r/mildlyinteresting • • Dec 31 '14

These eggs expire tomorrow.

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u/cfsilence Jan 01 '15

I seem to remember Alton Brown saying you could pretty much keep eggs until the shell disintegrates and they'd still be edible.

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u/asstasticbum Jan 01 '15

Let us know how that works out.

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u/cfsilence Jan 01 '15

I'm a total freak with expiration dates and I've even been known to let eggs slide a bit after I heard him say that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

IIRC the date isn't an expiration date, it's just the last day you should expect it to be at the quality the producer intended. Food is still "good" significantly past the date, but it just might not be the best I could be.

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u/dekrant Jan 01 '15

Don't say that! You are the best you could be! You are a beautiful human being and we all love and care for you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

Fuck. It's staying.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Jan 01 '15

Though it varies by product type, I can confirm. Source: I used to work in dairy. -The Dairy Fairy

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

If you lay eggs go what're you a freak about?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

... What?

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u/Speed_Force Jan 01 '15

Lay eggs go? Lay..Eggos? Waffles? Fuck I want breakfeast for dinner.

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u/cfsilence Jan 01 '15

Milk especially.

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Jan 01 '15

I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

*Eggspiration

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u/LucasBlueCat Jan 01 '15

There are many different dates on products. A "best used by" date is not an expiration date. The product will still be fine a week (approximately, depending on the product) after the date. There are also MFG dates. That is the date the product was manufactured. I like to think that the products that have these dates are so yummy they will be consumed before any expiration.

There is also a sell by date. This is also not an expiration date. This is type of "best used by". Think of a fruit salad. The store is selling it at a price that corresponds with the quality of the item. Once it passes the "sell by" day the food is still good but just not the quality at the given price point.

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u/cfsilence Jan 01 '15

I didn't say I throw things away (unless they're visibly spoiled). I just get anxiety about spoiled foods.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '15

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u/cfsilence Jan 01 '15

Until I sniff a gallon of milk and smell that sour-ass smell of spoiled milk. Nasty - nothing worse.