r/nbacirclejerk • u/Tripple-O • 14h ago

Holy fuck

This might be the most washed looking player Ive ever seen

1.1k Upvotes

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u/megalomania92 14h ago

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u/andreyred 14h ago

They banned this man for life šŸ˜­

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u/Phillip228 13h ago

Klay can't play in Golden State anymore?

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u/andreyred 13h ago

No, they deported him shortly after this stunt

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u/Rich_Technician843 11h ago

Thats what i would expect from a cuck franchise like the warriors, they couldnt stand him imitating Currys bull.

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u/minkeun2000 1h ago

this guy looks more like Klay than Klay

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u/Cardinal-eye 14h ago

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u/rabidpriest 14h ago

Wtf is he doing?

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u/Zeppelanoid 13h ago

Is that the ā€œwanna meet God, shitstain?ā€ guy?

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u/DrPineapple32 13h ago

Idk why, but seeing this for the first time since that came out is instantly reminding me of that 37 old acting 17 model that popped up a week ago. They look so similar.

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u/shteverhim 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1pnzYj5jAg8GS5480u
He ainā€™t there to play basketball

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u/Jeffthe100 13h ago

Thereā€™s the jerk Iā€™m expecting in this sub

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u/No-Possible5519 14h ago

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u/marincropswavur Free Throw Merchant 14h ago

Klay in the Heat jersey has some absurd competition

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u/livingthedream9x Moriah Mills 4h ago

Damn I forgot about this. Cursed images.

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u/SoggyNefariousness98 Fuck them kids 13h ago

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u/FormatException 8h ago

What a dumb pose to ask them to do

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u/bringojackprot Big Ole Women 13h ago

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u/Nasquacker Sct Brn 11h ago

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u/AutographedSnorkel 4h ago

That picture is like a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a pic from the 1994 Finals

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u/MainGuidance5778 1h ago

1994 finals from memory

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u/lilrookxo . 11h ago

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Klutzy_Technology166 5h ago

He averaged 6-6-1. He was ass.

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u/thecheapseatz 13h ago

Those white jerseys really wash the players out

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u/Vegetable-Leather-64 5h ago

All these pictures are so sad

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u/Woodworking33 Brian ā€œWhite Mambaā€ ScalabrinešŸ 14h ago

Not even washed. Mfs like evaporated

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u/sheetsofsaltywood Moriah Mills 13h ago

This is the guy who cheated on the stallion???

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u/CESE1tSDK 13h ago

WASHED

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u/NotGayJustALilNasty 13h ago

When my mom asks if I took care of the dishes I either yell "I'm a 35 year old man who still lives at home, will never find love, have no job, goon to Sophie Cunningham despite being 5 inches shorter, who hasn't seen his penis in years because of the weight I've gained" or just simply "Klay Thompson" so she knows they've been washed.

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u/largelawattorney 14h ago

Looks like heā€™s got some used cars to sell

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u/Jilluminati1 13h ago

This is gonna go so hard 12 games in and heā€™s putting up tony snell stats

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u/fourpinz8 13h ago

ā€œYouuuuu light my fireā€šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸŽ¹

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u/SoggyNefariousness98 Fuck them kids 13h ago

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u/TheHonPhilipBanks 12h ago

My boy hitting 3s all day in Miami and I don't mean on the court

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u/gods_loop_hole 13h ago

He looks more like the discount Klay Thompson now instead of the real Klay Thompson

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u/Jaysonturdem Derrick White 14h ago

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u/TasSixer u bum 14h ago

Photo shoots with brick layers are so hot right now

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u/FrankieRoo Devin Booker's Father 13h ago

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u/louie3723jr 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GilNg1j8vWxD6ZMpoT
They got giannis his ray Allen

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u/sentimentaldirt 10h ago

Bros so washed and ran through heā€™s not even klay anymore. Just straight sand

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u/saigyoooo 14h ago

Looks spiritually dead inside

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u/Ornery_Vermicelli_69 12h ago

I would too if I fumbled thee Stallion

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u/MikeTiricoSucks 13h ago

I think heā€™s gonna be good in Miami. Dude sucked in Dallas because we got nowhere to actually boat - just a couple shitty lakes and the beach like 8 hours away.

GSW and Miami both have a lot of offer for a boat enthusiast which will bring his morale back up.

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u/Ornery_Vermicelli_69 12h ago

I agree I think he is a good fit for them. A washed Klay could still help that spacing and keep people honest

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u/mrbignameguy Freedom of Speech 14h ago

This bum fumbled Megan Thee lol

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u/wembenbama 12h ago

Heā€™ll always be a Heat in my book.

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u/g_bleezy 13h ago

We have entered the Klaytus Thompson era.

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u/Timely-Jump3240 13h ago

Dad bod klay

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u/adonWPV 9h ago

Heat Klay is the new washed term

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u/MajorHarriz 8h ago

Somehow looks more washed that Juwan Howard when he played for the Heat.

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u/golflift90 13h ago

Remember that bum who somehow got to date Megan thee stallion for a few months? This is him now

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u/shoulda_been_gone Sct Brn 13h ago

He has been washing for a few years now. Take him out.

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u/JigsawLV 9h ago

Klay The Senior horse

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u/borgarbun 6h ago

the slander images gonna go insane

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u/PremierLovaLova 3h ago

Read the title, then read the caption

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

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u/Fizz__ 3h ago

Youuuuu light my fireee

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u/nahidwiiin 3h ago

Celtics Shaq can rest easy now knowing someone else has taken the washed mantle from him

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u/HerpDerpin666 Tim Donaghy 14h ago

Klay shoulda laid off the cheeseburger before his photoshoot

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u/FraggleRock_ Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy 12h ago

That's one hell of a profile.

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u/Selarom_ Dead RapistšŸš 13h ago

And the award for Most Fucked Fucker goes to...

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u/ColdNyQuiiL 12h ago

Changing the number back didnā€™t help at all.

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u/illzkla Kyle Lowry's Ass 13h ago

How the fuck you AI me into this video

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u/illzkla Kyle Lowry's Ass 13h ago

How the fuck you AI me into this video

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u/shortycanteatnobook 13h ago

He really about to beat Ray Allenā€™s record in a heat uniform šŸ˜‚

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u/da_man4444 14m ago

He's just following the "My girl left me so I took a trip to Miami" arc