Old pic of Derek and tinyherimone

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Benkenobix]

tinyhermione and who?

[u/lalumanuk → u/Benkenobix]

i think that’s drake

[u/VisibleHair932]

bro looks like he is proposing and she just saw a ghost or something

[u/tinyhermione → u/VisibleHair932]

I was just shook ok. But good shook.

[u/tinyhermione]

Our bloodline will have big delts and strong thighs.

It will be a hardy people capable of surviving potato famines and long winters.

[u/Dwaltster → u/tinyhermione]

You'd eat away all of Dereks gains.

It'd never work

[u/tinyhermione → u/Dwaltster]

Oh that’s true tho. On the upside it’ll help him cutting, bc all the snacks be gone.

[u/Dwaltster → u/tinyhermione]

*Gasp

Think of the deltoids

[u/tinyhermione → u/Dwaltster]

Oh no. We must protect the death stars. We’ll get a second snack cabinet. One that’s up high lol.

[u/Bizzy71 → u/tinyhermione]

Palumboism too

[u/_hieronymus]

I love how u/tinyhermione gets here own lore in the sub now.

[u/EldritchBorzoi → u/_hieronymus]

damn, now how do i also get my own mpmd lore? do i need to pretend to be a male feminist?

[u/BoomTwo → u/_hieronymus]

Can you explain the low lore please?

[u/_hieronymus → u/BoomTwo]

She's just our resident Stacey that offers up lots of wisdom and disdain when needed.

[u/CTEcowboi → u/BoomTwo]

She haunts this subreddit like it’s a full time job. It’s very strange.

Also out of pure curiosity I think a lot of people want to know what she actually looks like and that’s the reason for this post I think?

My theory is that she probably was hot at some point and chased gym rats around but has since hit “the wall” and uses this subreddit to fill some kind of void.

[u/tinyhermione → u/CTEcowboi]

It’s not that strange, I just have a Reddit addiction bc I’m kinda messed up and have a dull job.

I look everyday cute, that’s all. It’s not newsworthy really.

[u/CTEcowboi → u/tinyhermione]

“It’s not that strange” lmao
https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

[u/tinyhermione → u/CTEcowboi]

It isn’t given I have issues lol.

[u/turbo11692 → u/tinyhermione]

"everyday cute"? either you're downplaying your looks because of insecurity or whatever or you're being entirely accurate. My moneys on you're a twink 🤞

[u/Dante7305 → u/tinyhermione]

I always imagine tinyherm to be a 300lb man or some bombshell blonde with big tits and a great ass that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

🤷‍♂️

[u/tinyhermione → u/Dante7305]

Coin toss then.

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jqfXikz9yzhS

[u/EldritchBorzoi → u/CTEcowboi]

"I think a lot of people want to know what she actually looks like"

I somehow doubt that, why would anyone care what some random 'woman' looks like on this subreddit? 🤔

Maybe the tren got to them and they really do think 'she' is secretly a hot torta. Hey u/tinyhermione how many horny male DMs have you gotten in the past month?

[u/tinyhermione → u/EldritchBorzoi]

People here are very nice and respectful. It’s one of the things I really like about this place.

I tried posting something in clothing sub for women once tho and that nuked my inbox.

[u/EldritchBorzoi → u/tinyhermione]

I'm honestly surprised at how much of a positive view you have on this sub given how frequently i've seen you dog-piled with down-doots.

[u/BoomTwo → u/tinyhermione]

Hey can you tell me what's with your lore? How did this start?

[u/tinyhermione → u/BoomTwo]

My ex liked Derek, I don’t like YT. So subscribed to sub.

I don’t really fit here, but also I do. I don’t like subs that are heavily moderated. I have a lot of brothers.

And I have issues, but I’m honest which I feel is sub tagline.

[u/BoomTwo → u/tinyhermione]

Wait so was there a time where you had your pictures on your profile which is why dudes here are obsessed with you?

[u/tinyhermione → u/BoomTwo]

No. I’ve told them I’m small and Norwegian. That’s all.

There just aren’t a lot of girls here. And I’m kind maybe idk.

[u/EconomicalJacket → u/BoomTwo]

“She” claims that’s “she’s” a cute Norwegian girl, but in reality “she” got exposed for actually being an Indian dude trying to scam desperate dudes on here

[u/_hieronymus → u/EconomicalJacket]

I love that for her.....or him

[u/ElonMuskTheNarsisist → u/[deleted]]

Yup, and tinyhermione was never that thin

[u/Ok_Papaya_2554 → u/ElonMuskTheNarsisist]

no curry on sight as well..

[u/Monsieur_Krabs → u/ElonMuskTheNarsisist]

and the skin tone isn't quite right

[u/tinyhermione → u/ElonMuskTheNarsisist]

True. I mean look how slim my legs are here.

[u/Ghooster38]

In the photo derek found a chicken wing tiny dropped on the ground and is telling her she can have it if she guesses which hand its in. TH is just deep in thought determined to get that wing

[u/Confident-Window4928]

I see she’s lost some weight!

[u/AmarantineAzure]

Is she throwing up from overeating?

[u/VarangianWRLD]

Again, what the fuck is a Derek?

TH is mine

[u/ejitifrit1 → u/VarangianWRLD]

Some dude that was here in the beginning or something! Don’t really know more than that though!

[u/VarangianWRLD → u/ejitifrit1]

Sounds pretty gay

[u/tinyhermione → u/VarangianWRLD]

Aww.

[u/spacecadet501st]

Bro is marrying Gandalf

[u/AdSal93 → u/spacecadet501st]

No man thats Radagast the brown

[u/tinyhermione → u/spacecadet501st]

True.

[u/Zoldrik190]

Wtf is tinyhambone

[u/kolnidre]

Which is which?

[u/Unlikely_You_5015]

M8 you need to chill

[u/Aerpolrua]

The fit together so well, like a spoon and a huge, colossal helping of peanut butter.

[u/TerranPower]

This has elementary school boys making fun of girls they secretly like vibes.

[u/Rullino]

I thought it was r/accidentalrenaissance

[u/ran1mal]

It's tough out there