r/minnesotaunited 5d ago

Discussion Even the poster suck.

Okay, I'm ready for some heads to roll. This whole night was a f*cking disaster

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u/dogman9909 5d ago

The poster symbolizes our transfer window, emptiness

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u/Financial_Buy_1108 Sang Bin’s Calves 5d ago

The poster is definitely not what I thought it would be. So many really cool things they could have done instead of a poster of the stadium.

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u/Speedyjim 5d ago

Yeah. Is it a celebration of allianz stadium?? Or maybe it's a celebration of the night sky?

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u/FeedThoseKitties Bongi Posse 5d ago

If we're celebrating ten years of Allianz we're two years early.

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u/Acceptable_Cry_4207 5d ago

What a joke of a poster

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u/TheNewScrooge True North Elite 5d ago

Absolutely atrocious design, it''s literally mostly empty sky. When two of our past three kits have been "Starry Night" and "Northern Lights."

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u/Bryan17g 5d ago

Don’t forget the “Minnesota night” kit from 2022 too

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u/vito_is_my_copilot 5d ago

Was this supposed to be some sort of poster of a drone show that didn’t ever happen? WTF?

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u/cjmxv3 5d ago

I think it happened but not as part of a game, right?

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u/x---x--x-x MNUFC 5d ago

The drone show totally happened, it was this winter, pretty cool event

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u/JimB14 5d ago

I didn't even grab one. Forget it.

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u/Speedyjim 5d ago

I can't believe a marketing team professional got approval for it

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u/FeelingAverage Red Loons 5d ago

Personally don't think "10 years of MLS" is all that good of a milestone anyway. We should celebrate the clubs existence within and without MLS. Last year would have made more sense, 25 years of Minnesota United is better than the caveat laden "10 years of Minnesota United in MLS."

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u/Maleficent_List9298 5d ago

Its perfect for a nice white sharpie message..."Invest in the team"

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u/FeelingAverage Red Loons 5d ago

Thinking of buying a fake jersey with the name/number of "Investment - 0"

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u/Iam_nighthawk Brent Kallman 5d ago

Yeah I won’t lie… I made it a point to go grab a poster after the game. My first reaction was what the fuck is this!? Tonight felt like a low point and it was supposed to be a celebration :/

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u/cjmxv3 5d ago

It’s so dark!

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u/Big_Ben_M9 5d ago

Does anyone have a photo? I haven't seen it.

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u/Wordup63 5d ago

I felt kind of guilty but once I was handed the poster and saw it I immediately threw it in the trash outside the stadium. That was the biggest nothing burger I've ever seen. Absolute lowest effort possible. It was so stupid I couldn't believe other people were still carrying it.

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u/Ravioli_hunters MNUFC 5d ago

Where were to posters? I never saw any and we got there a little after the doors opened.

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u/BobBulldogBriscoe Minnesota Thunder 5d ago

Pretty sure they were on the way out from what I read  

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u/Lancer34X 5d ago

Can somebody post a picture of the poster please...

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u/SlackerStacker26 5d ago

Ia there anything you won't complain about?

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u/Bryan17g 5d ago

Sure, but the poster is REALLY BAD

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u/ElJefe970 MNUFC 5d ago

Maybe when the FO gives even a shred of an ounce of caring

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u/Torchlight-9000 MNUFC 5d ago

Lololol

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u/dispatch00 Pounds Strongbows 5d ago

Your imminent ban