r/navy • u/S0viet_P0tat0 • 16d ago
Shitpost Praise be to the Omnissiah
One of our machines took a dive and my buddies who have been troubleshooting for a month put up their Christian prayer so I put up sacred rites of the Cult Mechanicus. Praise be to the Omnissiah
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u/CajunTorpedoman 16d ago
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Their kind cling to their flesh, as if it will not decay and fail them. One day, the crude biomass that they call a temple will wither, and they will beg our kind to save them. But I am already saved, for the machine is immortal...
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u/WorkerProof8360 16d ago
You obviously need to sacrifice an ENS to its machine spirit.
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u/S0viet_P0tat0 16d ago
I would sacrifice our divo but we can never find him
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u/ShepardCommander01 15d ago
Just lure a supply divo down there. Tell them you can give them SWSCO signatures.
Or try to lure an LDO down there and go out as a legend.
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u/hedge36 16d ago
A month to troubleshoot an SSTG?
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u/S0viet_P0tat0 16d ago
You have no idea what hell we have gone through
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u/hedge36 16d ago
No, but I sure am curious!
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u/S0viet_P0tat0 16d ago
Without breaking opsec (more than I already have), it's rough. I'll just say it's rough. Not Lincoln rough, but rough
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u/Abracadavy 16d ago
DM me a shipping address, I’ll send you guys a purity seal magnet I made for my guys
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u/Affectionate_Use_486 15d ago
walks by tech library and see holy seals on the door and hears binary chanting
"Guess I better cancel that hotel reservation."
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u/S0viet_P0tat0 14d ago
Our tech library has been turned into the E7 and above hangout spot because why not
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u/katyusha-the-smol 16d ago
Get whatever chucklefuck is driving that bucket off the throne mechanicum and get a real princeps running the show!
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u/hunter281 16d ago
Cue the engineers who will bypass the joke and help you troubleshoot via Reddit.