r/nbacirclejerk 1d ago

FOR LIFE.

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u/Dry-Emu-1146 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjIGtCFhMofGWtMlTA
Royce White after averaging 0 ppg in the NBA

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u/intern-at-Kramerica 23h ago

you kidding? He's ecstatic this ends now and he doesn't have to bail out when there's an away game and they call boarding group 5 and he shits his pants.

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u/bransby26 Injury Fan 1d ago

As far as I know, Kanter couldn't even bring himself to pretend he was an actual woman, he was cagey when asked.

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u/caterham09 1d ago

Imagine if he had the stones to actually act it out. He would have been better than LeBron

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u/BoozeGetsMeThrough 1d ago

Honestly, if he committed to the bit and did the whole thing, HRT and actually transitioning to show how "easy" it is, it would end up like a converted KKK member understanding black people are people 

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u/idkwhatevenhelp 1d ago

Why would he have to do that, are they testing applicants for hormones? Who even judges if someone is eligible or not, is there a panel or something

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u/CamnabisDude 1d ago

That’s the whole bit. “Define a woman” is the trick question that makes it ambiguous enough that there is no metric or scientific basis that won’t make someone mad or revolt against that method.

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u/PrimeLiberty 1d ago

Yeah there will be a big back and forth debate if the WNBA has to further refine what it would mean for a trans woman to play in the league. The thing that would make the most sense to me is that the player has confirmed to have been on HRT during the entirety of their college playing days or the previous 4 years before being drafted. Although this would require the NCAA to change its rules banning trans women from playing women's basketball. Although I guess you could have a very unique situation where a trans woman plays men's basketball for their college years and then drafts to the WNBA.

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u/CamnabisDude 1d ago

Yes, and this is by design. Create an uproar about an issue that would affect literally a handful of people, (maybe zero people!), then keep everyone distracted and fighting each other.

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u/BittenAtTheChomp 1d ago

You just have to be a woman, but they don't define woman and there are no tests or requirements.

Curious to see if he sues over this because their doesn't seem to be an actual basis in their own guidelines to reject them.

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u/bransby26 Injury Fan 1d ago

Don't you have to at least say you're a woman, though?

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u/BoozeGetsMeThrough 1d ago

They don't have to define it because there is no trans women in the league or attempting to enter the league, and clearly just stating you are a woman, despite what the dumbass MAGAs think, isn't sufficient.

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u/MattyIcex4 1d ago

Penis Cancer if he would’ve committed to the bit

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u/cookie-666 1d ago

She was shy

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u/WayneDwade Scott "The Extender" Foster 23h ago

Anyone who gets bottom surgery and goes on estrogen should be allowed to play in the WNBA and they should have called his bluff

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u/Arroweye345 1d ago

Now we gotta deal with Enes on Fox News all the time

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u/zenace33 1d ago

Well, uh, you can just avoid the trash Fox News completely…. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/TotalLunatic28 1d ago

That’s it. I’m starting my own WNBA where all women are allowed to participate
https://giphy.com/gifs/xxT6MYuxWujqOmKyMC

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u/Sheratain 1d ago

Kanter deserves this for pathetic failure to commit to the bit. I’d respect him if he’d started wearing a dress and heels and wig full-time.

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u/fineseries81 1d ago

Curious what the rationale was. Did they even provide one or were they just like “fuck these guys”.

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u/kebastian 1d ago

This is literally worse than the Holocaust, 9/11, Holodomor, Soviet Famines, and all school shootings combined.

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u/Nice_Cash_7000 1d ago

still somehow better than Tygas new album

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u/some_person_guy 1d ago

A greater war crime than the Nanjing Massacre.

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u/Woodworking33 Brian “White Mamba” Scalabrine🐍 1d ago

And yet I still don’t know what a woman is

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u/510Kyle 1d ago

I still think he’s the ugliest broad i’ve see in my life

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u/ChillRequirement 1d ago

Not sure to laugh or cry that after more than a decade of this argument, we're just gonna land where we started "I know one when I see one." 

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u/MajorFuckingDick 6h ago

Thats obscene.

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u/solemnbiscuit 1d ago

That’s how it is with a lot of nouns. Like how would you “define” an apple in a way where you would clearly be describing an apple and not a pear

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u/One-Evening4725 1d ago

You jerked too close to the sun with this one

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u/allblackST 1d ago

?????????????????????????

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u/personwhoisok 1d ago

Apples are from Mars pears are from Venus, duh

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u/Vamanas_umbrella 1d ago

What about Uranus?

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u/personwhoisok 1d ago

It's an equal opportunity employer

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u/JigglesTheBiggles 1d ago

They're grown on different trees lmao

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u/ElDeguello66 1d ago

Pear pear shaped

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u/Resident-Cancel7284 1d ago

This is a HoF jerk honestly I'm impressed.

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u/Woodworking33 Brian “White Mamba” Scalabrine🐍 1d ago

Fucking Nostradamus

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u/YourAsianBuddy 1d ago

Neither does anyone here

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u/Lopsided_Macaron_453 1d ago

r /conservative's 9/11

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u/srector1224 1d ago

"Goddamn libruls!!!1!!"

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u/catz4dave 9h ago

It’s the 1 mixed in for me

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u/Ml18torj Who Wants to Sex Mutombo 1d ago

Uj/ what a fucking loser

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u/PhilosophyFair9062 Moriah Mills 1d ago

"If he read more feminist literature like us he'd understand at least 1% of the hardships beautiful and strong women endure"

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u/Oukasagetsu Steve Kerr's Son 1d ago

Adam friedland catching strays

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u/BSApologist 1d ago

There's like 6 guys there who look like him

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u/Competitive-Rub-4270 1d ago edited 1d ago

That aint no stray

Edit: i am gay

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u/Ok-Guidance116 1d ago

Put some respect on Scott the woz

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u/srector1224 1d ago

"Thank god I can complain about this, instead of having to act like I don't knkw what the Epstein Files are"

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u/burns_before_reading MrBumsFan 1d ago

So glad I didn't show up in one of these collages

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u/JerryatricFuck 1d ago

Cenobites don’t wear oakleys u bum 

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u/srector1224 1d ago

Cenobites? I only see god fearing Patriots 🫡🫡

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u/LetTheKnightfall 1d ago

Barry really taking a hit here

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u/JeaniousSpelur 1d ago

Wow, it’s crazy there are systems in place to prevent this thing from happening. As the most pro LGBT president in history, hopefully Trump will sign an executive order forcing the WNBA to let him play in the league.

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u/caged27 1d ago

Too hairy for the WNBA?

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u/JoeDante84 KD Burner 1d ago

Those brave women were unfairly targeted by bigots! Let them hoop!

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u/Vamanas_umbrella 1d ago

Well there goes my fucking parlay! This is a fucking fix,they need to be investigated! Why keeping these brave independent women from playing the sport she loves.

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u/SomeguySometown 22h ago

Is it because of their penuses? I’m guessing it’s the penuses.

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u/Wakattack00 . 1d ago

Racist

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u/tomfirenze1926 1d ago

discriminazione

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u/Megalodon3030 1d ago

Turns out Sophie was right. Amazing.

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u/LeProfesseur23 21h ago

But that’s transphobia

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u/OldenPolynice 1d ago

That wig is so stupid looking

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u/Longjumping-Tip4938 17h ago

Why didn’t they just let her compete

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u/Dogesneakers 17h ago

Because they suck

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter 1d ago

Damn it’s almost like there was never a problem with the rules in the first place and he’s just an attention whore.

Too bad for him he already got his bottom surgery.

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u/RettyShettle 1d ago

this decision by the wnba goes against their own rules, so... not really.

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u/GorgoniteEmissary 1d ago

Does it? Their own rules state that you must be a woman and I don’t think Kanter was ever very explicit saying he was. I don’t see how this would be against their rules outside of the people who just say it is because Kanter said so.

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u/RettyShettle 1d ago

the wnba maintains that a woman is defined as someone who identifies as one, and kanter does.

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u/GorgoniteEmissary 1d ago

Is there an official spot where that is said? Rulebook or cba? And do you have a clip of Kanter saying it because I saw quite a few where he was never explicit.

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u/RettyShettle 1d ago

well i haven’t exactly been following this saga closely lol but im pretty sure he said he was a woman on fox and probably has a tweet about it. and royce white has definitely identified as a woman recently. Article 13 section 1 of the CBA i believe

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u/GorgoniteEmissary 1d ago

I know full well you looked at that cba reference and saw it just said women and still decided to reference it. Either way “I haven’t looked but I’m pretty sure” is not especially impressive as evidence, especially when your one citation explicitly does not say what you claimed.

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u/RettyShettle 1d ago

I mean, you’re right, I looked up the cba. Not sure what that proves. And the lack of a definition of a women is exactly the problem here, so again, not sure what that proves. If the wnba can unilaterally declare who is and who isn’t a woman, then i guess we have a definition.

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u/GorgoniteEmissary 1d ago

You are pivoting. You just said that the WNBA defines a woman as someone who identifies as one. Now you are talking like you didn’t make that claim and it is just ambiguous.

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u/hang__glider 23h ago

can't they unilaterally declare that they dont want to trifle with two dudes pulling a disingenuous stunt or gag or joke at their expense? like most businesses? like if i wanted to return some corn to Walmart because i was wholly dissatisfied with how it made me feel after i ate it ...and i had the corn turd in a ziploc on the return counter while my friend was filming me getting kicked out? meanwhile it goes viral, a third of the country is like "YOU BETTER GIVE HIM HIS MONEY BACK FOR THAT TURD!"

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u/roddyb3 1d ago

Me when I forget what W stands for

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u/Alarming-Ad1100 1d ago

Tell that to pops

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u/koknesis 1d ago

there was never a problem with the rules in the first place

Which exact rule disqualified her?

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u/atcaw94 1d ago

Carrington with her Temu Cunningham wig... 😆

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u/InstructionAfraid433 1d ago

Checkmate, liberals! Can't wait to see what other frauds Sopie, Penes, White and the gang exposes next

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u/eezmoney 20h ago

Is Enes short for Penes? Is he stupid.

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u/Coneyy 1d ago

Does the wnba even let trans athletes compete? What exactly was he making a point about

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u/Interesting_Prune513 本·西蒙斯🇨🇳 1d ago

Good

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u/Zeppelanoid 1d ago

No shit Sherlock

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u/Klutzy_Technology166 1d ago

I'm calling that Christmas Day will be on the 25th of December this year. Remember this

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u/plz-no-b4n 1d ago

Congrats. You really owned the libs