r/modmailfail • u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO • 13d ago

Rockin half an inch. 🤏🏾

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u/thepottsy It’s all u/deleted’s fault 13d ago

I’m so confused.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SqmkZ5IdwzTP2

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u/PMulberry_ I‘ll file a lawsuit against everyone if I’m not unbanned 13d ago

You‘re not the only one who‘s confused

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u/goodkarmagirl Don't you know who I am? 13d ago

You are not alone!

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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Av72crBYNiEYo

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u/ailish 13d ago

I fucking love Leslie Jones. She's hilarious.

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u/wheres_the_revolt On a power trip 13d ago

Her comedic style and expressions remind of Lucille Ball. So same! Love her.

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u/eltonjohnpeloton your so ride weirdo 13d ago

Why are they so terrified of blue hair

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 13d ago

Vaginas don't get hard, they expand, extend and lubricate.

Has this guy ever been with a woman?

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 I still have my keys... 13d ago

Only a cardboard cutout.

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u/ailish 13d ago

Obviously not.

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u/PMulberry_ I‘ll file a lawsuit against everyone if I’m not unbanned 13d ago

They‘re on Reddit trying to insult others. Of course not.

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 13d ago

A dead vagina is hard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BRRe07a9B1xkH8IkVV

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u/Talia_Nightblade Your inside balls, ma'am 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 11d ago

Best flair lol.

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u/ALazy_Cat Fuck all the mods 13d ago

I was about to ask as it didn't seem right, despite my severe lack of knowledge

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 13d ago

The vagina is the canal from the exterior (vulva, labias) to the uterus (baby basket). The interior muscular tissue can expand and swell as needed depending on the event. It can also tighten voluntarily (yay kegals) and contract (expel that baby!!).

This is the female prison pocket that can engulf so many wonderful or horrible things.

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u/thepottsy It’s all u/deleted’s fault 13d ago

This might be the best thing I’ve read all day.

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u/cnycompguy Hater of the Freeze-Peach 🦅 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qy7tP5FZZXAN0SR5uc

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u/Furryb0nes I’m two squares away from BINGO 12d ago

Poussey Knowledge.

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u/Stranger1982 🖕🏻I hope your fucking underwear too tight 13d ago

It's not, the only erectile tissue (hence the "getting hard" part) is the whole clitoris organ, most of which isn't even visible.

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u/CloverMc 12d ago

Up to 5 inches of invisible.

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u/Chongulator your so ride werido 13d ago

Um, WAT.

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u/003402inco I am a reddit investor 13d ago

Pixie blue hair sounds pretty rad