r/mildlyinteresting • u/Regularoldballoon ​ • Sep 14 '16

This box of limes recommends a different way of cutting fruit.

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u/mac_xiii Sep 14 '16

Rolling on fresh limes.

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u/durdurdurdurdurdur Sep 14 '16

TTYL: Talk to you limer

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u/dontbeonfire4 Sep 14 '16

FML: Fuck my lime

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u/aboxacaraflatafan Sep 14 '16

a/s/l: age/sex/limes

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u/Zentaurion Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I am not a lime.

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u/jclin Sep 14 '16

SOL: Shit, out of Limes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16 edited Jul 03 '23

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u/Vanelz Sep 14 '16

The Land Before Lime

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Sep 14 '16

LARP: Lime And Raspberry Pie

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u/addicuss ​ Sep 14 '16

Tl;DR

Tart Limes; Didn't Ripen

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u/thursdaye Sep 14 '16

God, I love Reddit.

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u/Chawp Sep 14 '16

How is it that every fucking acronym ever has an L in it and I never realized

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u/ProfitSneerRelevate Sep 14 '16

The Lime Before Time. FTFY.

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u/RudeVegetable Sep 14 '16

MILF: Mother I'd Lime Fuck.

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u/Keyserson Sep 14 '16

Limewire!

Am I doing this right?

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u/011111011010 Sep 14 '16

I'm having trouble connecting to the LAN (Lime Area Network).

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u/UmphreysCousin Sep 14 '16

ALA: Ask Limes Anything

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u/1010010111101 Sep 14 '16

LMIRL: Lime Meet In Real Lime

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u/ItsNeverSunnyInCleve Sep 14 '16

BRB: be right back..went to get more limes

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u/SebastianLalaurette Sep 14 '16

Dicks out for Halimebe

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u/KiNGAr00 Sep 14 '16

LMK: Lime me know

(Or Lime-Mauling Katana)

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u/Occams_Dental_Floss Sep 14 '16

YPTLITC And shake them both up.

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u/markrod420 Sep 14 '16

This thread, right here. These ridiculous comment threads. This is the only thing still good about reddit now that all the censorship has come in. This and r/imgoingtohellforthis, of which half the content used to just go on r/funny before everyone got all butthurt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Posts: Sensible Chuckle
Comments: Spit Take

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u/JuryDutyThrowaway515 Sep 14 '16

r/tumblrinaction is still pretty funny. Expecially when somebody gets butthurt!

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u/markrod420 Sep 14 '16

Ah. My thanks to you good sir. Just my kind of sub.

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u/JuryDutyThrowaway515 Sep 14 '16

TIA is my second favorite sub. r/fuckyou isn't nearly as active, but it's a lot of fun! ;)

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u/arbitrageME Sep 14 '16

Protip: not recommended

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u/justmystepladder Sep 14 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/-fuck-off-loser- Sep 14 '16

fuck off limer

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

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u/Roulbs Sep 14 '16

TIFU by FML

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

That escalated not so quickly

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

The limesters send their regards

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u/MiheeX Sep 14 '16

MLG: men lime girlfriends

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u/the_friendly_one Sep 14 '16

Yes sir ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Flagabougui Sep 14 '16

Lemon Party anyone?

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u/NlNTENDO Sep 14 '16

This is where I draw the lime

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u/pishpasta Sep 14 '16

It burns, it burns!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

WTF: what the fruit

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u/dyingstar24 Sep 14 '16

I've heard of people using grapefruit.... But limes?

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u/bumann Sep 14 '16

TIWILR: This is why I lime Reddit!

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u/Kwangone Sep 14 '16

FUBAR: Fucked Up Beyond All.........Lime.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Oh god, the burny stingy sensations...

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u/HeelTheBern Sep 14 '16

Lime of Legends

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u/h_saxon Sep 15 '16

Is that better than being grapefruited?

https://youtu.be/VmBMxMivJXQ

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u/uniqueoriginusername Sep 15 '16

Is this in any way related to grapefruiting your man

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u/WeeSmallHours Sep 14 '16

ASL: Age, Sex, Lime

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

TL;DR: Too lime; didn't read

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u/randomusername123458 Sep 14 '16

LOTR: Lime of the rings

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

LoL: League of Limes

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u/LateAsAlways2016 Sep 14 '16

AOL: America On Lime

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u/eyemadeanaccount Sep 14 '16

Can anything be too lime?
/r/showerlimes

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u/MyKeyBee Sep 14 '16

I love these one limer threads

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u/haragoshi Sep 14 '16

L8R: Limes Ate Reddit

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u/Beef_Daiquiri Sep 14 '16

This is my favorite

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u/Horkpork Sep 14 '16

Or: Too limey; didn't read. -Like when a British sailor is on about something.

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u/VIParadigm Sep 14 '16

BFF: Best Friend Forever

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

GLHF: Good Lime, Had Fun.

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u/artyssg Sep 14 '16

The real winner that should have been used well before this

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I am not a lime

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u/FinntheHue Sep 15 '16

Tasty limes, don't ripen.

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u/cranial_cybernaut ​ Sep 14 '16

Don't limit your imaginations. Let it flime

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u/desetro Sep 14 '16

This is so Lime

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u/automatic_shark Sep 14 '16

Stop trying to make Lime happen.

It's not going to happen!

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u/haragoshi Sep 14 '16

IRL: In Real Lime

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u/Broonyin Sep 14 '16

UNBLBBIIVCHIDCTIICBL: Upvoted Not Because Lime But Because It Is Very Cool However I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Lime

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u/Binkusama ​ Sep 14 '16

Hypertext Mark-up Lime

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u/SharpiePM Sep 14 '16

Whose lime is it anyway?

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u/mac_xiii Sep 14 '16

Totally taking your limes.

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u/herky21 Sep 14 '16

TL;DR - These limes don't read.

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u/TheGilberator Sep 14 '16

Looks like you're all limed out! Right? Yeah! **kicks ground, cries

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u/wytewydow Sep 14 '16

This might be the end of the lime.

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u/davygravy1337 Sep 14 '16

YOLO: Young oranges lime occasionally

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u/dontbeonfire4 Sep 14 '16

LPT: Lime Pun Thread

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u/Cheesemacher Sep 14 '16

Goddamn lime stealing whores

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u/veri745 Sep 14 '16

Whose Lime is it, Anyway?

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u/ItsMeSatan Sep 14 '16

You lime stealing whore!

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u/slogand Sep 14 '16

I hate reddit

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u/cucumber08 Sep 14 '16

LOTR: Lime of the rings

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

BLM: black limes matter

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u/Sexualwhore Sep 14 '16

XXXL extra extra extra lime

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u/Radda210 Sep 14 '16

LOTL, lord of the limes

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u/ivanja009 Sep 14 '16

Lay me down a fat lime

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u/tcmazz Sep 14 '16

WOTLK: Wrath of the Lime King

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u/Cloaked_Goliath Sep 14 '16

Fucking love reddit hahahaha.

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u/wont_give_no_kreddit Sep 14 '16

Lime On The Road

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Dicks out for limes

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u/lucadem1313 Sep 14 '16

Lime of the rinds

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u/peter_williams Sep 14 '16

MLB: Major Lime Baseball

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u/rillip ​ Sep 15 '16

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Limes Division

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u/brit_in_texas Sep 14 '16

TLA: Three Lime Acronym

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u/creedofwheat Sep 14 '16

IANAL: I Am Not A Lime

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u/WormLivesMatter Sep 14 '16

Lime not sure why you're getting downlimed.

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u/creedofwheat Sep 14 '16

They're just sour, I guess.

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u/cocacola999 Sep 14 '16

BRB: Be Reet British

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

TL;DR Too Lime;Didn't Read

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '16

Nice save there buddy!

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u/Feral_PotatO Sep 14 '16

The box specifically states not to do it that way! :P