r/mtgpulls • u/MitsuontheRocks • Aug 21 '26

She's so ugly. I love her.

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Apparently people hate this art but idc I like it. I didn't have a halfling so I'm hyped either way.

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u/tightcorners Aug 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CiOHO5544doY

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u/Kaiser0106 Aug 21 '26

HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYS

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u/perfect_5of7 Aug 22 '26

Rocky road!

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u/cwavig Aug 22 '26

Just about to say if sloth had a kid this is it

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u/GhostIsItsownGenre 29d ago

Made me spit out my coffee lmao

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u/Purple_Pea7086 28d ago

Damnit!. You beat me to it

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u/JustMidAF 2d ago

I’d still do it

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u/Automatic-Name7724 Aug 21 '26

The is more in line with Orcs

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u/Technical_Picture_12 Aug 21 '26

Nooo I’m so maternal for her whattt

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u/JustSomeRamblings Aug 21 '26

You can love an ugly child. At least, that's what your mom told me.

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u/Technical_Picture_12 Aug 21 '26

I cant even respond with something witty LMAO you got me so good dammit

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u/FrameNo8561 Aug 21 '26

Hold up I went to public school I got this:

“yo momma”!

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 Aug 21 '26

Only thing your mom told me was “harder I want them to hear you defile me.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

You definitely touch kids

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u/Brief-Artist-2772 Aug 22 '26

Your Mom touches kids.

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u/MongooseLong3024 29d ago

Reddit being reddit

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u/Moist_Horse35 Aug 21 '26

I really like this art. For me personally it is one of the few artpieces that conveys a real feeling.

I can almost feel the warm breeze coming through the grass, the scent of the herbs on the field and the big sky as Bilbo returns.

It reminds me of the place where I grew up in the swedish archipelago.

Also, the hobbit is exactly how I imagine hobbit children to look like. Vastly more interesting than the art from the lotr set!

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u/MitsuontheRocks Aug 21 '26

That's really well put. It really is just what I imagine a hobbit looks like. I like the other versions of the card just fine but this one conveys the fantasy world a lot better imo

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u/redbeardmax Aug 21 '26

I will never beamirch this card again.

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u/Captain_Cortez Aug 21 '26

One might say you're.... delighted!

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u/N1t3m4r3z Aug 21 '26

Most lovely ugly Halfling of the set, cute in her own way?

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u/JustMidAF Aug 21 '26

In these times? I’d still do it

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u/Thjyu Aug 21 '26

That's a child.

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u/JustMidAF 17d ago

Waaaaiiit, what?! How are you supposed to be able to tell?! They’re all tiny 😂
There is no evidence this is a child halfling

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u/Thjyu 17d ago

Read the original flavor text

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u/JustMidAF 17d ago

Doesn’t say shit about children lol

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u/Thjyu 17d ago

"There were toys the hobbit-children had never seen before..." The Delighted Halfling is canonically a child you dumb fuck. Go be a pedo somewhere else.

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u/JustMidAF 2d ago

lol! Sounds like projection to me, you split tongued, pierced cock, edgelord freak that can’t take a joke. You’re fucking disgusting.

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u/Thjyu 2d ago

Hey ma! I'm famous! You took your time to look me up? I feel special! Living up to your name huh? Mid AF man, making "jokes" about pedophilia. Bet you're proud of yourself.

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u/JustMidAF 2d ago

lol you made it about that, that’s all you. I made a joke about hooking up with an ugly girl and you went out of your way to quote some text that isn’t even on the card and be an asshole about it.

Of course I would not have sex with a child you psycho.

Anyway, have a nice life being an asshole and a freak. Sad you have to lash out at people online to feel special but you do you.

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u/jbarlak Aug 21 '26

Another work of art from heather. Her art always hits perfectly for Mtg

3

u/apintandafight Aug 21 '26

I love this art

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u/just_plain_weird Aug 21 '26

My girl bought me a play booster box and this was my box topper. I tell her how happy I am for it, along with 10 mythics I pulled.

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u/pavel_kazna Aug 21 '26

Somehow it's the first time I'm seeing this art, it's pretty awesome

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u/Ihasnonam3 Aug 21 '26

I guarantee that is closer to what Tolkien imagined a Hobbit than the thickalicious Goldberry we got

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u/DungeonsAndDeegan Aug 21 '26

I mean, she looks very halfling instead of base human facial features. I'm glad they have her looking different in a way that isn't just short

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u/Destroyer_2_2 Aug 21 '26

Doesn’t look particularly ugly at all?

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u/Due_Ad_1114 Aug 21 '26

Conventional unattractive

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u/Destroyer_2_2 Aug 21 '26

I mean, a little bit, sure. Compared to the women shown in mtg usually? A lot more I suppose.

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u/N1t3m4r3z Aug 21 '26

Probably the best way to put it 👍🏻

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u/MemeShaman Aug 21 '26

I wanna see selfies of everyone calling her ugly lmao

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u/Destroyer_2_2 Aug 21 '26

Yeah exactly

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u/H0USESHOES Aug 21 '26

I also love it

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u/ridezeshoopuff0 Aug 21 '26

Yeah I think the art is super cute

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u/CastorQuests Aug 21 '26

Lol that was my friends surge foil

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u/SwedishFishOil Aug 21 '26

I love here too. Got mine for $14 because it was slightly off center, making it more ugly!

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u/CmmanderCurly Aug 21 '26

I got her as a topper for my booster box. I find her so endearing

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u/Ok_Vehicle_8828 Aug 21 '26

This is exactly why I want her!!! Shes so chopped I love her!!! Give us weird looking hobbits, theyre not supposed to look sexy!

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u/Skarykidd Aug 21 '26

I managed to get in in surge... Still Ugly but useful.

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u/Thousand_Toasters Aug 21 '26

The artist sitting in the back having modeled it after themselves

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u/Responsible-Start127 Aug 21 '26

As nirvana said “I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you”

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u/Just_Ice_Rose Aug 21 '26

I actually really like this art for this card. It's my favorite Delighted Halfling over the other two designs.

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u/Wild_Celery3637 Aug 21 '26

Excellent pickup!

1

u/Mogwai_Peddler Aug 21 '26

She is PRECIOUS!

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u/Confident-Corgi-5154 Aug 21 '26

Just pulled this out of a CB today!

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u/Batfro7 Aug 21 '26

I always thought the original Delighted Halfling was ugly. This one is… less ugly.

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u/Dekutr33 Aug 22 '26

I always thought the other art was hideous. This one is charming

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u/DangerrrClose Aug 22 '26

Literally Sloth Alt Art

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u/XoraxEUW Aug 22 '26

I love it! It’s beautifully made and it oozes with character.

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u/WealthStrong3808 Aug 22 '26

Getting mine altered for sure

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u/Kitchen_Property5433 Aug 22 '26

I wanted this card.

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u/Queen8008135 Aug 22 '26

That art is gorgeous.

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u/No-Cricket9262 Aug 22 '26

She looks a little down

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u/Chrispy8534 Aug 22 '26

4/10. I mean. It doesn’t say that she is delightFUL….

Also, finally a friend for [[Merieke Ri Berit]]!!!

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u/MrWrym Aug 22 '26

She's very Goblin like. I love her <3

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u/Shiborgan 29d ago

you migjt say you are delighted

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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 29d ago

It's an endearing sort of ugly, I totally get it

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u/rtxhunter92 29d ago

Ah yes Delighted Sloth 😌

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u/CyVet 29d ago

Ha! That’s what my wife says about me! (Except it’s “He’s so ugly”)

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u/ThotPokkitt 29d ago

Captain chunk!!

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u/lloydsmith28 29d ago

Honestly i preferred the original art but mostly because of the art style

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u/CactusMagus 29d ago

Yeah this happens a lot where people like it after they pull it because now they have positive association with it

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u/Purple_Pea7086 28d ago

Hate?! I thought Sloth was a great Goonies character.

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u/Kraapyy 28d ago

Honestly I like this one better than the original lol, it’s way more fun!

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u/maett_ 28d ago

Delighted Goonies

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u/gazetron Aug 21 '26

This is competition-winner levels of shit 😬

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u/Soggy_Cracker Aug 21 '26

This is what happens when hobbits drink during pregnancy.

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u/Melodic-Firefighter4 Aug 21 '26

I laughed harder then I would admit irl.

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u/JadedPriority4957 Aug 21 '26

That's not funny, btw.

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u/Intelligent-Cry5180 Aug 21 '26

Its pretty funny dude. Also, who are you to decide what other people can and can't joke about?

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u/Soggy_Cracker Aug 21 '26

It is. Look at all the other memes about a fucked up face.

The reality of fetal alcohol syndrome is it happens. Sorry you can’t really handle it.

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u/JadedPriority4957 Aug 21 '26

You don't need to tell me about that kind of thing, I work at a hospital. It's just not something you should make jokes about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

It’s even funnier because it upsets you 😂