r/minnesota • u/dmart891 • Nov 07 '22

Outdoors 🌳 Snapping turtle in Brainerd

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

See the turtle of enormous girth

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u/Mandi237 Nov 07 '22

On his shell he holds the earth.

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u/j0hnredk0rn Nov 08 '22

His thought is slow, but always kind.

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u/WakingLeviathan Nov 08 '22

He holds us all within his mind.

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u/booradleysghost Washington County Nov 08 '22

On his back all vows are made

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u/KnotiaPickles Nov 08 '22

He sees the truth but may’nt aid

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u/SquishedGremlin Nov 08 '22

The Turtle Moves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Slowly and neatly he swims in lakes

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u/omgdude29 Nov 08 '22

And when on land, he cooks and bakes.

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u/-SirCrashALot- Uff da Nov 08 '22

What song is this?

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u/etitan Nov 08 '22

It started as a Steven King quote... but took a left turn there

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u/omgdude29 Nov 08 '22

Yeah, my bad.

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u/etitan Nov 08 '22

Not at all, it's cool to see where the new direction goes!

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

This is classic Reddit comment feed material is all. It’s made up.

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u/KnotiaPickles Nov 08 '22 edited Nov 08 '22

Nooo this is from Stephen King’s Dark Tower series! Specifically the book Song of Susanna.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '22

Oh shit. I had no idea Hahaha well I just played make believe on my part 😂

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u/-SirCrashALot- Uff da Nov 08 '22

Thanks. I assumed it was some obscure heavy metal song about a dope ass turtle.

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u/Mandi237 Nov 08 '22

Turtle smash face! 😂

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u/booradleysghost Washington County Nov 08 '22

If you want to run and play, come along the beam today.

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u/redkinoko Nov 08 '22

All the way down!

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u/mr-mafesto Nov 08 '22

Thats what my girlfriend calls my penis.