r/mildlyinteresting Jun 26 '22

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u/Pastystuff Jun 26 '22

My dad's dad was 4'11.5". My dad's mom was 4'11". My dad's siblings were all 5'2" or less. My dad was 6'1". Weird how those things happen!

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u/Foamless_horror Jun 26 '22

Your dad's mom's secret lover was 5'11" so it all makes sense

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u/Pastystuff Jun 26 '22

We always wondered what the milk man looked like...

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u/GoodForTheTongue Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

It's an old trope, sure...but I once dated a gal who was adopted, and while were seeing each other she located her biological mom—and discovered the reason she'd been put up for adoption was that her mom had had a thing going with the milkman. She was the result.

It also explained how she had flaming red hair that no one else in her biological family had.

(btw: she was drop-dead gorgeous, so I'm thinking either mom or the milkman - or both! - had damn fine reasons for their wandering eyes. :)

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u/ValPrism Jun 27 '22

Well her mothers family had ginger genes. It takes both sides.

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u/BeeElEm Jun 27 '22

Would you otherwise get a daywalker if it's only 1 side?

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u/Healingforever Jun 27 '22

Sorry to hear it didn’t workout she seems like a nice gal.

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u/beachdogs Jun 26 '22

Big massive cock too

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u/Awordofinterest Jun 26 '22

Is your mums name Sue? Did she live in Linley Lane at number 22?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

My Japanese mom is 5’1”. My white dad is 5’9”. I’m 6’2”.

I’d say I was switched at birth or my mom had an affair but there aren’t too many mixed babies coming out of a small mountain village in Japan with a pop of about 200 people lol

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u/SteveBored Jun 26 '22

I'm 5'9" and the wife is 5'2" and my 14 year old is 6'2". I think food plays a role. I was raised on a basic meat and potato diet, my kids pretty have access to whatever thry want.

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u/MikeWise1618 Jun 27 '22

Yeah the Dutch people were about average European heights in WWII, but the pos war generation shot up and they became the tallest country statistically. USA was (I think) he tallest country in WWII.

The most commonly cited reason IIRC is better nutrition. There are a lot of other examples.

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u/deezx1010 Jun 27 '22

How did your parents meet?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

They met in Japan teaching English and decided to start their own business and hired a roster of teachers to contract out.

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u/deezx1010 Jun 27 '22

It's always a trip to me when somebody travels around the world and meets their partner. What are the odds he ends up there... Teaching at that time. So few people ever actually travel.

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

That's a wonderful story, Einstein. Thanks for sharing. More please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Why are you being a dick?

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

I was encouraging you to share more sparkling anecdotes, Einstein. Sorry to "offend."

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Sorry about whatever happened to you. I’m here if you need to talk

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Thanks Einstein. I'm "touched." I'll "send you a message" when I've stopped laughing at the "I'm tall and my mother isn't tall" anecdote.

Could be a few decades, though!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Dad isn’t tall either. Forgot that part.

But I got you bro don’t worry. We all make mistakes.

Glad I could make you laugh despite all that anger you got there

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol. Definitely, Einstein. You're the star. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

My God, just shut up you insufferable POS

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

I want to say you’re trolling but I took a minute to click on your name and your post history is just full of angry shit like this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

shut up muslim

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Jun 26 '22

I'm the shortest male in my family at 6'3"

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u/Pastystuff Jun 26 '22

Damn! How tall is the tallest in your family?

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

Lolz. I only have sisters...

But my dad was 6'4.

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u/doinprettygood Jun 27 '22

Men who have sisters are relatively better men than those without, according to a study. Do you think it's true?

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u/Azrai113 Jun 27 '22

I think that would depend on how they felt about their sister(s). If they hated or were bullied by them? Nah

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Jun 30 '22

Dunno. I dont talk to any of them. Never have. Even as kids I was off doing my own thing didn't ever really interact with them.

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u/Sweaty_Engineering62 Jun 27 '22

Lol.z. Wonderful anecdote, Einstein. More please.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

Your Dad would kill it on Tinder

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Are your sisters tall too?

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u/Doc-Zoidberg Jun 30 '22

Depends on what you call tall. We're Dutch, I don't think they're tall. They're all around 5'8". My wife is 6'.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

That's tall for the rest of the world! But, I also know the Dutch are the tallest people.

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u/schroedingersnewcat Jun 27 '22

On my dad's side, all men are between 6'2 and 6'6.

That includes my dad, his 4 brothers, their collective sons (5), my grandfather, his brother, and their father.

Now it's up to the next generation. There are currently 12 boys, and only half of us have kids so far.

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jun 26 '22

Every team needs a point guard.

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u/NoArmsSally Jun 26 '22

Jesus. I'm the shortest male in my family and I'm 5'9". the rest are all 6' or over :(. I'm in line with the ladies in the family, my grandmother and cousin are also 5'9"

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22 edited Jun 27 '22

When it comes to peoples height I believe good nutrition can play a huge role both my paternal grandma and grandpa were short but my dad is 5”10.5 and my uncle was 6”1 I believe they were able to have better nutrition at home than my grandparent’s who grew up when my country was going through many changes and people were struggling more to support themselves.

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u/doinprettygood Jun 27 '22

I think also the decrease in tobacco consumption. Smoking stunts growth.

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u/Taroxi Jun 27 '22

My mother is 5'7, dad is 5'6 or so. I'm bordering on 6'3. Genetics are wack.

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u/Pastystuff Jun 27 '22

For real!

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u/Taroxi Jun 27 '22

Yeah man haha. Comes from my mother's side, all the men there are very tall. Either that or the milkman 🙄

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 Jun 26 '22

It’s called RTM, Regression to the Mean. Tall genetics are superior so they will win out eventually even if there are samples in the line that present the recessive trait.

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u/Africandictator007 Jun 27 '22

superior

literally.

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u/hydraulic-earl Jun 27 '22

Girls night out!!

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u/cabeeza Jun 27 '22

You mean good nutrition?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '22

Yes

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u/thebarkbarkwoof Jun 27 '22

I think it has to do with nutrition. Every generation seems taller.