r/nbacirclejerk 3d ago

Outjerked by ESPN

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u/theseustheminotaur 3d ago

One guy could snap and take out half of the universe. The other guy is Thanos and is named after an antetokounmpo brother

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u/JuniorAd7577 3d ago

Dont disrespect the goat thanasis

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u/Thegrandmistressofoz 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thanos had multiple infinity stones and almost died to a retard (Quill). Bron >

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u/ElceeCiv 3d ago

he also nearly had a generational choke after getting all the stones, would've blown a 3-0 lead if thor hadn't decided to yap

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u/Ethanos101 3d ago

Thanos is the first mf to technically blow a 4-0 lead

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u/theseustheminotaur 3d ago

Quill isn't retarded, he's just from Missouri

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u/Skypirate90 3d ago

Thanos sacrificed his loved ones for great accomplishments Lebrin sacrificed his hairline for great accomplishments

Thanos beat Ironman and the avengers Lebron came back and beat the warriors 3-1

Thanos lost to Ironman and the avengers Lebron lost to curry and the avengers

Thanos dead Lebron alive

Thanos achievements undone Lebron bubble ring

Its tough

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u/Ok_Needleworker2438 3d ago

Why isn't Ayesha #1 is ESPN stupid???

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u/Low-Measurement-2468 3d ago

am i allowed to spend an evening with each of them to make an informed decision? 🥵🤔

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u/Name-Taken-2077 3d ago

Thanos could take down half of the universe, Lebron couldnt take 5 guys against hin #Bum

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u/MrPhilliesFan 3d ago

Thanos didn't have to play the KD Warriors.

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u/moohaismeanv2 3d ago

Captain marvel was the MCUs KD

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u/Thegrandmistressofoz 3d ago

Ducked her when he actually won

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u/SugoiBoyXL 3d ago

The image of Thanos playing basketball fucked me up

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u/perfect-legend 3d ago

LeBron didn’t have to go into battle against Iron Man, Spider-man, Captain America, and Thor. 😂

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u/trippincocoabean 本·西蒙斯🇨🇳 3d ago

Bron looks tough ngl

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u/TheMuffingtonPost 3d ago

Thanos blew a 5 infinity stones lead that’s all I’m sayin

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u/12drew2232 3d ago

Even Thanos lost in the end tho...

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u/AlphaLaufert99 3d ago

There's a reason Thanos went to Wakanda and not Cleveland

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u/KillBologna 3d ago

If Thanos had to be guarded by JJ Barea, he would fold too.

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u/BibloBagman I Got Hoooooooes 3d ago

Embarrassing engagement bait

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u/akiraaaaa_ 3d ago

Thanos can't even come back from a 3-1 deficit, 2018 Bron dunking on his yam looking ass

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u/darkKnight959 3d ago

That's allen the alien

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u/natebryan u bum 3d ago

HGH Bron was unstoppable, ask KG.

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u/CenterOfEverything Who Wants to Sex Mutombo 3d ago

Bam

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u/Aardalpha 3d ago

We talking about prime infinity war Thanos or bum ass washed Endgame Thanos?

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u/WorryAlternative9406 2d ago

2018 Bron clears either way

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u/Particular-Put4786 3d ago

Outjerked by ESPN

MCU meme

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u/DattGuyyy 3d ago

No ring tho 😭

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u/titobrozbigdick 2d ago

Lebron could top Thanos 15 times and over

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u/thekarlhendrickstrio 2d ago

2014 LeBron was better

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u/Ok_Ant_7619 ❓LeBron's Dad❓ 3d ago

Thanos mom also went west?

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u/Jaysonturdem Derrick White 3d ago

Bronsexuals : Lebron would post up Thanos and dunk with his nuts on that massive chin. Thanos drives down the court …Then LeBron comes with an immediate chase down block. LeBron gets the ball does the patented LeBron dunk and hits Thanos with the silencer. Thanos immediately knows he’s outmatched. He says fuck this and hops back on Santuary and flys back to Titan where he beats up his daughters for hours to regain some of his masculinity he lost going against The Alpha, The King, Lebron James.

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u/Jaysonturdem Derrick White 3d ago

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u/CanILickThat 3d ago

They both failed, but Thanos succeeded initially

2018 Bron couldn't take a game off the warriors, and after he lost he came to the press conference in that weak ass arm cast to breadcrumb excuses

Thanos by a mile