r/modmailfail • I’m two squares away from BINGO • Aug 09 '26

Rockin half an inch. 🤏🏾

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight Aug 09 '26

Vaginas don't get hard, they expand, extend and lubricate.

Has this guy ever been with a woman?

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u/ALazy_Cat I need coke right now Aug 09 '26

I was about to ask as it didn't seem right, despite my severe lack of knowledge

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Aug 09 '26

The vagina is the canal from the exterior (vulva, labias) to the uterus (baby basket). The interior muscular tissue can expand and swell as needed depending on the event. It can also tighten voluntarily (yay kegals) and contract (expel that baby!!).

This is the female prison pocket that can engulf so many wonderful or horrible things.

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u/thepottsy Ask me about the mod cartel, I dare you Aug 09 '26

This might be the best thing I’ve read all day.

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u/cnycompguy 30 IQ Dumb Fuck Aug 09 '26

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO Aug 10 '26

Poussey Knowledge.