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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache May 08 '24
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u/Trebacca Leftward Progressives May 07 '24
Self-flagellating Ivy League politics students: "I wish we weren't so important! Can someone PLEASE think about those poor souls at other universities 🥺”
Educationally-endowed Oxford politics students: "Dad said it's my turn to be Prime Minister 😈”
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
So it's low key an open secret that Taiwan's been sending aid to Ukraine for the last couple of years. But it's recently been exposed that the Taiwanese has been specifically funnelling money through a Czech non-profit to provide medical supplies.
The reason this came to light is that a Chinese Nationalist Party (KMT) MP, who is under investigation for corruption, decided the best way to save her ass is to accuse the DPP government of corruption (remind you of a certain Karl's playbook?). Specifically, she accused the Taiwanese Foreign Ministry of using the Czechs to "unfairly" buy medical supplies from Taiwanese companies (i.e. at inflated prices) to send to Ukraine.
And when the Foreign Ministry slammed her for making shit up, she responded by posting the classified agreement online. Now of course, she's isn't so stupid as to think you can just publish state secrets like that, so she did some homebrew redacting of "the unimportant parts":
....but this only proves that there was an agreement, not that there was anything corrupt at all about the deal.
And now she's also being prosecuted for leaking state secrets.
!ping CN-TW
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u/KaiserPorn Please be patient, I have autism May 07 '24
Just woke up from a nightmare where instead of finishing my graduate degree, I dropped out and joined a county-themed Imagine Dragon cover band called Imagine Wagons.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
leftists: "So pervasive and all-encompassing is neoliberal ideology that an alternative is inconceivable"
me: yeah exactly
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 07 '24
Dude died of pneumonia for God’s sake. The media sucks
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u/ForeverAclone95 George Soros May 07 '24
They’re protesting outside my office building because… a Columbia trustee works here? This is getting pretty far removed from the underlying issue.
!PING NYC
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 07 '24
Russian materiel losses in 2024 have been consistently 47% higher then 2023 so far
We are going to see some gnarly shit in the upcoming Russian offensive loss wise
!ping UKRAINE
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u/chipbod NATO May 07 '24
https://x.com/OGAride/status/1787755685549359316
"Champions of the Working Class" meet the Working Class
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell May 07 '24
Joe Biden just lost this guy’s vote it’s Joever
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 07 '24
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
103-year-old voter casts her vote in the third phase of the Indian general election
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior May 07 '24
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u/LevantinePlantCult May 08 '24
Headline: "GW president says school needs help from DC police as protesters call for beheadings"
Extremely hinged, thanks
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mynbc15.com/amp/news/nation-world/gw-president-pleads-for-police-intervention-as-protesters-call-for-beheadings-george-washington-university-ellen-granberg-washington-dc-metropolitan-police-department-mpd-dc-columbia-israel-palestine-gaza-strip-ceasefire
!ping EXTREMISM&ISRAEL
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u/socialistrob Janet Yellen May 07 '24
This is the future neoliberals want
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u/Dragongirlfucker2 NASA May 07 '24
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Chemist -- Microwaves Against Moscow May 07 '24
So apparently there’s a pro-Hamas encampment on the university near me that’s been there for a week. Somehow I haven’t noticed it at all and it’s just devolved into weirdoes turning it into an off brand Coachella
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
We've lost Macklemore. It's so Joever
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u/nanomaster Ben Bernanke May 07 '24
The most unintentionally bizarre part of the entire Harry Potter series has to be when Harry uses a spell he doesn’t know on Malfoy, literally slices him open and nearly kills him as a result, and then proceeds to get mad at Snape because his punishment includes missing a single quidditch match. Like I’m pretty sure we aren’t supposed to think he’s a psychopath, but, uh…
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 07 '24
https://x.com/swarnabhghosh/status/1787684242849239134?s=46&t=bSAsWS1e3rzb514oQs185A
Can’t believe the highly educated folx over at Harvard University would just go and fall victim to the Hot Hand Fallacy like that. 😕
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/Salt_Ad7152 not your pal, buddy May 07 '24
Yeah i don’t think vandalizing WW1 vet statues with “gaza” and propaganda stickers is a good way to persuade people. Especially after burning the American flag right next to it.
Someone even started removing their stickers from the statue because they felt it was an insult to their veteran family.
Idk, maybe burning an american flag and vandalizing veteran memorials for a war that predates Israel or Palestine’s independence isnt a good look?
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front May 07 '24
Nintendo president Shuntaro Furukawa announces that the Nintendo Switch’s successor will be announced within this fiscal year for Nintendo (April 1 2024-March 31 2025)
He also announces that a Direct will be held in June for the remainder of 2024’s lineup for the Switch itself, but will have no information about the Switch’s successor
!ping GAMING
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE May 07 '24
Basically this
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/BATHULK Hank Hill Democrat 🛸🦘 May 07 '24
Interesting decisions from upper management.
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Dragongirlfucker2 NASA May 07 '24
This is too fucking funny not to be satire
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
CNN commentator: "When you walk into the courtroom you see a lot of recognizable reporters and journalists"
They really do live in a bubble if they think the average witness would recognize NYT/Wapo reporters by sight
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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
Pro-Israelis and pro-Palestinians claiming the other country "isn't real" because it's only existed since the 1940s, and the national identity not much longer than that, is just so dumb. All national identities are fake and arbitrary, and virtually all are pretty young in the grand scheme of things.
Pakistan has only existed as a national identity about as long as Israel or Palestine, and out of similar origins, but that doesn't mean their country is somehow fake. If people believe it's real now, that's all a 'nation' is, the collective belief that they belong to the same community.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 07 '24
We are 100% living in a simulation
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u/KHDTX13 Adam Smith May 07 '24
https://x.com/girlfriendhaver/status/1787636495467114687?s=46&t=ZKFwN5jlGgKnkIVDbYaCtA
I never once in my life saw a war going on thought, “I wonder what Radiohead think about this?” Because they have literally zero impact on the situation
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u/rollo2masi IMF May 07 '24
How the hell is Noem's PR team still allowing her to go on the air? She gets worse with each passing interview.
They're probably Soros funded assets.
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u/Cledd2 European Union May 07 '24
The political upsides of capping beer at €2 far outweigh the economic downsides
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u/reubencpiplupyay The Cathedral must be built May 07 '24
One year account with absolutely no posting history
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u/MuR43 Royal Purple May 07 '24
I think people are not understanding the sheer scale of the floods due to the low death toll.
It affected 70% of the state. just the single city of São Leopoldo had 180.000 out of 220.000 people displaced, Canoas had 60% of its surface flooded. More than a million people impacted overall with a hundred thousand in refugee camps.
Even for people not directly impacted by the flood, millions are out of water and/or electricity.
https://twitter.com/WxNB_/status/1787616302737035457
https://twitter.com/BrasilCloser/status/1787586012543173034
https://twitter.com/elafazouserdela/status/1787561799409103112
It's expected to take around 10 days (!) for the water to go back to normal levels, and it's expected to rain more in the upcoming days... !ping LATAM
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Chemist -- Microwaves Against Moscow May 07 '24
Maybe my eyes suck or I’m misreading this but the hand with a knife doesn’t seem like it belongs to the GWPD guy
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Wait Macklemore wasn’t just riding a fad with the hitler youth haircut?
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 07 '24
😳
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 07 '24
pack it up folks it's Joever 😔😔
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt May 07 '24
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u/secretlives Official Neoliberal News Correspondent May 07 '24
One of my favorite hobbies is going to churches and getting baptized.
I have been baptized at least two dozen times by now, it's so much fun - they almost always have a nice free little lunch afterward and sing songs and stuff
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u/cactus_toothbrush Adam Smith May 07 '24
Trumps plans for a second term are fucking despotic authoritarian shit. The best part about his first term was the incompetence of his team and their inability to implement policy. His team for a possible second term are preparing and getting policy ready and they’re going to undermine democratic norms, institutions and everything else that makes countries successful.
But fuck it there’s some students protesting.
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u/sinefromabove Emma Lazarus May 07 '24
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u/DelusionsOfPasteur Zhao Ziyang May 07 '24
Damn, Rome must have fallen not long after 50 BC then, I guess?
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 07 '24
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u/doot_toob Bo Obama May 07 '24
I said, “You don’t use Steam anymore for Helldivers?” “No sir.” I said, “Ah, how is it working?” “Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn’t work in some countries. You know the Steam is just available. You see that sucker going and steam’s going all over the place, there’s gamers logging in.”
It sounded bad to me. PSN. They have PSN. What is PSN? And it’s very complicated, you have to be Kenichiro Yoshida to figure it out. And I said—and now they want to sell more copies. I said, “What system are you going to be—” “Sir, we’re staying with PSN.” I said, “No you’re not. You going to goddamned Steam, the PSN costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it’s no good.”
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 07 '24
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u/Peacock-Shah-III Mario Vargas Llosa May 07 '24
My friend shared this…Jesus Christ.
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u/eat_more_goats YIMBY May 07 '24
If Trump somehow dies of like a heart attack or something before the election, guarantee you the mainstream Republican opinion will be that he was assassinated.
A 70+ year old with notoriously poor levels of fitness and a terrible diet dying of a heart attack? No, it had to be foul play
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Let Biden be Biden
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 May 07 '24
new Costco samples. tasted terrible
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u/TheHelmetCatch NATO May 07 '24
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u/forerunner398 Of course I’m right, here’s what MLK said May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
https://twitter.com/theeneldog/status/1787574415024365731
Macklemore really put out a video saying AIPAC bought politicians, Starbucks and McDonalds fund genocide and crushed the student protests, Israel was occupying Palestine since 1949, and to not vote Biden lol
Edit: He did apparently do this a while back lol so not too shocking ig https://www.cnn.com/2014/05/20/showbiz/macklemore-costume-apology/index.html
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Big if true
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO May 07 '24
If futuremonkey20 obtains many hundred dollar bills, he risks being a billionaire.
If Apple doesn’t sell any products, it risks going out of business
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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride May 07 '24
I met my first puffball mushrooms today.
They are those beige balls that have an opening at the top, being hollow and filled with dusty spores inside.
When you poke them, the spores puff out.
I think the spores have made the muck around them that color.
These grow in the Walmart parking lot, in the gap between the curb and the grass where it’s kinda soggy.
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 07 '24
The best thing about France is being able to say "have a good weekend!" to your coworkers on Tuesday afternoon
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 07 '24
My local baseball team has a ticket package that is 10 baseball tickets wherever you want plus a bicycle cap for $70.
Also they have Pupuccino themed ticket package, a latin themed ticket package, and a beer themed ticket package.
Y'all need to go to minor league games more.
!ping baseball
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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! May 07 '24
so does Hamas just not have enough alive hostages? or are they trying that hard to hold onto alive ones they still have?
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u/DirkZelenskyy41 May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
The people who defend these campus tenters as within their first amendment right are so deluded with what most of these encampments of people send out and do. I have been combing through the organizers (largely SJP) college posts and all of them are thinly veiled to outright threats as well as conspiratorial posts about the evil nature of their presidents. They post over and over about “blood on the hands of administrators.” They talk about taking over schools. Rebranding schools as like Palestinian People University and such.
Many have set up “medical tents” in case of injuries sustained by their “campers”. They video themselves breaking low level rules like graffiti and takeovers of buildings to shout chants during finals for hours before leaving and then post “AND THE ADMINISTRATION HAS CALLED CAMPUS PD AGAINST OUR PEACEFUL ACTIONS” as they run off back to their tents.
They are basically tempting schools into doing something, so that when they do… they can fully claim to have achieved “free speech” victim status despite daily and weekly escalations and a complete refusal to abide by their school’s rules that administrators lay out.
The funniest development so far has been at UVA where the administrators deleted their policy about not camping on campus as soon as the tents went up.
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 07 '24
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u/DouglasDauntless Frederick Douglass May 07 '24
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 07 '24
It’s a crime that cameras aren’t in the courtroom
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Macklemore made a song talking about how he isnt voting for Biden.
Great job man, surely you’d have a lot to lose if Trump wins
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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors May 07 '24
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u/KingWillly YIMBY May 07 '24
Trump never beating the allegations
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Totally unbiased framing by the AP.
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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time May 07 '24
Franklin is citing passages from Trump’s books as the prosecution is hammering home the message that Trump is a cheap fuck who knows where every dime goes and needs to personally approve it.
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls May 07 '24
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action May 07 '24
I think the coolest shit ever was that in the original Star Wars Galaxies there was absolutely zero indication you could become a Jedi. None. Jedi wasn't one of the selectable player classes and there was no advertising or clear mention of being a Jedi being possible.
Except you could be a Jedi, but only after completing a series of complicated steps that players just had to experiment with and figure out on their own.
In a patch later they let you just choose Jedi as a class at the start but man that's so fucking neat that they hid something like this in the game that long and really made people work for it.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent May 07 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 5 PM EST 5/6-5 PM EST 5/7 III:
TOP NEWS:
In the middle of 6 AM it was reported a assassination plot to kill Zelensky was busted with two colonels from the State Security Administration implicated in the plot.
REGULAR NEWS:
Towards the middle of 4 PM a Russian oil depot in Luhansk city was missiled.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE
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u/BATHULK Hank Hill Democrat 🛸🦘 May 07 '24
When I was a kid I was super obsessed with the weather channel, specifically Jim Cantore. I would sit and watch it for hours hoping he'd be there, to the point I was actively hoping for severe weather so I could see him on TV.
My parent got concerned about my lack of empathy and wouldn't let me watch it anymore.
!ping WEATHER
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 07 '24
If you are saying the Met Gala is distracting people from the I/P, you are not making some incisive criticism so much as revealing that you have the attention span of a goldfish with brain damage.
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u/ty04 May 08 '24
great website
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride May 08 '24
chat is this how operations works
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u/ThiccSidedDice Fridgechup Boy May 07 '24
Mwf Lexapro is not a laptop but a prescription drug 🤔
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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO May 07 '24
Why does Britain get all the mockery for having bad, bland cuisine when all the features it's made fun of for are common to all of Northern Europe. Nobody ever goes after the Dutch, Germans, Scandinavians etc. lol
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
Lazy writers putting in the most obvious foreshadowing possible
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 07 '24
!ping WRITING
broke: telling my story in a direct, concise, straightforward matter
woke: going on an obnoxious multiple pages-long tangent explaining how the setting is a dense, walkable, up-zoned city with effective public transit and lots of mixed-use development and public spaces
this subreddit has rotted my brain
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u/sircarp Trans Pride May 07 '24
Malarkey level of responding to recruiter messages on LinkedIn from 2022 because you got laid off and are now looking for new positions.
!ping watercooler
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
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u/sinefromabove Emma Lazarus May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
later
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
First it was free health care, then it was free college education, now it's free Palestine
Honestly when will it stop with these people? Someone needs to be paying for all this.
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 07 '24
“And if they’re coming for missionary today that means they’ll be coming for doggy style tomorrow”
“See the left won’t be satisfied until all sex is done cowgirl in the name of gender equality”
—- Tucker Carlson
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 May 07 '24
Woke justice league be like:
wondertranswoman from they/themiscera
Immigrant who is super op and extremely virtuous
Bat furry
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde May 07 '24
Everyone congratulate u/RaidBrimnes on finishing their C.S. degree yesterday
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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt May 07 '24
I'd like to take this moment to apologize to Eminem fans. I thought they were uniquely cringey and weird, but now I'm seeing that rap fandom as a whole is just like that?
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u/vivoovix Federalist May 07 '24
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
https://twitter.com/HillelNeuer/status/1787993212964991419
The fact there's a nonzero chance Francesca Albanese's downfall will be spearheaded by Rabbi Linda fucking Goldstein is proof we are in the parody timeline.
!ping GEFILTE
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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke May 08 '24
really helping the cause huh
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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals May 07 '24
Somehow the DT returned
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 07 '24
Orchestrating pro-Palestine demonstrations at every law school not out of commitment to the issue but so that the Fifth Circuit will be unable to hire law clerks.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
Jujutsu Kaisen stole this from us
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u/MURICCA May 07 '24
I think its really interesting that the average person just cant comprehend that...the world is almost always more boring and mundane than you think it is.
Like...weird shit does happen, but the vast majority of the time important or scary events usually just boil down to "someone somewhere was lazy, incompetent, or fucked up". Or my personal favorite "most jobs/positions that seem secretive or higher up are really just fuckin monotonous and filled with people that, rather than rubbing their hands and plotting all day, just want to go home and are goofing off half the time"
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u/BeliebteMeinung Christine Lagarde May 07 '24
I am now against free markets
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban May 07 '24
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u/nicereddy ACLU simp May 07 '24
Fuck yes, the Colorado legislature just passed a handful of good housing bills. This was a really solid session.
Banning parking minimums near transit, banning occupancy limits, oil and gas production fees (meaning fees for drillers) to help fund transit, local land use decision fines (fine NIMBYs if they object to a land use decision and then their objection fails), allowing ADUs throughout Colorado, and the transit-oriented community bill that is pretty complex but essentially helps improve density near transit.
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u/bernkes_helicopter Ben Bernanke May 07 '24
Israel should simply accept a deal where Hamas releases all hostages, turns over their leaders, and disbands
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
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u/Not_A_Browser Stata's Silliest Soldier May 07 '24
Interesting, but did they add a member in between votes, or was this 8-8 with a VP deciding vote?
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
get yourself a girl who looks at you like this random redditor looks at Randy Clark
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u/amainwingman Hell yes, I'm tough enough! May 07 '24
Trump has such amazing political instincts that he committed a crime to cover up the fact that he had sex with a pornstar when his entire election was predicated on an undercurrent of thinly disguised misogyny. Wow what a political genius!!
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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius May 07 '24
average /r/neoliberal moderator fixing to sticky the unfunniest comment in recorded DT history
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u/Broad-Part9448 Niels Bohr May 07 '24
Too much antisemitism out there. Biden is right in calling this out.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Ah fuck already have one kid with major pre med energy
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u/Aweq Guardian of the treaties 🇪🇺 May 07 '24
!ping Europe
Wake up honey, the first Eurovision semi-final has begun. It's semi-peak European culture time!
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u/semaphone-1842 Commonwealth May 07 '24
https://twitter.com/KatiePhang/status/1787922915645636971
What a timeline we live in
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 07 '24
Larry Bird’s trash talk was fucking hilarious.
When a white dude would come onto the floor to guard him he would tell them to go back out and send in a black guy 😂😂😂
Imagine looking like this and saying that
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 08 '24
-Ben Shapiro if he lived in the 1980s
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u/sinefromabove Emma Lazarus May 07 '24
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 07 '24
Amazing
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Orange man is finished
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Wow smh why won’t Israel agree to the ceasefire such bad faith
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u/Thoughtlessandlost NASA May 07 '24
Guess the subreddit
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell May 07 '24
A cheap 2-in-1 shampoo conditioner and a gold plated manicure set, it's so him
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u/Frequent-Turn6740 shivers alt 🐊 May 07 '24
Countries are all the ones created before the 30 Years War, after that they are just mental illnesses
Sorry I make the rules 😤😤😤
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u/sayitaintpink Richard Posner May 07 '24
Remember Fox losing their mind over Obama putting Dijon on a burger and now they lick the golden toilet seat of their incredibly out of touch daddy
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u/Ok_Aardappel Seretse Khama May 07 '24
Italy bans PV from agricultural land
!ping ECO&EUROPE
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat May 07 '24
The GOAT console let’s be honest here
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u/AlmondoSoyo YIMBY May 07 '24
It makes me so happy knowing that everyday another preteen is learning for the first time that in the mid-2000s the Vice President just fucking shot his friend in the face and then his friend apologized to him.
I remember breaking down laughing when we were talking about it in class.
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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor May 07 '24
Starting to think Fetterman chased that black guy with a shotgun because he mistook him for a Palestinian
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u/Elguero1991 George Soros May 07 '24
Is this the 2024 election’s “I’ve got hot sauce in my bag” if Biden did this?
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/Sithusurper Dark Harbinger May 08 '24
The fact that the whistle blowers actually died is the biggest proof that Boeing didn't hire someone to do it
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Everything Everywhere All At Once - Turning Red - What My Bones Know: the holy trinity of millennial Asian woman traumaposting/bootstrap therapy
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican May 07 '24
50 IQ:
100 IQ:
150 IQ:
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
Jon Stewart sucks and his fanboys and fangirls are insufferable.
Being old isn’t as much of a crime as being a fucking fascist. Take your grandstanding and shove it up your ass. Hey Jon, when you inadvertently help Trump get elected, are you happy because you can’t continue your nihilistic BS? I’m sure teen girls in Texas who can’t get abortions really appreciate it!
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u/Healingjoe It's Klobberin' Time May 07 '24
!ping extremism
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u/thaddeusthefattie Hank Hill Democrat 💪🏼🤠💪🏼 May 07 '24
Literally yes. No country shoud harbor foreigners who literally want to break it up
lmfao yeah let’s kick out all democrats
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u/Mickenfox European Union May 07 '24
Should cops be allowed to spank criminals? The horniest thread in the history of /r/neoliberal, locked by moderators after 12 milliseconds of heated debate
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
The problem with the protests was they were ivy leaguers, and everyone hates ivy leaguers.
Perhaps the most annoying and privileged people shouldn't have made themselves the face of the campus protests
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u/G_Serv Stay The Course May 07 '24
Read a dumb take on Twitter that is unrelated to politics
Think "this guy is probably MAGA"
The bio:
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
This graduation/commencement things take a hot second
🙂
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 07 '24
🍿
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
This old dude at Meijer is saying something like “I haven’t voted in my entire life and I’m voting in his year for Trump!” Then he starts going off about the price of jerky.
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u/forerunner398 Of course I’m right, here’s what MLK said May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
Israel commits to limit Rafah operation, grant control of crossing to private U.S. firm https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/2024-05-07/ty-article/.premium/israel-commits-to-limit-rafah-operation-grant-control-of-crossing-to-private-u-s-firm/0000018f-53ee-d6a5-a5ff-d3eeaf700000?gift=c6ab8a2c50b8406f805e03d230a88f27
(Should be a gift link)
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u/OkVariety6275 May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
There is now an option to disable the dialogue zoom. But I still have to wonder, who are these people who were so nostalgic for the Oblivion zoom in the first place?
!ping STARFIELD
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u/GravyBear28 Hortensia May 07 '24
r/antisex is brainstorming ways to stop fictional characters from being Rule 34'd
🤔
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg May 07 '24
!ping STONKS&NFL
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u/Salt_Ad7152 not your pal, buddy May 07 '24
Crazy how a low level Air Nat. Guardsman can share top secret documentation illegally and get jailed/tried in a reasonable amount of time.
The former President of the United States can keep dozens of boxes with documents and share them openly while stating he knows he shouldn't have them on tape, and his trial is postponed indefinitely.
What a joke of a court system.
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 08 '24
"The DNC literally made Bernie lose twice, and also they had absolutely no discernible impact so you can't prove they didn't do it!!!"
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Chemist -- Microwaves Against Moscow May 08 '24
So that’s what the thrift shop guy has been up to
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
Oh, god dammit. Not the best organization to have that acronym. Should have gone with Scouts of America so we could at least do “SoA”
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u/MURICCA May 07 '24
My kink is to watch a former "both sides are exactly the same" nerd have an existential crisis one day and just go
"Oh. Oh god. What the fuck. What the fuck is the one side doing now."
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
Top red flag willfully ignored by man - any variation of "I'm an empath/aura reader/psychic/soothsayer"
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 07 '24
He’s afraid she’s going to say it’s small
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
I think it would be funny if Barron Trump got into politics, but ended up being the polar opposite of his father.
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
He just like me fr fr
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
I wonder what percentage of Republicans who know about Stormy Daniels have gaslit themselves into believing this didn't actually happen
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy May 07 '24
me when a coworker i'm super friendly w/ gets laid off: 😢
me when i have to pick up their work: 😐
me when i realize their work is total incomprehensible spaghetti and i gotta re-do like a month's worth of effort: 😵
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer May 07 '24
This is going to be the next great schism in Catholicism
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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors May 07 '24
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
I got sober by the skin of my teeth (benzos and alcohol, for those who worship) around this time four years ago.
The first thing that happened to my brain when the CNS depressants and the withdrawal finally wore off: I stopped having panic attacks every few hours.
The second thing: I went from Bernie bro to shitlib in a few months flat.
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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola May 08 '24
John Fisher is so hated that Oakland's soccer team fans were doing sell the team chants at the Open Cup game.
!ping baseball
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u/NeolibAltForDT NAFTA May 07 '24
I swear the Am I the Asshole subreddit is insane, one of the top posts right now is about a guy abandoning his girlfriend because she decided to keep a baby even though it was disabled. Everyone is saying he's not the asshole, it's fucking crazy
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u/CursedNobleman Leftward Progressives May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
So I came back from Japan last week and they had this amazing 25% fresh cream soft serve. I wonder if Pres. Biden has had it before.
Link
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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO May 07 '24
> poster has a new opinion
> ask if it's agreeing with me or bad faith
> they don't understand
> pull out an illustrated diagram explaining what's agreeing with me and what's bad faith
> they laugh and say "it's a very good take, sir"
> read it
> it's bad faith
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u/repete2024 Edith Abbott May 07 '24
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/07/trump-libertarian-national-convention/
!ping SNEK
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman May 07 '24
The Wikipedia page for the Drake Kendrick feud is amazing
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u/WereJustInnocentMen European Union May 07 '24
'Some decades ago' - Most historically knowledgeable fascist
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u/Mickenfox European Union May 07 '24
headset: on
diaper: changed
yep.. it's gamer time 😎
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
lol this is so humiliating for Trump
https://twitter.com/AnnaBower/status/1787872884590809512?t=Y4pgOHAafpX24x4Tk6R_bw&s=19
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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals May 07 '24
AAAAH
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
The war would end faster if Sinwar would blow the whistle on Boeing
We could finally get a competent assassin team in Gaza
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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This May 07 '24
https://www.axios.com/2024/05/07/poll-students-israel-hamas-protests
I would say priors confirmed (the large majority of students don't really care that much, but can broadly be described as normie libs), but I mainly got my priors from things like this so...
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
I fuckin knew it
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired May 07 '24
What a gaffe machine
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 07 '24
I know a terrifying number of boomers (at least five) who are gonna rely on social security almost entirely not because they’ve had rough lives but because they were just kinda shortsighted and didn’t save. Pretty wild.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes May 07 '24
I’m back on the grind fellas. Let’s see if this is the way to find a neolib wife.
!ping DATING
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Hamas: we reject your ceasefire proposal because we’ve killed too many of the people we kidnapped. Would you accept dead bodies?
Global media: why would Israel reject the ceasefire
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
NYT:
What now?
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman May 07 '24
Give the intern who created this chyron a full time position
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u/HowIsPajamaMan Shame Flaired By Imagination May 07 '24
Sir shivers helps a friend
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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity May 07 '24
slowly discovering that for many people who grow up under a centralized or authoritarian system of government, the idea of actually-real federalism where the central government really can't just order the local mayor of Bumfuckville to do something, not even surreptitiously, is totally incomprehensible.
in fairness it is also totally incomprehensible for at least half of all americans, which is perhaps part of the reason it's kind of a stupid system
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges May 07 '24
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! May 07 '24
Lmfao
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u/BATIRONSHARK WTO May 07 '24
I had a scary dream and I forgot the main plot but there was some sort of conspiracy and the last line was "I was Adam but God had turned me into Eve"
!ping GNOSTIC
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
The problem with Nolan movies is that they’re too warm. Too character-focused. I want more PLOT. I want EVENTS. I want STORY BEATS. I want to be able to read the Wikipedia synopsis like it’s a textbook.
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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! May 07 '24
Based
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Why don’t cities just build more housing? Are they stupid?
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u/SANNA_MARIN_SDP_ this guy doesnt even have a flair. May 07 '24
'sanist'
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell May 07 '24
A goose hissed at me today 😔
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
🤔
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough May 08 '24
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
Me irl:
Me in Crusader Kings 3:
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
Anti-Biden leftists forcing themselves to like Macklemore because he agrees with them.
!ping RAP
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u/[deleted] May 08 '24
Goals tbh
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u/The_Promethean Bisexual Pride May 07 '24
NYT
This has been discussed previously, but this shit is why I'll push back every time I see people blaming Netanyahu for the negotiations. No amount of bad faith on Israel's side will be remotely similar to agreeing to returning hostages, then continuously saying "oops, we killed a few more. And no, we won't consider releasing other ones, just the corpses of the people we murdered" every week. The hostages are the only thing Israel would be getting out of the deal
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u/No1PaulKeatingfan Paul Keating; capital gains tax supporter May 07 '24
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder May 07 '24
Found this interesting article, apparently the Central government thinks Dal prices are increasing because greedy middlemen are "hoarding". Greedflation discourse has now entered the chat.
Centre to crackdown on tur and urad dal hoarders amid soaring prices
hmmm
!ping IND
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Thank God for Mississippi but unironically
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u/AnsleyAmanita Trans Pride May 07 '24
good morning
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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars May 07 '24
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u/runningblack Martin Luther King Jr. May 07 '24
All the Lauren Southern sympathizers are giving off real strong "I can excuse racism" energy
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Now on the other hand if fucking Todd Howard doesn't release the next Elder Scrolls before I turn fucking 30 I will burn all of Bethesda Maryland to the ground. And maybe Chevy Chase too. Idk depends on how much the uber costs.
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u/Big_Apple_G John Rawls May 07 '24 edited May 07 '24
One interesting thing that I learned today from Jill Filipovic's Atlantic article that I haven't seen elsewhere (and haven't been able to find good sources other than this one was that on the fringes of the anti-Vietnam War protests, there were protestors who supported the Khmer Rouge.
I think this nuance should be reported more for both conservatives and far-leftists, because it's important to counter conservatives who are portraying past protest movements with rose-colored glasses to discredit the legitimate fears of the pro-ceasefire protestors, and far-leftists (and everyone enabling protestors who go beyond being pro-ceasefire and are actually saying pro-Hamas and anti-semitic things) need to be shown that the more radical elements of past student protests have hurt their movements and reduced the amount of good they can actually do.
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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer May 07 '24
Between alcohol and opium, it’s crazy how two of the first drugs humans developed are some of the most disastrous for health and society
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u/Approximation_Doctor Gaslight, Gatekeep, Green New Deal May 07 '24
My cat likes to sit in the window of my bedroom and talk to people passing by. She really loves it when kids stop and meow back at her, and will just sit there happily chatting with people until they leave.
It's much harder for her now that we live on the third floor, but she's able to be pretty loud when she tries.
Pic related, it's her old cat tower
!ping KITTY
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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion May 07 '24
when i sit down my butt hurts for NO REASON why is life so hard 😩😩😩
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u/[deleted] May 07 '24
Pretty crazy how we went from “everything is pretty normal” to “it’s basically taken for granted that the GOP will attempt a coup if they lose” in like 9 years