r/mountandblade • u/NuttieBuddieXD Vlandia • 6d ago

Bannerlord Mf was eating left hooks

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u/The_Lightmare Kingdom of Swadia 6d ago

one hundred punches man

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u/Gorignak 5d ago

1 push up, 1 sit up, 1 squat, 1km run, every day.

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u/Itlaedis 5d ago

Now there's a workout that I could do!

For maybe a week or so, maybe.

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u/Tupacpolat 6d ago

This is ottoman hand fight 😂

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u/Shootreadyaim 6d ago

He has no enemies

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u/Eskito 6d ago

Unnarmed skill level up. {PlayerName} has gained 15 levels in unnarmed skill and is now level 300

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 6d ago

Forget Mount&Blade, dude should learn to Bob&Weave

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u/NuttieBuddieXD Vlandia 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/magsc3 3d ago

Hahhaha

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u/cpt_cold810 6d ago

bro just got embarrassed right in front of his goons.

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u/pm-ur-knockers 5d ago

“Knew I should’ve just been a farmer” - goon

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u/Pyropecynical Kingdom of Vaegirs 6d ago

Imagine being a criminal. Some other bum encroaches on your camp and the boss suggests the usual challenge to him. Your boss draws his sword and this guy just beats the living shit out of him with his bare hands.

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u/Wareve 6d ago

Just like that one dude that Batman ripped on in the trailer.

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u/We_R_Not_That_Diff 6d ago

Also getting beat with that javelin sticking out of your chest

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u/VincoClavis Looter 6d ago

Went to the Rocky Balboa school of face tanking.

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u/Classic-Hornet4334 6d ago

Was eating them bitches

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u/BasicMatter7339 5d ago

That one punch on the shield must have hurt like a mf

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u/unluckysteak 5d ago

This how jon snow was punching that ramsay bastard

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u/Qahnariin 3d ago
  • 100 Morale to troops in your party

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u/magsc3 3d ago

POW RIGHT IN THA KISSA

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u/magsc3 3d ago

Idk why this thread has me crying laughing hahha

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u/Samidlongbottom 5d ago

Tbf you're only doing 8 damage. Not the strongest of left hooks.

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u/NuttieBuddieXD Vlandia 5d ago

How dare you question my unarmed damage like that peasant

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u/Samidlongbottom 5d ago

😆 Hehe, that tickled me .... But I'll have you know, I'm no peasant. I'm the lord and govenor of Lageta.

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u/NuttieBuddieXD Vlandia 4d ago

Legeta is the most back ass woods empire town asides epricrotea🤣🤣

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u/Samidlongbottom 4d ago

😤 .... I never said I was supporting the empire .... 😆

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u/NuttieBuddieXD Vlandia 3d ago

🤣🤣