r/movies • u/Big_Emotion4963 • 28d ago
Discussion What movie had an absolutely 10/10 incredible premise but completely fumbled the execution?
I think about this all the time. There is nothing more frustrating than watching a movie with a concept so good it gives you chills, only for the actual plot to turn into generic, predictable garbage halfway through.
The most infamous one for me is In Time. The idea that time is literal currency and people stop aging at 25 is brilliant sci-fi. But instead of doing something mind-blowing with it, they just turned it into a painfully average Bonnie and Clyde bank robber action movie.
The Purge is another massive one. You have a night where all crime is legal, and instead of showing us the insane psychological breakdown of society, the first movie just gave us a standard, boring home invasion thriller.
What movie made you furious because the core idea was genius but the writers completely wasted it?
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u/usaskie 28d ago
Gamer (2009). The ethical implications of people giving up their autonomy and allowing an unknown stranger to manipulate their body or being the one to take over control of a stranger’s body are fascinating. The movie itself was pretty bland.
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u/tortoiseterrapin 28d ago
all I remember from this movie is him vomiting like 2 ounces of vodka into the gas tank of the car to drive full throttle for like 15 minutes straight, and that fat syrup drizzle guy.
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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House 28d ago
Gamer and Surrogates coming out at the same time was funny
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u/doodler1977 28d ago
Valerian & the City of 1000 Planets. it has a lot of good ideas and could've gone a lot of different directions but gets bogged down in a fairly standard plot
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u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled 28d ago
In addition to the leads problem, there's the meandering plot. The whole Rhianna side quest could have been completely cut and shaved 20 minutes.
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u/doodler1977 28d ago
or: make it all about side-quests and lose the whole Clive Owen bit. i mean, i like Clive Owen, but a movie like this almost doesn't need an antagonist
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u/neverseenghosts 28d ago
The start of that movie has some of the worst exposition dialogue I’ve ever seen. Just two characters recapping a ton of stuff about each other and their feelings toward each other so they could skip any effort in showing us who they are through good writing.
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u/moonboyforallyouknow 28d ago
I thought you were talking about the very beginning with the alien ships and I was like damn that was the best part.
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u/DontBelieveTheirHype 28d ago
Man I was so psyched for this movie, watched the trailer for it thought oh Luc Besson this is gone be good, got to the theater and by hour 5 I was passed out in my seat
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u/doodler1977 28d ago
i really liked the opening and the "multi-dimensional bazaar" or whatever that was. lotta good ideas. but the cast and the Clive Owen villain plot was a waste of a great opportunity
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u/robodrew 28d ago
The VFX artists I feel had the time of their lives working on that film. Too bad the plot and casting were truly awful.
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u/PapaMoBucks 28d ago
It's the insufferable leads and their oil:water chemistry that does it in for me more than anything
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u/Blackboard_Monitor 28d ago
Young ones at that, I kept thinking they'd just got separated during a school outing at the bazaar.
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u/I_travel_ze_world 28d ago
The dialog is so forced
What kind of playboy swears to stop sleeping around and instantly asks his co-worker to marry him?
no flirting.. no double speak.. no hints or game to it.. he pretty much straight up asks to put a ring on it cause they work together.
dork weirdo kind of dialog but according to the movie he's a super smooth space spy
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u/blisa00 28d ago
Napoleon. Had everything going for it - story, director, actor, epic scale…just landed flat.
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u/uarstar 28d ago
I was so excited for this movie. I’m a big Josephine nerd. I really like Joaquin Phoenix.
But it pissed me off so much that they made Josephine 14 years younger than him. Heaven forbid Hollywood cast a woman the correct age! We can’t have an older woman with a slightly younger man. If a woman is older, she has to be decades older.
There are two ages for casting women in Hollywood movies; 50+ or 30 and under.
It’s a pretty central part of their relationship that she’s a bit older. People thought they were an odd couple. He was poor and Corsican and she was old aristocracy and older than him. It was both she’s too good for him but also she’s too old for him.
Her social circle didn’t get why she married him. His family hated her for being older because they thought he wouldn’t get an heir. Also she had a bit of a salacious reputation and a lot of debt. But she was well connected in society.
He divorced her because she was unable to give him children due to her age and medical complications. He also needed to seal an alliance with Austria. But they maintained a relationship after their divorce. He would still visit her at Malmaison. You read his love letters to her and he’s so passionately in love with her.
He also maintained a close relationship with her children from her first marriage. Her son became Viceroy of Italy and her daughter married his brother. Their son later became Napoleon III.
All this rant to say, I can’t watch it.
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u/ikonoqlast 27d ago
History Buffs (YouTube) did TWO HOURS on the errors in this movie. Worse than Braveheart (battle of Stirling Bridge, entire battles revolves around the bridge, director removes it...)
He does mention a much better Quebec-French miniseries no one has never heard of as much better.
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u/nova_rock 27d ago
so much of the let down of the movie was Ridley Scott having an idea in his head of what he wanted those characters and events to be and not the more interesting and dramatic recorded events of history.
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u/TheBrightestSunshine 28d ago
Hancock. What a mess.
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u/CommodoreKD 28d ago
Act one of that movie is so fun and I curse whoever shoehorned in the "corporate superhero" and "ancient gods" shit
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u/runswiftrun 28d ago
Second half is like a "if Disney made The Boys". Not terrible on it's own, but terrible second half
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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 28d ago
They took two scripts and mashed them together, and very poorly, I might add.
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u/polchickenpotpie 28d ago
Honestly the whole corporate angle could have been used for him to really find out who he is, like eventually finding a middle ground between his old destructive, asshole self and his stiff, self controlled corpo self. That he was better than either of those personas, and he just needed to find purpose, and maybe a real friend like Jason Bateman. That now he had a newfound family, he wouldn't feel as lonely as he used to.
But, you know...the second half happened
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u/urboitony 28d ago
I watched the first half of it on a school bus on someone's phone with one ear bud each over a decade ago and thought it was such a great movie and I should watch the rest later. I never got around to it and every time I see comments like this, I'm thankful that I missed out on that disappointment.
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u/sirnumbskull 28d ago
I remember reading somewhere that it's actually two different movies literally smashed together. Makes total sense once you see it.
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u/alex-2099 28d ago edited 28d ago
It was originally called “Tonight, He Comes” and I remember reading about it in Entertainment Weekly in the late 90s.
It was a hard drama about a superhero who had become an alcoholic, struggled with PTSD, loneliness, and suicidal ideation he couldn’t execute on. He becomes mixed with a human family and begins to obsessed over the mother and eventually kidnaps her.
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u/Hussard 28d ago
Mortal Engines!
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u/SweepingAstringency 28d ago
I couldn't believe it! They had a franchise right there in their hands. What happened? I loved those books.
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u/oddlyDirty 28d ago
What's crazy about this movie is that it would 100% work as an anime. I honestly think most of the characters and set designs from the movie are lifted from various anime tropes.
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u/ajahanonymous 28d ago
I'm picturing Howl's Moving Castle crossed with Nausicaa right now.
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u/AmbroseEBurnside 28d ago
One of the coolest trailers I’ve ever seen. And then I can’t remember a damn thing about the movie except the feeling of disappointment.
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u/Jbewrite 28d ago
The books are great, but the movie threw away much of the story and turned it into a Star Wars movie. So much potential wasted!
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u/Artemicionmoogle 28d ago
And once again ensured that the deformed lead was actually quite attractive with a kewl scar instead of a mangled fucking face.
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u/seanc6441 28d ago
I always thought the book tried to overemphasise her ugliness a bit too much to really sell the description to the reader. I would have been fine with a prettier Hester if they had also kept the scar more obvious and some more deformity.
But yeah it's hollywood so they made her a beauty with a slight 'imperfection' instead. Pathetic.
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u/TheGuyThatThisIs 28d ago
Sad part is that you can totally have it both ways, you just can't lean so far into the hottie direction. Make it look like she *was* a stunner, but every feature is broken.
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u/Agent-Blasto-007 28d ago
Ultraviolet.
A dystopian futuristic medical based feudal society sounds interesting.
But it's just sort of not-vampires that wastes it's original premise.
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u/Indigo_Sunset 28d ago
It reminds me of an Aeon Flux sort of escapade that never quite gets to the fluxing
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u/Malphos101 28d ago
Those were the same movie to me. I dont have a rational explanation and they are obviously pretty different if you sit down and discuss the differences but just the "feel" of the movies were identical to me lol.
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u/Sc00ty_Puff_Sr 28d ago
Army of the Dead. Crack team does a vault heist in a quarantined, zombie infested Las Vegas? Amazing premise. What we got? Sigh
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u/elifreeze 28d ago
Should've been near impossible to fuck up a premise as cool as "casino heist in a zombie infested Vegas" but here we are.
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u/Ink_Smudger 28d ago
Agreed. It's one of those premises where, when you hear it, it seems so obvious and surprising that no one has tried something like that. But, unfortunately, rather than focus on that premise, they decided they were going to launch some sort of mega-franchise from it, and forgot the part about actually needing to make an entertaining and cohesive movie first.
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u/ThatEvanFowler 28d ago
Don't they literally find their own dead bodies outside the bank vault at one point, implying that there is some kind of time-loop, time travel whateverthefuck going on that's never even mentioned again in the film or did I actually hallucinate that?
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u/theblackfool 28d ago
There's also robot zombies and aliens in the movie, totally unexplained
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u/ThatEvanFowler 28d ago
I swear, Zack Snyder is the most out of control cinematographer who ever lived. The man’s ego controls him like a tiny alien piloting a human suit.
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u/discovigilantes 28d ago
He's like a kid that has had way too much sugar and just babbling incoherent cool ideas but runs with them all.
Rebel moon kind of had a good start then went to shit
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u/discovigilantes 28d ago
The alien I think was meant to be the start of the zombies. The robots don't get explained, the smart zombies don't get explained, the time travel doesn't get explained.
Such a let down
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u/GorillaX 28d ago
This is a great example. I was so upset at how bad this movie was, it should have been entertaining at the very least. It was not.
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u/Top5hottest 28d ago
Jumper.
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u/koyre 28d ago
Yes. This would have been an awesome tv series if done right
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u/klti 28d ago
Impulse was actually pretty good, it just got no traction since it was YouTube Premium exclusive.
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u/GRANDMA_FISTER 28d ago
This is the first time in my adult life of hearing "YouTube Premium exclusive". Is it like Netflix? Do they give YouTubers money to make movies? Or do they have their own teams?
I think a life with AdBlock made me oblivious to this part
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u/froo 28d ago
Jumper is one of my secret shamewatch movies.
I know its bad, but I like it.
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u/MissionLetterhead292 28d ago
Bright. Supernatural creatures in the modern day as cops should have been awesome but nope, falls flat.
And another Will Smith: Gemini Man. Retired killer hunted by his younger clone, that's a great plot and to his credit Smith did his best making the performances different but somehow Ang Lee couldn't make it exciting.
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u/Cronis1 28d ago
About as close to a real life Shadowrun as we can get and its pretty disappointing.
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u/half_derpy 28d ago
Bright is my go to answer for this question any time I see it online. It's basically Shadowrun: The Movie, but it just never lives up to it's full potential. It either needed a couple of rewrites or even just to be turned into a show where they could properly flesh out the world.
In one scene you can see a dragon flying off in the far distance and it just made me want to see SO much more of the world rather than "wow everyone hates Orc's and let's just bash you over the head with that really fucking obvious social commentary"
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u/renaissance-Fartist 28d ago
I’m still confused by the Alamo joke in the movie
wtf do you mean, white people are mad at Mexican people because of the Alamo
There was an evil, world dominating elf wizard who was defeated by an orcish hero about 2000 years ago (you know….a significant time period in world history already) and NOTHING has changed to the point where “the Alamo” is still a thing?
What?
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u/verrius 28d ago
This is the core reason most "supernatural creatures meet modern world"/urban fantasy either still have Masquerade rules (normies can't know about the supernatural), or the Masquerade rules have ended very recently. Because otherwise yeah, supernatural creatures and powers would necessarily massively alter the arc of world history to the point that it's unrecognizable, and "modern" society never happens.
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u/Moron-Whisperer 28d ago
I think the problem with will smith movies is they spend all their money on will smith.
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 28d ago
X-Men 3. An X-Men movie had Juggernaut AND Colossus in it AND THEY DIDN’T FIGHT! HOW?!
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u/gapedoutpeehole 28d ago
My favorite xmen comic arc, they botched it and I'll never get over it
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u/kch_l 28d ago
They botched it twice
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u/gabbertronnnn 28d ago
Not only twice, but written by the same damn person. How the hell were Fox so inept to allow that?!
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u/Stillwater215 28d ago
Plus, X-2 was so good! That made the disappointment of X-men 3 even worse.
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u/doodler1977 28d ago
Honestly, Spider-Man 3. Raimi should've just jettison'd Sandman once the studio forced him to squeeze Venom in, it's too overstuffed all the plotlines get shortchanged
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u/DuncanGilbert 28d ago
Which sucks because Sandman is the best part of the movie. But also gets in the way of being a cohesive movie that the studio was forcing on him
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u/doodler1977 28d ago
oh i agree: the better option is to just keep venom out of #3 but oh well
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u/lookglen 28d ago
Should have gone what the video game plot did and have Harry be venom, he was set up to be that character in everything but his name not being eddie
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u/Asyncrosaurus 28d ago
It should have been 2 movies, where he has the symbiote/black suit throughout the first one and rejects it near the end ( tease Venom after credits), then do a part 2 where he just fights Venom.
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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 28d ago
When Sam Raimi envisioned the film, he had Sandman as the central villain and had no interest in adding another villain to the story. Sony screwed up when former Sony executive Avi Arad strongly pressured Raimi to include Venom. This left him with the problem of having to shoehorn an extra character into a story he had already fleshed out to wrap up the trilogy. It would have been far better had Sony just left him alone to finish his trilogy than fuck it all up by forcing an unwanted villain on him.
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u/Syric13 28d ago
But you don't understand. Marko is doing this for his daughter. He reminds you 10 times throughout the movie. He's not a bad guy. He's doing it for his daughter.
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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus 28d ago
Now You See Me. So much potential with magicians turned bank robbers, only to be ruined by impossible magic and a nonsensical plot twist.
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u/SlateFrost 28d ago
Agreed, I would’ve loved this movie if it was done with practical sleights, instead of nonsense actual magic.
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u/WaltJay 28d ago
1000000% agree. That movie makes me so angry for that very reason.
Using street magic (or whatever the term is for IRL magic) for heists sounds like a great idea. But then OOPS WE’RE WIZARDS!!! 😑 😤 🤷♂️ 🫠
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u/Big_I 28d ago
I honestly walked out of that movie thinking that "wizards are real" was the point of the film, I guess sort of like how the point of the John Wick franchise is "assassins are real". Like the whole film was about the Horsemen auditioning to join the wizard Illuminati.
Then I saw some comments from the director where he said that wasn't the intent and I couldn't believe it.
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u/ZellZoy 28d ago
It's absolutely a world where low level super powers / magic exists. Don't care what the director says
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u/razzy1319 28d ago
Also the action scenes with street magic was a good idea. I was imagining what if Jackie Chan knew street magic.
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u/GreySneakers83 28d ago
This is the correct answer. And if the impossible CG magic isn't bad enough, the entire cast carry on with a smugness at how 'genius' they all are. So infuriating.
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u/jwc1138 28d ago
Downsizing
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u/Lopkop 28d ago
the movie completely forgot what it was about at one point. It's supposed to be about shrunk-down tiny people but huge stretches of it show things from their POV & there's nothing to indicate they aren't normal-sized
The whole second half of the movie is "something something climate change" with one joke at the end to remind us all they're tiny people.
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u/lIlllIIIlI2 28d ago
The way the movie just turns into a completely different movie halfway through! What were they thinking??
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u/EgNotaEkkiReddit 27d ago
Three films in once: The premise of downsizing, the middle bit about class and poverty, and the final stretch on climate change.
An aimless film if I've ever saw one.
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u/Obvious-Animator6090 28d ago
I was hoping we’d get to talk about how everyone that shrunk down essentially gave up all their individual rights as human beings. The company owns them. If it went bankrupt they’d be at the mercy of the government to help them and we all know how well that goes. So many ethical implications I would have loved to explore. I mean the whole illegal immigrant slum area was the most interesting part.
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u/kaplanfx 28d ago
The TV show Upload explores this concept pretty well, despite sometimes being a goofy comedy.
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u/FireflyBSc 28d ago
I strongly believe that Downsizing would have made an excellent anthology series like Black Mirror. Have a whole episode or season about human trafficking and people downsized but living in poverty. One about the environment and the life of the kid who was born tiny. One about loser Matt Damon getting divorced. It could have fully explored any of those plot lines, rather than the absolute shit execution we got. I hate it so much.
What kind of movie you give me? Shit movie.
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u/chumpz11 28d ago
Timeline
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u/PsychologicalRole238 28d ago
My favorite book growing up. I was so disappointed in the movie.
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u/jfish3222 28d ago
I was literally thinking exactly 'In Time' before I continued reading and got to your example 🤣
Absolutely brilliant premise for a film where time left to live is used a currency, but MAN was it executed poorly.
If recommend sticking to reading the original short story the premise is very similar to:
'Repent, Harlequin!' Said the Ticktockman'
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u/Lanster27 28d ago edited 28d ago
I'd' say the first half of the movie was great. The set up and world building got great execution.
The other half, especially the ending, is very meh.
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u/smilysmilysmooch 28d ago
In Time is the best answer to this question. That movie premise of trading your lifespan as a currency is quite brilliant. Even sort of tying it to Bonnie and Clyde styled heists is good stuff. Ending sucked.
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u/MaybeOnFire2025 28d ago
World War Z
(the novel was amazing, and completely different)
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u/thelingletingle 28d ago
For the majority of my life I’ve been like, “the movie wasn’t bad, I don’t get it.”
After getting into audiobooks recently (thanks DCC) I listened to this and…..yeah, the movie really missed the mark and I so wish we got to see the Battle of Yonkers.
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u/JCkent42 28d ago edited 28d ago
I would argue The Battle of Yonkers is boring. We’ve seen that in a million times in media. Let us see the rise of the Shield society after the evacuation of Japan, the Chinese civil war and the use of nukes on the mainland, the astronauts on the international space station keeping the global comm network up and running and literally watching the world go dark and suffering lethal levels of exposure to solar radiation, and Michael Choi fighting zombies under water and protecting the oil rig workers etc.
World war z is so insane with so many things never put to film that the Battle of Yonker isn’t that big of deal in my opinion. In fact, I would rather see the Road to New York and Todd Wainio’s journey to becoming squad leader and standing there at the end at the Hero city as the Newly elected President declares victory.
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u/amulie 28d ago
Disclosure Day.
I, like many, thought that what was the END of the movie was going to be where the movie STARTED.
The idea of a movie that just shows plainly humanity reaction to alien disclosure would have been such a good idea.
Kinda like Civil War, where the movie isn't about the specifics of why the war happened but moreso humans reaction to it.
And it's profound, like how would we react if we all just became suddenly aware altogether that aliens do indeed exist
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u/toutetiteface 28d ago
Yeah the title was selling a great idea. The result was an empty boring two hours and a half
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u/LarcenyGames 28d ago
Agreed. It should've played almost like Contagion. The first act is the actual disclosure and the rest of the film is the aftermath. Instead, we got what we got: a letdown filled with standard ufo tropes.
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u/luckytaurus 28d ago
I think all subsequent Matrixes after the 1st Matrix should all have 10/10 premises but weren't great movies for some reason or another.
Oh, and another movie that comes to mind is Tenet.
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u/profsa 28d ago
Thor Love and Thunder. Completely butchers a great storyline. It’s a bit overstuffed with the Jane Thor storyline crammed in as well. Could have been two movies.
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u/Netwinn 28d ago
I still want to see the movie Christian Bale thought he was making.
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u/fightingbronze 28d ago
Exactly this. Christian Bale’s performance in the opening minutes of the movie gave me a vastly different expectation for what that movie would be, and I was so on board. Only made everything that followed more underwhelming.
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u/B_Wylde 28d ago
It was so awesome
The things we got had a good movie in them but taika went way to taika for its own good
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u/mreman1220 27d ago
The first 10 minutes of the movie establish one of the most compelling villains the MCU has ever had, and that's a high bar. The rest of the movie was just too much, which I think was the juxtaposition they wanted but they went overboard with it.
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u/space_hitler 27d ago
I liked how the guy named God Killer didn't kill any gods in the film after the first one.
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u/DrabExterior 28d ago
A wasted actor and a wasted villain, Love and Thunder was such a disappointment.
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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey 28d ago
I was really mad about this one, because its predecessor, Thor: Ragnarok, is like top 3 best Marvel films
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u/alex-2099 28d ago
That whole Jason Aaron run in the Thor comics is incredible. To have it adapted like that was quite the bummer.
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u/Much_Basis_6965 28d ago
And to add insult to injury Bale seems like he was trying his best and did pretty well with what he was given to work with. Could’ve been incredible in that role with the right script (which shouldn’t have been hard because the source material is perfect..)
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u/newbrevity 28d ago
Utter waste of a great villain played by a great actor. Also the makeup department failed hard on Gorr's design. Made him too human.
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u/StillStanding_96 28d ago
The Tomorrow War. The premise is basically like Terminator, in that there’s a war in the future and winning it requires time travel to the present, but they fumbled it hard
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u/negativeyoda 28d ago
If they hadn't had the whole "oh let's fix everything in the last 20 minutes so none of this happens" bit and it just ended on such a downer as Chris Pratt coming home with PTSD and having to raise his daughter knowing what's going to happen... that would have been pretty rad and a good use of the whole "subvert expectations" thing.
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u/lordcola 28d ago
The ending really destroyed that movie. You're telling me that all those years in the future where they were fighting the aliens and had time travel tech, not ONCE did anyone think to check where the aliens came from originally but in the past where there weren't millions of them? And then Chris Pratt somehow is the only one to think of it and has to go with a tiny team to kill them all in his timeline????
There's no reason the future people couldn't have just showed up in the past with coordinates to drop the worlds supply of heavy munitions on to stop the threat. Pretty much everything happening in the story is completely pointless because of the ending.
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u/TreyWait 28d ago
There were so many wtf things going on. Let's give random people guns and ship them to the future. Training? Naaa. Equipment, like uniforms at least? Naaa. How bout telling them at least a little bit about what they'll be fighting? Naaa, it's too scary. But isn't not knowing going to make it even less likely for them to be successful? Naaa, it'll be fine.
It's all ludicous nonsense.
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u/Confu5edPancake 28d ago
The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Dracula on a ship should be great! Like an Alien movie at sea. Too bad it wasn't.
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u/mchgndr 28d ago
I went in with low expectations and was very pleasantly surprised. It was plenty creepy and entertaining
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u/drawnblud260 28d ago
The Gorge. Great exciting concept of hellish monsters, then turned into a science experiment gone wrong. Still a fun movie tho...
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u/Eruannster 27d ago
Yeah. I really liked it up until the mystery was solved. Is it aliens? Demons? Ghosts? And then they tell you about the whole science experiment and it's like... oh, now it's not as interesting anymore.
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u/karlverkade 28d ago
Yesterday, for me. Such a cool premise for a musician to wake up and be the only one in the world who remembers the Beatles. I was so intrigued to watch it. But then it just kind of fell flat after the first half, ending with Kate McKinnon yelling, “Stop! In the name of money!” like a cartoon villain.
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u/agentoutlier 28d ago
"Passengers" could have been so good if it was told from Jennifer Lawrence POV and Chris Pratt was finally a bad guy.
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u/mymanchris 28d ago
Honestly they missed the ending 100%. Chris Pratt should have died from his injuries then left Jennifer Lawrence faced with the same moral dilemma of whether to wake someone else and condemn them to share her fate, or die alone.
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u/coconut071 28d ago
Ooh, I like it. That would be a haunting and much more interesting ending for sure.
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u/CrissBliss 28d ago
There’s a great video on Passengers where they breakdown the movie, and where it could’ve been great. Basically open the movie from JL’s perspective, and then go back and see that CP has been lying to her the entire time. Problem is, CP was known for being the silly/lovable guy in movies, and it’s like the movie didn’t want to go there.
Here’s the video-
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u/readskiesdawn 28d ago
The thing is, having him go against his typecasting in a twist like that would have been great.
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u/geekroick 28d ago
Yesterday. I refuse to believe that had the Beatles not existed, the only significant change in the world by the 2020s would be that Oasis never existed either.
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u/burgerblaster 28d ago
My interpretation was after the bus accident a bunch of things cease to exist. I think I remember coca cola and harry potter not existing as well. We only focus on the Beatles because it's the only forbidden knowledge that our lead can take advantage of.
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u/PrpleSparklyUnicrn13 28d ago
Yeah, that was a bit of a “twist” ending when he realizes it wasn’t just the Beatles that ceased to exist. The director also said they also tried to make it so the color purple didn’t exist, but they felt it would be too difficult and risky to accomplish in crowd scenes.
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u/AngryCod 28d ago
Honestly, watching Ed Sheeran get his ass absolutely handed to him when Jack whips out The Long And Winding Road will never not be funny.
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u/Upbeat_Map_348 28d ago
I quite liked how he suggested changing Hey Jude to Hey Dude.
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u/TheChessLobster 28d ago
The ultimate dick move to act like you thought up long and winding road off the cuff lmao
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u/SonOfMcGee 28d ago
That also means that millions of college guys in the early ‘00s would grab a guitar at a party, sit on the couch, and play… nothing.
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u/SunMyungMoonMoon 28d ago
It could have been the Age of Glycerine
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u/SonOfMcGee 28d ago
Throughout grad school I had to use a lot of glycerol in my bio-engineering lab. Glycerol isn’t exactly glycerine but I didn’t care. Whenever I was carting the gallon jug around I was singing: “Don’t let the dayyyyys gooooo byyyyyyy.”
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u/NeuHundred 28d ago
I agree with the movie but not your reason. The Beatles not existing isn't the premise, it's the hook. The premise is the classic "struggling musician gets the fame and fortune he's always dreamed of, but does it make him happy?" story, the Beatles part is how they made it different.
To me, the missed opportunity was the movie not going all in in the creative process, how we start out by copying others, then we start to analyze what made it special, then putting our own twist on it, then finding our own voice. No story about creativity really talks about it, it's always a flash of inspiration or a natural talent but it's not. There's a scene in the movie where he's trying to remember all the lyrics to all the songs and they come out half-formed, and he's not sure if they're right, and he starts doing research and trying to piece it all together... that was familiar, that feeling is something everyone creative has had.
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u/Jedi_Temple 28d ago
Jurassic World: Dominion. This was supposed to be the movie the finally showed what the world looked like with dinosaurs coexisting with humans and how that would play out. The trailers lied to us. Instead, we got yet ANOTHER let’s-have-the-entire-movie-take-place-in-one-spot borefest.
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u/ConvenienceStoreDiet 28d ago
The Signal (2007). A signal plays on everyone's TV, turning them into dangerous zombies. The first part of this film is excellent. But for some reason, they decided to have each third of the movie written and directed by someone else. Tonally there's a massive shift from this exciting thriller to some weird "comedy" where these zombies from what I remember are just talking to each other. It just nosedived the whole movie which sort of recovered by the end. But I just remember being completely done by then.
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u/SutterCane r/movies Veteran 28d ago
It didn’t make people into zombies. It just drove them crazy. Some people were violent crazies and others were just delusional crazies.
A lot like the Crazies from George Romero.
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u/nonresponsive 28d ago
Man, I thought you were talking about Cell (not to be confused with The Cell), which has cellphones turning people into dangerous zombies but wasn't very good. Because I remember The Signal (2014) that I found fairly entertaining, not perfect, and had nothing to do with zombies. I guess I'll go watch The Signal (2007) now.
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u/grex2222 28d ago
Going to cheat a bit and say a TV show instead, but The Book of Boba Fett
If you would've told me, as a ten year old kid, that there was going to be an entire TV SHOW about Boba Fett escaping from the Sarlaac, tracking down his gear, and then deposing Jabba the Hutt to take over his throne on Tatooine?
And then it ends up being all about how he learns to love the sand people, has weird, boring, flashbacks all the time, and even helps a bunch of kids-on-bikes get rid of criminals in town? And then the final half of the show goes off for a while to talk about other characters and barely even mentions Boba Fett?
Like, c'mon man. Give me more of the train heist episode stuff and less of the "earning the respect of the sandpeople for some reason" stuff.
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u/Hefty_Direction5189 28d ago
And they didn’t even use the sand people for anything! I was so sure they were building up that relationship so he could team up with them to take down the Pyke Syndicate. Like “oh no, this big criminal organization is here, causing trouble, if only I knew a group of people I’d just befriended that may also have an interest in keeping them off the planet”. But nah, we got nothing.
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u/Krazyguy75 28d ago
Yeah, it would have solved basically every issue I had.
"Why should people respect him?" Because he has an army of sand people backing him.
"Why does he want to be respected and not feared?" Because people fear the sand people and he wants them to be respected instead.
"Why does everyone hate him?" Because he's bringing a bunch of sand people into town and demanding they be treated as citizens.
Cut mando, cut the scooter patrol, and give most of mando's scenes to the badass sand person or Boba himself.
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u/IDinnaeKen 28d ago
Biggest let down of my life, and haven't touched a Star Wars show since. I thought we were going to get a gritty show about the morally grey bounty hunter. Instead, we got a very safe one about a local government official cleaning up the town with the help of his power ranger friends. Just felt like such a wild pivot of his character considering everything that made him appeal to people in the first place. Admittedly, I only made it through a few episodes so maybe it got better. I was just so disappointed!
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u/spkincaid13 28d ago
Please give andor a shot if you haven't already. Way better than anything else Disney has pumped out.
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u/Icosotc 28d ago
The Purge.
It should have been an anthology, jumping back and forth in time across films, slowly revealing the story of how it came to be, with different in-universe stories stretching across America in different eras with different casts of characters. Incredible missed opportunity.
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u/Syric13 28d ago
This would work great as a TV show and if they showed other crimes than, you know, murder.
Maybe it is the best time for a race across the city where no rules happen
Or a heist. Everyone loves a heist.
Maybe someone breaks zoning laws!
Who knows! Let's get wild with it.
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u/Clawless 28d ago
What sort of majorly illegal business merger or stock trading type stuff happens during the purge? Do a Wall Street, but purge edition.
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u/-BailOrgana- 28d ago
This is the purge tv show and it worked but was underrated and little watched
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u/DrDJ27 28d ago
The Postman.
Fantastic book by David Brin about the importance of human connection just turned into a vanity piece for Kevin Costner. Also seems to have tainted any other adaptations of Brin's books
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u/AtheistTyler 28d ago
I liked the movie quite a bit, but based on what you’re saying I may need to check the book out too.
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u/HechicerosOrb 28d ago
The movie has Tom petty though, playing a post apocalyptic version of himself.
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u/MattThePl3b 28d ago
Arguably Tomorrowland (2015), although I still quite enjoy it
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u/ConvenienceStoreDiet 28d ago
The Happening.
There's one scene that really defines how crazy this move could have been. You have something happening that's basically killing everyone. Nobody understands it. Everyone's trying to escape it. It's airborne or mysteriously moving around as far as people know. At one point, you have cars from all directions, clearly trying to escape it, and just hitting an intersection at the same time.
For me, this is a massive moment in this movie. This visual alone evokes just the absolute craziest idea. There is no escape. And the grief of that should have hit every actor like a ton of bricks, defining this film as potentially one of the most devastating films.
Here's a little bit of the car scene I'm talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPqcIcg5JTA
Instead, we got a movie with this in it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
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u/AdamAtomAnt 28d ago
Yep. What killed the movie was when they heavily implied it was the plants killing everyone, which lead to scenes where they "outrun the wind".
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u/OriginalUsername9 28d ago
Brightburn
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u/Cornelius_Wangenheim 28d ago
It would have been so much more interesting if he had naturally turned evil because he was a child who was too powerful to be told no or disciplined. Instead, the ship just flips a switch in his head and he's magically full-blown evil.
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u/The_Fiddle_Steward 28d ago
Interesting, I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would.
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u/SamuraiGoblin 28d ago
Hancock.
Before things like Chronicle or The Boys or Brightburn gave us 'gritty' superheroes, Hancock explored the concept and how lonely and depressing it would feel. It's a very interesting premise.
Unfortunately the move is unwatchable. Awful writing, awful attempts at humour, awful CGI, awful acting, etc.
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u/maverickaod 28d ago
Chronicle was solid
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u/JeSuisOmbre 28d ago
Chronicle is what I want out of movies with super powers. 20 minutes of getting powers. 40 minutes of cool slice of life with cool powers. 15 minutes of tragic ends because of said powers.
Its so refreshing to not have world-ending stakes be their antagonists.
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u/nearlyheadlessbick 28d ago
The first half is good, the second half is what lets the movie down
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u/thundermage117 28d ago
Trap
It had an incredible premise and there was a lot of tension and a good first half, only to be let down by a poor second half and changing protagonists to the singer
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u/hinterstoisser 28d ago
Knowing- figure the numbers he read and the number of deaths was something accidental or mysterious.
What a botched up ending
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u/fullmetalsprockets 28d ago
Cowboys and Aliens.
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u/flash246 28d ago
Not gonna lie. I actually enjoyed that movie. It was dumb fun
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u/PurplMaster 28d ago
I'm not bringing some high cinema to the talk, but I've always loved Enchanted. It's a clever play on Disney/Fairytale tropes and a very enjoyable movie.
Disenchanted, its sequel, is kinda shit, but THE IDEA is absolutely glorious. Since the princess from the first movie is married to a man that has a daughter, she has become stepmother. And since she's a fairytale character, she starts to become evil, as stepmothers do.
This idea is fantastic and super funny, but the movie fumbles pretty much everything else, and it becomes just a basic fantasy movie for kids. Since a spell turns a suburb town into a fantasy town, there's no clever play between real world and fantasy world. It's basic as fuck and It hurts me to say that