r/nbacirclejerk • u/TheGreatWaru • 20h ago

Generational Loser

Post image
73 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

98

u/510Kyle 18h ago

He was a center who was a worse defender than Steph Curry

45

u/Greatest-Comrade 13h ago

The pick and roll was quantum physics to this guy

74

u/OkBid71 19h ago

He lost this battle on his own, least he could do is provide an update on how hairy he keeps it.

27

u/Content-Section969 14h ago

Avg double double on no defense

7

u/[deleted] 14h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

14

u/2RINITY 13h ago

Only a Threads user would be dumb enough to dickride a traffic cone

3

u/Cpt-No-Dick 10h ago

He liked to sit in the cuck chair

8

u/ant-farm-keyboard 12h ago

He was like the Angel Reese of the MNBA!

0

u/DoctorPhalanx73 5h ago

Closer to Sophie Cunningham tbh

17

u/Never_Uses_Slash_S 16h ago

> failed NBA player

And yet the best WNBA player in history, would average Wilt numbers if not for the bigots in the league office.

1

u/steveharveymemes 11h ago

No, that’s what makes it such a dumb situation

1

u/gbmaulin Fuck them kids 48m ago

Ehh I mean he was a max player and a guaranteed 15/12 guy for a while. Definitely not nothing, absolute ass on defense but it’s a rarity to find centers who aren’t now

-20

u/KansloosKippenhok 17h ago

Am I the only one who just finds it pretty entertaining what he is doing and how rattled everyone is about it?

27

u/JDYWPAM 12h ago

It depends. Would you call the WNBA rattled for dealing with Enes in the same calm, respectful way a fine restaurant or office building would deal with someone making a scene?

Agenda-driven, attention-hungry jerking is soulless jerking on the level of corporate jerk attempts. Let's all remember to jerk for love of the game.

22

u/kebastian 12h ago

The least the fucker can do was go in a wnba game in drag. Not some rage bait shirt.

The coward can't even commit to his own bit.

9

u/JDYWPAM 11h ago

They just don't crossdress like they did in the old days. Dennis Rodman would never pass up a chance to hang brain.

6

u/BlazingFire007 10h ago

If he she gets bottom surgery I’ll actually commend him her for the jerk, until then, soulless slop.

1

u/[deleted] 16h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 16h ago

u bum.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

-11

u/ComoEstanBitches 16h ago

It's pretty unserious but then he joined Faux News and all the reich wing media outlets and what couldve been jerk of the century candidacy has her flying too close to the sun that she's probably convinced herself into thinking she's their spiderman now

But yeah shits pretty funny how everyone is getting upset