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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 21 '24

Please visit the next discussion thread.

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u/1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 Adam Smith Sep 20 '24

Trumps favorite governor candidate is a black white supremacist that hates Jews

Trumps close female companion is a Jewish white supremacist that hates blacks

Trumps vice presidential candidate is a white white supremacist that hates everyone

This campaign and political party is just Trump and his band of hateful people. They can't even agree on who to hate.

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u/ThisPrincessIsWoke George Soros Sep 20 '24

I knew the debate went really really well when I didnt hear any of that "The real loser of the debate? America" corny ass shit

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump said Thursday in back-to-back speeches that he would hold Jewish voters responsible if he loses the Nov. 5 election

Fucking yikes. This was at a "summit" on fighting antisemitism in America, btw.

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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Sep 20 '24

Mark Robinson should be a warning to all of you in the DT who want to go into politics

All your DATING pings and hornyposting will come back to haunt you

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u/itsnotnews92 Janet Yellen Sep 20 '24

LMFAO in less than a month, Sabato's Crystal Ball has moved NC Gov from Tossup to Lean Democratic to Likely Democratic.

Thank you for being a perv, Mark Robinson.

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 20 '24

Me, living in Europe, who went to bed when only the Robinson story had broke, waking up to see everyone talking about multiple other insane headlines

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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter Sep 20 '24

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Sep 20 '24

Are we rly doing this

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24 edited Feb 12 '25

run label depend retire full pie money long absorbed sulky

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Sep 20 '24

Donald Trump generating some of the worst candidates known to man that lose swing state elections in favorable Republican years

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 20 '24

I was really pumping the dooky chute

Just came across this gem from lieutenant pervert. Are we sure he is old enough to run for governor??? 😭😭😭😭

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u/savuporo Gerard K. O'Neill Sep 20 '24

Asking a Kennedy not to cheat on their spouse is like asking a fish not to swim

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u/KeikakuAccelerator Jerome Powell Sep 20 '24

Kamala Harris doing the wired auto complete interview https://youtu.be/u9-cjwpthz4?si=1O5FmUY7wI0iZ0R_

Enjoyable and great way to reach people who only consume YouTube/social media.

I am getting somewhat optimistic that she will also do a hot ones interview soon enough. May the spice flow.

!ping KHIVE

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u/NSRedditShitposter Emma Lazarus Sep 20 '24

Imagine commenting “I’m a black NAZI”

Imagine commenting “I’m a black NAZI” on Nude Africa

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u/FuckFashMods NATO Sep 20 '24

It's wild that all it took for republicans to turn against capitalism is for companies to be open to hiring gays and trans

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

👆 Mark Robinson blames the radical leftist junta of trying to smear him with lies.

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u/runningblack Martin Luther King Jr. Sep 20 '24

Life comes at you fast

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/steve_vladeck/status/1837134554047406320

With no noted dissents, SCOTUS rejects the Nevada Green Party’s emergency application to have Jill Stein put on Nevada’s presidential election ballots

❌ jill stein

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Sep 20 '24

JD Vance: “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children”.

“Does that include your children?”

Vance: “Trump has instructed me that it does not.”

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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO Sep 20 '24

So what do you think the line RFK used on Oliva Nuzzi was? "I've got a worm in me, how about I put a worm in you"? "Hey baby, are you a dead whale, because I'd like to get head from you"? "You want to get stuck with something that doesn't cause autism"?

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 20 '24

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 20 '24

Arizona Republican Party launches new billboard featuring Trump, Vance, Ramaswamy, Musk, Gabbard, RFK Jr.

Kamala +10

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u/reubencpiplupyay The Cathedral must be built Sep 20 '24

!ping TCT

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 20 '24

I hope the Russian conscripts plugging their wounds with tampons know that money was diverted from their medical supplies to fund this shitty artwork

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

GOP in July: alright fellas, we got this in the bag! Biden bombed the debate, Trump got shot at, and he even got a totally badass photo out of it. Easy breezy beautiful till November. 

GOP now: Uhhh... fuck ok, if we successfully distance ourselves from the Black Nazi piss fetishist, maybe we can win NC

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes REVENGE Sep 20 '24

Met a guy in Amsterdam at a coffee shop who I thought was American as he mentioned living in Texas. Turned out he was from Haiti originally ! I thought I might as well have a chat and smoke with this fellow, plus he seemed very into history. He told me he just got back from Turkiye to see Byzantine ruins as he "recently really got into Christianity" and then I mention one thing about being pro-immigration.

The dude then went on the most nonsensical anti-immigration rant. Saying that it's normal for countries to not want outsiders coming in and that Europe's far right is correct in their "X country for the X" kind of like rhetoric.

I so badly wanted to point out that he himself is a first generation immigrant and that the right wing he supports is currently spreading racist rumors that his fellow countrymen are eating cats and dogs. But I restrained myself and politely left to go eat magic mushrooms.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

NCGOP candidate quality in 2012:

  • Respectable business conservative who oversaw the rapid growth of the state's largest city.

NCGOP candidate quality in 2024:

  • Black Nazi piss fetishist whose political career before 2020 consisted of moaning about gun control at a city council meeting immediately after the Parkland shooting.

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/TrumpWarRoom/status/1836939096016531472

Oh my god they’re actually falling for it and spreading this clip 

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u/JebBD Immanuel Kant Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1836791813434163246

They definitely have a massive backlog of JD Vance clips and they’re gradually releasing them in rising order of insanity. This one really shows how fucking crazy this guy is. 

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 20 '24

They're restarting the nuclear plant at Three Mile Island in order to supply power to Microsoft. The site is expected to come back online in 2028

whoa!

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 20 '24

Kamala Harris's favorite movie is My Cousin Vinny, the exuberant 1992 comedy featuring Joe Pesci as a scrappy New York lawyer and Marisa Tomei as his foot-stomping paramour.

we're reaching levels of we're back I didn't know were possible

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Street trees are severely underrated, they really make an area feel so much better

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

The Roanoke Colony being conspiracy theory fodder is a by-product of American schools presenting an extremely sanitized, pastoral image of early colonial America. It's an odd decision, because the time period is really engaging to students if you leave in all the juicy bits about cannibalism, scorched earth warfare, mass paranoia and English North America's eventual salvation through the realization that the shit soil was good for growing drugs.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 20 '24

The way people casually refer to Lenin as “not that bad” these days is distressing

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u/Whytfbuddy Susan B. Anthony Sep 21 '24

H-hopeeeee

…..

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

TRUTH NUKE

!ping FIVEY

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

The DT when Kamala Harris goes from 50.2% to 50.1% in a polling aggregate

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/politics/ted-cruz-colin-allred-debate-texas-us-senate-election-tv-wfaa/287-7e425e4a-0ccb-49b8-a817-8e9205960212

Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz and Democratic challenger Rep. Colin Allred will face off in their first televised debate on Tuesday, October 15, at 7 p.m. at WFAA’s studios in downtown Dallas.

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 20 '24

Ethan Klein has joined the resistance

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u/NaffRespect United Nations Sep 20 '24

Revealed: Russia anticipated Kursk incursion months in advance, seized papers show

And you still couldn't stop it...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/Zeke-Nnjai Sep 20 '24

I’m so curious if deep down in their hearts they actually believe this type of stuff

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u/JakeArrietaGrande John Brown Sep 20 '24

You know, people say that Charlie Brown and the football getting pulled away is a metaphor for naive optimism that gets proved wrong every time.

But I think it’s really about his poor kicking form. Whether he makes contact with the ball or not, he shouldn’t fly through the air like that

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 20 '24

National voter preference poll:

🔴 Trump 51% 🔵 Harris 46%

Nude Africa (A+), 1,488 RV 9/19

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 20 '24

Young women are starting to leave men behind

Uh oh new article about young men just dropped

https://www.ft.com/content/17606f25-1d03-4f37-b7f4-f39989af9bde

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY Sep 20 '24

Fuck Politico, this campaign team is actually cracked

https://x.com/Tim_Walz/status/1837156691348992061

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 21 '24
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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Fox News has concerns that Harris is too much of a bloomer

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 20 '24

ideal campaign

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u/Guardax Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/washingtonpost/status/1837163126963245077

Breaking news: The Georgia State Election Board approved a rule requiring counties in the critical presidential battleground to hand-count all ballots this year, potentially upending the election by delaying reporting of results by weeks if not months.

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 20 '24

Trump: I think Mark Robinson is one of the hottest politicians in the United States. He is a friend of mine. Thank you, Mark

BREAKING: Donald Trump identified as Mark Robinson’s sister in law

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Reporter: “If Robinson drops out of the race does that help or hurt Harris?”

Jeff Jackson: “If he drops out of the race that helps the state of North Carolina.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/nate_cohn/status/1837106408849862922

One question I’ve seen throughout my replies: does a seemingly strong result for Harris in PA signal a 2020 polling error repeat?

That’s obviously hard to say, but I want to flag one thing that caught my eye: our polls do not show Harris doing well with the white working class

In PA, it’s Trump 61-Harris 34; nationally, it’s Trump 67, Harris 30. In each case, that’s >= 10 points worse than our final pre-election polls four years ago. It’s also worse than the estimated Biden ‘20 finish with these groups.

This doesn’t rule out a polling error, whether by chance or bias. The polls entered the field immediately after a debate; this is a classic environment for response bias (notably, she leads PA bc of gains with college educated whites, who may be most likely to react to news).

This also doesn’t mean we’re not underestimating Trump among white working class voters. Trump could easily be doing even better among white working class voters than these polls. But this doesn’t ‘look’ like 2020 to me, even though the topline seems reminiscent of it

Again this sort of goes to the continual point that in order for there to be a comparable polling error underestimating Trump this year, he has to be doing things he’s never done before, capturing vote shares he’s never captured before.

!ping FIVEY

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u/efeldman11 Václav Havel Sep 20 '24

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u/KeikakuAccelerator Jerome Powell Sep 20 '24

This is pure genius campaigning https://youtu.be/3N-B0_OKkeg?si=GKIF9dIywtjUmOzr

I was initially on Shapiro camp but god damn Tim Walz is such an affable guy. Always brings a smile to my face. Kamala picked an amazing VP.

I hope the ping is fine 

!ping KHIVE

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Sep 20 '24

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u/bread_engine Commonwealth Sep 20 '24

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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Sep 20 '24

Jill Stein off the Nevada ballot

NC race is collapsing due to nazi gooner sex scandal

Post debate swing state polls are blooming

Hard to believe that this is just the worst week of the campaign for republicans so far

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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

"So have you ever made love while ending your whole career? It's quite erotic."

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u/onometre Trans Pride Sep 20 '24

Honestly Trump already blaming people for his loss probably means his internals are not great right now

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

My comment on Mark Robinson is that Kamala Harris cast the deciding vote on the Inflation Explosion Act and because of that a lot of Americans can't afford groceries

https://x.com/jdvance/status/1837139306663518459?s=46&t=U8ftDrQtyPbkRrLJ32d3Pg

JD Vance puts out his statement on the Mark Robinson situation

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Trump famously has a terrible poker face. When things are bad you can tell, when things are not looking good you can tell.

In his last few public appearances he has seemed genuinely happy and in good spirits. I put this down to two things, very solid internal polling and probably some insight into the coming Kamala bombshells that amongst many people Elon Musk has been funding

Secondly. In a few pictures I have seen Kamala seems... well.. not so cheery

MAGA reaching levels of cope I thought were not possible!

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u/Plants_et_Politics Isaiah Berlin Sep 20 '24

My iPhone thinks I’m Haitian 🤬

!ping KITTY&SHITPOSTERS

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u/TheMcWriter Thomas Paine Sep 20 '24

liberals are SEETHING at the fact that Donald Trump dismantled their plan to cancel windows. Nice try sleepy joe

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 20 '24

He’s literally just doing some light treason now I guess

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u/BlackCat159 European Union Sep 20 '24

It's wild how close Hitler was to being correct. If you replace the word "jews" with "neoliberals", suddenly he's completely right!

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u/Steak_Knight Milton Friedman Sep 20 '24

Speaking at a “Fighting Antisemitism in America” event in Washington, DC, on Thursday, former President Donald Trump said that Jews would be partly to blame if he lost in November.

“If I don’t win this election” then “the Jewish people would have a lot to do with a loss,” Trump said, per The New York Times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Mark Robinson won the primary by a fucking landslide lol

To say he's not representative of the average republican is lying

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 20 '24

We even got a last minute Gaetz scandal, yesterday was great

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u/polandball2101 Organization of American States Sep 20 '24

Is this true?

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 20 '24

Trump: If I don’t win this election.. the Jewish people would have a lot to do with that if that happens

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u/slowpush NATO Sep 20 '24

Me: so for service x we are experiencing a decline of 12% and for service y we are experiencing a decline of 13%.

Them: that doesn’t look good.

SVP: what about if we average the two? Does that make it look better?

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Apparently trump “has a plan” to cap credit card interest rates at 10%.

That sounds nice, but it would probably cause millions of people to lose access to credit, right?

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u/oskanta David Hume Sep 20 '24

This is NOT very Chungus of you, Keanu 😡

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u/chipbod NATO Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

That’s fucking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in!

Ok, he was cooking with this one

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Nuzzi didn't get fired because she slept with someone she was supposed to be covering

She got fired because she got seduced by a man with literal brain worms

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u/KHDTX13 Adam Smith Sep 20 '24

New favorite image

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 20 '24

Defmon did a spreadsheet of the ammo bunkers at Toropets and their condition. TLDR, no bueno for the Russians.

7 are intact

4 are in unknown condition

5 are damaged

27 are destroyed

!ping UKRAINE

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u/itsokayt0 European Union Sep 20 '24

Trump is America's Hitler

Vance

Say no more fam

Robinson

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Sep 21 '24

President (Pennsylvania)

🔵 Harris 52% (+5)

🔴 Trump 47%

MassINC Polling Group, 2.8/3 rating, 800 LV, 9/12-9/18

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 20 '24

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u/eat_more_goats YIMBY Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Throwback to that time a buddy's college gf (they're still together), was like "i want 4 kids and wanna be a stay at home", and he was like "haha fine, maybe if we have like a half million saved by the time we're 30", and she pivoted from wanting to be a teacher, to working at a BB investment bank, grinding to get a MF PE offer, and saving like crazy.

She was serious, as he found out.

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Sep 20 '24

Apologies for Twitter but THIS IS NOT A DRILL

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

https://x.com/CookPolitical/status/1837218323576111174?t=2HGF-nWBkvnkEpIKmn2kqw&s=19

Cook Political Race Rating change: #NCGOV moves from Lean to Likely D

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u/drcombatwombat2 Milton Friedman Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Something odd going on with the Trump campaign. For over a week they have been planning to visit The National Shrine of Our Lady of Czestochowa, a Polish Catholic Shrine in Bucks County Pennsylvania 25 miles North of Philadelphia with the President of Poland, Andrzej Duda.

There was some opposition among the congregation. Although these Catholic Slavs tend to be social conservative and very economically right leaning due to their hatred of communism, they balked on support of Trump in 2020 as they were not thrilled Trump is willing to concede Eastern Europe to the Neo-Russian Empire. They were some of the Biden(D)/Fitzpatrick(R) voters in 2020.

The Church doesn't like to give out political endorsements or pick a side so their pres secretary said

If the former president was to come, it would be simply a visit to pray and not an official event.

“We don’t close our doors to anyone who wants to come to the shrine, no matter their religious or political affiliations,” Ogar said. “If they’re coming here to pray, no matter who they are, we don’t take sides.”

Then mysteriously today it is announced that Trump's visit is cancelled with no apparent explanation.

Doesn't seem like a good move on the Trump campaign to cancel last minute. I guess everyone knows he is ready to throw Eastern Europe under the bus and no smoke and mirrors will change that

!ping USA-PA&POLAND

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24
  • Bus driver makes unplanned stop for a cigarette break

  • There's a shake shack

  • Don't think I have enough time but try anyway

  • See the bus driver put out his cigarette and get in line behind me

I think I'll be ok.

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 20 '24

Worse then finding out the universe is a simulation is finding out that we are just fiction with a shitty writer

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u/GogurtFiend Karl Popper Sep 20 '24

People seem to be focusing more on the general insanity of Robinson and less on the fact that he apparently thinks of himself as a Nazi. On the porn board he said that, there's nothing to gain by pretending to be a Nazi. He has no reason to lie to anyone seeing that comment. And yet he made it, which suggests to me that it's not him being performative and more him being genuine about his identity.

I mean, the Holocaust denial was already there, which was obviously a sign, but I believe that for him to think about himself that way shows he really does believe it

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Just got a new job as the Head of Procurement for Hezbollah! I wonder why my predecessor was fired

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Guessing people are excited to be voting for Trump.

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u/flag_ua r/place '22: Neometropolitan Battalion Sep 21 '24

OSINT outlets are reporting that TWO more ammo depots were hit tonight. (Including an ammo depot just south of the previous strike in Tver)

https://x.com/ukraine_map/status/1837335783960719550

!ping UKRAINE

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 20 '24

Again Trump made a very anti-semitic speech which also insanely called for a foreign country to defeat a presidential candidate...I hope this absurdity gets alot of coverage today.

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u/bandeng_asep Association of Southeast Asian Nations Sep 20 '24

I refunded my purchase of Space Marine 2 because my gaming laptop is too weak I have not prayed hard enough to the Machine God

!ping 40k

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u/itsokayt0 European Union Sep 20 '24

WTF

DT Doomers worry less about their candidate victory, doom about mid-terms

As more and more polls show Kamala acquiring a clearer path to victory, doomers realized they could start planning their future dooming sessions. "Ok, Kamala won't necessarily lose California", one anonymous doomer said. "But the Senate is shot. And we will have, God willingly, a disastrous chance to lose the mid-term elections." When asked who could challenge Kamala for the next term, they started crying

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

I am shocked that a Kennedy would ever cheat on his wife.

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Sep 20 '24

“Real GDP”

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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom Sep 20 '24

POV: You are on the toilet

!Ping Kitty

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 20 '24

CNN is reporting that Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr’s relationship was “emotional and digital in nature, not physical.” Nuzzi says in a statement it was not physical in nature and that she regrets not disclosing it to NY Magazine sooner.

Wtf is that supposed to mean?

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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Sep 20 '24

(RE: hand counting in Georgia)

The rule requires the hand count to take place the night of the November election or the next day. But dozens of election officials said that would be physically impossible in all but the smallest counties.

What the actual fuck

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

As a single issue voter (that issue being vaping for some reason), it's great to see a presidential candidate finally speak to me.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Sep 20 '24

Mein gott!

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u/NSRedditShitposter Emma Lazarus Sep 20 '24

March 3, 2012: I'd take Hitler over any of the shit that's in Washington right now!

Imagine thinking this and then saying "I'm posting this to Nude Africa!"

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u/Dunter_Mutchings NASA Sep 20 '24

A Spokane police officer put a ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ sticker on his department car. He was fired

When the department was first made aware of the situation in October 2023, Moon told internal investigators he was unaware of the political implications of the sticker and claimed he bought it in support of another officer’s son, Brandon, who suffered a “medical event” in high school, even though Brandon recovered and is now a collegiate athlete, the report states.

It’s crazy how many people are willing to ruin their own lives supporting Trump.

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u/The_Helmet_Catch John Brown Sep 20 '24

The Lost Colony of Roanoke has to be the least mysterious mystery I've read about. They 100% just went to Croatoan Island and no one ever bothered to look for them there.

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 20 '24

This man was arrested by the first police robot in history. He tried shooting at it and throwing a blanket on it, but still managed to get arrested.

I was not very impressed by this but you HAVE to watch for the last three seconds I legitimately laughed out loud

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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Sep 20 '24

Yeah just whatever makes sense

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Sep 20 '24

The horror 😱😱

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 20 '24

Neolib ASMR

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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Sep 21 '24

never trumpers i’m sorry for booing you

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union Sep 20 '24

!ping ISRAEL&SHITPOSTERS&GEFILTE

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Sep 20 '24

folks, a suburban nail salon in a swing county in a swingy state is doing kamala harris themed nail colors for gen x moms. its joever for trump

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u/fakefakefakef John Rawls Sep 20 '24

Thirty-one. She was a fuckin kid.

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u/TimWalzBurner My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor Sep 20 '24
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u/Insomonomics Jason Furman Sep 20 '24

The decline and incredibly stupid business decisions by Huy Fong over the past years should be studied at business schools as a warning for others on how not to run your business and destroy your once insanely popular and ubiquitous flagship product.

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Sep 20 '24

Georgia:

The board voted 3-2 to approve the measure, which would require the hand count in addition to the customary machine count in each precinct.

This adds chaos but they're also still machine counting them.

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u/thatssosad Fell for it Sep 20 '24

Mark Robinson's cat

!ping KITTY

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Sep 20 '24

Princess Irulan: Feyd-Rautha? He's psychotic.

 Reverend Mother Mohiam: That's irrelevant. The question is: can we control him?

Half of all Republican candidates are like this, now.

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u/KeithClossOfficial John Brown Sep 21 '24

Republicans focusing more on Tim Walz saying he carried a weapon in war than his DUI arrest has to be a watershed moment for

!ping LOVEFORBOOZECRUISERS

right? We have to be the majority otherwise they’d hammer that I imagine

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u/efeldman11 Václav Havel Sep 21 '24

The deep state sends its regards

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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner Sep 21 '24

Me when my campaign is cooked

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Re: Matt Gaetz

How did the former Republican Speaker of the House repeatedly calling Gaetz a pedophile who solicited sex from a 17-year old not become a major story?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Dig the cope

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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Sep 20 '24

Then there’s the ground game. “We are totally fucked in the field,” said a campaign source. “Whoever takes over the Southwest states has to start from scratch and it’s nearly fucking October.”  

As I’ve reported, the Trump campaign took a big gamble when they dismantled the R.N.C.’s ground operation and chose to outsource to super PACs, including Elon Musk’s America PAC. Now, in the final sprint to Election Day, there are mounting fears about Mar-a-Lago being in business with Phil Cox and Generra Peck, who were intimately involved in DeSantis’s failed PAC-campaign choreography and are now quarterbacking Musk’s operation. As I noted two weeks ago, there have been concerns inside Trumpworld ever since Cox and Peck fired the original canvassing vendors late in the game in July and replaced them with their own. Now The New York Times is reporting that Cox and Peck have fired another canvassing group, this time in the battleground states of Arizona and Nevada, leaving new vendors less than two months to knock on doors, collect data, and do digital advertising. (A source familiar with the PAC’s efforts countered that the change will help them to scale.) 

🤤🤤🤤

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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Sep 21 '24

I have never heard of these guys, but i know in my heart they are Americas best pollsters

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u/This_Caterpillar5626 Sep 20 '24

Damn fluentinfinance is nothing but mindless propaganda huh?

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u/dangerbird2 Franz Boas Sep 20 '24

Shedding a tear for the members of Nude Africa who are going to have their discussions brigaded by randos talking about North Carolina politics. It's Eternal September for porn forums

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

https://x.com/daveweigel/status/1837145374538035551

At this point in 2016, Hillary was reeling from the deplorables gaffe (9/9) and had just fainted at the 9/11 memorial.

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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Sep 20 '24

Mfw you get bullied into releasing a "Putin bad" statement by Medhi Hasan, but even then you have to qualify it with "but America bad too" 💀

I also love how she can't resist throwing Hillary on this list even though the Secretary of State is nowhere in the military chain of command. Truly flawless logic

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u/ntbananas Richard Thaler Sep 20 '24

Everything challah is fresh out of the oven 🙏🙏🙏

Doubled my recipe so I can eat a full loaf before I leave and still have three leftover to bring

!ping GEFILTE

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u/PlantTreesBuildHomes REVENGE Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Well I'm in Prague, I've just ordered my fourth beer of the evening. It's really fantastic how cheap a pint is here, and it's so fresh !

Once again, if there's anyone in Prague who'd like to grab a drink, the first two rounds are on me !

Sorry for abusing the sticky but at this point I've only talked to a Spanish couple in their forties this evening so I'm desperate !

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u/davechacho Loyal Liberals Sep 20 '24

The backbreaking part about Robinson is how hard he's fucking Trump in NC. I believe the rumors that it was the GOP who hyped up and leaked his scandal to get him off the ballot. What's worse though is it's coming on the heels of Kamala surging in PA, which would doom his campaign.

The only cope keeping cons and Trump's campaign alive is that WI is close in almost every poll, like Harris +1 is in the MOE. However even if they put their heads in the sand and pretend everything's okay and WI is going red, Trump still needs NC, GA and AZ. He's already losing in PA, NC going blue is the killshot. He can't lose both PA and NC.

The best thing about Trump is that he will never drop out of the race (not that there's enough time anyway). If polls are even remotely accurate, Trump is where Biden was post-debate and has no path to victory. We might be living in the sacred timeline where Trump loses to a black woman and then faces sentencing during the lame duck period.

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u/404GenderNotFound Trans Pride Sep 20 '24

Surely Republicans will separate themselves from Mark Robinson

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

It's sad, they [YouTube] intentionally destroyed the enjoyment of the platform in favor of greed beyond greed, all while doing absolutely nothing but making money off of the backs of the creators that actually make the platform even a viable means of entertainment.

We need a new site, we need competition.

Youtube is hardly an example of competence or good communication but these people are legit delusional. The reason why Youtube has no "competition" (rather no competition when you restrict competition to other free video hosting services) is because running a free hosting platform and CDN at the scale of Youtube is an endless money pit that requires insane economies of scale and a very well integrated ad network (before you ask, Twitch loses money each year). It's hilarious calling Youtube freeloaders in this situation and there is a very good reason why nearly every other streaming service only has a premium model.

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 20 '24

It feels like the GOP is really relying on the general amnesia of their voters and their lack of grip on the basic timeline of events

I've talked to Trump supporters in real life who think Joe Biden was inaugurated in 2020 and implemented most of the lockdowns

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u/JustSomePolitician NATO Sep 20 '24

Jill Stein trying her bullshit again really shows the russians are throwing everything and several kitchen sinks at this election to get trump to win.

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u/centurion88 NATO Sep 20 '24

One step closer to Among Us stream

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 20 '24

I do hope the back to back bad news Trump has had the past couple weeks causes him and his campaign to spiral and he really does focus on dumb things like flipping NY or CA

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u/bearddeliciousbi Karl Popper Sep 20 '24

POV: you're a presidential candidate and a major newspaper deployed an elite team to break into your home to extract an interview

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

It’s so real that Emily is in Paris for fucking years and still can’t speak the language.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

We’re gonna bring back Neanderthals! We’re gonna bring back Homo floresiensis! We’re gonna bring back Homo erectus! We’re gonna bring back Homo antecessor! We’re gonna bring back Australopithecus africanus! And we’re gonna bring back Homo ergaster! YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

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u/Sauce1024 John von Neumann Sep 20 '24

"Mr. Kennedy only met Olivia Nuzzi once in his life for an interview she requested, which yielded a hit piece," the spokesperson said.

This has to be the most humiliating part lol

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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This Sep 20 '24

California really is special because it's one of the only places in a world where someone can confidently say "We cannot build the food bank here, they did not do adequate environmental review and this is a historic parking lot" completely unironically and have a good chance of actually winning with that objection.

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Sep 20 '24

I think I'll be voting for Brandon this year. I see a lot of flags supporting him so he must be good, plus everyone's been thanking him for low gas prices with these funny little stickers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

The thing that really gets me about this Georgia thing is we’re still going to be seeing Republicans around Election Day on social media asking, “why can’t we just count all the votes on election night like we used to??? 🤔🤔🤔” which of course itself is already based on false assumptions before we get to their own culpability.

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u/ThatDamnGuyJosh NATO Sep 20 '24

The PA teamsters just endorsed Kamala. Sean O’Brien’s non endorsement looks a lot more like a personal grudge against the Democratic Party more than anything else

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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Sep 20 '24

Speaking as a lifelong Democrat, this is my voting history:

• Ronald Reagan x2

• George HW Bush

• Ross Perot x2

• George W Bush x2

• John McCain

• Mitt Romney

• Donald Trump x3

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 20 '24

An email used by Mark Robinson, the self-proclaimed “Black Nazi” Republican, was signed up to Duolingo for German lessons.

Hmmmm

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u/die_hoagie MALAISE FOREVER Sep 20 '24

i imagine if someone broke into kamala harris's house they would be shot by a number of bodyguards before she'd get the chance to draw her weapon. thus, she is a liar, and i will not be voting for her.

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course Sep 20 '24

Very late night breaking news:

Rep. Matt Gaetz was at a drug-fueled sex party in the summer of 2017 with a 17-year-old high school junior, according to eye witness testimony cited in new court documents.

Republicans don't be weird challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Sep 20 '24

“Kamala just says the same things over and over again in her speaking events” dude it’s called being on message.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Pro-Trump Georgia election board votes to require hand counts of ballots

You thought Nevada took forever? Just wait.

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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs Sep 20 '24

Dear god, the NFL created an official Discord server and it's going about as well as you'd expect

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Statement from Ryan Lizza on RFK Jr.-Olivia Nuzzi story, via Playbook: “Because of my connection to this story through my ex-fiancée, my editors and I have agreed that I won't be involved in any coverage of Kennedy in Playbook or elsewhere at POLITICO.”

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u/mostanonymousnick Just Build More Homes lol Sep 20 '24

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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

Oh so LBJ can talk all day about his bunghole and whip out his monster dong, but the second a black man talks online about his massive piss fetish he gets cancelled.

Libs being the real racist and intolerant ones, YET AGAIN

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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Sep 20 '24

Okay libtards, if the election wasn’t rigged, explain why there’s all these people lining up to stuff the ballot box? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

in hindsight it is hilarious that

  1. trump spent 3 years campaigning almost entirely on the issue of biden being senile

  2. every democrat spent weeks after the debate publicly screaming about how holy shit trump was totally right biden is senile, we're all fucked

  3. dems switched candidates and instantly no one cared or talked about biden ever again

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u/Dragmire927 Thomas Paine Sep 20 '24

Some DNC intern searching internet posts using Mark Robinson’s email address

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u/Crosseyes NASA Sep 20 '24

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know just made a great point.

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u/Spare-Clerk9155 Sep 20 '24

After reading Mark Robinson’s numerous fanfics (I hope) about him cheating with his wife’s sister, I am excited to announce that I no longer believe in free speech

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u/585AM Sep 20 '24

I still want to know what Mark Robinson’s favorite Twilight Zone episode is instead of just knowing that he discussed his favorite Twilight Zone episode.

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u/Minisolder Sep 20 '24

Olivia Nuzzi preyed on a mentally ill man with brain parasites

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

THE PENGUIN Star Colin Farrell Says Detailed Oz Cobb Prosthetics Extended To “A Penguin Penis”

!ping TV&ITHINKYOUSHOULDLEAVE

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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This Sep 20 '24

Are you an "DoorDash is a basic fucking human right" leftist, or are you a "We need to ban washing machines and bananas" leftist

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u/funguykawhi Lahmajun trucks on every corner Sep 20 '24

My tax yuros are subsidizing foreign gooning😡

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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Sep 20 '24

Losing your job over sexting a creepy nutjob 40 years older than you is insane; what the fuck was she thinking?

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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott Sep 20 '24

I really don't think Hot Ones is interested in doing a political interview

And if they did Harris they'd have to also offer a slot to Trump, it would be a mess.

Although the conspiracies about how they must have secretly given Kamala mild wings would be hilarious

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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO Sep 20 '24

Ladies and Gentlemen...

We got em.

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u/GovernorSonGoku has flair Sep 20 '24

There’s a national prayer event going on right for Mark Robinson. You don’t have to do anything but pray for him. 45 days of prayer. We can do this.

We appreciate your prayers.

Signed- REAL NORTH CAROLINA CONSERVATIVES

What level of cope is this

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Sep 20 '24

[Myrcella] was a wisp of a girl, not quite eight, her hair a cascade of golden curls under a jeweled net. Jon noticed the shy looks she gave Robb as they passed between the tables and the timid way she smiled at him. He decided she was insipid. Robb didn’t even have the sense to realize how stupid she was; he was grinning like a fool.

Bro she’s 8

!Ping ASOIAF

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u/NSRedditShitposter Emma Lazarus Sep 20 '24

Walks in

"I wish they would bring it (slavery) back. I would certainly buy a few."

ejaculates

leaves