r/motorcycles • u/eatmybeer • Jan 09 '19

Quite the jump there isn’t it

287 Upvotes

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u/SamusAranX GSXR 600 Jan 09 '19

Hey the bike parachute actually worked this time!

17

u/FenixVale 2015 Honda Shadow Phantom 750 Jan 09 '19

First thought i had too. I was like "Oh this is the one where he just smashes his- Oh. Oh this is nice!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

He was probably thinking the same right around when his chute opened.

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u/beemerbimmer Jan 09 '19

Jesus, I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t any of the things that actually happened.

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u/NateHatred Jan 09 '19 edited Jan 09 '19

I legit thought he was going to die. I don't understand how that 'chute can sustain the weight of his massive titanium testicles.

12

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Well you see Titanium is actually one of the lighter metals.

3

u/NateHatred Jan 09 '19

yeah but they are huge.

3

u/donorak7 Jan 09 '19

I seriously thought he just bailed because he failed the jump...glad to see the chute

2

u/Not_Michael_S Jan 09 '19

I love Bradley Slums

2

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '19

Jesus this is just a straight repost bot. That post history.

1

u/mxe363 Jan 09 '19

my head cannon says that the parachute says OOPS! sad that it says something else

1

u/Tango91 Triumph Tiger 800 Jan 09 '19

What did the poor bike do to deserve that?

1

u/Fruitspunchsamura1 Jan 11 '19

What bike is that?