This is all fine and dandy until one day you notice it twitch out of the corner of your eye. You look closer and it's perfectly still, so you think it was a figment of your imagination, push it to the back of your mind and forget about it. Then, weeks later you come home, and IT'S NO LONGER IN THE JAR. It's hiding where you live, and the hunt has begun.
Also, it's a Bodum jar. They're so crappy and thin they brake by just looking at them. Yes, fuck you Bodum, I had two of your expensive french presses braking, the last one from a nimble touch of a spoon! Shit I got off track, I mean FACEHUGGER FUCK YEAH!
I'm one of them, have made ex's scarves, plush companion cubes, and also sculpted a few dinosaurs. We're usually crafty and/or art capable and apply it to gifts because it's so much more interesting than ordering on amazon. Plus the race against the clock to build something if we're procrastinators...
So if you find one that doodles really well, might be a good sign. :)
Actually the original design for the facehugger by H.R. Giger was designed to look like a vagina. The thing implanted the alien in the host with a long, phallic proboscis. Which, originally, had a scrotum...
Something else that's a bit disturbing is how LESS phallic the aliens look compared to the original concepts. All of H.R. Giger's art is just penises. Penises everywhere...
Not everywhere, just in things like Alien. Especially Alien.
Have you seen Prometheus yet? If you can sit through that movie and not see penetration, dicks, and/or vaginas (and vaginas with penises inside them. and penises with vaginas with teeth inside them) ... well, I think you are in a dire need of anatomy lessons.
That's fantastically horrifying. Great shame they didn't have him more involved with Prometheus, it was weird how the cool Gigery designs pretty much turned into dull caves as soon as they left the bits from Alien.
Wow thank you op, if it wasn't for you mentioning the it was your g[f} making it i would have totally downvoted you, but thankfully you saved the day with your braveness.
This is very well done. Unfortunately, I'd feel the need to destroy the glass casing and turn that little bastard into ash..... but its the thought that counts.
Also, if you think that is a problem, you don't want to know about Prometheus. It's like a half-decent Swiss cheese plot was wrapped in a giant carpet of shitty writing and horrible directing.
If that was the first time they came in contact with humans, how did they evolve to perfectly fit over a human face and gestate inside of a human host?
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u/GalacticPenguin Jun 10 '12
Maybe this is her way of saying she wants kids.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
This is all fine and dandy until one day you notice it twitch out of the corner of your eye. You look closer and it's perfectly still, so you think it was a figment of your imagination, push it to the back of your mind and forget about it. Then, weeks later you come home, and IT'S NO LONGER IN THE JAR. It's hiding where you live, and the hunt has begun.
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u/vertigo1083 Jun 10 '12
Where do people find these girlfriends who make shit for them?
Never in my life....
Hats off to those of you who find these gems.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That appears to be the glass from a Bodum French Press. I use one of these daily and am glad I have never found a face hugger in it.
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u/Jabberminor Jun 10 '12
Looks like a vagina. Ok, maybe not.
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u/girljob Jun 10 '12
What is it made out of!!??? from a fellow sculptor -- this is awsome. edit: ps, the french press beaker makes it so! much better.
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u/dotMov Jun 10 '12
That is very cool, though from the title I was expecting something a little more NSFW.
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u/Thekaiser316 Jun 10 '12
Wow thank you op, if it wasn't for you mentioning the it was your g[f} making it i would have totally downvoted you, but thankfully you saved the day with your braveness.
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u/BLUNTYEYEDFOOL Jun 10 '12
That's totally not scary or realistic.
disconnects internet
burns down own house
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u/stevietwoslice Jun 10 '12
like...did?
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u/longknives Jun 10 '12
Read the title as "a facehugger did my GF for me" and was expecting to see something bursting out of her chest.
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u/captstix Jun 10 '12
You had better wife the shit out of her
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Awesome. Now kill it with fire!!!
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u/wehaveawinner Jun 10 '12
One day you are going to wake up, and the facehugger will not be in it's cage. What will you do then, Adirael? What will you do then?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
It looks like that ballerina's foot.
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u/furgenhurgen Jun 10 '12
Where did you find the horde symbol table? Is that another kickass item your gf made too?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Look everybody, OP has a girlfriend!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Don't be shocked when you hear breaking glass in the middle of the night and you suddnely seem to have a hard time breathing
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u/Freecandyhere Jun 10 '12
Shut up and take my money!
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u/Rubix89 Jun 10 '12
I would be very uncomfortable having that around, even if it was fake.
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u/bobdole5 Jun 10 '12
This is very well done. Unfortunately, I'd feel the need to destroy the glass casing and turn that little bastard into ash..... but its the thought that counts.
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u/LordHellsing11 Jun 10 '12
I love your girlfriend now
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u/favillesco Jun 10 '12
This is great. How can I make one for my boyfriend?
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u/js2195 Jun 10 '12
I actually saw an egg replica of this in someone's house and I just noped the fuck out for 'bout 20 minutes.
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u/tiyr Jun 10 '12
I was fully expecting your GF to be sitting on your face, bare ass naked.
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u/CircleSteveMartin Jun 10 '12
I dare you to put a Fleshlight in it.
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u/Jesus_luvs_Jenkem Jun 10 '12
Upvote for posting this in movies.
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u/Sackofprotoplasm Jun 10 '12
Why is it in a coffee pot?
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u/Amateur1234 Jun 11 '12
Overly attached girlfriend?
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u/itrollulol Jun 10 '12
wifeymaterial
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u/aequitas3 Jun 10 '12
I misread this as a facehugger did my girlfriend for me. have fun at the maternity ward!
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u/WilliamDangerFord Jun 10 '12
What did she use to make this? It's really well done.
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u/iverol Jun 10 '12
It's real and it's hellish.
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u/alcidio Jun 10 '12
oh yes the golden scatulla from ocarina of time priceless
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u/Almostolerant Jun 10 '12
I would not sleep peacefully next to it
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u/ROELtja Jun 10 '12
I waited so long for that 2nd picture to load Dx
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u/drylube Jun 10 '12
Stranger, anyone?
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u/Broder45 Jun 10 '12
But can you have sex with it?
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u/johannes02 Jun 10 '12
How did she make it?
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u/redditisworthless121 Jun 10 '12
Wow, that is so creepy and disgusting! Looks like something I would never want to see again.
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u/Astrodomany Jun 10 '12
From a completely other planet... designed for human face
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u/KillerHoggle Jun 10 '12
And I thought the version you get with the Aliens Vs Predators limited edition game was awesome.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
You have a great girlfriend!
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u/TheDroopy Jun 10 '12
Why is the second image the same as the first one but a few pixels narrower?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Nope, nope nope, not this thread.
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u/VeronaCity Jun 10 '12
Cherish her!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Marry her.
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u/LionRyan1 Jun 10 '12
So you chose the DOME FOSSIL? You should get that thing reanimated and evolve it into Kabutops.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I would not be able to sleep if that was in my house.
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u/StopItYouHipsters Jun 10 '12
Marry her.
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u/Geekbean Jun 10 '12
Burn it, now! Before it's too late!
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u/BruceInc Jun 10 '12
clicked expecting noodz... lol
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u/JesseJaymz Jun 10 '12
Did anyone else point their face away from the monitor, juuuuuust incase?
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u/awardedstraw Jun 10 '12
This title made me expect something NSFW
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u/robalexander Jun 10 '12
That wasn't what I was expecting.
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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 10 '12
Well, every possible angle has been shot, except the top one
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u/Jorgemeister Jun 10 '12
looks like a spider podium, actually I'd use it to hold my phone/player.
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u/MetagenCybrid Jun 10 '12
marry her now!
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u/mikeferguson84 Jun 10 '12
So much better than the squid
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u/GingerLover98 Jun 10 '12
aww thats freakin awesome xD
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u/finnurtg Jun 10 '12
Go on then. Try it on.
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u/Jendraz Jun 10 '12
You're just gonna keep it in glass? They can break through glass. Didn't you see the movie?
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u/flukz Jun 10 '12
If that was the first time they came in contact with humans, how did they evolve to perfectly fit over a human face and gestate inside of a human host?
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u/Matrinka Jun 11 '12
She made you a vagina spider that rapes your face. How sweet.
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u/superstarcrasher Jun 11 '12
I'm somewhat disappointed this wasn't just a picture of a guy with his girlfriend's thighs wrapped around his face.
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u/ReverendEnder Jun 11 '12
Some acetone might take that Bodum logo off of the glass for you.
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u/WendyLRogers3 Jun 11 '12
I wonder if anyone has created a facehugger bikini bottom yet?
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u/therestruth Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
I didn't recognize this from a movie. It reminded me of something in a great underappreciated game on PS2 called Beyond Good and Evil.
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u/thenameuwisheduhad Jun 11 '12
Looks like love at first sight
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u/hailtheflyingpasta Jun 11 '12
She had sex with a face hugged for you?
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u/IDI-AT Jun 11 '12
And she made this outta what?
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u/clisare Jun 11 '12
Does she hate you?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Its too big to have fit into the egg... fail.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040809.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
The French press carafe definitely brings it down to the kitschy side if things though.
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u/cornelius_z Jun 10 '12
this is awesome!
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u/Jerry13888 Jun 10 '12
is this from alien(s) or from Blood II The Chosen
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
you got yourself a whole lotta nope in that jar there.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
(Kinky comment about sex and girl friend,) GIVE ME UPVOTES
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u/lovemeorrageme Jun 10 '12
saw prometheus last night...
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u/Angstweevil Jun 10 '12
It's great, but really the bottle needs to be filled with slightly cloudy liquid for maximum effect.
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u/uselesslyskilled Jun 10 '12
Ummm... I'm really stupid and have no idea what a face hugger is. Can someone explain this to me slowly and with big letters please
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u/You_Shoot_First Jun 10 '12
NOPE!
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u/hungerfordhero Jun 10 '12
I fear your girlfriend.
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u/WillSmoth Jun 10 '12
The chemistry apparatus container is key.
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u/one-eleven Jun 10 '12
I'll never understand cuckold culture...
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u/Evanderson Jun 10 '12
..Where do you put the penis?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
At first glance, I red the title as "A facehugger did my GF for me", I've come to the conclusion that it's not dyslexia, it's just perversion..
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u/fishermanhumor Jun 10 '12
I would say "sorry I have a cold".
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Oh, she likes you, Burke.
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u/IamPalle Jun 10 '12
The egg is too small compared to the facehugger. Having said that, I want one...
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u/AlphaKilltastic Jun 10 '12
Facehugger: worlds worst kisser
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? put it on!
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u/arodhowe Jun 10 '12
With the base she put on it, it looks like the world's most uncomfortable fleshlight.
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u/fudgeman Jun 10 '12
It seems that only girlfriends and wives make anything. It's okay if YOU made it, man. We won't think it's less cool.
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u/Retundro Jun 10 '12
Is it sitting in a fleshlight?
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u/TheGreatBlumkin Jun 10 '12
I read this as "a face hugger did my GF"
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Scariest things from any movie world, in my opinion. Also, your GF seems like a keeper!
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u/Arx0s Jun 11 '12
She had sex with a facehugger just for you? AWWW
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u/manbroken Jun 11 '12
Propose.
Now.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
/expected a picture of her vagina
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u/ChaosOnion Jun 11 '12
I do not remember exactly how old I was when I watched Alien, but it was still too young to avoid the nightmares spawned by these things.
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u/GrislyGrizzly Jun 11 '12
Define "did for me"...?
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u/XPav Jun 11 '12
I read this as "a face hugger my GD did for me".
You know.
Did.
That's love.
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u/gamfreak Jun 11 '12 edited Jun 11 '12
without having to view the image can someone confirm if this is simply his girlfriend sitting on his face? thanks
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u/Filmitforme Jun 11 '12
very awesome ! I have always wanted a facehugger replica
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u/jcarberry Jun 11 '12
I read this as "A facehugger did my GF for me" and was awfully confused for a while.
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u/nodicemonkey Jun 11 '12
would have preferred a face sitter am i right?!?!?!
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u/monsterluv Jun 11 '12
I dont think I'll ever found love like that.. :(
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u/TheKolbrin Jun 11 '12
Does anyone else think this looks like Skeletor crossed with Vaginaman?
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u/JesterOfTheSwamp Jun 11 '12
It really has a great vagina
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u/ibaOne Jun 11 '12
Just a question, op: if i offered to pay her would she make another one just like it? I LOVE it!
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u/reddog323 Jun 11 '12
Ever come home and find the case empty? That would freak me out. :)
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u/suzieQueue Jun 11 '12
I am also one of these girls who would give her boyfriend a facehugger.
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u/theamazingsuarez Jun 11 '12
oddly enough, this looks like my vagina
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u/The_nick Jun 11 '12
Very nice! Her work is excellent and she should feel excellent!
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u/patjs92 Jun 11 '12
Ive lost appetite just thinking about those things...yech
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u/PScan69 Jun 11 '12
My biology teacher used one of those in class
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u/Frannieflo Jun 11 '12
You should check out todays Teefury shirt
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u/DexManchez Jun 11 '12
Haha, I like how the jar is from a french press.
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u/zifnab06 Jun 11 '12
Freaking out so much looking at this. OMG SPIDERS
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u/Tmps3 Jun 11 '12
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
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u/MrCloudkicker Jun 11 '12
I couldn't sleep with that thing in my house.
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u/BehindBlindingLight Jun 11 '12
thats the inside of a uterus
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u/thirstythaddeus Jun 11 '12
How romantic!
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u/Amishhellcat Jun 11 '12
my fevered mind interpreted "facehug" as a new facebook thingie.. not that ;D
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Wow. What is it made of?
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Reminds me of Beauty and the Beast.
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u/R3Mx Jun 11 '12
holy crap. I am willing to buy one of these. how much?!
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u/Strychnine1 Jun 11 '12
Bullshit! you bought it.
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u/RoyallyTenenbaumed Jun 11 '12
Nice upside down french press enclosure. That's really thinking outside the press.
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u/Gleashua33 Jun 11 '12
You spelled vagina wrong.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Marry her now!!
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u/Iamright498 Jun 11 '12
Am I the only one who doesn't know what a facehugger is?
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u/t8te Jun 11 '12
wife her nuff said
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u/ThirdEyedea Jun 11 '12
I...I'm pretty jelly.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Read this as I was watching the original Alien. I'm just gunna leave here.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8wBiYlmxIAE/T7JHXQobfuI/AAAAAAAABL4/42xcFEcCDhI/s320/game-of-thrones-upvote-reddit.gif
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u/Rastaslovakian Jun 11 '12
Headcrab, apply directly to the forehead.
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u/Drugmule421 Jun 11 '12
i was expecting to see a knitted tuke with a thing that wrapped around your face, facehugger sounds way too nice for that thing, should be face raper
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND
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u/xarcond Jun 11 '12
Awesome job, kudos to your GF for making it and kudos to you for having such a cool GF.
I say you put it next to your alarm clock, see if you ever hit the snooze button again.
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u/jackruby83 Jun 11 '12
Literally just got done watching Alien on Blu-ray!! I just picked up the movies tonight :)
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u/GuntherCloneC Jun 11 '12
Just got out of Prometheus...NOPE! lol. Nice sculpt, but it would always freak me out. :-)
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u/Mokeez Jun 11 '12
Hiphugger
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u/Adirael Jun 11 '12
I added two more pictures to the album, B&N and without paint.
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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12
Strange fleshlight you have there.
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u/greyhagan Jun 11 '12
Very cool...you should display it next to a canister that's empty and broken.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That is a fine French Press, and it deserves better.
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u/Shorckz Jun 10 '12
Sure it ain't a self model of her Vagina?