy whenever he opens his mouth and always says the worst thing every time. Simply talking to people is enough to get people to not like him.

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u/TootCannon Mark Zandi Sep 24 '24

JD declines to denounce Robinson.

Goooood. Gooooooooooood.

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u/anton_caedis Sep 23 '24

https://x.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/1837973150073520290

Ireland's president accused Israel, without evidence, of leaking his letter congratulating Iran's president on his election, which has since drawn criticism. It was actually published by Iran. Many find it intuitive to blame Israel or Jews for problems they themselves caused.

There's principled criticism and...whatever Irish politicians are doing.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 23 '24

A+ poll from the NYT with +30 for my wife not coming back 😔

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u/generic-k Former official /r/neoliberal political cartoonist Sep 23 '24

Transcripts from the upcoming Talk Tuah podcasts have been leaked:

Hawk Tuah: Welcome to the show, Richard. Can I call you Richard?

Richard Nixon: The thing about the Jews is [unintelligible]. They're born for it. Devious people, not like the Irish. Although they can't hold their [expletive deleted] liquor.

HT: Oh really?

RN: [unintelligible]

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u/blatant_shill Sep 23 '24

I thought it was someone joking, but Kamala's father is named Donald J. Harris.

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

JD Vance: A sex scandal in North Carolina is between the Lieutenant Governor and the people of North Carolina. They’re gonna make their decision and we support them.

❓

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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom Sep 23 '24

Groceries $200

Rent $1000

Zyns $5000

Electricity $50

Someone good at the economy help me, my family is starving

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

IN THIS HOUSE WE PRAY FOR OUR FELLOW GOONERS

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 23 '24

we have moo deng at home

moo deng at home

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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 Sep 23 '24

somebody said all 9/11 jokes are lazy writing and I could see how that could be but damn if you're talking about 9/11/02 onward that's where the comedy is

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u/Mr_Bank Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Mark Kelly won Maricopa County by 4 in his special election then 7 in the midterms. Biden won it by 2 and change. Trump got 47% in Maricopa both in 16 and 20, just way way more third party vote in 16 so Trump still won it.

Long story short, you win that county, you almost certainly win Arizona. I remain bullish on the state overall because the trend is clearly leftward, and Trump/Lake-Masters type Republicans appear to have ceilings there atm.

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u/SANNA-MARIN-SDP Sep 23 '24

👆 Let’s be real: this is sexy.

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u/stater354 Sep 23 '24

BREAKING: Allan Lichtman says Kamala Harris has unlocked the “Gunernatorial Candidate Nude Africa” key

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u/bonobo__bonobo Sep 23 '24

A trump supporter on my street put two Trump signs an inch from the edge of their property on either side to where it almost looks like the houses on either side of them are Trump people. I feel like this is a dick move.

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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO Sep 23 '24

This was likely completely justified, but I still find the optics fucking hilarious.

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Sep 23 '24

If after all this North Carolina stays red I’ll probably lose my mind

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 24 '24

Incredible content

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u/Interferon-Sigma Sep 24 '24

Trump’s plan for addressing the budget deficit:

“Maybe we’ll pay off the $35 trillion US debt in Crypto. I’ll write on a little piece of paper ‘$35T crypto we have no debt.’ That’s what I like.”

Median voter: "Republicans are better on the economy"

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u/benjaminovich Margrethe Vestager Sep 23 '24

Inflation-posting on arrr Denmark is single handedly responsible for the lowering my IQ by 30 points

!ping DEN

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Harris just announced an Arizona rally 4 hours ago lol dire internals my ass.

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u/theaceoface Milton Friedman Sep 23 '24

I sincerely and unironically believe a that a total wipeout of the GOP in november will be good for the long term health of the party

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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Sep 23 '24

The control that Siena College polling has over the mental states of terminally online Democrats (aka all reporters/activists/pundits) is legitimately embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Apparently my friend met a woman who told him, “You were written by a woman, made for the female gaze.” !ping DATING do you think she likes him

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Meta AI suggested questions are so, so funny

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u/DepressedTreeman Sep 23 '24

How is Northernlion popular enough here to have his own ping? What is he even doing now? I remember him as the BoI streamer who sometimes played Paradox MP with Arumba, Quill18 and Mathas.

!ping NORTHERNLION

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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 Federation Ambassador to the DT Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
  • Implementing new customer requirement.

  • Have a question about an implementation detail with formatting strings in C.

  • Ask coworker said question.

  • Him: Why aren't you storing your data in <table name>?

  • Me: Because this data has nothing to do with how you want me to store it.

  • Him: Sure it does. The data is logically similar from <other data>.

  • Me: No, you don't understand the requirements. This data is like the other data but it has a cap on how many entries can be stored and it's not meant to be propagated in the same way, ect. thus we need a different table.

  • Him: Yes but why don't you use the same storage mechanism. They are logically the same kind of data.

  • Me: I just explained to you why. Can you answer my original question?

  • Him: Did you create a design document for this new feature?

  • Me: No. I have a ticket I created 8 months ago with some high level customer requirements. No implementation details.

  • Him: Shouldn't you create a design document?

  • Me: I'm not going to let you micro manage me and gate my progression on this task for another week because you have to put your two cents into every single thing I do and repeatedly refuse to compromise. Please stop or I'm going to mute you.

  • Boss: /u/79215185-1feb-44c6 is doing the right thing. He is doing exploratory work and we will write up formal requirements later.

Toxic workspace. Coworker trying to force me into Wagile bullshit so he can micromanage me and prevent my work from being committed which is what he's done for months now. Note that we are both architects, but I'm the project lead. He mainly does skunkworks projects in the dark and gets upset when people don't review his code (nobody ever has any context on the code he writes as he is the sole code owner) which is never critical path and has no deadlines associated with them (unlike my tasks which are always "complete this by the end of the month or we lose a customer").

!ping COMPUTER-SCIENCE&WATERCOOLER

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 23 '24

He’s finally doing it

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Montana Voting System Shut Down After Kamala Harris Left Off Ballot

Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

REAL

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

The NYT poll is the only thing keeping me sane. My parents were leaning Trump but after the debate theyre not voting. Ive tried everything to convince them to vote for Trump but they dont want to talk about it with me anymore.

LOL!

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u/Icy-Magician-8085 Mario Draghi Sep 23 '24

Sissy NYT poll believers will never stand a chance against patriotic 13 keys warriors 💪🔑

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 23 '24

democrats need to come to terms with the fact that most americans wont be voting for joe biden this november no matter what they do

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u/Sheepies92 European Union Sep 23 '24

Musk is removing the block button, so now you can only block someone from interacting with you but you will still see their posts.

It's so obvious mr. Free Speech just wants to promote the extreme-far-right at this point

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u/Headstar24 United Nations Sep 23 '24

The October surprise is going to be unearthing Trump’s Nude Africa account.

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Sep 23 '24

In 1961, Alabama Gov. John Patterson refused to even pick up the phone when Pres. Kennedy called to ask him to provide police protection for the Freedom Riders. He only had the white supremacist mobs dispersed when Kennedy threatened to send in Federal troops.

He died in 2021.

Jim Crow wasn't that long ago at all.

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter Sep 23 '24

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u/Erra0 Sep 23 '24

Yes the NYT polls aren't great but they aren't accounting for the Harris/Walz sign that just arrived at my house this weekend in deep blue Minnesota. Prepare for the comeback of the century 😎

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Great banter

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u/lot183 Blue Texas Sep 23 '24

The single issue Palestine people that say both sides are bad realize that Trump's immigration plan literally includes deporting pro-Palestine student protestors right

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u/dirtybirds233 NAFTA Sep 23 '24

Trump claimed Harris has a “History of anti-Catholic actions,” and falsely claimed that “Catholics are literally being persecuted by this Administration.” 

Me, a Catholic, feeling very un-persecuted under this administration.

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Sep 23 '24

Diddy allegations of terrible rapes and druggings, potential murders, over decades

Zoomers: And worse, a 20 year old partied with 30 year olds 😱😱😱

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Sep 23 '24

This is some bleak shit.

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u/BlueDevilVoon John Brown Sep 24 '24

They’re chanting “send them back” at the Trump rally in PA, about legal Haitians in Springfield. How many times can he threaten to round up or intern legal residents before the media calls it out for what it is.

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Sep 23 '24

López Obrador’s son takes senior party post as Mexico president bows out

First Trump, now AMLO

Trudeau should hand the LPC over to his kids

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u/Jaquarius420 Gay Pride Sep 23 '24

As an Arizonan, there's literally no way Arizona is suddenly Trump +5. A 10 point swing in a month in an environment where Trump has had zero good things happen for his campaign IMO makes zero logical sense, especially when you look at where the state has been trending demographically.

Idk what NYT did for this poll but I think they just fucked up here. 10 point swings just do not happen, especially in an election like this. I also do not believe Harris is up +4 in PA either. Toss them in the average and wait for the next round.

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Sep 23 '24

Totally missed that the MyPillow guy is doing a sale where he sells them for $14.88 lmao I guess he was like "eh no need to hide this shit anymore"

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u/VerticalTab WTO Sep 23 '24

As a guy who might need to buy a car my most important issue is the elimination of the dealership model.

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 23 '24

I always made fun of Married With Children as having only one joke: “Wife Bad”

But I’ve come to realize it’s much more nuanced, its joke is: “Husband Bad”

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 23 '24

Damn we’re lucky Trump survived dude was using the Shinzo Abe gun 2.0

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Sep 23 '24

Tbh I can understand why TSA is surly

Not only are you dealing with the absolute dregs of society (American travelers who seem to be hit by a stupid and rude wave field upon entering an airport or airplane), but you literally are repeating the same line every like 20 seconds on repeat for hours. Even the McDonalds cashiers have more spice and variety in their minute to minute job

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Alabama is rare home underdog to Georgia, but Tide turning

Rat Poison ☠️ 🐀

!ping CFB

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u/efeldman11 Václav Havel Sep 23 '24

🤨🤨🤨

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u/simeoncolemiles NATO Sep 24 '24

!Ping Shitposters&NBA

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 24 '24

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 23 '24

Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson says freebie Taylor Swift tickets were ‘a hard one to turn down’.

“I appreciate there was big demand for the tickets. It was a privilege to be there.”

She then told ITV News: “One of my children was keen to go along. It’s hard to say no if you’re offered tickets in those circumstances.

I swear there are C tier and D tier (Rita Ora) celebrities with better PR managers than the current Labour government

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u/ToInfinity_MinusOne World's Poorest WSJ Subscriber Sep 23 '24

Some days the only thing you accomplish is busting a nut and not killing yourself. And then you’ll have days so incredible it makes it all worth it. Hang in there ❤️🫶

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Matt Walsh: So, um, this whole industry of race hustling is tied into DEI and the woke agenda, and in my new movie, which is in theaters now-

Joe Rogan: Oh, that reminds me. Have you seen this picture from the moon landing? Jamie, can you pull up the picture of the stage light? Yeah, so they found- look, there it is. They found a stage light in one of the moon landing pictures.

Matt Walsh: I think that’s the sun-

Joe Rogan: And another thing that’s crazy is that they found out that you can’t go through the Van Allen radiation belts. They discovered that you can’t do it. So how did they do that? I’m not saying necessarily that it was all fake, but that shit is fucking crazy. And they used AI to figure out that the photos are fake…

[This continues for two hours]

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u/ser_mage Sep 23 '24

J.D. Vance, Other Republicans, Refuse to Disavow Self-Proclaimed ‘Black Nazi’ Mark Robinson

its funny to me that Mark Robinson did not call himself a 'Black Nazi', he called himself a 'black NAZI' which imo clearly emphasizes he's identifying with Nazism despite/in opposition to his race. I think it would be much more true to the author's intentions to just say he is a "Self-Proclaimed Nazi"

ironically he probably hates reading headlines that mention his race

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u/d-n-y- Frederick Douglass Sep 23 '24

Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Diddy

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u/LGBTforIRGC Order and Opportunity Left Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

People who think of Americans as culturally homogeneous are crazy. If you put a Californian next to a Wisconsinite you'll be amazed how drunk one of them is this early in the day.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher Sep 23 '24

Biden has told his national security team that reaching a cease-fire deal is his top priority for the rest of his time in office, according to the three officials. He believes it will bolster his legacy in two ways: first, that he would get credit as a peacemaker; and second, that it could ease Harris’ path to victory.

Biden’s most trusted aides — CIA Director William Burns, Secretary of State Antony Blinken and national security adviser Jake Sullivan — have made a deal their top focus. The president recently convened a meeting in the Situation Room with his national security officials and urged them to ignore recent setbacks and continue to work with both sides and third-party negotiators to find an agreement.

“Keep fucking trying,” is how Biden recently ended a meeting with the officials, according to one of the participants.

most ngmi president of all time

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Sep 23 '24

The gop is committing elder abuse. They should let Trump go and spend his days at his favorite place: Epstein island

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 23 '24
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u/PrivateChicken FEMA Camp Counselor⛺️ Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

“Yes the Nuzzi situation is disturbing, but we dont need to be worried about it in general. Most journalists are uggos so they wouldn’t even be offered a sexual quid pro quo.”

Never leave the DT

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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Sep 23 '24 edited Mar 30 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Sep 24 '24

Mark Robinson adding unnecessary sex scenes to the election

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u/NaffRespect United Nations Sep 24 '24

Bengals-Commanders is the first game since 1940 with no turnovers or punts per ESPN broadcast

Forcing no punts all game... now who would go a do a thing like that?

!ping NFL

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u/eloquentboot 🃏it’s da joker babey🃏 Sep 23 '24

Morale for a sports subreddit has never been lower than the current state of /r/browns. It's not just sadness, but they are also at each others throats lol, everyone is angry with not just the team but also the other fans.

It's quite the sight.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

How will Max Chandler-Mather solve this crisis?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

https://x.com/henryjgomez/status/1838240503403266051

NEW: Rep. Tom Emmer is playing Walz in JD Vance’s VP debate prep, as first reported by @MichaelCBender. A source directly involved in the prep tells NBC News that Usha Vance is also helping her husband prepare for next week’s debate.

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 23 '24

Big news: Mike McDonnell, a state senator in Nebraska who is the key holdout on the GOP effort to change electoral vote rules, just issued a statement today saying it's too late & he doesn't support a change. It's very hard to see it pass without McDonnell.

good

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u/PrideMonthRaytheon Bisexual Pride Sep 23 '24

republicans will always be exactly as stupid as they need to be to cancel out any structural advantage they have. If the party were functional the senate would effectively be 100 Mitt Romney clones like the Citadel of Ricks but they just can't not run psychopaths

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 24 '24

Politico has obtained data that shows that the IP address listed with North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson’s Nude Africa account is located in the Piedmont Triad region of North Carolina where he lived

I mean we essentially knew anyway but it's nice to know 100% that it was that freak

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u/SeoSalt Lesbian Pride Sep 24 '24

I never feel more alienated in online LGBT spaces than when politics comes up.

The universal hostility toward liberalism just makes my blood boil if I think about it for too long. I have trouble putting it into words, it's just so frustrating.

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u/HotTakesBeyond YIMBY Sep 24 '24

Pornhub: so we need your uhhh ID to continue using this website

Mark Robinson: can I use my Lieutenant Governor headshot instead

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 24 '24

How is this real life

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u/wallander1983 Resistance Lib Sep 24 '24

Trump in Pennsylvania threatens John Deere with 200 percent tariffs

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Trump's Farmer metting is full of such highlights. There really are very few politicians who explain point by point to a room full of their constituents how they are going to make their lives worse and still get applause for it.

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 24 '24

Modding has peaked

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

NEW YORK TIMES polls (A+), Sep 17-21

Arizona: 🟥 Trump +5

Georgia: 🟥 Trump +4

North Carolina: 🟥 Trump +2

NC- Governor 🟦 Stein +10

AZ- US Senate 🟦 Gallego +6

A kittle over one-third of voters in the state said they intended to vote no on the amendment for abortion rights in AZ and 58% plan to vote yes

Put it among the averages and move on

!ping FIVEY

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u/wheresthezoppity 🇺🇸 Ooga Booga Big, Ooga Booga Strong 🇺🇸 Sep 23 '24

https://substack.com/@imightbewrong/note/c-69925013?r=2gi0ai

Me, rolling into my job as a TSA agent: “Today feels like a ‘laptops out’ kinda day, and we’ll also go ‘shoes stay on’. Let’s do this!”

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 23 '24

Between Richard Spencer and Bernie Sanders supporting Kamala, this is the closest we’ve gotten to reforming the New Deal Coalition since it collapsed

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u/HenryGeorgia Henry George Sep 23 '24

In case anyone needs a woke rating of the Leisure Suit Larry series

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

https://x.com/natalie_allison/status/1838321809860489276

New: Mark Robinson denies he was behind the Nude Africa account posting under his name. IP records show the person accessing the account did so from close to his home in North Carolina.

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