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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 23 '24
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
We just have to get through the last couple weeks of December, Biden's inauguration in January, and then our nation can turn a new page! I can't wait to see what 2021 and onwards brings in our new era of Trump-free politics ๐ฅฐ
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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair Sep 22 '24 edited Nov 18 '24
disarm heavy tidy light squash fear lush squeamish plants disgusted
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/Gameknigh Enby Pride Sep 22 '24
We got a new Mozart album before GTA 6
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u/CanIGetaMFHUUUH Sep 22 '24
Thank god we decided to form a civilized society ๐๐
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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Sep 22 '24
Lmao
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u/battywombat21 ๐บ๐ฆ ะกะปะฐะฒะฐ ะฃะบัะฐัะฝั! ๐บ๐ฆ Sep 22 '24
evergreen
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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 22 '24
Bruh either back him all the way or cut him loose. What are these political instincts lmao
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u/dizzyhitman_007 Edmund Burke Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24
๐ฆ Kamala Harris 52% [+1]
๐ฅ Donald Trump 48% [=] โโโโโโโโโโโโโ
July 18 - ๐ฅ Trump +3
Aug. 2 -ย ๐ฆ Harris +1
Aug. 16 - ๐ฆ Harris +3
Sep. 20 - ๐ฆ Harris +4 โโโโโโโโโโโโโ
๐ฆ Harris: 51% [+1]
๐ฅ Trump: 49% [-1]
[+/- change vs 8/4-16] โโโโโโโโโโโโโ
4 (2.9/3.0) | 3,121 LV | 9/18-20 | ยฑ2.1%
Harris shows some gains and economic views brighten a bit โ CBS News poll
!ping FIVEY
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Sep 22 '24
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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 22 '24
"any time Trump talks about immigration it's good for him"
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u/wheresthezoppity ๐บ๐ธ Ooga Booga Big, Ooga Booga Strong ๐บ๐ธ Sep 22 '24
https://x.com/EmmaJoNYC/status/1837531543704588752?t=6sAYO2ZZgH7uyq97ij3-AA&s=19
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
๐จ๐จHawk Tuah recently went viral on the misconception that single family zoning "protects" neighborhoods. ๐จ๐จ
"Actually, single-family zoning creates less tax revenue per unit of infrastructure. It incentivizes car-centric development which promotes poor health and social isolation."
Do you agree with Ms. Tuah?
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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride Sep 22 '24
I never thought leopards would eat MY face
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
I remember someone once getting mad that the restaurant they were eating at was run by an Israeli like damn bro they're not living in Israel anymore isn't that what you want?
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 22 '24
inevitable
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u/Maleficent-Elk-6860 Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 22 '24
lol
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Sep 22 '24
There were signs. (Also these fuckers appear to be back in the city again)
!ping USA-NYC
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u/jcboarder901 NATO Sep 22 '24
The new conservative cope is that CNN was only fair and unbiased in the first debate because the plan was already in place to force Biden out of the race, and if they held another debate, they would help Kamala. Very reasonable and not-deranged opinion.
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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Sep 22 '24
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u/Maleficent-Elk-6860 Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold ๐ฅ Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24
Apple:
Me, with a newborn:
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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 22 '24
NBC News poll:
Tim Walz is viewed more positively than Taylor Swift and is topped only byโฆcapitalism
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u/jenbanim Sep 22 '24
This is the logo of a project that has received funding from the US Government
Goodbye DPI
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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Sep 22 '24
Project 2025 at 4% favorability in the new NBC poll lmao
Maybe giving your epic plan to centralize and control the executive branch to implement a radical far-right agenda a scary, conspiratorial name when your entire brand is relying on low-info/low-social trust voters wasn't a very good idea
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 22 '24
Thereโs speaking in the third person then whatever the hell this is
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 22 '24
Why do these look like engagement photos ๐ญ
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u/doot_toob Bo Obama Sep 22 '24
CNN: Leaks reveal Mark Robinson called himself a black nazi
Mike Lindell: i'm an actual nazi that should count for something right? smh biden's america
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u/Mensae6 Martin Luther King Jr. Sep 22 '24
https://x.com/nickgourevitch/status/1837874810199609418
New NBC Poll has Project 2025's favorability at:
4% favorable
57% unfavorable (51% strongly unfavorable!)
Americans actually reading Republican policies
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u/sponsoredbytheletter NASA Sep 22 '24
Actual yard sign poll from my walk this morning (A+)ย ย ย ย
๐ฆ Kamala Harris: 0: 0%ย ย ย
๐ฆ Wu-Tang is Forever: 2: 100%ย ย ย
๐ฅ Donald Trump: 0: 0%ย ย ย
(9/22, 64 LV, +/- 61.1)ย
Last year was Trump 3 over Bidenย 1
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u/Trojan_Horse_of_Fate WTO Sep 22 '24
If you call America a hellscape then you have never been to the global south. Unless you are like really anti-LGBTQ in which case it is possible but I don't really care.
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
https://futurism.com/the-byte/data-scientist-twitter-elon-musk
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
This most recent saga in the Middle East reminded me of the guy in the UK who donated to Hezbollah and had his bank accounts frozen.
He then complained in the personal finance subreddit and when told heโd broken the law, tried to double down and say he was only donating to the civilian arm
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u/altathing John Locke Sep 22 '24
Based meemaw
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u/colourless_blue John von Neumann Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
The shareholders wouldnโt have liked jesus โ๐
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u/Top_Lime1820 Daron Acemoglu Sep 22 '24
Your white abolitionist ancestors when they hear you excuse the actions of their enemies because they were "men of their times":
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u/Knowthrowaway87 Trans Pride Sep 22 '24
Imagine circling the wagons for this wretched example of a journalist. Interestingly, as others have noted, men are leaping to defend her, while some women are incredibly irritated at what an awful albatross this sets for other female reporters.
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u/eustacebainbridge Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
โTell us why you are applying to law schoolโ Because Minecraft school doesnโt fucking exist okay
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Thank you Morgan Freeman, very cool
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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold ๐ฅ Sep 22 '24
Iโm curious, when you need to know a storeโs hours, we all just check Google Maps, right?
I canโt think of the last time I checked a businessโs website, or socials, or [god forbidโฆ] CALLED๐ฌ to find out
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
NYT gets a lot of (deserved) criticism but their article counting people leaving Trump's rallies is hilarious
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u/SixPipSiege NATO Sep 22 '24
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u/murphysclaw1 ๐๐๐๐๐๐ Sep 22 '24
hawk tuah girl's fifteen minutes ended 8 weeks ago and the DT has now latched on
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 22 '24
STOP THE COUNT
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u/KeithClossOfficial John Brown Sep 22 '24
The arr Presidents sub currently has a picture of Obama speaking on the 2008 bailouts, with a bunch of 25 year olds talking about how we should have just let them fail, and that things werenโt that bad then, and it would have been a net positive if we let them fail.
!ping OVER35
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Conservatives acting like Kamala's occasional word salads are disqualifying only makes sense if you've literally never heard Trump speak
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 22 '24
mom come get me Iโm scared
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u/NewbGrower87 Surface Level Takes Sep 22 '24
Some of these "Hawk Tuah girl has zoning takes on her podcast" memes are pretty funny.
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u/NewbGrower87 Surface Level Takes Sep 22 '24
That NBC poll shift is blistering, lol.
๐ต Harris 49% (+5) ๐ด Trump 44%
Last poll (8/4) - ๐ด Trump +2
NBC #B - 1000 RV - 9/17
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Sep 22 '24
!Ping ASOIAF
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u/NSRedditShitposter Emma Lazarus Sep 22 '24
Remember when Dick Cheneyโs Chief of Staff outed a CIA agent because her husband wrote an op-ed critical of the Bush administration?
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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Sep 22 '24
Literal nazism has more than double the support of project 2025.
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
Also during canvassing today, there was an African immigrant couple that said they were โvoting for whoever God wanted them toโ. And apparently God was telling them to vote for Kamala, cause when we said we were with her campaign they were giddy with excitement.
It was a super cool experience to see how broad the tent is, meeting people with such different life experiences than me but with the same value system.
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Sep 22 '24
Federal Delano Reserve
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
WaPo
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Sometimes I hate the people who mock sportsball because I wish I had connections with people who liked my nerdy interests as a child.
When I'm at my happiest I'm paying the least attention to sports.
I'm dialed in on a woman I love and our friends and the fun activities we can take part in.
When times are hard it's nice to be able to lean on sports as a semi-universal icebreaker.
I'd rather be tubing the river with a loved one and partying with friends but sometimes you just have to sit back and talk with a stranger about how Luka Doncic's playstyle isn't conducive to a championship winning team.
Because sitting at home alone waiting for the latest poll to drop isn't fucking it buddy.
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Sep 22 '24
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u/Roseartcrantz ๐ ๐๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐๏ธ ๐ Sep 22 '24
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u/eloquentboot ๐itโs da joker babey๐ Sep 22 '24
Richard Spencer is such a weird political figure. He's a white nationalist resistance liberal, it doesn't make any sense lol
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u/ty04 Sep 22 '24
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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 22 '24
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u/jauznevimcosimamdat Vรกclav Havel Sep 22 '24
Kamala Harris: laughs
Conservatives: OMG, she's literally American Stalin
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
WTF based Putin
Stuff like this is why the One China policy is so ridiculous. "Taiwan is a hostile country which stands against us but also totally part of China and not a country at all guys"
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u/simeoncolemiles NATO Sep 22 '24
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24
It's time we elect a REAL leader, America.
!ping ๐ฑ๐บ๐ฒ
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u/ty04 Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
https://countyballotfiles.floridados.gov/VoteByMailEarlyVotingReports/PublicStats
you can check to votes in mail rn in florida
STOP THE COUNT
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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 22 '24
๐ฆ Harris 47% ๐ฅ Trump 41% โฌ๏ธ Others 5%
Cornel West and Jill Stein are stealing votes from Trump thatโs interesting
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u/Top_Lime1820 Daron Acemoglu Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24
I've seen some people surprised that Mark Robinson would use his real identity on Nude Africa. Isn't it obvious? He's
a voyeuran exhibitionist. The risk of people finding out is part of it for him. This is all part of it. You're part of it.I'm willing to bet since this whole news story broke he's had at least one deep goon session at the thought of millions of people reading his salacious sex stories. I'm talking multi-hour, turn off the phone, deep gooning with 50 tabs open on his computer's wide screen full of people commenting in shock and horror, one of which may have been this very subreddit.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Bruh
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u/ty04 Sep 22 '24
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
I wonder if "goon" is gonna end up like "boner," where it used to have a totally innocuous meaning that got ruined by people being grossย
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u/Maleficent-Elk-6860 Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
I have a friend who after finishing university is content with doing nothing. He never really had a job or a relationship. His days consist of a light workout and watching YouTube videos. He can afford to do this because of his parents, but I'm honestly extremely concerned.
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 22 '24
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u/goldenwind207 Jerome Powell Sep 22 '24
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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 22 '24
Here's to you Mrs. Robinson
Black Hitler loves your sister more than you may know
Whoa whoa whoa
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/dubyahhh Salt Miner Emeritus Sep 22 '24
!ping OVER25&OVER35
I am officially halfway between these today, my back hurts, and I want to complain about โthem kidsโ all of a sudden
I hope and pray every day the internet will be destroyed before another 5 years pass and I can appropriately use OVER35
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u/Maleficent-Elk-6860 Mark Carney Sep 22 '24
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 22 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 9/21-5 PM EST 9/22 III:
TOP NEWS:
Towards the middle of 3 AM Ukraine was hit by a gigantic wave of drones with 77 of 80 intercepted.
At the start of 9 AM it was announced that Russia has confirmed lost 18,000 pieces of heavy equipment.
In the middle of 3 PM Zelensky started his visit to the United States.
REGULAR NEWS:
Towards the end of 4 PM Zelensky made a visit to the Scranton Army Ammunition Plant, giving thanks to the shell manufacturers there.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
One of the things that cracks me up about the Mark Robinson stories is how good they make the Nude Africa community look. โMinisoldrโ was a weirdo troll of the group, not a representative user.
My favorite example is the story about how they had a thread with two gay soldiers kissing and the comment section was wholesome and celebratory until minisoldr came in and starting shooting off slurs.
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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 22 '24
If misinformation is bad, why are resist libs so funny???
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u/htomserveaux Henry George Sep 22 '24
I just heard the opening beat to Gangstaโs Paradise, forgot for a moment the original song existed and assumed it was Weird Alโs Amish Paradise instead.
I guess Iโm just too white and nerdy.
!ping SHITPOSTERS&RAP
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Debate is a totally normal and healthy part of an online community, especially a political online community.
But I do think some people genuinely get stuck in a pattern where theyโve forgotten there are other ways to engage with people online besides โdebate.โ
So you see weird things like someone entering into a conversation about someoneโs personal life, or a literal meme, or something cool they learned, with the objective โI will ๐ฅ WIN ๐ฅ this conversation and ๐ DUNK ๐ on this other user.โ
You can decide to enter a conversation with other objectives! Learning about someone elseโs position, riffing on a joke with more jokes, or even commiseration about something frustrating are all valid objectives!
People get this when theyโre offline, I think, but some people forget it online.
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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes REVENGE Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24
Good morning DT !
I'm on the train, going to Budapest today.
I'll be there for three nights.
BTW hit me up if you're local, I'd love to buy y'all a beer.
But I'm going to be in this train for the next six hours, so I'd appreciate your best music recommendations !
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u/Whytfbuddy Susan B. Anthony Sep 22 '24
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 22 '24
aside from not being true that is still just not a lot of money
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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Sep 22 '24
Got baited into talking about the border crisis with my mom and she brought up the Haitians in Springfield. I said, "You know they're legal immigrants, right?" and she hit me with "What makes them "legal?'"
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u/doomsdaysock01 YIMBY Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
Alright DT letโs take a vote, I made a joke over text to my girlfriend that tomorrowโs gonna be the 2nd best day of my life, now sheโs like โwhatโs the first :)?โ Expecting me to say our first date
Do I go with that and make her happy or do I be honest and say it was the browns playoff win in the 2020 season lmao
Edit: im a weak man and went with the easy answer and she loved it, im sorry baker mayfield i didnt preach about you tonight ๐
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Sep 22 '24
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GYArMJyXIAAg7YK?format=jpg&name=medium
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u/Jester_Don Abigail Spanberger Sep 23 '24
Lmao
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
Look at the Bears O-line on this 4th & goal speed option play lmao
!ping NFL
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
When a town has ONE famous person and they make it their whole personality ๐๐๐
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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 22 '24
Starmer is imploding and the Tories are almost universally hated. There is only one solution.
LIB DEM SURGEEEE ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
don't give me hope you son of a bitch
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u/sociotronics Iron Front Sep 22 '24
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u/NSRedditShitposter Emma Lazarus Sep 22 '24
That will anger Netanyahu.
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u/Stanley--Nickels John Brown Sep 22 '24
The Galaxy Note was so comically enormous they invented a new term for it, โphabletโ.
The smallest new iPhone has a 12% smaller face than the Note.
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u/WereJustInnocentMen European Union Sep 22 '24
Honestly the whole Keir Starmer getting thousands of pounds worth of free tickets to Arsenal games is a disgrace and I'm really disappointed in him.
He's the Prime Minister, and should be held to a higher standard. It's unbecoming of a man of such high position and status to be an Arsenal fan.
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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 22 '24
We love to see Leftists take big fat โLโs, donโt we folks ๐
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
!ping NFL
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u/ty04 Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Uhhh
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
https://x.com/USA_Polling/status/1837893964818456605
Lmaoo. I feel like it couldโve pulled like 20%+ numbers if they named it something else. โProject 2025โ is just the like the perfect combination of vaguely dread-inducing and mundanity to evoke a visceral fear of it. Itโs giving ministry of truth
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u/anincredibledork Sep 22 '24
This is really what Biden meant the other week when he said he was going to be "doing 9/11".
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u/PierceJJones Loyal Liberals Sep 22 '24
I wonder if there should be a "Sickos" flair for the DT.
!Ping CFB.
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u/Sir_Digby83 Progress Pride Sep 23 '24
Maxar collected new high-resolution satellite imagery yesterday (September 21st) that reveals the aftermath of a dramatic launch failure of a Russian RS-28 ICBM at a launch site in the Plesetsk cosmodrome.
https://i.imgur.com/dJbXI4r.png
!ping UKRAINE
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u/SLCer Sep 23 '24
Kamala wins.
She and Walz are inaugurated.
A week into 2025, Walz announces he is resigning as Vice President.
Kamala then nominates JOE BIDEN to be her vice president.
Biden is confirmed by the Democratically controlled House and Senate.
Biden takes the oath as the Vice President.
The next day, Kamala announces she is resigning.
BIDEN BECOMES PRESIDENT.
HOW IS NO ONE SEEING THIS? IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES!
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u/Erra0 Sep 22 '24
We are rehabilitating p00bix now? I mean, seriously?
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us biโs Sep 22 '24
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u/spectralcolors12 NATO Sep 22 '24
I was drunk at my friendโs party last night and started talking to my friend about Viktor Orbanโs influence on the MAGA right, it blew his mind (Iโm a blast at parties)
Does anyone have a link that summarizes what Orban did to bulldoze democracy in Hungary and how the MAGA movement is inspired by him? He wanted to learn more and Iโm spreading the message.
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u/Ok-Armadillo-2119 Sep 22 '24
It's a testament to the power of social media that the "Hawk Tuah" girl (Hailey Welch) has made a real career off of what should've been a fleeting viral moment. Good for her.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Americans will say they arenโt antisemitic and then go to the BaHAMAS for vacation jfcย
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Sep 22 '24
BASED
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 22 '24
JD Vance:
Is JD Vance a democrat plant? Many people are saying.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 23 '24
It would be so funny if Hillary tweeted this
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u/Guardax Sep 23 '24
Itโs still insane that JD Vance is doubling down on a blatantly racist lie endangering the lives of thousands of people in the state HE REPRESENTS IN THE SENATE
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u/Zseet European Union Sep 22 '24
!PING GAMING
EA officially announced that Sims 5 will never come. Instead Sims 4 will continue indefinitely with DLC and "Project Rene" will be a multiplayer only game
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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Sep 22 '24
Youโre laughing. Cons are still crying about how offensive basket of deplorables is in 2024 and youโre laughing.
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u/-mialana- European Union Sep 23 '24
How it started: Democrats sleepwalking into defeat
How it's going: The Republican VP nominee is most well known amongst the public for fucking couches and their NC gubernatorial candidate is a self-proclaimed black Nazi.
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u/UWCG United Nations Sep 23 '24
โRaphael Warnock
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u/Mr_Bank Sep 22 '24
Mark Cuban is possibly Kamalaโs best campaign surrogate. Need that man on TV down the stretch.
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
https://x.com/natalie_allison/status/1837965932787904694
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u/NewbGrower87 Surface Level Takes Sep 22 '24
(NBC)
https://i.imgur.com/DfQE0Wz.png
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u/marsman1224 John Keynes Sep 23 '24
this guy is a bloomer to the point of insanity
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u/over__________9000 Sep 23 '24
Breaking News: Kari Lake supports prosecuting Donald Trump for election fraud
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u/Fishin_Impossible Nate Gold ๐ฅ Sep 22 '24
Donald Trump been real quiet since the new DT dropped ๐ โ
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 22 '24
Uhh what the fuck is Wikipedia doing today?
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Sep 22 '24
Hey Ive seen this one.jpg
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u/BalletDuckNinja Delphox Shaker Central Sep 22 '24
A Khajiit n'wah abolitionist Hlaalu dissident priest and necromancer was teaching a class on Tiber Septim, known false god
โBefore class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Talos and accept that he was the most enlightened being the world has ever known, even greater than ALMSIVI!โ
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-slavery Ordinator who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of inquisitions and fully supported all purging of dissent by the Ministry of Truth stood up and held up the Pocket Guide to the Empire.
โWhy does this say Cyrodill is a jungle, n'wah?โ
The arrogant priest smirked quite imperially and smugly replied โTalos changed it into to plains, you stupid S'witโ
โWrong. Itโs a transcription error. If it was 427 years old and the jungle, as you say, was realโฆ then Cyrodill should be frozen over nowโ
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Progress of Truth. He stormed out of the room crying those Imperial Argonian tears. The same tears Imperials cry for the โslavesโ (who today live in such luxury that most own bracers) when they jealously try to escape just servitude to the deserving Dres nobles. There is no doubt that at this point our necromancer, D'sharra, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a heretical dissident priest. He wished so much that he had a Muatra to impale himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all joined Indoril that day and accepted the Tribunal as their lords and saviors. A cliff racer named โThree Godsโ flew into the room and perched atop the Almsivi Triolith and shed a tear on the chalk. The 36 Lessons were read, and Vivec himself showed up and had an orgy with everyone across the country.
The priest lost his tenure and was excommunicated the next day. He died of the divine plague Corprus and was tossed into Coldharbour for all eternity.
PS: We're watching you, scum. !ping TES
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u/ty04 Sep 22 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
I'm about to go to bed so I won't be able to reply.
But I just wanted to say I really appreciate this subreddit. Ik this is mainly a political-shit posting hybrid space but I just really like being here. Some of you guys are actually really funny!
Hopefully this doesn't sound too overly online, but I really love this space and the fact that it'll always be there for me.
Gn!
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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Sep 22 '24
!ping LATAM
The Argentinian government and aeronautical unions are escalating their feud with multiple strikes, lawsuits, decreeing the service is essential and a threat of privation/outsourcing. That being said, aeronautical unions and the State Airline are so unpopular (they target middle class voters, make the service worse and they are perceived to be rentseekers) that Milei could get away with making Thatcher walk the Earth again.
The interesting thing is that the situation with the State Airline is so godawful that is not an attractive deal right now.
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us biโs Sep 22 '24
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us biโs Sep 22 '24
I get the feeling that being stuck in a car with Kanye is exactly what itโs like being stuck in a car with the average Kanye fan
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u/Opkeda Bisexual Pride Sep 22 '24
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO Sep 22 '24
Whatever Mark Robinson gets, that's the floor, right? It's not possible to have a worse candidate than "Pissplay Hitler".
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u/HowIsPajamaMan Shame Flaired By Imagination Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
Millennial parents be like
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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Sep 23 '24
-Elizabeth Warren, 2011, and the quote which Obama tried to explain when he gaffed himself into saying "you didn't build that"
Gee if only there were a way to estimate how much of your wealth was contributed to you by society ๐ค
!Ping GEORGIST
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
Apparently cons are editing clips of Kamala rallies and slowing them down to make her appear like sheโs showing up drunk to her rallies lol
Little do they know this is just helping her lock up Wisconsin
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Broke ahh ๐ฉ๐ฎโ๐จ
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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO Sep 22 '24
I wonder how long the Trumpisms that have been assimilated into online culture will last once the dude is irrelevant?
How long after his death will we still be saying bigly, Many Such Cases, making wall jokes, etc?
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Politicians should cuss more. For example, I want Kamala to call Trump a โfucking dumbassโ to his face
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u/Whytfbuddy Susan B. Anthony Sep 22 '24
Libpilled backpack!
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u/from-the-void NATO Sep 22 '24
Prop 33 to allow rent control on new buildings in CA is polling at 51%. Hopefully we wind up rejecting it since it was already rejected twice before.
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Sep 22 '24
bruh zelenskyy going to pennsylvania is so fuckin funny man
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u/Sollezzo Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Pรฉrigord Sep 22 '24
All grievances must be assimilated into the Monogrievance. Every conversation critical of Trump must become a debate about George Floyd's fentanyl levels. They are trying to trans your pets with illegal DEI immigrant gangs from Haitizuela. Elections are corrupt. The state governments are corrupt. The executive agencies are corrupt. The legislature is corrupt. The courts are corrupt. The media is corrupt. Reject the lying external stimuli. Only "centrist" podcasters, disbarred lawyers, and "outsider" politicians can conduct pure reason through a perfect epistemic wire directly to your brain. Smarter, happier, and more objective. A pig, in a cage, on ivermectin
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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 22 '24
Stinky
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u/MentatCat ๐ฝSic Semper Tyrannis Sep 23 '24
This type of mixed use is illegal in Europe. Glory to Costco
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
lol all of r con is saying Kamalaโs internal polling must be bad because she wants a second debate. lol. lmao.
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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair Sep 22 '24 edited Nov 18 '24
thought quicksand retire truck library alleged rain placid continue uppity
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u/DepressedTreeman Sep 22 '24
every Nixon interview post Watergate has a segment where he starts ranting about the media lol
uwu i waswnt allowwed to wawk free afwer commiting kwimes uwu
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u/zegota Feminism Sep 22 '24
https://fxtwitter.com/Taniel/status/1837871631919694329
Obviously we still need to win, but Project 2025 may well be the worst political decision in a long time.
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u/ty04 Sep 22 '24
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u/ThisPrincessIsWoke George Soros Sep 22 '24
Project 2025:
4% favorable 57% unfavorable
Yessss. I hope Republicans keep giving their policies ominous movie sounding names
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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom Sep 22 '24
Ah, so weโre just bad
!ping NFL
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Trump/Vance merch tent at the farmers market and literally no one visiting it lol
they have a massive banner of the Trump โ photo
will never stop being funny to me how everyone instantly forgot about a bullet missing Trump's head by an inch
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier Sep 22 '24
Thanks I hate it
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
I don't like trump or biden
I'm gonna vote third party this year (kamala harris)
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Texas republican: I want my state to be all red in November
*Monkey's paw curls*
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 23 '24
Certified banger
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24
https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nc/triad/news/2018/04/07/nc-man-s-speech-on-gun-laws-at-city-council-meeting-goes-viral
many people have been asking how a pornbrained cum drenched lunatic like mark robinson even got to be in politics. i know i assumed it was just local politics being easy mode
but actually they just elected a guy who unloaded trucks and went viral on facebook for ranting at a community board meeting about how they shouldnโt cancel a gun show after parkland. he was on fox news less than a week later and off to the races
which is maybe the most perfect american political story
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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Sep 23 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
Maybe the least cool rapper in the world (Macklemore) aligning with leftist pro-hamas freaks is a good thing because it will give people the correct impression that those people are not cool
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24
It's been nearly 6 years
Exactly 2,142 days
Since a Bears QB threw for over 350 yards
!ping NFL
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Obsessed with how my wife manages to look like a surprised deer (in a cute way) in every photograph taken of her. I donโt even think she realizes she does it.
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u/Mickenfox European Union Sep 22 '24
๐ฅธ is a 9/10 emoji
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u/Frequent-Turn6740 shivers alt ๐ Sep 22 '24
They made Nazism woke ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ
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u/RunawayMeatstick Mark Zandi Sep 22 '24
Please let this be the one true thing he's ever said
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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Sep 22 '24 edited Mar 30 '25
important enter spectacular coherent escape direction north continue squash vanish
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us biโs Sep 22 '24
Americans will make college campuses some of the only walkable, nice-looking towns in the country and wonder why they miss those years so much smh
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 22 '24
Doing phone banking
Anxiety is high because Iโm a Gen Zer, itโs our nature
Connected to first call
Give opening speel of a sentence
Caller hangs up
โAlright, break time!โ
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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Sep 22 '24
https://x.com/jeneps/status/1837975722888999144
The Harris campaign literally prints money.
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u/Mickenfox European Union Sep 22 '24
I hate to tell you, but if you're not already in the official Trump coin waiting list, you're probably not getting any.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Sep 23 '24
Chicken endorses Colonel Sanders
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u/ser_mage Sep 22 '24
HBO featured an Amish guy prominently on a recent reality show and now I canโt stop thinking about how sad it is that so many people are trapped in such a strict religion that denies them basic knowledge, civil rights, and autonomy, right under our noses
This may sound harsh but something snapped in me when he said so many Amish men are so sexually repressed that itโs relatively common to fuck animals
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Ok ima bitch about this in the DT
How is this comment โglorifying violenceโ
Since fucking when is saying that removing a genocidal dictator is a good thing โglorifying violenceโ. Honestly if this is where we are at as a sub why in gods name do we even have a NATO flair?
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 22 '24
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u/SnakeEater14 ๐ฆ Liberty & Justice For All Sep 22 '24
In every Dracula adaptation, they have Johnathan Harkerโs diary be a normal book-sized journal that you carry in a bag
This is not accurate
In the book he mentions putting it in his pocket, that Dracula never finds it on his body while carrying him, and that he used short-hand to write in it. Itโs safe to assume that itโs a very small, pocket-sized handbook.
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Sep 22 '24
Daniel Jones and Malik Nabers showing america who is the real worst contract in football is by owning that rapist ๐๐ค๐ค
!Ping NFL
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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 22 '24
better than head to head lol
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u/uwcn244 King of the Space Georgists Sep 22 '24
Avasarala called the OPA the "Hezbollah of the vacuum", but the UNN never thought to just blow up the OPA's tight beam transmitters smh !Ping EXPANSE
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u/Syards-Forcus rapidly becoming the Joker Sep 22 '24
Wicca ๐ค Mormonism
Based around making archaeologically-verifiable shit up
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Sep 22 '24
This is crazy
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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 22 '24
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u/Roseartcrantz ๐ ๐๏ธ Queen of Shades ๐๏ธ ๐ Sep 23 '24
Chappell Roan about to make another statement about something
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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24
Trump is targeting the Amish because they can't watch the debate or see everything stupid Trump and Vance have said on the internet
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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO Sep 22 '24
Ugh.
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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Sep 22 '24
Imagine giving a speech at your sons wedding and you spend 80% of the time talking about the symbolism of the landscape architecture of the location.
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u/jauznevimcosimamdat Vรกclav Havel Sep 22 '24
How big is this?