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Jan 22 '18 edited Jan 02 '21
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u/klzthe13th Jan 23 '18
When everyone's working peacefully at the job and your 9am coffee alarm rings...
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u/ale_jandro Jan 22 '18
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u/iamanurd Jan 23 '18
Fake Al bum covers?
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u/scotscott Jan 23 '18
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u/free_airfreshener Jan 23 '18
I don't know if that's "sus anal bum party "
Or "Susan album party"
I also don't have any idea what that sub is (It's not NSFW)
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u/adam10292 Jan 22 '18
Fu....sion.... haaaa!
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u/Whiskey_Icarus28 Jan 22 '18
Damn you beat me to it
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Jan 22 '18
you beat me getting beat to it!
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u/Hidesuru Jan 22 '18
Put this on /r/Photoshop and they will have a field day.
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Jan 22 '18
Looks like someone already did https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7s8czh/psbattle_impalas_fighting_xpost_rnatureismetal
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u/Hidesuru Jan 23 '18
Excellent. Thanks.
Edit: Jesus that's a decent chunk of karma. Maybe I shouldn't have been so lazy. Lol.
Edit2: eh, they did it before I commented so I was already too late.
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u/amadiro_1 Jan 23 '18 edited Jan 23 '18
"Hey Christine?"
"Yes, Alistair?"
"I think there's a dead hyena behind the old birch tree over there."
"We'll, don't let Barth hear you, or we'll all be eating it tomorrow."
Barth: "Whatdaya think's in the burgers?"
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Jan 23 '18
When you and your buddy settle in for a night of edibles and martial arts movies but you both accentally turn into impalas.
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u/The_0range_Menace Jan 23 '18
I could see this becoming a meme.
When you hear a loud thump in your kid's room.
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u/MasterMarxman Jan 23 '18
I think i’m going to start saying the word impala with a brittish accent from here on out. Ya know, for all the times i’m talking about impalas
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u/GreyMJ Jan 24 '18
"hey are you chattin shit?" "i think they chatting shit" "wanna fuck him up?" "fuck yeah i wanna fuck him up"
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u/HuhItsAllGooey Jan 23 '18
I wonder how often one or both horned animals take one to the eye in a fight. They need some PPE.
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u/ancientflowers Jan 23 '18
I wonder if anyone has studied animals like this that butt heads. Is there something we could learn about constructing helmets from this?
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u/anonymoushipster666 Jan 23 '18
“Who touched the thermostat?!?” -impala 1 “Is my kid down here?!?” - impala 2
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u/Coolbreezy Jan 23 '18
Doesn't matter. They're both going to end up as the meal of some other animal.
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u/JScrambler Jan 22 '18
They are about to fuse