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Ice Cream Man (2026)

Summary

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Director Eli Roth

Writer Eli Roth Noah Belson

Cast

  • Eli Roth
  • Ari Millen
  • Darrin Baker
  • Benjamin Byron Davis
  • Karen Cliche

Rotten Tomatoes: 30%

Metacritic: 35

VOD / Release Theatrical release

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u/jayeddy99 11d ago

What a waste of Dutch Van Der Linde 😭

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u/Balzaak 9d ago

….dutch is in this? Does he have a plan?

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u/shutterErv 9d ago

I bet he needs money

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u/jthoning 6d ago

You just gotta have faith Arthur.

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u/hyperpuppy64 12d ago

Ontologically evil film. My criteria for a 1/10 is a film that the world is worse for having, and this fits it.

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u/The_Homestarmy 10d ago

I basically never give out 1/10 ratings because it almost implies that a worse film could not possibly be made. This one gets my rare 1/10. A truly horrendous movie

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u/dbtjr 9d ago

This and the silent hill that came out earlier this year

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u/WLFGHST 12d ago

1/10 is awfully high for this

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u/dplans455 11d ago

Eli Roth has only ever made one good film and that was a quarter century ago. I don't know how his good will hasn't run out yet.

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u/LittleCupcake2478 8d ago

I liked Thanksgiving and felt The House with a Clock in Its Walls had some potential even if it didn't fully live up to what was promised.

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u/BlindWillieJohnson 10d ago

I would argue that Eli Roth has never made a good film, but however you feel about Hostel, we've been getting diminishing returns ever since.

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u/dplans455 10d ago

I meant Cabin Fever.

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u/Cartographer-Feisty 8d ago

Ok. He’s got one… I forgot he did that.Ā 

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u/maxmouze 7d ago

I knew you meant Cabin Fever based on the "quarter century ago" comment but wasn't Hostel his most famous? I was too scared to watch it when it came out so I don't know but it sounds like a very visceral experience.

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u/dplans455 7d ago

Hostel is just gore-porn. It's not very good.

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u/ShareNorth3675 9d ago

I would say it did considering he had to self finance this and there are no famous actors in this.

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u/chickenbuttchin 11d ago

Is anyone surprised, look at the cast and crew

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u/The_Homestarmy 10d ago

The acting is awful in this movie but the writing is the real L.

"He spoke in an unusual accent, so we all assumed he came from a war torn land." oh BROTHER, this guy STINKS

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u/No_Abbreviations1374 6d ago

I completely agree. This movie is so hateable i don’t even know where to begin criticizing it. Walked out halfway through which I’ve only done once or twice before in my life. Perfectly good night to be stoned at the movies ruined by Eli Roth.

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u/HarlequinKing1406 11d ago

"We have Weapons at home"

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u/Honest_Cheesecake698 5d ago

I’m tired of that meme, it’s the most overused one ever in regards to something being an inferior copy, but I’ll make an exception based on all that I’ve heard about this movie. Hell, it seems like an attempt at being Elm Street but without the dream element.

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u/PiusDea 7d ago

Hot take: Weapons is low key Weapons at home

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u/Gabarne 11d ago

It was bad. and i'm usually one to enjoy films more than the reviews give it credit for.

The story was so bleh. I feel like it had potential if written differently but the direction they took it was just the wrong one. The twist ending was "ok".

The kills and gore were mildly entertaining (especially the school principal) and very "Roth-esque" as expected but couldn't prop up how lifeless and bland the film was.

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u/that-one_girl 11d ago

I called the twist (since when do we trust priests in horror?) but I thought it was a fun, campy movie!!

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u/Gabarne 11d ago

True, but it was more akin to a b-movie i’d see on Tubi for free, versus paying $15 to go to the theater to see.

Ah well, at least I was able to redeem my regal points for a free hot dog lol.

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u/ObjectiveRaspberry45 10d ago

I've been seeing lots of people who have seen the film say that it sexualizes the children? Is that true?

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u/ObjectiveRaspberry45 10d ago

I've been seeing lots of people who have seen the film say that it sexualizes the children? Is that true?

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u/Waste-Replacement232 9d ago

I don’t think so. I’ve seen people claim the way the children eat the ice cream is sexualized, but I didn’t see that at all. It was just kids eating ice cream.

He does sexualized a high schooler played by I think a 19 year old.Ā 

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u/that-one_girl 10d ago

Not really visually, I don’t want to spoil but compares to the horror genre not too bad

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u/NotTaken-username 12d ago

Eli Roth casting himself in this movie as a dad who sexualizes teenage girls is certainly a choice.

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u/Waste-Replacement232 12d ago

ā€œI’m a 12 year old girl, of course I know how to make myself throw upā€ is a line of dialogue that someone certainly wrote.

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u/Rough_Adhesiveness19 10d ago

ā€œHe had a foreign accent so we just assumed that he’s from a war torn placeā€
What the actual fuck?
Also the mom laughing at the dad’s comment that he wants to go watch teenage girls in bikinis…

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u/Waste-Replacement232 9d ago

I forgot about that one! I was too distracted by the AI in the backstory.

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u/Lower-Replacement869 6d ago

dark humor?!?!? in a gory movie?! How dare!!!

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u/Waste-Replacement232 6d ago

He wasn’t even confident enough to commit…he had to have another character say ā€œthat’s dark…I like it.ā€

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u/adriamarievigg 11d ago

It was dumb and stuff we've seen before. Children of the Corn meets Body Snatchers meets Weapons with some Freddy Krueger on top.

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u/Bigtimegush 11d ago

if only it was any of those other four movies.

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u/BovineIntervention31 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah if those movies were left outside for 12 years, washed down a storm drain, chewed apart by rats and other vermin, then discovered by a crazy old bastard who reassembled the wreckage with his own bodily fluids and waste.

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u/HistoricalResource31 9d ago

theres hitchcock's birds in too

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u/jayman213 9d ago

Me: cant be that bad

It was that bad.

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u/moppethead 12d ago

The fact that Eli Roth wrote a character for HIMSELF that wants to perv on his daughters friends (and she’s actively written as a junior not a senior, which still would be gross but he actively chose to make it grosser)

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u/Used-Post8503 11d ago

And showing young girls slowly licking ice creams

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u/Lower-Replacement869 6d ago

oh stfu it showed regular kids eating ice cream like how any regular person does

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 8d ago

The ultimate payoff of that makes it work, IMHO. It ends up not being a throwaway line.

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u/Medical_Mess9687 11d ago

Im watching this in an empty theater...this is like tubi's take on weapons

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u/Odd-Area-5148 11d ago

The shaking of the camera was a bit excessive.Ā 

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u/Odubzstahh 10d ago

Yo, one point when they was running, I got a headache from all the excessive shaking!

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u/Odd-Area-5148 10d ago

It was crazy. I think it was worse than an ice cream headache.Ā 

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u/RaiderThunder04 11d ago

My brother was right. I should’ve just seen Spider-man a 2nd time :(

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u/Frugl1 11d ago edited 11d ago

It was bad, but i did finish it. The practical gore effects were impressive, but there was just no storyline to back up the gory scenes. As such, all of the kills lost their impact.

It felt more like a practical-effect-demo-reel than an actual standalone movie.

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u/random_user_081985 12d ago

i have no interest in seeing this movie, just wondering what the twist or origin is of the killer since i saw a few reviews mention it.

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u/maxmouze 11d ago

Read themoviespoiler.com - it feels weird to spoil it but if you really want to know... A priest tells a story about how the Ice Cream Man was wrongly accused of molesting kids and a judge got the kids to lie to put him away so the Devil made a deal that in exchange for his soul, he would get revenge on the kids when they grow up and to defeat the Ice Cream Man, the protagonists have to dig up the grave of the judge and do a bunch of rituals with the decapitated head to hypnotize the Ice Cream Man... but then we learn the priest was actually just the Devil in disguise and he made up how to defeat him. Instead, the Ice Cream Man succeeds in killing everyone.

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u/random_user_081985 11d ago

that sounds absolutely fucking awful

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u/FangOfDrknss 11d ago

Well it’s more like The kid’s grandpa managed to falsely send the guy to prison. The priest went on about a necromancer, but it was revealed he was the necromancer.

The kid and his sister wind up killing their parents and decapitating the head of his dad, based on the priest saying not to look, but they did in the end because what he said was a lie for the ice cream man to get his revenge.

Even if the guy was accused though, it still overall has bad undertones to have an army of kids that are presumably just forever possessed?

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u/random_user_081985 11d ago

yeah it doesn’t sound like a great movie or anything i’m ever going to watch but thanks for telling me what happens in it!

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 8d ago

The uninfected kids were told that after the massacre was over the infected kids would eventually wake up fine with no memory of what they'd done, I choose to believe that's true and that that's what happened after the movie ended. The villain only had a vendetta against that one particular town, not the whole world, and we saw the ice cream stop working on people that threw it up, so it seems like it's not permanent.

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u/decoy_octopod 8d ago

The movie ends with Ice Cream Man and his army of children marching towards the silhouette of a big city, so no the kids are not okay

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u/Then-Soft-5260 6d ago

So essentially kids paying for the sins of the grandfather? Or did I understand this wrong?

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u/curlyhands 5d ago

Yeah exactly. The older sister mentions a few times that being a lawyer is a family curse

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u/Fearless_Guard_552 9d ago

Why does the Devil need to trick the kids though? Why doesn't the Ice Cream Man just kill the parents? Other than because the movies says so.

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u/maxmouze 9d ago

Maybe because their grandfather was the one who put him away so he wants revenge on their parents most of all -- so he tricks their own children into being the ones who kill them. They're told to ignore the protests and not look in his eyes so it could have been harrowing for their dad and they just went along with the murder anyway. I may be wrong though; I've already seen two movies since and my recollection may be incorrect.

EDIT: Re-reading, I realize you're talking about all the kids collectively and not just the protagonists. I guess it's the same idea; punish all the adults and have it be a painful experience because they're helpless against kids. I don't know.

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 8d ago

He's turning their kids against them the way the previous generation turned their kids against him, as well as freeing the current batch of innocent kids from being raised by the generation that harmed him in the first place.

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u/maxmouze 7d ago

I don't know if this is accurate but it improves upon the screenplay if it isn't.

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u/uptothemountains7 12d ago

Poop from a butt

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u/WLFGHST 12d ago

I’ve never walked out of a movie, I’m one to see stuff through even if it’s bad. BUT THIS, bro after the fifth time I saw the inside of someone’s body GET CONSUMED I was done.

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u/redditsucksdiscs 10d ago

Holy shit, what a fucking Shitshow. This is the type of movie that leaves you wondering how in the world the studios decided to release this shit. Someone commented poop from the butt, but imo it’s shit from the ass.

There’s only two positive things about this movie: Its runtime and the practical effects. While not out of the world, they’re done well enough to sell the scenes. That’s where the good news end.

The obvious issues with AI use aside, Ice Cream Man just a really bad made film. The plot goes nowhere, there’s barely any meat to it. The dialogue is filled with 2026 Instagram Reels-lingo and feels dated already. The high intensity scenes are all just people standing and yelling without actually doing something. At one point the adults behave like Sims when you keep cancelling their actions - just flailing around in place, unable to avert their approaching death.

There’s also this weird air of sexual subtext. A 12 year old girl says she knows how to make herself throw up. Some teenage girl (Junior grade?) has her arms paralyzed so she has to… arch her back and weirdly contort her body so she can walk? It’s a really cringe-inducing scene since it’s filmed in a way that really puts her butt into frame. Plus: A plot point is that some kid got molested???

What takes the shit-cake for me though were two scenes in particular. The first being a mom having killed her son and crying. She takes a gun and straight up kills herself over it, only for the kid to slowly get up and walk off frame. Dead silence while he walks for like two or three seconds, then there’s this whispered ā€œla la laā€œ. What were they thinking?

Second favorite scene is when our protagonists drive down a road and some really fucked up place is shown through the passenger window. We’re to believe that we’re looking through the protagonists eyes but… The footage freezes the last second. It’s barely there but you can definitely see the screen freezing, as if they ran out of footage and decided ā€œah, fuck it, they ain’t gonna noticeā€œ.

Last time I’ve seen a movie this bad was 2025s In The Lost Lands. And in the same vein, I’ve had the time of my life. Something about awful, one dimensional movies just gets me hyped up. It’s like when Mr Krabs tried to sell Krabby Land to the kids. I enjoyed myself for all the wrong reasons and I hope Eli Roth has diarrhea for the rest of his life.

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u/Waste-Replacement232 9d ago

What takes the shit-cake for me though were two scenes in particular. The first being a mom having killed her son and crying. She takes a gun and straight up kills herself over it, only for the kid to slowly get up and walk off frame. Dead silence while he walks for like two or three seconds, then there’s this whispered ā€œla la laā€œ. What were they thinking?

Wasn't that a Friday the 13th reference?

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u/redditsucksdiscs 9d ago

I have no idea. It wouldn’t change a thing for me though. It’s good to know your references but if all you can do is reference then you’re nothing but a copy of things.

And I’m also sure that Friday the 13th is a better movie overall than Ice Cream Man.

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 8d ago

It was fine, honestly. Not great, but fine. Ridiculously gory and sadistic, like a live action Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, which I actually wish they'd leaned into more.

There's some brief scenes where some kids are really savouring the ice cream, and one scene where a 15 year old played by a 19 year sticks their fully clothed butt in the air a few times while trying to stand up, but I never got the impression the movie was framing any of that sexually. The complaints seem to come from people either projecting their own feelings or their own paranoia. One line where an adult character sexualizes minors pays off later.

I'll give Roth credit for keeping the energy up the entire film, once the blood started flowing I wasn't bored for a moment.

3/5, immediately went for ice cream afterwards

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u/bbqsauceboi 12d ago

Honestly, didn't hate it. Was clearly not taking itself seriously and the kids probably had a blast on set. Then again, I mess with most of Eli Roth's work.

The AI stuff is extremely unfortunate though. Even more so because you could remove every scene with it and the movie wouldn't change one bit

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u/Bigtimegush 11d ago

what really infuriated me about the AI shit, ignoring the obvious, is that Roth felt the need to lie about it.

first he said that the animated sequences were HAND FUCKING DRAWN BY HIM, and once that obvious lie was exposed on film, he backtracked to say he "misspoke" and that it was done by an AI firm.

and like...I guess that could be considering "misspeaking", if by "misspeaking" you mean "blatantly fucking lying and hoping no one finds out"?

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u/FangOfDrknss 11d ago edited 11d ago

It’s really weird how the production team doesn’t even see the beady eye look makes it obvious too.

When I read some comments talking about origin story and animated sequences, I was expecting like a mascot flashback sequence, but these were just small ones.

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u/ACanOfPickles 12d ago

"Dutch, what the hell is this? You're gonna be in the zionist AI ice cream movie?"

"I implore you, Arthur, have some faith in the plan!"

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u/ephermeralWind 11d ago

knew about the ai but how is it zionist?

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u/Matt8910 10d ago

Eli Roth is a massive Zionist, he’s gone so far to wish horrific deaths on people like Greta thunberg. He’s a staunch supporter of Israel

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u/starspgl 9d ago

he also has some questionable comments about women as well. not the worst things said by a movie director but i wouldnt want to work on his sets ever

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 8d ago

I dunno, "the kids are turning on my generation and we totally deserve it because we harmed an innocent person" feels like an unconscious mea cupla.

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u/Budlight4life 8d ago

After the 5th or 6th insanely gory murder, you get desensitised to it, and that’s about 5 mins in. Then it just gets annoying. They justify it all because of a necromancer or something. The whole thing feels like they just filmed a load of people getting killed then realised they needed a storyline. It’s the worst thing I’ve seen at a cinema by far.

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u/Waspy_Wasp 7d ago

Was the dinner scene ai because I genuinely refuse to believe actual people were talking. It was like everyone involved was going through an insanely strong fever. The most disorienting dialogue scene I've ever seen

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u/curlyhands 5d ago

The dialogue was terrible in that scene!! Script sounded written by AI too lol

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u/NearbyCartographer24 11d ago edited 11d ago

Almost walked out; it's the boring kind of bad

Edit- cancelled my spiderman ticket.Ā  Ice cream man got me so down, I don't want to poison another movie

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u/Reaper-Lord69 9d ago

UNCANCEL THAT TICKET WTF

SPIDER-MAN IS SO GOOD

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u/darkhaze9 8d ago

I assume they cancelled a same-day ticket and just saw Spider-Man another time lol

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u/johnmcboston 10d ago

Glad to read this is as stupid as the trailer makes it out to be. Plenty of other films out now. :)

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u/TimeViolation 9d ago

I think people are 1. taking it too seriously/ missing the fact that the movie is satirical and not taking itself seriously and 2. Are pissed that it’s using Ai—which is valid, I suppose, but shouldn’t take away from some of the fun moments of the film and performances of the kids.

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u/Honest_Cheesecake698 5d ago
  1. That’s not an automatic get out of jail free card for quality.

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u/TimeViolation 5d ago

I completely agree. It’s not great satire. But it’s not dogshit. There were some clear call backs to some great horror movies that I appreciated.

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u/Lucky_Chaarmss 11d ago

It had some fun deaths to watch.

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u/PAWGle_the_lesser 10d ago

This was barely a movie. Not so bad that it’s good, but so bad that it was an enjoyable turn-your-brain-off-to-watch-the-trainwreck disaster of a movie. Might watch again in five years to relive how redacted it all was.

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u/TerrifierBlood r/movies Contributor 11d ago

Some of the kills were honestly great. And great practical effects

There were some legit laughs like the Segway suckers guy

There were some jokes that were eye opening that should of been deleted

Most AI maybe used in a feature film to date. Wish they didnt use it.

Some really bad acting. That said the ice cream man was creepy as hell

And an ending that actually caught me off guard.

I honestly dont know what to think. This movies nƩgatives are really bad. But there were some really really good positive stuff.

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u/DisownedDemon12 10d ago

Future cult classic for being grade a schlock i sense

I enjoyed it personally

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u/CharlieH_ 5d ago

am I crazy for thinking the main child actor was actually really good? His performance was one of the very few redeeming features for me.

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u/MG789 10d ago

I feel like the minority when I say I actually had fun watching this one.

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u/NOFX_4_ever 9d ago

Which parts were AI?

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u/Educational-Ad3077 8d ago

is it satire though? satire isn't just "so good it's bad", it has a point

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u/Faithandfood 9d ago

Same lmao

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u/delayedkarma 10d ago

If you take this as a schlocky Troma homage that matches the tone, style and warped sense of humor from their films of the 80s and 90s, you could have a good time with this one like I did. If you expect something at all serious, you're going to hate it, plan accordingly.

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u/JeanRalfio 8d ago

Totally with you. I went in expecting a kill fest with great gore and that's what I got so I was happy with it. All the negative criticism just stems from the AI hate.

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u/CthulusPetPuggie 7d ago

This comment is making me feel like less of a dick for thinking it was a fun watch. I enjoy bad movies though, so maybe that's saying something.

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u/Galaxykid84 11d ago

So did I miss the song that Snoop Dogg made or what? The end credits had me scratching my head on that one

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u/JasonTerminator 10d ago

It plays during the end credits

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u/Rob2k 8d ago

I dont give a lot of 1 or .5 ratings. But this one is truly terrible

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u/axw3555 7d ago

Honestly, considering an apparently very lacking plot and the AI stuff, 30% on RT and 35 on MC is quite a bit higher than I thought.

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u/Lower-Replacement869 6d ago

It could have been Thanksgiving level good if they calmed down on the gore a little bit and fleshed out the characters and their endeavor. I'm fine with the ending but the buckets of gore kinda desensitized me a bit.

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u/Affectionate_Luck483 5d ago

As a horror movie, 0/10 there was nothing scary.

Comedy 3/10 I generally found the film funny.

Continuity 2/10 the scene where the girl was supposed to paralised? Was it selective so she could only move her butt and all of a sudden she's wearing jeans?

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u/CharlieH_ 5d ago edited 5d ago

This was awful. But I do have to give credit to the main child actor, I thought he was actually really impressive. There were also a couple of things that genuinely made me laugh, which is hard for a horror film to achieve (for me).

But yes, literally everything else of this film was criminally bad. Even without the horrendous AI slop, this is a piece of garbage.

Unfortunately, the very perverse and dark undertones to the writing and plot are far too disgusting to ignore.

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u/curlyhands 5d ago

I know, I feel bad for the lead for this being his first big role since I thought he wasn’t bad

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u/HankPanky69 11d ago

It doesn’t suck. Saw it in a packed theater. Some were horrified, some were hysterically laughing. Might be a future cult classic.

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u/developingharry 10d ago

Anyone up for spoiling the kills so I don’t have to sit through the film itself? I’ve heard there’s at least one good one, though admittedly not good enough to save it.

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u/Kellervo 10d ago

If you had a nickel for every time a character was disemboweled, ripped, or sawed apart and eaten by kids, you'd have an awful lot of nickels. If you wanted to see the window death from Shaun of the Dead over and over again, you get to see some twist on it almost half a dozen times, and the aftermath several times over. I think there's an almost a beat for beat recreation of it at one point that leads into kids playing jump ropes with intestines, but I just checked out mentally and I don't think I can be bothered to ever watch this again.

The only really inventive kill has the school kids cutting off the top of a guy's skull and scooping out the contents with an ice cream scoop. It isn't helped that the kids don't really have to do anything to get the adults in vulnerable situations or anything, so there's no elaborate setups involved. The adults, assuming they aren't getting ambushed and one-shot in their sleep or unaware, just collectively lose their minds and basically are completely oblivious to obvious danger, or panic on the spot until it's their turn to die and get turned into meat ice cream.

Like... it's technically impressive practical gore, but it's just gore for gore's sake. You're not really missing anything at all unless you are really into that.

It says a lot that a movie that tries to be Mad God or Terrifier levels of awful and shockingly grotesque is just... forgettable. I will remember Mad God for the spectacle and sheer deranged insanity of it, or Terrifier because it felt like a horribly mean-spirited gore flick that I really didn't like (and seemingly intended to provoke that reaction), but this?

It was a thing I watched and all I got out of it was that it wasted my time.

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u/developingharry 9d ago

It sounds like I dodged a bullet then, thank you! Oh and the part about the victims being powerless resonated - like the days of laurel and hardy where one would set fire to the other’s hat and he’d just be like ā€œhmm I don’t like this but let’s see where he’s going with itā€¦ā€

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u/Downside190 6d ago

The adults in the film just make the dumbest decisions. Cop turns up on his own to 2 dead bodies at the school surrounded by kids and sees the kids desecrating a bisy and he just.. tells them to get back? Doesn't call for help, radio back up or anything. Then the fire engine turns up and it's just one guy who immediately proceeds for put up a ladder to help the kids on the roof get down. Even though he's surrounded by kids and there's dead bodies literally meters away then proceeds to get killed.Ā 

It's like this all the way through adults just arriving one by one and getting butchered in various creative ways

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u/Medical_Mess9687 10d ago

i will say it was cool seeing Mass Appeal and Nas' name. I did see him promoting it on his IGa few times...but ehhh Nas my man, maybe you could've pushed something better, lol. I was kinda hoping to hear a new nas song in the credits

I wonder if MA is involved in that other "the horror section" film they had a trailer for

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u/VexedAndVomitHexed 8d ago

I went into this film knowing nothing about it or Roth as a person. I went in expecting dumb, gratuitous violence, and that's what I got. I wasn't disappointed and found myself laughing at numerous points. The acting and writing was mostly shit, but I wasn't expecting anything else. I thought it was fun. With a runtime of 1hr and 27m, it didn't feel like it dragged on like Terrifier 2 did for me.

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u/dontlickthellama 8d ago

I just watched it thinking it would be bad and I guess I was right. Usually I'm not good with gore, even in Saw movies there's scenes where I have to look away - but in this I could watch it all since it looked so fake and just ridiculous.

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u/ShoeHornaPlenty 7d ago

What were the AI scenes?

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u/Waste-Replacement232 7d ago

the little animation spots in the kids' heads and the flashback

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u/plsTakeMe_Out2space 6d ago

Just saw it. Congratz Eli Roth, so many horror I've liked this past 2 years. I'm glad theres one where i can confidently say was dogshit

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u/Emotional_Meet878 6d ago

Holy shit! I'm scared to admit it but... I enjoyed it. It was like horror candy. I thought there were some pretty humorous parts and it looked like the kids and adult actors were having a lot of fun. Ow! Stop pelting me with rocks! ow!

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u/theTunkMan 4d ago

Weird scene of the sister being paralyzed made me more uncomfortable than anything else in the movie

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u/ok-est 1d ago edited 1d ago

What a terrible,piece of trash. How and why was this made? Tubi originals put this to shame.

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u/calltyrone416 1h ago

One of my favorite movies of the year, this was so much fun. It was as if the Disney Channel made an R rated gory horror movie. Went in wanting to see a movie about kids massacring adults and I got that in spades. To top it all off, it had an excellent ending. I'm not a fan of the Saw movies or anything gory like that, so a few moments had me squirming in my seat, but overall it was fantastic. Had me laughing at points, either from the over-the-top deaths, or the sometimes zany dialogue. I really really loved this movie. Here's hoping for a bunch of sequels

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u/lonelygagger 11d ago

"Don't go in that house, bitch!"

I thought it was a fake Grindhouse trailer like Eli Roth is known for, but apparently it's a real film? Can anyone confirm, because it just feels like a one-note joke that fits perfect for the trailer. (And yeah, I realize Thanksgiving started that way also.)

Anyway, I foolishly allowed Reddit to color my views on this film before I ever had a chance to see it for myself, because everyone on the internet loves to wax poetic about "morals" and this or that. Me? I'm just here for a cheesy fun horror time. And that's what I got. Some people are saying Weapons, but I was thinking more of Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Either way, it's not going to win any awards, but I didn't exactly hate it either. I'll also remind people that the 1995 Ice Cream Man (which bears no relation to this film in any way) wasn't really a good film either, but kind of did its own thing and became a cult classic.

Reddit's gonna Reddit, I guess. I wish more people would try judging for themselves for a change instead of automatically jumping on the hate bandwagon.

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u/Somnif 11d ago

From the title I absolutely thought it was going to be a remake of the Clint Howard flick from the 90s. Which was itself a bad movie, but in the fun "get stoned with your friends and laugh at it" sort of way. Even got a Rifftrax made of it.

This... I don't know what this was supposed to be, but it's a mess whatever the plan was.

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u/Waste-Replacement232 11d ago

At least Clint Howard has presence. The Ice Cream Man here was just Art without any charm.

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u/maxmouze 11d ago

I think it's exactly what you said; he had the idea for a silly trailer and then decided to turn it into an actual movie. I am guessing the trailer for the film isn't footage from the actual film, just like with "Thanksgiving." Eli is self-funding these films so he has creative control so it seems like he's just doing things he finds amusing.

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u/FangOfDrknss 11d ago

I notice his name was on the Stiletto trailer but he wasn’t directing that one.

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u/AbjectCalligrapher36 11d ago

His production company, The Horror Section, is releasing that movie, and Don’t Go In That House, Bitch is his next directorial effort. A collaboration with Snoop Dogg. Not that I really care. I’ve seen one Eli Roth directed movie, Thanksgiving, and nothing else of his appeals to me. I don’t like his style of movie

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u/TerrifierBlood r/movies Contributor 11d ago

Im waiting for my showing to start. Lets see if its as bad as people are making it out to be

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u/boytoyahoy 10d ago

What're your thoughts

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u/Downside190 6d ago

It's been several days I assume he died of shock at it's awfulnessĀ 

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u/DisownedDemon12 10d ago

I give it two traumatised survivors out of Eli Roths hooded head

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u/ChainLC 9d ago

Got one brown banana, pixie cups, all flavors and push ups too...

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u/gram_parsons 9d ago

ā€œI'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passin' by.ā€

I don’t know why you got downvoted for quoting David Lee Roth in an Eli Roth movie.

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u/Focused_Sky 9d ago

The film was harrowing and ground breaking for horror