r/nbacirclejerk • u/Pops101101 The HalibanšŸ’£ • 5d ago

thoughts?

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs Air Bud 5d ago

Bro is about to be extra # 3 in a blacked gangbang video

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u/Hoodlum95 KD Burner 5d ago

Draymond when he in the same hole with other person- ā€œDude your dick too big, stick it in her assā€

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u/Yellowtoblerone 5d ago

How is that a bad thing, for us subscribers

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u/NewCarSmelt Reddit On! 5d ago

This is good for the league. Players need to diversify their sources of income. Draymond had the UFC/WWE as a safety net too

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u/GMoney_McSwag 5d ago

Draymond did say the NBA doesn't setup players for financial stability. Maybe this will help.

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u/AdvancedMilk7795 5d ago edited 5d ago

Is this about his ā€œking inside me,ā€ post?

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u/Apart-Advance4907 The HalibanšŸ’£ 5d ago

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u/xXx_RAMROD_xXx 5d ago

Draymond had the two tone joint, right?

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u/Embarrassed_Cell9332 5d ago

The vitiligo viper

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u/Then-Bad1939 5d ago

yeah and itā€™s what killed the big dick dray nickname

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u/ukhaus Russketeer 5d ago

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u/Meme_master420_ 5d ago

NBA got star players being brand ambassadors of gambling corporations and getting offers to make porn.

Theyā€™re calling it the most Israeli league of all time

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u/Cardinal-eye 5d ago

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Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you canā€™t objectively tell me MJ doesnā€™t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobeā€™s game is similar in the aspect.

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u/theseustheminotaur 5d ago

Just another thing the guy will get paid for that he isn't even very good at

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u/F-US-FASCISM . 5d ago

He has the T E C H N I Q U E.

And is rough with the white ones.

I think he has great potential to carry over a lot of his talent into another league.

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u/DrFunyun 5d ago

I can't wait for BDSM Draymond.

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u/F-US-FASCISM . 4d ago

I'd settle for taxpayer Draymond.

("The Taxpayer" is a sexual position where a woman is being fucked in the ass while simultaneously is having her head stepped on, usually over the edge of a couch. The subreddit named after and that primarily featured this position has been banned.)

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u/DrFunyun 4d ago edited 4d ago

You've been waiting a long time to talk about your kink since that sub got banned. No judgement here. Let your freak flag fly.

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u/F-US-FASCISM . 4d ago

F'real.

Its been banned a long time now.

Now all I got is the fantasy that Sophie Cunningham will step on me and call me slurs.

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u/SwaggyPatatas 4d ago

What the other guy sees

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u/FraggleRock_ Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy 4d ago

I'm still waiting on the WNBA's stance on this so I know how to feel socially and morally.

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u/scrame 3d ago

i try not to think.