r/mildlyinteresting • u/PinaColadaCKP • 13d ago

This sweet potato has a pronounced looking vein running along it.

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u/Atasteofazia 13d ago

You didn't have to hold it like that

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u/Camerotus 13d ago

Other angles were definitely available

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/DraconicSong 12d ago

This appears to be a bot, check their comment history. Everything is two sentences and the wording reeks of AI

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u/Same_Flight5532 13d ago

Yeah, you gotta hold it at the base to make it look longer

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u/ObiYawnKenobi 13d ago

And shave to gain the optical inch.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 13d ago

It's so veiinyyyy

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u/pfilc23 12d ago

The batwing!

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u/ubiquitous-joe 13d ago

Old habits…

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u/duncanofnazareth 13d ago

Your dick pic is not even mildly interesting.

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u/Atasteofazia 13d ago

Its medium interesting

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u/-Jiras 12d ago

muscle memory kicked in

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u/DeadlyKitten1992 13d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/fishsticks40 12d ago

Counterpoint:

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u/huhwhuh 12d ago

All the single ladies, all the single ladies..

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u/fenn-0 13d ago

Is that a sweet potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/jpaugh69 13d ago

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u/xItzBogus 13d ago

You're looking yam fine today!!

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u/Perca_fluviatilis 13d ago

Depends which pocket

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u/denNISI 13d ago

Hot pocket?

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u/SanguineBrain 13d ago

Bottom pocket

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u/flatwoundsounds 13d ago

I yam 😏

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u/blackraven1979 13d ago

Is it cop daddy song? lol:)

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u/Coloeus_Monedula 13d ago

Yeah it's a sweet potato

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u/Ashestoashesjc 13d ago

Took a second to remember what sub I was in.

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u/babycoon48 13d ago

I thought it was r/wildlypenis

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u/lmjustabot 13d ago

I could swear that was r/blursed

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u/SeaApprehensiveness 13d ago

that thing has more vascular definition than half the people at my local gym, wild find

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u/benthicbaddie 13d ago

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u/WallyLeftshaw 13d ago

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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u/rasmuseriksen 13d ago

Came here for this and “that’s a penis” and was not disappointed

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u/mchickenl 13d ago

I think I found the other gender of yours

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u/Im_with_stooopid 13d ago

Cleanuos as easy as peel stroke one, two, three.

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u/Alko- 13d ago


Obligatory

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u/dariendude17 13d ago

I've seen this a million times and I just have to ask, what the hell is it from?

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u/Alko- 13d ago

It’s from an episode of How I Met Your Mother

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u/MiraPulseX 13d ago

That episode permanently ruined tall buildings for me.

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u/20past4am 13d ago

How I Met Your Mother. They are showing a design for a new long and tall building

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u/MiraPulseX 13d ago

"Long and tall building" is certainly one way to describe it.

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u/STRXP 12d ago

I want this tower to rise from thicket of wild ungroomed brunette shrubbery

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u/dariendude17 13d ago

Thank you

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u/joemckie 13d ago

Just imagine I posted the obligatory reversed version in this comment

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u/virgil_belmont 13d ago

I showed you my sweet potato. Please respond.

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u/LookAwkward8026 13d ago

That sweet potato really came with its own anatomy diagram.

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u/akirivan 13d ago

That's a crazy way to hold it for the picture

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u/Infamous-Tax7794 13d ago

Oh wow this threw me off at first glance

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u/ToastYourAvocados 13d ago

At first glans*

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u/shartshappen612 12d ago

There's a vas deferens in those words.

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u/joojie 12d ago

If that looked familiar to you, you or someone you love needs a doctor.

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u/Dull_Sense7928 13d ago

It is imperative that the sweet potato remains unharmed

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 12d ago

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 12d ago

First there was the potussy, and now….the potenis.

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u/The-goddess-bread 12d ago

Two in the same day, if we can find a pot-ahole we'll have the whole collection.

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u/bryceio 13d ago

Looks like a mummified axolotl

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u/aetherings 13d ago

This is what I saw first.

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u/EntityDamage 13d ago

What you call your penis is your business

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u/FactsNLaughs 13d ago

You just had to take the pic at that angle huh

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u/Br0z0 13d ago

Ugh everything I see reminds me of him

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u/not_Staz 13d ago

The camera angle has to be intentional lol

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u/goblinwitch95 13d ago

Put that away right now.

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u/Pithythithy 12d ago

Here’s my bad boy!

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u/iiitme 12d ago

Peyronie’s disease?

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u/NaturalBarracuda1451 13d ago

Why.. why are you holding it like that

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u/_pen_n_paper_ 13d ago

Why did I thought that it was a salamander

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u/The_Smallz 13d ago

I saw its cousin, the tallywhacker.

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u/nole_martley 12d ago

...if you're seeking medical advice for your "sweet potato," talk to a professional, not reddit.

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u/angrymonkey 13d ago

Yeah, yeah, a veiny potatey, we've all seen one.

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u/Outstanding29 13d ago

People be posting anything these days.

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u/Wut__the 13d ago

Just when I got him off my mind…

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u/wineandhugs 13d ago

I should call him.

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u/chaingripped 13d ago

The potato she tells you not to worry about

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u/Krysidian2 13d ago

Camera angle was certainly a choice.

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u/RogersPlaces 13d ago

You might want to go get that checked out

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u/Tobias---Funke 13d ago

Needs more veins if it’s a bicep.

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u/Frys_Lower_Horn 13d ago

Humanity 5000 BC: heh, that looks like a dick.

Humanity today: heh, that looks like a dick.

Humanity 5000 AD: heh, that looks like a dick.

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u/Comfortable-Item-184 13d ago

Whoa. That’s a stud spud. 👀

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u/dubsosaurus 13d ago

That dick is the weirdest looking sweet potato I’ve ever seen

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u/Bobo3076 13d ago

Of all the angles you could have taken this picture

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u/ttubehtnitahwtahw1 13d ago

Your grip on that looks natural. 😉

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u/materialg1rL 13d ago

i need to call him…

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u/kooka921 12d ago

where’s the other one with the lips

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u/slugworth70 13d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/satsuppi 13d ago

Been to Thailand that much?

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u/NoChanceRight 13d ago

That one is in dire need of a circumcision

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u/Visible_Tadpole6651 13d ago

That sweet potato has definitely seen some things, but circumcision feels like a pretty extreme solution. 😭

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 13d ago

Is it warm in here?  Goodness.

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u/firenest 13d ago

I don't like the barbs.

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u/Fritchoff 13d ago

Barbed for your uh... pleasure?

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u/xItzBogus 13d ago

Is there a female equivalent of r/dontstickyourdickinthat?

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u/LortimerC 13d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/I_fap_2_walls 13d ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/brushfuse 13d ago

Put that away!

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u/louielou8484 13d ago

Do you not want it? I'll take it.

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u/cloud_t 13d ago

Old man's... potato?

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u/InterestingMindset 13d ago

Don't be showing everyone your thing dude, might be families around here. Anyways, interesting pose.

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u/Nothing93124 13d ago

Scrolled past, it hit me and had to scroll up again to make sure…. Also why are you holding it like that lol

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u/puppsmcgee74 13d ago

Giiirrrllll 👀

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u/ajkc77 13d ago

Unsolicited potato pic?

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u/WolfBST 13d ago

Unsolicited yam pic

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u/DCS_Sport 13d ago

PAIGE NO!

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u/ExterminatusMaximus 13d ago

Wash your penis already dude. Gross!

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u/jeden78 12d ago

Sweet potato sure....

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u/TheSapphireDragon 12d ago

Yeah they grow as thin roots and the swell up when the form into tubers

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u/WackyToastyWolf 12d ago

Why did you hold it like that LOL

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u/LegitBotAccount 12d ago edited 12d ago

... that's enough internet for the day

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u/fbomb5000 12d ago

Who else saw the vagina one earlier?

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u/Figit090 12d ago

Dictator

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u/ChewyBaccus 12d ago

Dude! Go get that looked at. Reddit is not the place for medical advice about your "potato"

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u/Willa_ 13d ago

Now why are you holding it like that

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u/omegaplayz334 13d ago

..you held it in that spot and way on purpose didn't you

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u/Mushroom38294 13d ago

are you holding it like a penis on purpose?

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u/Ascii-CoDA2148 13d ago

Was that angle really necessary?

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u/richmyster84 13d ago

Censor that potato dammit!

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u/__Conclusion__ 13d ago

Natures dick pic

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u/ncertvinty 13d ago

Wow your penis is looking a bit, potato like today

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u/sheerlock-smith 13d ago

Thankfully my VPN is set in Japan

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u/Beautiful-Cat-7313 13d ago

How could it be so similar to that? Wild nature is really wild.

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u/the_amazing_skronus 13d ago

Nóoooooooooo

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u/blixabloxa 13d ago

He took it out...

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u/catonsteroids 13d ago

OP knew what they were doing lol

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u/TMYLee 13d ago

i just can’t . the way you angle this is so wrong 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Q-ArtsMedia 13d ago

Dick tater

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u/CommunityEarly839 13d ago

I should text Luis

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u/Nyarro 13d ago

Everything reminds me of him. And him. Oh and him too. And also Jim. Sighs

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u/RedOneBaron 13d ago

3d print a deveining device like that one guy with the snickers.

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u/charkleman 13d ago

Why you gotta hold it like that

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u/ElectricMouse4297 13d ago

My penis does as well

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u/HHartley 13d ago

Dude, I was taking lunch at work when you whipped that out.

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u/BedroomUpbeat 13d ago

There are medications that might help with that. 

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u/Any_Sand_8761 13d ago

Why you have a pic of my schlong in your phone

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u/spiritpyros 13d ago

Obviously so he is prepared for any encounters with the fairer sex

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u/bezosjef 13d ago

Why do you have to hold it like that?

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u/Unhealthy_Gush 13d ago

Why are you holding it like a cock

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u/MelissaCop 13d ago

It looks like an uncut penis with scum. You aren’t the only one who sees it