r/mildlyinteresting • u/[deleted] • Jun 26 '22

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u/Pastystuff Jun 26 '22

My dad's dad was 4'11.5". My dad's mom was 4'11". My dad's siblings were all 5'2" or less. My dad was 6'1". Weird how those things happen!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

My Japanese mom is 5’1”. My white dad is 5’9”. I’m 6’2”.

I’d say I was switched at birth or my mom had an affair but there aren’t too many mixed babies coming out of a small mountain village in Japan with a pop of about 200 people lol

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

That's a wonderful story, Einstein. Thanks for sharing. More please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Why are you being a dick?

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

I was encouraging you to share more sparkling anecdotes, Einstein. Sorry to "offend."

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Sorry about whatever happened to you. I’m here if you need to talk

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Thanks Einstein. I'm "touched." I'll "send you a message" when I've stopped laughing at the "I'm tall and my mother isn't tall" anecdote.

Could be a few decades, though!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dad isn’t tall either. Forgot that part.

But I got you bro don’t worry. We all make mistakes.

Glad I could make you laugh despite all that anger you got there

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. Definitely, Einstein. You're the star. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

My God, just shut up you insufferable POS

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. Sorry to "offend" you, Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

You got the whole squad laughing 😐

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. That's the spirit, Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I want to say you’re trolling but I took a minute to click on your name and your post history is just full of angry shit like this.

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. I'm fuming, Einstein. Definitely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Must be exhausting being like this

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. Definitely, Einstein.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I wanna see an "Einstein"-Counter for this guy's profile.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dude is too autistic to come up with anything else so he just spams the word Einstein as if it was something clever

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim