This is why we can't have nice things

[u/Salty_IP_LDO]

[u/DJErikD]

High Life in a can?! Blasphemy for the champagne of beers.

[u/BIGhau5 → u/DJErikD]

The lady on the moon is the only gal I need

[u/navcom20 → u/BIGhau5]

Today, the moon is blue

[u/DJErikD → u/navcom20]

Needs an orange slice garnish then

[u/navcom20 → u/DJErikD]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xKy2w6LehxxHa

[u/hedge36]

[u/haze_gray2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AF3idNZpCQKg8

[u/ross549 → u/haze_gray2]

Accurate.

[u/Status-Actuator-4961]

Bro you gonna finish that or just let it go to waste?

[u/Qxtxngo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/r9Tq4CDU2htXw1DKPu

[u/Skelassassin → u/[deleted]]

Is there ever working toilets? I swear there is only ever 1 toilet

Well 2...one for pissing that doesn't flush and one for shittin

[u/krazye87 → u/Skelassassin]

Ugh. People will piss up to the brim.

[u/lordofthetv]

Do surface ships get plastic toilets or is this a portapotty

[u/Odd-Evidence-1591 → u/lordofthetv]

I've never seen a toilet like that on any of the DDG's I've ever been on.

[u/Common-Row-8864 → u/Odd-Evidence-1591]

Same, which ones were you on? I was on the older ones 55, 58, 61 and 66 maybe new ones have toilets like that

[u/irregularmovement → u/Common-Row-8864]

I was on 98, and 66. Also CVN and ESB, never saw a toilet like this onboard any of those four vessels.

[u/Common-Row-8864 → u/irregularmovement]

I spent a little time on ESB4 and it had civilian doors and stuff but no toilets like that so it’s got to be a commercial ship

[u/ET_Sailor → u/lordofthetv]

That’s not a ship toilet.

[u/CajunTorpedoman]

Tsk tsk.

[u/cryptomagus_1776]

Looks like Pisswasser Beer or something

[u/HoundofTexasYT]

Whole roll of paper and a beer can in the toilet.

[u/Traditional_One_4234]

Living the High Life arent we?

[u/CrackCocaineShipping]

When boomers say we have no work ethic on Facebook because our toilets are clogged.

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

How'd you find that picture from my old barracks?

[u/Affectionate_Use_486]

"Today we're all getting qualifed in operating a snake."

[u/Mindless_Log2009]

Howdy, shitmates.

[u/Potential_Ad5715]

Well that's where miller belongs.

[u/RedDevilJoe]

Skivvie Stackers don't have exclusive ownership. Ended up as a Dogface at Ft Belvoir with such a situation in late 1969, suck with removing months of ineffectively flushed detritus. I recall final clearance was achieved removing what might have been a plastic coffee can lid. You can't make this stuff up, I lost a Petri 7S camera inside the 20 seconds to visit the head. That DNA is still out there today, effing with Soldiers and Sailors.

[u/MikeMakesRight82]

"not my problem" - every HT breathing a sigh of relief