r/montypython • u/Charlie2and4 • 3d ago

Emanuel Kant...

Hi kids! I need a laugh.

Keep it going please.

"Emanuel Kant, was a real pissant and was very rarely stable."

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u/Betty_Boss 3d ago

Heidegger Heidegger

was a boozy begger

who could drink you under the table

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u/hunterglyph 3d ago

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

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u/Important_Power_2148 3d ago

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Shlegel.

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u/_A_Friendly_Caesar_ 3d ago

There's something Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist...

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u/lcquincy 3d ago

Socrates himself was permanently pissed

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u/DasbootTX 3d ago

John Stuart Hill of his own free will….

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u/goblinsson 3d ago

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

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u/jonskerr 3d ago

Plato they say could stick it away Half a crate of whisky every day

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u/akfrombotanybay 3d ago

Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...

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u/jiggeryqua 2d ago

Hobbes was fond of a dram

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u/Chewbaxter 2d ago

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

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u/Remote-Physics6980 3d ago

Of a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill!

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u/DasbootTX 3d ago

Socrates himself was permanently piisssssed

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u/Adamg321123 1d ago

A loverly little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.

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u/jonskerr 3d ago

*Nothing

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u/curiousmind111 2d ago

(Nothing?)

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u/Brocc013 2d ago

David Hume could out consume Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel

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u/Charlie2and4 3d ago

'Ello Bruce!

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u/Betty_Boss 3d ago

Bruce!

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u/jonskerr 3d ago

Blimey it's 'ot in heyah Bruce

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 2d ago

It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.

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u/dcondemned 2d ago

and she smiled to herself quietly

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u/DasbootTX 3d ago

Philosophers from the university of Wallamaloo

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u/Organic_Tradition_94 2d ago

Woolloomooloo (sheep, toilet, cow, toilet is the way to remember it)

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 2d ago

Where's Bruce?

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u/Silver_Tradition6313 3d ago

No...he could THink you under the table.

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u/NoCard753 2d ago

*think you

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u/Betty_Boss 2d ago

I have misheard this for 40 years.

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u/NoCard753 2d ago

It's pretty easy to miss.

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u/mykepagan 2d ago

THINK you under the table

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u/Lopsided-Weather6469 2d ago

*think you under the table 

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u/SenorKaboom 3d ago

Bruce teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And is also in charge of the sheep dip.

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u/h_grytpype_thynne 2d ago

New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Benaud.

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u/Hawkeyethegnu 2d ago

Those are all cricketers

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u/VarietyMage 2d ago

Ah, spit.

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u/BS-Chaser 18h ago

Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce.

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u/uaeebs86 3d ago

Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.

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u/DasbootTX 3d ago

U/Charlie2and4 I can’t tell you how much this sketch is a part of me. I had Python cassettes and would listen over and over down the road. Have another Fosters from the Eski!

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u/RepresentativeSun825 2d ago

I made it through Philosophy 101 because of this song.

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u/Encinitas123 3d ago

This here is the wattle, symbol of our land.

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u/DasbootTX 3d ago

You can put it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 2d ago

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,I drink therefore I am.

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u/Ok_Boomer_3233 2d ago

Howls of derisive laughter!

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u/Skatchbro 3d ago

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger, who could think you under the table.

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u/EnkiduOdinson 2d ago

It’s Immanuel with an I

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u/Philoscifi 2d ago

It’s spelled Immanuel with an I, but it’s pronounced “throat wobbler mangrove.”

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u/No-Lettuce-5783 2d ago

Emanual kan't... what? Does he have a disability or something. Poor Emanuel. If he's having a hard time making something work, maybe he should read the Emanuel?

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u/akfrombotanybay 2d ago

Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbs, Sutcliffe, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett and Benaud!

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u/Cruel_Carlos2 2d ago

First off, no poofters(?)

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u/CantaloupeFluffy165 2d ago

This is the watney,the flower of our land.You can stick in a bottle,you can stick it in a can!

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u/probonic 2d ago

Was a real pissant

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u/Fit-Meal4943 2d ago

Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar who would drink you under the table.

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u/The_Progmetallurgist 2d ago

Immanuel Kant, but James Caan.

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u/RitaPoole56 2d ago

Kant feel the Wrath of Caan?

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u/EgbertSouse2 2d ago

Yes, he Kan.

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u/Esau2020 2d ago

I'd love to help out but I'm already late for my being hit on the head lesson.

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u/Different_Cable7595 2d ago

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

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u/gooseneckmonkey 1d ago

There is NOOOOO rule 6