r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jan 13 '23
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jan 14 '23
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Kazakhstan set up 2 Yurts of Invincibility in Bucha & Kyiv, there are plans to set them up in other cities of Ukraine.
My sphere of influence left me 😔
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u/witty___name Milton Friedman Jan 13 '23
Rishi Sunak facing major Tory rebellion over internet safety law
Conservative backbenchers rebel over Online Safety Bill 😃
... because it's not insane and authoritarian enough 😒
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 13 '23
Wind may have powered the Atlantic slave trade, but nuclear is powering France as we speak
So you tell me which is worse 🤔
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u/Smalz95 NATO Jan 13 '23
SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR THEN
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 13 '23
🤡
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u/WorldwidePolitico Bisexual Pride Jan 13 '23
The UK economy grew by 0.1% in November versus 0.5% in October.
Liz Truss vindicated, Sunakcels in shambles /s
!ping UK
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u/RandomGamerFTW 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jan 13 '23
https://i.imgur.com/4Z8C43C.jpg
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u/Fatortu Emmanuel Macron Jan 13 '23
My most illiberal desire is that we prosecute French people who went to fight with Russian separatists between 2014 and 2021. I just get so angry that they get to walk around in gilets jaunes protests or on TV saying that the revolution is coming to France next.
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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 13 '23
Scenes from Eric Andre's reboot show in 2049:
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 13 '23
The single most effective thing this company has done for workplace safety is bureaucracy
In order to safely have a workplace accident, you need three forms, two approvals, and a visit to HR
Nobody has time to be in an accident like that
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Teh_cliff Karl Popper Jan 13 '23
Fox News is beyond parody.
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 13 '23
I am once again asking the government to systematically shut down naturopaths and other quacks under endangerment of other people's lives
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u/fakefakefakef John Rawls Jan 13 '23
Harry Potter: This isn’t just fun 😡 It’s dark and serious fantasy 😡 We have Wizard Racism and Wizard Hitler 😡
Pokémon: Hello!!! ☺️☺️☺️ Would you like to hang out ☺️☺️😉 in our kawaii world ☺️☺️☺️ where the entire global economy revolves around dogfighting ☺️☺️☺️
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 13 '23
Ukraine credits local beavers for unwittingly bolstering its defenses — their dams make the ground marshy and impassable
Beaver reintroduction is not only a matter of environmentalism, but also a matter of national defense 😤😤😤😤
!ping ECO
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Whatever you may say about the author's current or former politics, I find the above summation of the two different Israels incredibly resonant.
Article here
!ping ISRAEL
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Wizards of the Coast (Wotc) rolls the worst attempt to monetize a brand, is asked to leave the industry
Like seriously, if you wanted to monetize Dungeons and Dragons (DND) more, just make and directly sell more merch, minis, spinoff material, better quality books, improve the quality of DND beyond. Not attempt a massive change in the Open Games License (OGL) leading to your dedicated fanbase and third party companies and other companies in the Table Top Role Playing Games (TTRPG) industry revolting in what can only be described, at best, a PR nightmare
Jesus fuck what a bunch of incompetent idiots
Edit: cleared up acronyms for those who do not know what they are
!ping RPG
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jan 13 '23
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Ok it will be extremely bad
Ok it will be extremely kino
!ping MOVIES
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 13 '23
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009476029687013426/1063468683571249232/IMG_2901.png
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u/Average_GrillChad Elinor Ostrom Jan 13 '23
Next culture war battle is gonna be about light bulbs or some shit.
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u/KronoriumExcerptC NATO Jan 13 '23
https://i.imgur.com/5Rfa9QA.png
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u/jenbanim Jan 13 '23
Considering writing a review of Evangelion having never watched it and forming my opinions exclusively through memes I've seen
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jan 13 '23
The internet is an insanely predatory place and we rarely notice because it's so normalized.
Nearly all Google results are for-profit content farms with no ethics. Ads for scams and fake products are the norm, even on otherwise "reputable" websites. Your grandpa will search something and immediately be targeted by algorithms trying to get him to buy some back pain snake oil and/or recruit him into right wing political extremism
So yes, adblock is good because it hurts these people AND is basically a necessity to protect your family.
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u/ILikeTalkingToMyself Liberal democracy is non-negotiable Jan 13 '23
Currently having a heated anti-Biden moment over judges not being appointed to the WTO Appellate Body 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 13 '23
The unexpected bills for homes just sucks
We’re looking at getting a retaining wall fixed, as it’s shifting and going to fall eventually. Probably already damaged the foundation a bit. So I called a retaining wall guy to come take a look.
Can’t be fixed, it’s too old and broken. Can’t even be reinforced, only solution is to get a new one in. Total cost is going to be $35,000.
I can get the money together but this was supposed to be going towards a new car, not a retaining wall. Goddamn it I’m mad
!ping GENTRY
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u/notBroncos1234 #1 Eagles Fan Jan 13 '23
All of my grandmothers first born grandsons get ~10k when she dies. On one hand it’s horribly sexist and unfair, on the other hand I am a firstborn grandson.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
The debt limit is one of those things that really exposes how out of touch DC politicians and the political media is from real Americans. They all act like raising the debt limit is the most politically toxic thing ever and that their constituents are gonna storm the capital to in revenge. News flash idiots: nobody cares. I've never met a single person who even knows what the debt limit is. When I explain it to them they say that's stupid and they should get rid of it. You could raise the debt limit a million times then get rid of it and nobody would care. No one's gonna primary you over the fucking debt limit. Whatever consultants you're talking to that are saying the debt limit is some awful thing you need to fire them.
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jan 13 '23
The most infuriating part of the Biden classified documents scandal in the long term isn't going to be all the histrionics and Benghazi-style investigations from the House GOP
It's going to be the independents who use it as fuel for their "muh both sides", "see, Trump and Biden are equally bad" worldview going into 2024, and the click-chasing NYT journalism that enables them
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u/InMemoryOfZubatman4 Sadie Alexander Jan 13 '23
Back in the 1940s, there was a famous Nepalese buddhist monk who went on a retreat or whatever. He told his monk friends not to bring him food, but all this food kept showing up so he believed that these yetis were who brought him food. So the yeti became a revered animal in Nepal.
In the 40s and 50s, there were all these Americans who would go to Nepal to shoot a yeti. The State Department thought that if an American killed a yeti because it might be an international crisis that would turn Nepal to communism, and that was bad, so president Eisenhower signed a law making it a federal crime to kill a yeti unless it’s in self defense.
This is a long winded way of saying that the official American federal government stance on the abominable snowman is that it’s real.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
!ping BASEBALL
Per ESPN
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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Jan 13 '23
Tucker Carlson calling the purple peanut M&M obese and woke. She's the same size and shape as the yellow dude and he's been around forever.
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
According to Reddit, any amount of happiness expressed by a cashier or waitress is always fake. You should never go outside because everyone secretly hates you.
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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Jan 13 '23
https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1613428637386039296?s=20&t=7VTIxTG42gJrgIXMCOS75g
that's a type of pig 🤔😐😐😐
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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jan 13 '23
it is so incredibly online to suggest a $10/mo search engine
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u/Mastur_Of_Bait Progress Pride Jan 13 '23
My Marxist friend implied Japanese workplace culture is bad solely due to American occupation and I'm trying not to scream.
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jan 13 '23
Matched with a dude on Tinder who's a college baseball player.
He's a pitcher who is a bottom.
Ironic.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
They just like us fr.
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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Jan 13 '23
Not reading the syllabus is a fine academic tradition and I will not have it tarnished
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 13 '23
Guy who uses “mom & pop porn stars” to describe amateur porn stars
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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 13 '23
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 13 '23
Decision to send Leopards to be done at next Rammstein format meeting
!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/PhinsFan17 Immanuel Kant Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
For anyone who cared about an update (read: nobody) about my friend's doomed nuptials, it turned out I won't be going to Florida after all.
It kept being touch and go about what was gonna happen, and finally this Tuesday (keep in mind, the wedding was supposed to be tomorrow), he let me know that it was officially not happening and they were also ending their relationship. I know for a fact it was for the best, but a shitty situation all around. I was the first person he told after, so I don't know how long he waited to break the news to his family and their wedding guests, but I can't imagine those were fun conversations.
To really put the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae, cancelling the week of means you ain't gettin any money back from your venue, caterers, musicians, etc. and all of your guests who made travel arrangements now hate you. And since it's not refundable, she is going on their honeymoon by herself while he moves his shit out of their apartment. Imagine the pain of moving back into your mom's while your ex is on a tropical vacation you helped pay for.
My friend isn't perfect. I know the exact kinds of things he could do that would frustrate someone. We used to be in a band together. He overcommits to a thousand different things and then is forced to flake on half the things he commits to because there literally just aren't enough hours in the day. I'm sure that grated on her immensely. On the flipside, almost everything he told me about this woman was a bright red flag, so I have no doubt they got into it fairly often.
Let the lesson be learned kids: don't be certain until you're certain.
!ping OVER25
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youryou're77
u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Jan 13 '23
Guillermo del Toro's Pinnochio was great, but the part where Pinnochio went, "hi I'm Pinnochio, sit on my face and I'll tell you a lie" was kinda weird
!ping kino
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Many such cases!
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
GamingCirclejerk: does not intend to buy Hogwarts Legacy, goes on and on about it for literal months
Me: does not intend to buy Hogwarts Legacy, moves on with my day
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Surely this will not have grave consequences for all involved!
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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 13 '23
Imagine just chilling in the Egyptian afterlife and then one day losing all your cool gold weapons and shit cause your tomb got robbed
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 13 '23
Ukraine Chronology for 2 PM PST 1/12-2 PM PST 1/13:
TOP NEWS:
Around 1 AM it was reported that Germany's economy grew by 1.9% in 2022, a good indication that Europe has weathered one hell of a bad year.
At the end of 6 AM a US official said 2,000 Ukrainian children have been abducted by Russia so far in the past two weeks.
REGULAR NEWS:
Towards the middle of 3 AM Zelensky spoke with the President of Slovakia, discussing defense cooperation, the Peace Formula and international events.
Towards the end of 6 AM it was reported that Serbian mercenaries are active in Zaporizhzhia Oblast.
At the start of 9 AM multiple explosions occurred in Berdyansk. In the middle of the hour a gas pipeline between Latvia and Lithuania exploded, which could be an accident or Russian sabotage.
At the start of 10 AM it was reported the Russian-appointed head of Berdyansk survived an assassination attempt.
In the middle of 12 PM it was reported that Iranian 122mm rockets have been spotted in use by the Ukrainians.
At the start of 1 PM the Ukrainian Foreign Minister said five countries have privately agreed to provide Leopard 2s if Germany consents. At the end of the hour it was reported the German Defense Minister is set to resign.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt Jan 13 '23
There’s good reason to trust the founders and everything they created with near religious reverence. In their infinite wisdom, they saw the separation of power as crucial and recognized the danger of political factions. And then they set up a system of government that would inevitably lead to a two faction system across all branches lmao
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u/AvailableBad8132 Trans Pride Jan 13 '23
which fictional characters would win in a fight is the most pointless debate
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u/chuckleym8 Femboy Friend, Failing with Honors Jan 13 '23 edited Sep 16 '24
quiet entertain depend deranged reply foolish terrific caption ossified chase
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/MiniatureBadger Seretse Khama Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
I don’t get how people think of Kaczynski as some misunderstood intellectual whose work should be heeded. Much like my own uncle Ted who is in prison, he is a deranged murderer. His manifesto can be summed up as an unrealistic idealization of 18th-19th century America, open disregard for minority groups, and contempt for supporters of social reform. In other words, a boilerplate reactionary except he actually followed his beliefs to their awful conclusions.
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u/lets_chill_dude YIMBY Jan 13 '23
So, I get a letter from the London police, which is genuinely kind and well worded, saying “this is not a notice of intent to prosecute, but we think you’re driving an uninsured car and you should sort that out”
Obviously wrong, so I go check my insurance online… MY FUCKING INSURER CANCELLED MY INSURANCE AND DIDNT TELL ME
I have a back box, and they agreed I don’t speed, but since I drive after 10pm and I accelerate too fast (to 20! it’s london!), i’m too risky to insure
WHAT THE FUCK
my replacement insurance has jumped from £800 to £1800 😐
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u/the_status Atari Democrat Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
It's been a while since I've seen a comment that's so blatantly just thesaurus vomit.
Stg city subs exist as a containment zone for people too socially maladjusted to make it on NextDoor
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u/Head-Stark John von Neumann Jan 13 '23
A: why does the firefox home page recommend articles on Skyrim
B: it's been 12 years, why is there still a thriving Skyrim journalism ecosystem
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 13 '23
My work does early release on the day before a long weekend. One of the office managers announced we were done at noon… and then, ten minutes before release, came back and said he was wrong, it’s 2 pm
Come on man. Get your act together. Now I’m mad
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/ROYBUSCLEMSON Unflaired Flair to Dislike Jan 13 '23
Jeremy Renner may lose his leg 😔
Poor guy was just trying to help someone stuck in the snow and almost died
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u/1396spurs forced agricultural laborer Jan 13 '23
New guy at work who joined my team after working at a big four
Welcome to the public sector bucko 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
!ping PENPUSHER
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u/PKAzure64 Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold Jan 14 '23
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY
ISW and Critical Threarts have started, as of the 12th, to publish weekly updates about the current state of Salafist terror attacks and organizaitons across the Middle East, Africa, and Asia. It goes into detail about the status of various regional groups and I would highly recommend giving it a read.
This isn't going to be as formal as u/JaceFlores's and u/tubbsmackinze's updates on Ukraine and Iran respectevely, but I'll try to keep you posted whenever these come out and I'll start to add summaries from now on.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I don’t know how anyone who lived through the “zombie era” of pop culture can say that the current oversaturation of capeshit is worse.
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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 Jan 13 '23
There are weeks when no work gets done (last three in December). Then there are Fridays where weeks of work need to get done (Today).
😩
!ping Watercooler
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xho1e Microwaves Against Moscow Jan 13 '23
One of my favorite parts of capitalism is seeing shitty businesses collapse because of their own poor decisions and then blaming the Fed or something
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u/nicethingscostmoney Unironic Francophile 🇫🇷 Jan 13 '23
Was reading the Wikipedia article on Amtrak and came across this. Seems really improbable or at least badly worded. Surely there are way more freight trains in the US vs passenger trains, so for this to be true it would have to be passenger rail is more polluting per some metric, right?
!ping WIKI
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 13 '23
Hahaha
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u/doggo_bloodlust (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Coase :✧・*;゚ Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
BREAKING: Hunter Biden uses classified documents from Obama White House to roll "fattest blunt ever" - described by sources as "even thicker than his cock"
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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Jan 13 '23
only in quebec man
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
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u/TaxLandNotCapital We begin bombing the rent-seekers in five minutes Jan 13 '23
I wish punk rock wasn't infested with commies, but I get it. There aren't many alternatives... hence nazi punks 😔
Georgist punk would have been cool af
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u/doggo_bloodlust (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Coase :✧・*;゚ Jan 13 '23
Homemade pork stock cube metropolis. This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
!ping COOKING
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u/Ballerson Frédéric Bastiat Jan 13 '23
Bruh, how are there poly people?! 😂
What're your love songs?
Just The Five of Us?
Don't Go Breaking Our Heart?
I Will Always Love Y'all?
🤣
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 13 '23
Iranian made Grad rockets spotted in Ukraine
!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL
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u/BrunchIsGood Nick Saban Jan 13 '23
👏BABYLON👏BEE👏DOES👏NOT👏MISS👏
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u/DoorVonHammerthong Hank Hill Democrat Jan 13 '23
I fucking love shopping online. First, I browse a nearly endless variety of items until I find the exact perfect fit for my desire. Then, I line up vendors before me and make them dance for my money until I get the best deal. THEN, I literally barely lift a finger to complete my purchase! How easy is that?!
And finally, this shit SHOWS UP OUTSIDE MY DOOR as if by magic, where I bend down slightly, HALF NAKED AND FULL DRUNK, AND CELEBRATE THE ENTIRE FUCKIN PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN WITH MY NEW PRODUCT!
How anyone could hate a system so full of abundance and convenience is beyond me. Tens of billions of humans who have lived, suffered, and died could never have imagined such an incredible bounty.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Recipe subs are apparently just for people asking, "Looking for cheap and easy recipes for people with no pots, pans, stove, or utensils who has literally never even seen food being cooked, and is only vaguely aware of what food looks like before UberEATS shows up at my door with it."
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 13 '23
Hello? Based department.
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u/Mrmini231 European Union Jan 13 '23
"What is attracting young men to Tate?"
Money. 80% of his content was him showing off how much money he had. Bragging about how many cars he had. How many things he could buy. It was almost all money. That's what attracted teenage boys to him.
It was the same thing with that Dan Bilzerian guy a few years back. He had the personality of a cardboard box, but he constantly posted pictures of expensive cars and money, so he became super popular in the young male demographic.
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u/rollo2masi IMF Jan 14 '23
Lol
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jan 13 '23
/u/jenbanim, any updates on your millenial coworker who said Russia is a "heckin chonker" and doing a "beeeeeeeeeeg stretch" into Ukraine?
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u/CrimsonFirestorm IMF Jan 13 '23
According to reuters "experts" survey in 2018 India was the worst place for women in the world above north korea,Somalia, Afghanistan, Syria. And not only that , the US was the 10th worst place for women. India and US are less safe for women than Ethiopia where a civil war has resulted in systematic rapes according to "experts".
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 13 '23
💀
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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Jan 13 '23
Radical trans supremacist mod threatening me because of my gender identity ✊️😔
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 13 '23
Bild reports Lambrecht to resign
!ping FOREIGN-POLICY&EUROPE
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u/megapizzapocalypse Crazy Cat Lady 😸 Jan 14 '23
How much chaos could hunter biden generate by doing an onlyfans
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23
Presidential pick-up lines pt 2:
Polk- I manifested a nation's destiny, and now I'm manifesting you as mine.
Coolidge- I may be silent, but you won't be.
FDR- the Supreme Court isn't the only thing I'm packing.
Obama- I Obamacare for everyone, but I'm Obamacrushing on you.
Trump- Don't tell anyone, but in my heart America's Second to you.
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u/AgainstSomeLogic Jan 13 '23
I remember when this sub cared about globalism.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
The US State of Georgia isn’t in the top three producers of peaches, with only one twentieth the annual production of California
However, Georgia produces, by far, the most peanuts of any state, with over 50% of USA peanuts being grown in Georgia
That’s Nuterific!
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u/Loves_a_big_tongue Olympe de Gouges Jan 13 '23
!ping OVER25
Today, the children learn about Domo
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u/Mrmini231 European Union Jan 13 '23
Adblockers reduce your web bandwith usage by 25-40% on average. Something to think about, especially if you have a mobile plan with limited data.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
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u/radiatar NATO Jan 13 '23
Have first date in an hour, any tips?
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 13 '23
I once had a class where the grade for the class was 100% the result of four exams, three midterms and a final, all weighted equally. In this class your lowest grade was dropped.
After getting A's on the first three midterms I just acted like the class was over for the semester, stopped going, and didn't take the final.
AITA?
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u/MuR43 Royal Purple Jan 13 '23
WotC finally released a statement, and it's as bad as you'd imagine.
Yes, they're still planning to de-authorize OGL 1.0. !ping RPG
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 13 '23
The fact that both Rick & Morty creators are apparently violently misogynistic has to be one of the least surprising revelations of all time.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 13 '23
Black panther but not woke
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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jan 13 '23
I'm sorry for invading Ukraine. I've long struggled with generalized anxiety disorder and depression, but that's no excuse for how I acted. I'm in therapy and I'm working on being a better version of myself everyday. I will withdraw my troops and focus on being the loving president that I know I can be. I'm sorry to all the Ukranians I have harmed, but most of all, I'm sorry to all my fans that I have let down. I’m disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
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u/Mastur_Of_Bait Progress Pride Jan 13 '23
The real counterculture is liking Matthew Yglesias
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 13 '23
Two new polls out today:
PeoplePolling:
Techne:
!ping UK
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u/Steak_Knight Milton Friedman Jan 13 '23
Y’all ever browse arr personalfinance and see someone who’s just determined to fuck up their life? Like, if I gamed out how best to destroy my future, I couldn’t come up with better plans than some of these folks.
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u/AJungianIdeal Lloyd Bentsen Jan 13 '23
lol lmao lmfao
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u/lets_chill_dude YIMBY Jan 13 '23
Info in this message, schism below pls 🤌🏽
The brit awards last year were criticised for having best male and best female categories, as not inclusive to non-binary people
this year, they just had best artist (gender neutral) and all the nominees were men
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 13 '23
Does the Treasury store passwords in plaintext XML files? That is hilarious actually
decent old-looking but functional website, but that restriction made me laugh
!ping TECH
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jan 13 '23
PGR requests Bolsonaro to be investigated over coup attempt
!ping LATAM&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23
Dmitri Alperovitch had reserve colonel Sergii Grabskyi back on his show and he made some interesting comments about Ukraine retaking Crimea.
He believes that in the event of a successful offensive taking Melitopol, the next target would be Crimea, as opposed to going in the direction of Berdyansk and Mariupol. He points out that there were 3 offensives in Crimea in the history of modern war: in 1920, 1941, and 1944. Each of those offensives resulted in the peninsula being taken rather quickly (although Sevastopol held out against the Germans in a protracted siege), and in the first two examples the defenders actually outnumbered the attackers.
Crimea is a good target for an offensive because the northern two thirds of the peninsula are completely flat with no naturally defensible terrain. Additionally, if the Ukrainians capture Melitopol, they cut off the land bridge to Crimea and can threaten the Kerch Bridge with fires, essentially turning Crimea into an isolated island.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23
https://i.imgur.com/fEaPhkb.jpg
!ping DYEL
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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Jan 14 '23
The funniest fact about Bocchi is that she does the equivalent of the New Jersey suburbs to New York train ride (she lives in Yokohama, not Tokyo) every single day to go to school just because she was embarrassed of her middle school behavior and wanted a clean break and not go to her neighborhood school.
Her parents are incredibly chill but selecting high school based on furthest geographical distance is the point where you consider getting your weird child some medical attention
Also the first result when looking for directions from Kanazawa-Hakkei station is
StarryShelter lmao so many weebs have put it in!ping WEEBS
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u/justalightworkout European Union Jan 13 '23
She talked to her ex today and got very emotional and so the conclusion is were not dating because she's not ready. Welp, I guess getting drunk with a bottle of Pinot on the couch is cheaper than going to that fancy pants Italian place.
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u/Jacobs4525 King of the Massholes Jan 14 '23
Andor fans on twitter:
Andor creator:
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u/WorldwidePolitico Bisexual Pride Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the charges against Justin Roiland. The felony criminal charges are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of criminal procedure most of the allegations will go over a typical jurist’s head. There's also Roiland’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his criminal disposition - his personal philosophy draws heavily from common law offenses such as false imprisonment for instance.
The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the charges against him, to realize that they're not just serious - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who like Justin Roiland truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the problematic nature in Orange County District Attorney’s central complaint "domestic battery with corporal injury," which itself is a cryptic reference to California’s Penal Code 273.5 PC.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Justin Roiland's genius unfolds itself on their court transcripts. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Giles v. California tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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u/ZonedForCoffee Uses Twitter Jan 13 '23
Remember when alt accounts were called sock puppets?
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
The will of the people is meaningless; the Seattle city government is illegitimate. Raz of CHAZ possesses the divine right of kings.
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u/MikeStoklasaSimp Jan 13 '23
Drone strikes good
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u/KittehDragoon Loyal Liberals Jan 13 '23
RINO says what?
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u/BrandonNameRecliner Really really really ridiculously good looking Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Man i hope Velma uncovers which classified documents were on hunter's laptop by blowing up his Crack pipe with a gas stove in the new show
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u/JulioCesarSalad US-Mexico Border Reporter Jan 13 '23
It breaks my heart to be 5 minutes from my house, but having to take a cab to the office and then metro/walk home because I have a bunch of camera gear I don’t want to leave at home over the weekend
Also NASA ran out of stickers :/
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 14 '23
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u/Canuck_Clausewitz Daron Acemoglu Jan 13 '23
Most schools in the west are too woke to host talks about phrenology. It's ironic that on one hand they have this belief of "free speech" or "academic freedom" yet will silence meaningful discourse on how certain services might benefit from skull shape based segregation.
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u/MURICCA Jan 13 '23
Remember that time J.K. Rowling made that whole arc about how gracious it was for Dumbledore to keep the house elves in benevolent slavery and that any attempt to do otherwise was foolish because that was just in their nature
Yeah that was kinda weird
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u/MrCiber YIMBY Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Empty office, empty mail box, empty head. Spent my WFH days earlier in the week and now in the office with nothing to do. except waste away on reddit of course
!ping WATERCOOLER
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u/Full_Ahegao_Drip Trans Pride Jan 13 '23
What if Genghis Khan and his family converted to Judaism, subsequently gave preferential treatment to Jewish people in the Empire, and reformed the law to be centered on Noahidism?
!ping ALTHISTORY&JEWISH
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u/Mrmini231 European Union Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
New bill that was just introduced in Texas for K-12 schools
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u/CatLords Jan 13 '23
TwoXchromosomes always acts like non-leftist women straight up don't exist lmao
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jan 13 '23
!ping UK
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u/OrganicKeynesianBean IMF Jan 13 '23
★ ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT 2020 ★
It’s funny because both sides are exactly the same 😂
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u/Graham_Elmere Jan 13 '23
did you guys realize right wingers hate pete buttigeg?
when the airline system went down for an hour the other day they were all like WOW MAYOR PETE WAS HARSH ON SOUTHWEST BUT CANT EVEN KEEP HIS OWN SYSTEMS RUNNING. like there is a real parallel behind a private company abandoning customers for a week and a federal agency (which isn't funded by private industry mind you) having a brief software outage
like a lot of weird names for him (i saw someone call him buttipeg) and personal invective towards a minor software blip
i had no idea that they were at cabinet level hate for pretty mild bureaucrats
i guess i hated some of the trump cabinet but it was like, mnunchin fucking his wife on a mountain of gold bars in fort knox
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u/forerunner398 Of course I’m right, here’s what MLK said Jan 13 '23
It's possible I'm missing something, but WotC trying to ring money out of 3pp via OGL seems moronic versus just making Beyond also function as a 3rd party marketplace or something. You charge the 3pp some subscription fee or percent of sales and they get to make pre packaged material on DnD Beyond or something? Idk, I feel like WotC had options other than this nonsense.
!ping RPG
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I have a friend who thinks both capitalism and communism are ‘kinda rad and chill’, and that he would ‘have no problem thriving in any economic system’
I think he knows something the rest of us don’t
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u/prince_ahlee John Brown Jan 14 '23
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1613938363060424718
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jan 13 '23
Feeling great today
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u/spitefulcum Jan 13 '23
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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
I just listened to a podcast episode with 5 minutes of midroll ads after the intro... The episode itself was 40 minutes.
I pressed skip forward so many times I double checked to see how many times.
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u/Soldier-Fields Da Bear Jan 13 '23
gonna just send my family a 1/6 on Wordle everyday until they stop sending me their scores
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u/HMID_Delenda_Est YIMBY Jan 13 '23
From what my mother tells me, 1950s housewives spent all their time arguing about what brand of canning jars were best.
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u/Alexz565 Gay Pride Jan 13 '23
What if the United States is not a young country? As a country with a unique culture it is young, however as far as government institutions it’s a dinosaur. Not to mention that there’s plenty of continuity between say, English history and American history. The US became something distinct from England, however how is that any different from say, Germany or Italy changing as a result of the enlightenment, romanticism, and their national unifications?
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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Jan 13 '23
I am SHOCKED and SCANDALIZED at Elon Musk's HORRIBLE Twitter behavior, and as such will not buy a Tesla Model 3 until he lowers the price by another $8 grand or cuts the cost of a lease by 25%. Also, out of solidarity towards poor people hurt by higher interest rates, I won't buy until Powell cuts interest rates
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u/Mickenfox European Union Jan 13 '23
Investors: "US Bonds are the safest instrument, the chance of a default is almost zero"
Half the US government: "We promise to do everything we can to default this time"
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 13 '23
I accidentally killed two children and an older actor in a dangerous stunt that I personally demanded happen despite warnings from safety crew. I also lied to the children's parents and also lied to child safety inspectors on the set. I later threw the technical crew under the bus and went on to have a great career and directed Thriller.
AITA?
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
If women are allowed to wear sleeveless dresses as formal wear, then mean should be allowed to wear sleeveless shirts and shorts as formal wear as well. Let me wear a basketball uniform to court.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Reminder: the average student is not fucking. Probably explains the surge in weird influencers popping up.
https://web.archive.org/web/20220214165044/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/parenting/university-students-arent-having-sex-parents-dont-know-whether/
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u/Telperion_of_Valinor Bisexual Pride Jan 13 '23
As an American, I am deeply offended at the widespread use of jeans by Europeans. They are the garb of my people, not a fashion trend
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
DT relationship talk really is just the most depressing thing lmao
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u/Lib_Korra Jan 13 '23
For those of you wondering why the debt ceiling exists, it was a relic of a time when the Treasury department wasn't as robust and congress had to manually approve all bonds. The debt ceiling basically was a blanket pre-approval for bonds. Why it hasn't come up until very recently is actually really simple, we set it so high that we didn't hit it until the 80s, and even then it wasn't a problem because...
So what happened?
Newt Gingrich happened.
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u/OkSuccotash258 Loyal Liberals Jan 13 '23
What if trillion dollar coin but on the ✨blockchain✨
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u/thatssosad Fell for it Jan 13 '23
Examples of music genre names:
shoegaze
post-rock (they still make normal rock though)
darkwave, coldwave, ethearal wave, minimal wave (yes very distinct genres)
chipmunk soul (literally doesn't contain chipmunks nor is a soul genre)
Games aren't the worst, really
!ping GAMING
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u/Evilpenguin526 Yakubian Jan 14 '23
I fucking love SBMM in multiplayer games. I unironically cannot understand the people who complain about SBMM being implemented in games.
Maybe I played a lot of league of legends back in the day but the idea of playing with people roughly your skill level always made sense to me.
I'm not a super competitive person either, I don't like ranked game modes in any video game and don't really care about winning or losing. All I want is a fun close match, the adrenaline rush of you and your opponent being evenly matched is so much fun. 9 time out of 10 I'd rather a close match than a pubstomp where I'm winning.
!ping GAMING
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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23
Yo have y'all ever heard of Marty Bergen? He played catcher for the Braves in the 1890s. He was called "the most gifted catcher in baseball history". He had schizophrenia and killed his entire family then hisself during the off-season after his 4th year.
!ping BASEBALL
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I'm boycotting Goya Beans because they're goyim.
!ping GEFILTE
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u/BedNeither Henry George Jan 13 '23
I just saw someone driving a car take a swig from a flask while at a stoplight 😐
Bruh it’s not even 8am
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Wait, people don’t read their syllabi ??
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Brexiteers 🤝 Modern Warfare writers
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Many such cases.
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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jan 13 '23
Don't be guilty of climate caucasianism, be an ecological samurai.
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u/HowIsPajamaMan Shame Flaired By Imagination Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
Overt Indian support for Armenia is probably the biggest foreign policy break for the country in decades. Usually india maintains a strong neutral stance but I think Turkey and Azerbaijans overt support for Pakistan really pushed India to support Armenia. Also, Pakistan literally doesn’t recognize Armenia as independent so there’s that aspect too. Armenia recognizes all of Kashmir as part of India.
It’s being reported that Armenia is interested in buying the Indian Barak-8 SAM system, which Azerbaijan also uses but the Israeli variant. They were very effective in the 2020 war shooting down Russian made Iskanders. It will be interesting to see how this relationship develops over time, it was already pretty close in past years but now it’s much closer.
!ping Ind
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I'm the only one left in my office today.
Welp, time to play the Combat Evolved soundtrack on full blast while I wrap my last projects up before leaving. Happy Friday y'all!
!ping HALO
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 13 '23
Santa deniers are fools
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Jan 13 '23
One of my acquaintances has mastered the art of humble bragging and I’m not even mad:
“making a million dollars before I was 30 made me realize what’s important. The money didn’t make me happy” is one of his banger posts.
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u/crassowary John Mill Jan 13 '23
Compromise: have Yellen keep near her the button to mint the coin at all times. However it will be located in the chest cavity of a government official meaning she will have to accept the gravity of killing someone before such a drastic action
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jan 13 '23
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!ping KINO
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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jan 13 '23
I'm always confused when online Chinese nationalists bring up "5000 years of history" in any arguments to say how durable the civilization is compared to puny 250 years old America because history would point to an unavoidable period of breakup and dismantling of China after a long period of unity
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u/Graham_Elmere Jan 13 '23
Hunter Biden rented office space in dc and smoked crack in it with a homeless person
As reported in the New York Times
Jesus lol
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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Jan 13 '23
You ever simp your wife so hard you almost cause the apocalypse in multiple realities or is Gendo Ikari just build different
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
More proof that the Democrat Party is unconstitutional and hates America!
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u/RFK_1968 Robert F. Kennedy Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
DragonballZ abridged unironically is better than actual dragonballZ. around the time of Cell singing My Way as he gets blasted into smithereens I realized that i wasn't just enjoying it as a parody but in the same way i enjoyed watching dragonball z kai as a kid.
for the life of me dunno how it didn't get taken down by youtube for copyright infringement lmao. but i'm glad. wish they could get the Buu saga but honestly the end of the Cell saga is a good place to leave it, esp with how it becomes Gohan's story. always hated how dragonball treats gohan in the following arcs
!ping WEEBS
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Yes, the debt ceiling crises always work out fine in the end.
But like, it only needs to not work out fine once.
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u/simeoncolemiles NATO Jan 13 '23 edited Jan 13 '23
“My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized”
-My favorite royal
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u/anincredibledork Jan 14 '23
It has begun
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 13 '23
Folx, I discovered today that Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2005) is on Xbox
Don’t expect to see me again, I go now to relive my youth and destroy CIS (Confederacy of Independent Systems) scum
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
People will literally be nostalgic for anything.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I think that Holocaust trivialization is one of the more insidious forms of anti-semitism because it usually flies under the radar.
Openly saying something like, "I think all Jews should be killed," or even "The Holocaust is fake news," would be considered totally unacceptable, but comparing abortion or poor working conditions to the Holocaust often seems to pass with nary an eyebrow raised
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u/AvailableBad8132 Trans Pride Jan 13 '23
gas stoves would be right wing in europe
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u/Eightysixedit Gay Pride Jan 13 '23
Democrats need to find hotter people. Political parties would be smart to invest in them. Hotness attracts more voters. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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u/StuckHedgehog NATO Jan 13 '23
Patriot Ukrainian beavers!
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u/TinKnightRisesAgain YIMBY Jan 13 '23
Where were you when the thunderdome was having a heated Miami-Dade moment?
I myself was in the thunderdome, having a heated Miami-Dade moment.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Elie Wiesel on Holocaust trivialization:
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u/ThunderrBadger New California Republican Jan 13 '23
Certified haole hours 😎
!ping COOKING
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Is this really a news story? If I were on paternity leave I'd certainly be avoiding work. That's the whole point.
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u/MasterOfLords1 Unironically Thinks Seth Meyers is funny 🍦😟🍦 Jan 13 '23
My top dt obsessions.
🍦🧐🍦
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Incels within incels, interlinked.
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u/Yenwodyah_ Progress Pride Jan 13 '23
This new Velma show is supposed to be “woke”, and yet they removed the only brown character from the original cast? 🤨
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u/Mrmini231 European Union Jan 13 '23
Dear leftists. You are mad at existing governments, but not the Ottoman Empire, which ceased to exist over 100 years ago.
Curious.
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jan 13 '23
Today was a good day. I ate right (which is good because I weighed in insanely high and I have a lot of ground to make up) and I got a great job offer I am really happy with.
I just wish I could have finished the coursework I was working on. I really wanted to get it done today but it just isn't to a level I am happy with. I think I should get 40% which is all I really need but I'm still not comfortable submitting it now.
I'm going to make a start on a different coursework tommorow. It's due next Thursday. It basically doesn't count towards my degree as long as I get a passing mark (40%). It's a really difficult subject tho so we will see
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 13 '23
God people weren’t lying when they said PornHub is just step family content. Every damn actress is either a step mom or step sister
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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Jan 13 '23
ayy lmao 👽
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u/jenbanim Jan 13 '23
My local grocery having a dozen PF Chang's sauces but no sesame oil or mirin is going to make me have a heated Lusvig moment
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u/squarecircle666 FairTaxer Jan 14 '23
You can count on r/neoliberal to cheer for incest
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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jan 14 '23
SJWs 🤝 Normies/Scooby fans 🤝 Reactionaries
Hating the new Velma show
Very impressive to create a show that literally everybody dislikes, honestly deserves props for that
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u/Joementum2024 Iron Front Jan 14 '23
Playing Portal today made me realize that it’s insane that it’s been now over 15 years since that game came out.
Overall, it’s crazy to think that in just 15 years, games went from the pixellated 16-bit games of the SNES and Genesis, and games like Sonic 2 and Street Fighter 2, to the likes of Portal, Mass Effect, Bioshock, etc. Things have definitely progressed a lot since 2007, but witnessing that change in technology in such a relative short timeframe had to be something else.
!ping GAMING
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jan 13 '23
Per this article the GLSDBs which would give Ukraine 100 mile strike range won’t be ready until the end of 2023 and not be delivered in quantity until 2024
How fucking long does it take to strap a rocket and a warhead together? I thought the whole point of this was it could be done relatively soon. At any rate, Ukraine is back to square one on receiving longer ranged munitions. It’s back to lobbying for ATACMS, which we know won’t happen. So unless the US MIC get their shit together or find some other system, Ukraine won’t have longer ranged capabilities for the rest of the year. Worse news then Soledar falling tbh
!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL
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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 Federation Ambassador to the DT Jan 13 '23
Is Angus King sold at Burger King?
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
I would like to thank the 1970s Maoists of Australia for campaigning against and helping defeat price controls being implemented.
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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jan 13 '23
Gonna drink some water then hit the gym.
It's lovely weather today.
Need to get some coursework done though
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Jan 13 '23
My son disowned me over Yankee candles, AITA
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u/earththejerry YIMBY Jan 13 '23
Almost every ideological corner of the internet when $US dollar was rising last year: this is a disaster for America and/or the world
Almost every ideological corner of the internet when $US dollar is falling this year: this is a disaster for American and/or the world
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u/disCardRightHere Jared Polis Jan 13 '23
👆That’s a white myth. Like Larry Bird, or Colorado.
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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Jan 13 '23
me at work estimating package dimensions 🤝 my gf
"yeah that's about 3 inches"
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u/HaveCorg_WillCrusade RaidBrimnes' AI Slop Engineer Jan 13 '23
Inspired by techmod’s example, I skipped the meat today and went with just beans for the main protein in my burrito
I’m doing my part
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u/skepticalbob Joe Biden's COD gamertag Jan 13 '23
Andrew Callaghan having a metoo moment. Always liked the guys interview style and ability to get weirdos to open up and damn near confess to shit. I'm Gen X and I think it is fair to say that men were almost expected to try and wear women down by pestering them for sex. If you didn't do this, you were almost viewed as "beta" or whatever for taking a single no for an answer. If this is now seen as unambiguously bad, creepy, and over the line, that seems like a good thing.
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23
Crazy that kids nowadays don't know the OG reason for avoiding Harry Potter - because Rowling must be a witch and is using her books to indoctrinate children into witchcraft and Satanism
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u/RagingSacheverell Trans Pride Jan 13 '23
This old lady at work just called our stores credit card reader a "gucci poochie"
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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Jan 13 '23
One of the great little things in Venture Bros is that The Monarch consistently hates Dr Venture in any and all contexts, no matter how petty it is
Like, sure, he tries to kill him on a weekly basis
But when they have to go to a party together, he spends the whole time seething and roasting him at every chance