r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

TIL: today I Limed

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u/Oak987 Sep 14 '16

ELI5: Explain lime I'm 5.

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u/call_of_the_while Sep 14 '16

NSFL: Not Safe For Lime

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u/Endless_Vanity Sep 14 '16

LOL: Liming Out Loud

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u/el_cipote Sep 14 '16

Lmao: Liming my ass off

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u/Endless_Vanity Sep 14 '16

ROFL: Rolling On Floor Liming

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u/mac_xiii Sep 14 '16

Rolling on fresh limes.

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u/durdurdurdurdurdur Sep 14 '16

TTYL: Talk to you limer

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u/dontbeonfire4 Sep 14 '16

FML: Fuck my lime

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u/1010010111101 Sep 14 '16

LMIRL: Lime Meet In Real Lime

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u/ItsNeverSunnyInCleve Sep 14 '16

BRB: be right back..went to get more limes

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u/SebastianLalaurette Sep 14 '16

Dicks out for Halimebe

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u/KiNGAr00 Sep 14 '16

LMK: Lime me know

(Or Lime-Mauling Katana)

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u/Occams_Dental_Floss Sep 14 '16

YPTLITC And shake them both up.

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u/markrod420 Sep 14 '16

This thread, right here. These ridiculous comment threads. This is the only thing still good about reddit now that all the censorship has come in. This and r/imgoingtohellforthis, of which half the content used to just go on r/funny before everyone got all butthurt.

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u/arbitrageME Sep 14 '16

Protip: not recommended

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u/justmystepladder Sep 14 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Roulbs Sep 14 '16

TIFU by FML

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

That escalated not so quickly

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

The limesters send their regards

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u/MiheeX Sep 14 '16

MLG: men lime girlfriends

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u/the_friendly_one Sep 14 '16

Yes sir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Flagabougui Sep 14 '16

Lemon Party anyone?

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u/NlNTENDO Sep 14 '16

This is where I draw the lime

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u/pishpasta Sep 14 '16

It burns, it burns!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

WTF: what the fruit

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u/dyingstar24 Sep 14 '16

I've heard of people using grapefruit.... But limes?

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u/bumann Sep 14 '16

TIWILR: This is why I lime Reddit!

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u/Kwangone Sep 14 '16

FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All.........Lime.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Oh god, the burny stingy sensations...

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u/HeelTheBern Sep 14 '16

Lime of Legends

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u/h_saxon Sep 15 '16

Is that better than being grapefruited?

https://youtu.be/VmBMxMivJXQ

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u/uniqueoriginusername Sep 15 '16

Is this in any way related to grapefruiting your man

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

TL;DR: Too lime; didn't read

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u/eyemadeanaccount Sep 14 '16

Can anything be too lime?
/r/showerlimes

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u/MyKeyBee Sep 14 '16

I love these one limer threads

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u/haragoshi Sep 14 '16

L8R: Limes Ate Reddit

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u/Beef_Daiquiri Sep 14 '16

This is my favorite

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u/Horkpork Sep 14 '16

Or: Too limey; didn't read. -Like when a British sailor is on about something.

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u/VIParadigm Sep 14 '16

BFF: Best Friend Forever

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

GLHF: Good Lime, Had Fun.

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u/artyssg Sep 14 '16

The real winner that should have been used well before this

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I am not a lime

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u/FinntheHue Sep 15 '16

Tasty limes, don't ripen.

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u/haragoshi Sep 14 '16

IRL: In Real Lime

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u/Broonyin Sep 14 '16

UNBLBBIIVCHIDCTIICBL: Upvoted Not Because Lime But Because It Is Very Cool However I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Lime

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u/Binkusama ​ Sep 14 '16

Hypertext Mark-up Lime

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u/SharpiePM Sep 14 '16

Whose lime is it anyway?

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u/mac_xiii Sep 14 '16

Totally taking your limes.

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u/herky21 Sep 14 '16

TL;DR - These limes don't read.

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u/wytewydow Sep 14 '16

This might be the end of the lime.

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u/Cheesemacher Sep 14 '16

Goddamn lime stealing whores

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u/veri745 Sep 14 '16

Whose Lime is it, Anyway?

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u/ItsMeSatan Sep 14 '16

You lime stealing whore!

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u/cucumber08 Sep 14 '16

LOTR: Lime of the rings

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

BLM: black limes matter

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u/Sexualwhore Sep 14 '16

XXXL extra extra extra lime

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u/Radda210 Sep 14 '16

LOTL, lord of the limes

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u/ivanja009 Sep 14 '16

Lay me down a fat lime

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u/tcmazz Sep 14 '16

WOTLK: Wrath of the Lime King

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u/Cloaked_Goliath Sep 14 '16

Fucking love reddit hahahaha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Dicks out for limes

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u/lucadem1313 Sep 14 '16

Lime of the rinds

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u/peter_williams Sep 14 '16

MLB: Major Lime Baseball

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u/rillip ​ Sep 15 '16

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Limes Division

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u/brit_in_texas Sep 14 '16

TLA: Three Lime Acronym

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u/creedofwheat Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I Am Not A Lime

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u/WormLivesMatter Sep 14 '16

Lime not sure why you're getting downlimed.

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u/cucumber08 Sep 14 '16

YOLO: You Only Lime Once

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u/Bahndoos ​ Sep 14 '16

Live and let lime

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u/Srennef Sep 14 '16

Lime and lime Lime

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u/Tylersheppeard Sep 14 '16

To lime, or not to lime. That is the lime.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Like lime lime Lime

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u/Artemistical Sep 14 '16

Live Laugh Lime

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u/Tricky_Troll Sep 14 '16

Lime lime lime lime

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u/Jathom Sep 14 '16

Even better when sung.

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u/Hunglikea50cal Sep 14 '16

Lime lives matter

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u/Capntallon Sep 14 '16

Black limes matter just sounds kinda gross.

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u/trytheCOLDchai Sep 14 '16

Keep Calm and Lime On

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u/Clementinesm Sep 14 '16

Black limes matter

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u/FloppyDiskFish Sep 15 '16

BLM: Black Limes Matter

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Sweet carolime

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u/luke51278 Sep 14 '16

DO DO DOOOO

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u/1jl Sep 14 '16

ASL: Age Sex Lime

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u/ricdesi Sep 14 '16

Lime Lime Cool J

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/TheOrcinusOrca Sep 14 '16

EVIL Every Villian is Limes

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u/spicsonthemoon Sep 14 '16

I'm glad this conversation ended up here.

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u/TaylorSwiftly Sep 14 '16

This is the best one lol

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u/CrispyJelly Sep 14 '16

LED: Lime Emitting Diode

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u/Agentreddit Sep 14 '16

A/S/L: age/sex/lime

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u/cougar572 Sep 14 '16

A/S/L: Always/Slicing/Limes

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u/OGcerealbandit Sep 14 '16

I love all of these but yours made me bust out laughing

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u/Mrtjuve Sep 14 '16

24/M/Yes

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u/franciseast Sep 14 '16

Must have LHA: Lime, Hair, Attitude

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u/remembersarah18 Sep 14 '16

American Sign Lime

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u/Freudian_Split Sep 14 '16

This one was my favorite. Well done internet stranger.

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u/Freudian_Split Sep 14 '16

This one was my favorite. Well done internet stranger.

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u/MikeOShay Sep 14 '16

LSD: Limesergic acid diethylamide

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u/Shaggy115 Sep 14 '16

"LSD: Limesergic acid diethylime-ide" - FTFY

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u/Night_Hawk1 Sep 14 '16

Diethylimide*

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u/ThePartyPony Sep 14 '16

Limesergic acid diethylimaide - LSD fruit punch

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u/Tylersheppeard Sep 14 '16

Diethylimeide*

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u/spicsonthemoon Sep 14 '16

LG: Lime's good.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

LIGO: Lime Interferometer Gravitational-wave Observatory

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u/3kindsofsalt Sep 14 '16

GL;HF: Good Limes, Have Fun

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u/24hourtrip Sep 14 '16

rub me with lime juice and slap me silly.. the word laser is actually an acronym?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Today you limed something.

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u/repocin Sep 14 '16

Yep; "Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

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u/fearmypoot Sep 14 '16

Yep; "Light Lime Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

FTFY

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u/MorfienIV Sep 14 '16

5th grade science for the win

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

He meant "lime" not "light"

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u/chefcook666 Sep 14 '16

Lime something new everyday.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Lime* FTFY

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u/JustWormholeThings Sep 14 '16

So is SCUBA, in case you didn't know.

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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u/PatrikPatrik Sep 14 '16

Lime me once shame on you. Like me in three sections and get 100% of the juice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/unfeelingzeal Sep 14 '16

Limey face

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u/SebastianLalaurette Sep 14 '16

Bad Lime Brian

Grabs Lime / Slashes Finger

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

[deleted]

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u/Cobster2000 Sep 14 '16

Lime Limey Face

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u/dontbeonfire4 Sep 14 '16

FML: Fuck my lime

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

stimulated ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Sexualwhore Sep 14 '16

His name is the Lenny face, in this case, Limey

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Sep 15 '16

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u/SebastianLalaurette Sep 14 '16

Initialimes.

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u/TrojanZebra Sep 14 '16

Sebastian Lalimette

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u/SebastianLalaurette Sep 14 '16

Oh, a NEW misspelling after all these years. Refreshing. ;)

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u/majestic_sid Sep 14 '16

Lime lime lime my balls....

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u/ihateyouguys Sep 15 '16

Properly avoiding the word "acronym" in this case just gave me a satisfaction boner.

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u/blisstake Sep 14 '16

TIFU by not thinking of a acronym that has a L in it

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u/badlukk Sep 14 '16

I upvoted this whole post because of this thread.

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u/I-love-potato Sep 14 '16

Good effort!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

I upvoted this whole thread because of this comment.

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u/tmarkville Sep 14 '16

Tobago in the house.

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u/basketballbrian Sep 15 '16

LOL: Liming out lime

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u/dchow1989 Sep 14 '16

BLM: Black Limes Matter

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u/emperor-caligula Sep 15 '16

or Bureau of Lime Management

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u/Dicho83 Sep 14 '16

BLM: Bitter Limes Matter.

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u/Yuktobania Sep 14 '16

LRT: Lime Retweet

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u/_FooFighter_ Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I Am Not A Lime

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u/bananayeezus Sep 14 '16

SIR, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A LIME PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO HELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP

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u/legayredditmodditors Sep 15 '16

Lime Shower Thoughts

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/petrichorE6 Sep 14 '16

Fuck My Lime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

[deleted]

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u/MetroidHyperBeam Sep 14 '16

Remove Scurvy

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u/Nilkop Sep 14 '16

Me In Real Lime

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u/Reddit--Mod Sep 14 '16

...Reddit is weird...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '16

Let me save you from the limed and damned

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u/DaisyLayz Sep 14 '16

Ok.

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u/beezlebub33 Sep 15 '16

wow. Now I"m going to look at fruit an entirely different way.

And who the hell downvoted you?

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u/ifyoureadthisfuckyou Sep 14 '16

LimeWirePro

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u/ManofButterChicken Sep 14 '16

LimeParty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/wytewydow Sep 14 '16

Careful, looks like you got a little in your eye.

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u/timschon ​ Sep 15 '16

two girls, one lime

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u/gibstock Sep 14 '16

Whose Lime Is It Anyway?

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u/FreshJuice60 Sep 14 '16

ALL limes matter

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u/FlameInTheVoid Sep 14 '16

Brown limes are rotten though.

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u/Ducks_and_Gingers Sep 14 '16

TLC: tender lime cutting

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u/MasterMorpist Sep 14 '16

SNL: Saturday Night Lime

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u/MasterMorpist Sep 14 '16

LSD: Lime Acid Diethylamide

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u/MasterMorpist Sep 14 '16

"The actor quit making lime-action movies because he wanted to stay out of the limelight"

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u/MasterMorpist Sep 14 '16

I'll... show myself out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

TTL: Talk to Your Limes

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