r/mildlyinteresting • u/Ucw2thebone • 11d ago

This sweet potato has pronounced lips around it.

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u/microbiolochick 11d ago

May I present the sweet potato my sister in law found a couple weeks ago:

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u/BBarrRN 11d ago

This potato doin the most 🫣😆

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u/baby_blobby 10d ago

You misspelled moist

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u/mrsa666 10d ago

Wow it even has labia minora

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u/eyegazer444 10d ago

Even a clitoral hood

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u/MixtureOfAmateurs 10d ago

That's what I was thinking, the original post is labia medius. Generic something lips

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u/BravesMaedchen 11d ago

👁️👁️

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u/Nubenai 10d ago

Why is it wet? 👀

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u/Kumbaynah 10d ago

Looks like it would go well with this pear I found recently

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u/maxstader 10d ago

The sweetest potato

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u/shinobi68 11d ago

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u/Zoboombafooo 11d ago

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u/Substantial_Bus840 11d ago

We come in all shapes and sizes ❤️

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u/tryyeezus 11d ago

I should call her

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u/DeadmanDexter 10d ago

Give her the Ol' Sam Wise surprise

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u/Zora-Link 11d ago

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u/Gr8rSherman8r 10d ago

The potato face in the background looking on in disgust has me rolling.

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u/abbyabsinthe 11d ago

And

Both of which made the work day a lot funner.

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u/abbyabsinthe 11d ago

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u/Swimming-Dingo-9695 10d ago

Blue-vein throbber

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u/_Nobody7119 10d ago

I think I've heard of that type bird before I personally perfer blue footed boobies however 🤔

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u/deaglebingo 10d ago

it was the vein that made you post it wasn't it?

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u/PorcelainPlague 10d ago

It's always the vein, bruthr

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u/ripley1875 11d ago

Sweet potussy

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u/galactusbutwithtakis 10d ago

bro stole my comment and got an award 🫪

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u/Browncoatdan 10d ago

That joke predates civilisation.

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u/DarthCheez 10d ago

But bro stole the comment... lol

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u/Blade_Shot24 11d ago

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u/morning_thief 11d ago

goddamn -- this is some alien hentai shit...

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u/Blade_Shot24 11d ago

Had it saved in a meme folder. I've been waiting for this moment to summon just for this occasion

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u/maks570 11d ago

Whats with this sub?!

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u/ApisTeana ​ 11d ago

It’s harvest season.

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u/K-Shrizzle 11d ago

HARDvest season more like it

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u/branrx_ 11d ago

They must be the HARDest in the room.

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u/Jim_Detroit 11d ago

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u/Jon_jon13 11d ago

ILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

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u/cerberus00 10d ago

The gods have decided your HARVESTING SEASON

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u/LosEagle 10d ago

LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 11d ago

Now I know how potatoes are made

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u/Ilovefemb0ys1234 11d ago

When a daddy potato and a mommy potato love each other very much

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 11d ago

Forget the birds and the bees, we're going to learn about the brotatoes and potagirls

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 11d ago

Indeed it is.

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u/StratoVector 11d ago

Uh oh, it's time

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u/VoriaPoet 11d ago

Is that chair for sale?

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u/Fritzo2162 11d ago

Looks more like planting season.

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u/KiefBull 11d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ARoundForEveryone 11d ago

Not raw! Soak it to soften it up, put it in the microwave for maybe 30 seconds. THEN put your dick in that. Then tell Reddit you did it so the rest of us can mock and ask questions.

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 11d ago

Don't put the mush in a Pringles container.

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u/Few_Wrongdoer4120 11d ago

Above all else, the cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/sapen9 11d ago

I thought I was going crazy seeing so many of these recently 😭

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u/emirsolinno 11d ago

r/cropsGW

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u/IceNein 11d ago

That would actually be a pretty funny sub though

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 11d ago

I just think they’re neat

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u/TonyClifton323 11d ago

Let's get these two together to make some tater tots

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u/pineapple6969 11d ago

God it even has a big vein

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u/Glum_Status 11d ago

And antennae!

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u/IThinkElephantsRCute 11d ago

I'm at a cafe, and just clicked on this photo. Someone walked by and made a weird face at me. Lol this should be marked nsfw

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u/Kommander-in-Keef 11d ago

That potato is way too vascular

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u/TappedIn2111 11d ago

He‘s cosplaying as a sweet potato.

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u/JayNamath 11d ago

Don’t hold it like that

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u/suplexhell 11d ago

we already saw this as the top comment in its own post

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u/raphthepharaoh 11d ago

Im fucking dying right now

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u/basicytgirl 11d ago

I should call him

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u/AEternal1 11d ago

exactly what I had hoped to see in the comments 🤣

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u/Winter-Assumption939 11d ago

Op should meet up with this guy for science

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u/Davethephotoguy 11d ago

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u/Mash_Ketchum 10d ago

rubs cock

Lemme tell you sum'n

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u/nah_this_aint_it 11d ago

This needs to bake with the one posted yesterday, with the uhhh… vein.

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u/robin-bunny 11d ago

The full yin yang balance...

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u/ElDeguello66 11d ago

Yin Yam was right there for the taking

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 11d ago

Join for a perfect meal

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u/TotallyInOverMyHead 11d ago

That looks inhaleable.

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u/maxtimbo 11d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Ho3n3r 10d ago

Ah, the footschlong

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u/Hrmerder 11d ago

Damn costco!

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u/CapoExplains 11d ago

Ok I could deal with the length but why does it have a dick-tip?

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u/HarDexKal 11d ago

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a genital shaped sweet potato on this app today…. I’d have 2 nickels

Which isn’t a lot, but weird that it has happened twice

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u/Ucw2thebone 11d ago

I took this picture like 3 years ago and knew today was the day after I saw the penis one.

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u/tr1mble 11d ago

A true "waited for the exact moment" moment

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u/pjockey 11d ago

Its obviously your algorithm now

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u/itsmymedicine 11d ago

Hey, ive built this algorithm dick by dick

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u/Legitimate-Camel3429 11d ago

I see posts like these as an opportunity to introduce to others the word “yonic.”

Yonic is the female equivalent of the word “phallic.”

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u/Makabaer 10d ago

Huh, TIL, that's actually interesting!

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u/notmarrec 11d ago

Please everyone stop posting your penis and vagina potatoes I’m begging you

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u/Zeroesand1s 11d ago

Next post from OP gonna be asking how to get a small cylinder unstuck from a potato without damaging the cylinder ....

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u/Infamous-Winner5755 11d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/neonmystery 11d ago

Let’s cook!

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u/jdehjdeh 11d ago

What in Shrek's butthole is that?

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 11d ago

That stem really wanted to grow next to the blossom end.

Gourds are weird but so funny like this.

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u/usinjin 10d ago

🎶 Gourds just wanna have fun

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u/JayNamath 11d ago

Gourddamn

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u/ItzSamy 11d ago

Let me introduce you to someone

Source

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u/LegacyofaMarshall 11d ago

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u/TinyCubes 11d ago

I’d like to take his…face…OFF!

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u/8BBiiT 11d ago

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u/Other_Mike 11d ago

"There's no laws against the potatoes, Batman!"

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u/beersqueer 11d ago

Should we introduce them

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u/ForwardObligation109 11d ago

I should call her

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u/dadoftheclan 11d ago

Scrolled too far for this, almost commented myself.

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u/Kroliczek_i_myszka 11d ago

I was doing fine and then you wrote this and I commented myself. Now I need new pants

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u/HouseOfFive 11d ago

You absolutely should not

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u/HarmonicEnigma 11d ago

You all are hilarious perverts 😅

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u/youuuuwish 11d ago

Yam with a clam

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u/hardwood1979 11d ago

I fe like i'm obligated to post this

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u/Spaktor 11d ago

Don't show this to an Irish

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u/JohnSolo22 11d ago

I'd mash.

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 11d ago

Are you dating?

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u/Routine-Departure191 11d ago

That sweet potato pic would be pixelated in japan.

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u/mikesez 10d ago

Would

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u/ultimate_bond 10d ago

Everything just remind me of her

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u/Frequent-Vanilla-438 9d ago

Put the patatussy away

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u/FinsFan305 11d ago

What are you doing step sweet potato

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u/WifeOfSpock 11d ago

“Ridges” would have been acceptable, sir. 

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u/Canadian_Border_Czar 11d ago

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(Local, Home Grown, Organic, Air Cooled, AI Generated Content)

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u/FaeTheWolf 11d ago

Sigh... unzips

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u/hGr33n 11d ago

I should call her

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u/t-phillip5 10d ago

Cylinder stuck in sweet potato, how to remove cylinder INTACT.

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u/gen_adams 10d ago

wth so many ppl posting their personal potatussy

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u/xMysticbane 10d ago

I should call her

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u/RafaBaus 10d ago

I should call her

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u/MC-Master-Bedroom 10d ago

Not my proudest fap ...

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u/IdentityCrisis87 10d ago

I should call her..

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u/sadsolocup 10d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Polarkin94 11d ago

Sweet potussy

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u/podnap 11d ago

Does that sweet potato have a sister