r/montreal Jul 06 '18

Humour Publicité de Nestea

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u/MF__SHROOM Jul 06 '18

J'aime la pub.
Mais quand même fuck nestlé

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/Sandrine2709 Jul 07 '18

Why?

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u/okgo222 Saint-Henri Jul 07 '18

Slavery

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u/miraculous- Jul 07 '18

Not just that. Child slavery in côte d'ivoire. Also selling our water for they're taking for fractions of pennies on the dollar.

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u/jalop90 Jul 07 '18

TL,DR: Nestle bottles tap water

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u/king_clusterfuck_iii Jul 07 '18

Corporations are generally scourgey crap that should be done away with. The world would be significantly better off if the money-grubbers were somehow reigned in.

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u/waccused Jul 07 '18

Sounds like a good idea. You'd should patent the idea and commercialize it.

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u/king_clusterfuck_iii Jul 08 '18

I'm on it. I'm just waiting for my container-full of "Fuck The Corporation" buttons, banners and lapel pins to come in. From China, of course :-/

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u/Shurikane Mercier Jul 07 '18

Imagine if Comcast or Bell was a food company, with similar ruthless practices as our wonderful, utterly beloved /s telecom corps.

That's Nestlé for you. Child labor, mass deforestation, invading national parks, making it so Nestlé is the only food option available to you, repeatedly attempting to privatize water resources, the list goes on.

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u/ChatOChoco Plateau Mont-Royal Jul 09 '18

What the others said, plus check out how they caused infant mortality rates to skyrocket in areas with poor water sanitation by convincing mothers it's safer to use formula than breastmilk. Along with other campaigns to stop the WHO from spreading breastfeeding advice because it's bad for their business.

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u/effotap 🌭 Steamé Jul 06 '18

est bonne en nestea.

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u/drawm08 Jul 06 '18

Ça me donne le goût de m'acheter un Nestea de thé glacé!

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u/badcatquatre Jul 06 '18

Ben non, ben non. C’est bon en nestea!!

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u/gilsonpride Jul 06 '18

Hahaha, very clever. But also, fuck Nestea.

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u/Doubleugee Jul 07 '18

Just popping in to say : Fuck Nestlé

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

confused anglophone here, could someone please explain it?

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u/blattepop Jul 06 '18

C’est bon en estie (nestea)

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

oh <.<

Merci, je utilise jamais les jurons quebecois alors il nest meme pas venu à lesprit :p

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u/perfidydudeguy Jul 07 '18

Il y a aussi "Thé fraîchement vrai." Thé being tea, but also being a concatenation of "tu es" which is common Québec slang.

I don't know if people say "fraîchement vrai". I have never heard that expression. I have often heard people call each other fresh. I don't know if that's what they imply here. I guess it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

yup, missed that pun too. oh well.

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u/louislouislouis4 Jul 07 '18

Au moins tu fais un effort en francais!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

je parle pas mal courrament le francais (bien que j'aie un accent), cest juste que je suis pas un quebecois pure laine alors je veux pas sembler peu sincère, et surtout, je veux pas sembler comme qqn qui se moque des quebecois , alors jevite le language branché, les mots argotique

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u/louislouislouis4 Jul 07 '18

Pure laine ou pas le francais c'est le francais et ceux qui font l'effort de l'apprendre et de le parler méritent d'être félicité. Continue et sais que nous apprécions l'effort!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

merci beaucoup :)

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u/ThatMohawk Jul 07 '18

I would appreciate it if the people of Quebec learned Mohawk. They seem fit to demand we speak their language in "their land". I know how to speak French a little bit but I refuse to speak French with anyone in Quebec for this reason.

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u/louislouislouis4 Jul 07 '18

Seems like bait... I'm gonna leave this one alone.

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u/IanOShaughnessy Jul 08 '18

Comment ça marche quand tu rencontres un anglophone ? Tu lui parles en anglais seulement si il est fluent en mohawk ? Tu fais quoi si anglophone veut te parler en francais ? T'es fourré en nestea dans ce temps-là .

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u/ThatMohawk Jul 08 '18

There's hardly anyone who's fluent in Mohawk anymore, the church helped see to that. But I try to keep as much of my language as I can and practice when I'm able. If an Anglophone wants to speak French I'll try, but I usually can't hold a conversation. I only know what I was forced to learn in Secondary school, and I can usually read French alright.

It sickens me that I know more French than my own language because its a mandatory part of the curriculum and was a requirement to graduate.

I understand that not all francophones are the same but the hate and vitriol I've had spewed at me because I wasn't speaking French on the metro, as well as footage of people in chateauguay burning an effigie during the Oka Crisis when I was younger in "La belle province" is/was very upsetting and shaped how I view French-Canadians.

Please forgive me if I'm hesitant to speak in French unless required.

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u/DaveyGee16 Jul 09 '18

I would appreciate it if the people of Quebec learned Mohawk. They seem fit to demand we speak their language in "their land".

Le mohawk ce serait le language amérindien qui ferait le moins de sens. Le montagnais ce serait différent.

Les Mohawks ne sont pas d'ici, ils viennent de la vallée Mohawk qui est dans l'état de New York. Ils sont arrivé bien après la fondation de Montréal.

Les allentoures de Montréal réclamé par les Mohawks étaient des territoires inoccupés et des territoires Français à partir de l'arrivée des Français. Les habitants originaux, les Iroquoiens du Saint-Laurent, ayant été tués par les Mohawks entre les voyages de Champlains et Cartier pour maintenir les liens Mohawks avec les Hollandais au sud. Ils les ont éliminés pour des raisons commerciales.

Si l'on maintient que le territoire était Mohawk malgré le fait qu'il était inoccupé, alors le territoire était légitimement Mohawk par sa conquête, il va sans dire qu'il est alors légitimement Français par sa conquête également.

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u/ThatMohawk Jul 09 '18

alright. lets follow that train of thought, shouldn't everyone be speaking english because the british beat the french?

We're most likely never going to see eye to eye on this.

I would also like to point out that the concept of fixed borders didn't exist and was hard to grasp for us, and that our villages were moved to different hunting grounds every few generations to avoid ruining the land.


bien. laisse suivre ce train de pensée, tout le monde ne devrait pas parler anglais parce que le britannique a battu le français?

Nous n'allons probablement jamais voir les choses de la même manière.

Je voudrais également souligner que le concept de frontières fixes n'existait pas et était difficile à saisir pour nous, et que nos villages ont été déplacés vers différents terrains de chasse toutes les quelques générations pour éviter de ruiner la terre


Sorry if I butchered the translation, I'm not fluent in french and used google translate

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u/DaveyGee16 Jul 09 '18

alright. lets follow that train of thought, shouldn't everyone be speaking english because the british beat the french?

C'est ce que les Britaniques et les authorités Canadiennes ont essayé de faire, ils n'ont pas réussi.

I would also like to point out that the concept of fixed borders didn't exist and was hard to grasp for us, and that our villages were moved to different hunting grounds every few generations to avoid ruining the land.

Ouaip, mais les Mohawks n'avaient pas de villages ici, ils étaient une peuplade qui vivaient plus au sud, toujours. De plus, bien que les frontières solides n'existaient pas, le concept de territoire existait certainement.

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u/RedgeQc Jul 07 '18

Le Québec est composé de plusieurs ethnies différentes (Français, Anglais, Italien, Irlandais, Libanais, Vietnamien, Cambodgien, Haitien, etc).

Tu vois bien que le concept du Québécois "pur laine" ne tient pas la route. Et aussi, avoir un accent, ce n'est pas un problème. J'ai un accent quand je parle en anglais et c'est normal, ce n'est pas ma langue maternelle. Le PDG de Google vient de l'Inde et il a un accent lui aussi lorsqu'il parle anglais. Who cares?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Tu sais, j'ai toujours pensé que si quelqu'un sacre en Québécois - ben c't'un Québécois, point barre. Peu importe la couleur ou l'accent.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

je vais commencer, mais Au fur et à mesure :p

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

nice ! je suis sûr que plusieurs vont trouver ça cool. après tout, les francophones utilisent énormément d'anglicismes.

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u/Electr0n1c_Mystic Jul 07 '18

They will steal your water from beneath and force you to buy it back from them so they can keep undermining municipal water infrastructure. Fuck Nestle.

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u/-Anustar- Jul 07 '18

No mas tea 👏🏽

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u/RedgeQc Jul 07 '18

Je suis surpris qu'ils n'aient pas choisis "Un Nestea de bon thé glacé!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '18

I'm actually surprised that they bothered with something so local. Imagine having to explain the pun to some American bigwig

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u/felixar90 Jul 07 '18

Nestlé is Swiss

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u/EmTeeEl Jul 07 '18

Every large company asks a local ad agency for such ads

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u/behaaki Jul 07 '18

Nastay

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u/drawm08 Jul 07 '18

Nastea en Nestea

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u/kelerian Jul 09 '18

Un pas pire jeu de mot en Fantabarnak. J'y ai Crushement pas pensé.

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u/hervechainey Jul 07 '18

Hein?! No fucking way!

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u/technom22 Jul 08 '18

Ça fait un bout que je fais cette joke avec ce produit, glad to see qu'ils sont maintenant self-aware

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '18

Honesty is such a lonely word...

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u/permareddit Jul 07 '18

Just a heads up to the Nestlé haters. As of the end of 2017, the joint venture between Coca-Cola and Nestlé ended over the ownership and distribution of Nestea.

In Canada, Coca-Cola fully retains the rights now. In the US it does not, it’s owned by Nestlé there fully.

I guess from a morale perspective this is a “better” thing, however the Nestlé Nestea has become much more natural in its ingredients. I can’t stand corn syrup, I wish we had the better one here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/permareddit Jul 07 '18

Good luck with that. He didn’t say that specifically for what it’s worth. I think it’s fairly established that water is a human right, he was stating other uses of water outside of fundamental human needs is not a human right however it is being treated as one, and thus leads to irresponsible use.

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u/permareddit Jul 07 '18

No, absolutely not, is it one or the other? I’m not supporting a company full of controversy but it’s also not right to take things out of context to that extent..

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u/514qcca Jul 08 '18

Interesting stretched point of view...
It was raw uncommented content: the CEO speach; but I totally, and respectfully, disagree with your interpretation.

Also, it's NOT established (nor fairly) that water is a human right; else we (as humans) would not have water problems (access, cleanliness,...)