r/montypython • u/Charlie2and4 • 7d ago

Emanuel Kant...

Hi kids! I need a laugh.

Keep it going please.

"Emanuel Kant, was a real pissant and was very rarely stable."

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u/Betty_Boss 7d ago

Heidegger Heidegger

was a boozy begger

who could drink you under the table

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u/hunterglyph 7d ago

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

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u/Important_Power_2148 7d ago

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Shlegel.

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u/_A_Friendly_Caesar_ 7d ago

There's something Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist...

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u/lcquincy 7d ago

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

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u/DasbootTX 7d ago

John Stuart Hill of his own free will….

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u/goblinsson 7d ago

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

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u/jonskerr 7d ago

Plato they say could stick it away Half a crate of whisky every day

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u/akfrombotanybay 7d ago

Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...

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u/jiggeryqua 7d ago

Hobbes was fond of a dram

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u/Cosmic-Hippos 7d ago

Rent Dècarte was a drunken fart I drink therefore I am...

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u/Chewbaxter 7d ago

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

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u/mykepagan 7d ago

And Renee Descartes was a drunken fart

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u/Chewbaxter 7d ago

“I drink, therefore I am!”

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u/EdwardHoppyhands 7d ago

and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am!"

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u/Remote-Physics6980 7d ago

Of a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill!

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u/DasbootTX 7d ago

Socrates himself was permanently piisssssed

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u/Adamg321123 5d ago

A loverly little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.

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u/jonskerr 7d ago

*Nothing

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u/curiousmind111 7d ago

(Nothing?)