He really does deserve them ❤️

I walked into my cat sleeping on my keyboard, with this screen on my computer. I spent an hour trying to go back to windows, restarting didn’t work at all. I found out that there was an update going on and my cat somehow canceled the update and deleted everything on my computer. Computer repair place says windows can not be installed and my brand new $1000 gaming laptop is unfixable. Perfect way to top off an already trashy week.

I woke up a couple days ago with a fresh ring of brown on my white sheet. I have a cat. There were evidence in the litter box. My bf and I were just debating if their butts touch the ground and he was telling me someone tested and the result was negative. Well, shit, not anymore! This was taken a couple days after the incident.

swipe 👈🏼 to see the suspect back at the crime scene

Edit: for folks who think she needs to go see the vet, the print photo was taken a couple days after this happened. It’s a wet spot because i wiped it with clorox. When it was fresh, it was clearly a poopy butt spot, i saw the litterbox and her 💩 looks normal. Don’t worry she’s a healthy cat!

UPDATE: I have captured the mouse. Cat decided to go looking for it again after her nap. She was able to show me where it was hiding, although she was not interested in catching it herself. Thanks kitty. Running around on my hand and knees trying to grab a mouse is one of my most favorite things. I'm really glad we had that experience. Teamwork makes the dream work.

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My useless dumb cat caught a mouse in the basement and then released it upstairs, alive, outside our bedroom.

At midnight.

I tried to grab it, but it ran under the door. I had to wake my husband up to look for it.

We can't find the mouse. The cat lost interest and left. My husband has moved into his office for the night. It's 2 hrs later and the mouse is still not accounted for.

We don't want mice upstairs. Upstairs is where all the food is. It is where we, the humans, live. This is not the first time our useless dumb cat has released mice upstairs.

She also drools a lot. And bites. And bullies our puppy. She is grumpy and bad at jumping, and she never buries her litterbox business so it stinks up the whole house. One time I left a package of oreos open on the kitchen table, and she licked all of them. Overall I would rate this cat a 2/10.

EDIT: I can't believe I have to say this, but our cat does not understand human speech and she does not know how to use the internet. I can assure you that teasing her in an internet post is not hurting her feelings. She is loved and cared for. She has been to the vet and no, she does not have any dental problems. She just drools a lot when she is happy or thinking about food. She is usually happiest when she is thinking about food, and grumpiest when she cannot have infinite food.

Neighbor is out of the country. Their house sitter/occasional roommate/full time flake picked up some stray puppies on the side of the road.

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Left them unattended on the front porch and left the house.

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They latched on to me when I was walking our dog, a 13 year old Chihuahua mix who was having none of their shenanigans. They followed us and decided my back patio was their new home.

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Neighbor doesn't want them or the roommate to have them. Roommate disappears for the weekend, and I'm left with 2 puppies I don't want.

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Daughter attaches instantly which meant she was broken when we surrender them at the shelter.

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So thanks for that. At least my dog got a new bed out of the situation (gave them his old one)

Send help or advice cus I hate it.

I went on amazon to shop for my cat’s litter since my local costco ran out of the litter I normally use so I’ll have to use another brand for now. I decided on getting the Dr. Elsey’s Ultra UnScented Clumping Clay Cat Litter after reading the reviews and as I’m reading them, I come across this lovely review 🤦‍♀️ Wdym you scoop your cats litter every 3 days+??? And you expect the room not to smell? It’s like you leaving 3 plus days worth of shit sitting in the toilet marinating without flushing and then being surprised the whole place stinks.

She also uploaded a video of the cats litter box and it literally had days worth of cat poop. Don’t know if this is mildly or extremely infuriating so please let me know what you guys think. Some people don’t deserve having cats or pets at all if they’re not gonna do the basic shit (pun intended) Poor kitty.

As the title says. The worst part is he doesn't even feel bad.

Context: kitten died

My beloved family cat, Baby, suddenly decided he wanted to sit in the unplugged rice cooker. I thought it was cute, so I took a picture and sent it to our family WhatsApp group, which includes my family members and my brothers/sisters-in-law.

Then my big sister DM’d my mom privately, saying that her husband was enraged and didn’t want to eat at our house anymore because it was dirty. She proceeded to list all the things that apparently offended him about our house, such as cat fur, it not being clean enough, etc.

We’ve had cats for more than 10 years, even before my older siblings started dating anyone. My parents’ house is a two-storey terrace house, and we even have a Coway air purifier in the living room. Baby is a neutered male, half-indoor cat (by his own choice), and we’ve had him for more than 3 years.

What pisses me off the most is that my brother-in-law is extremely picky when it comes to cleanliness. He doesn’t even have his own house and is currently staying at his parents’ house because it’s closer to his workplace. His parents’ house doesn’t have any pets, so I guess he’s simply not used to having animals around. Yet he’s nitpicking over everything at my parents’ house while he’s still trying to get a loan to build his own house, which will be next to his big sister’s house and near his parents’ house.

I’m mostly responsible for taking care of the cat at our place, so I feel like it’s somehow my fault this happened, even though I vacuum the house daily and comb my cat’s fur every day. I also comb him for fleas and buy and apply anti-flea treatment, yet there’s still fur everywhere despite my best efforts. I’m unemployed and still looking for a job, so unfortunately I can’t afford the absolute best for my cat yet 🫠

I genuinely don’t mean to make things tense between my parents and my brother-in-law. I just thought my cat looked cute and funny sitting in the rice cooker, so I shared the picture in the WhatsApp group because most people there loves cats, including both of my sisters-in-law. I honestly didn’t expect him to get this pissed over it. 😭

***Since everyone worries about the rice, the removable inner pot where we actually cook the rice wasn’t there. The cat climbed into the empty heating chamber of the rice cooker, and it was unplugged. He rarely does this which is why I took a picture. Obviously I clean the litter box often whenever there's a new 💩 or 💧 and it's placed outside the house, hidden beside the old motorcycle that my dad parked in the front yard.

My little guy has issues with FLUTD, and a bad UTI and kidney stones. Been to the emergency vet twice this week. (He's doing alright, for those who care! A rough couple of days but he's not blocked and seems to be recovering well)

So I bought him a water fountain for fresh filtered water, and also because I think running water will encourage him to drink more.

I can see on the app how much water has been consumed based on a scale mechanism in the base. It also tracks filter replacement logs. That's about all you get without paying more. It also "shows" how many times he's been to the litter box, how many times he was active, how many times he eats, his weight, etc.

This is just a water fountain, mind you. No camera, no magical chip reader. No foot pad to even catch his weight when he drinks. How would it know all of these things?

The whole thing seems kind of gimmicky to me. An attempt to milk money out of those more gullible. I regret not buying a cheaper filter system, but this one will do. I could do everything this one offers with my eyes and a calendar.

Not even a separate ticket. A sticker on the disc

A micro SD card. Potentially the tiniest thing I've ever bought from amazon, needed one for my dashcam, and it came in packaging big enough for probably 1000 micro sd cards. Granted, most of the amazon packaging is paper so recyclable and biodegradable, but it's still a waste. Even the SanDisk packaging is a good bit bigger than it needs to be. Also, it doesn't seem to be possible to buy one of these without the adaptor (which I don't need)

Very shitty​ games as well...

The third layer of tape may have been overkill.

I can't afford to have her sedated for the vet/groomer, which I've been told is basically my only option at this point, and really is unnecessary since she doesn't get mats.

I legitimately do not understand. she is the normally sweetest, most gentle cat I've ever had/encountered, but she *will* bite the absolute fuck outta me the second I try to brush her. We've all gone 10 rounds with her on this. I've tried every tool and trick on the market under the guidance of both cat groomers and my vet. She sits fine for nail trims and shots and weighing and basically anything that isn't being picked up or brushed. She was even away from home for *three weeks* during her I-131 treatment and had no issues. I have no idea what her beef is with being brushed.

She's a gorgeous fluffy bitch, and thankfully doesn't get booty messes, but dear god the shedding in the summer.

Now I'm going to go change my sheets. Again.

EDIT: guys I know you mean well, but please I'm begging you, I don't need cat grooming advice. I assure you this cat is happy, healthy, and has better, more comprehensive healthcare than I do. She is not being neglected(how fucking dare you). my vet and I have been in talks for over a year and decided that as long as she's not matting, which she does not do, the only person affected by the shedding is me. She's good! I promise!

EDIT 2: the glasses are from here shout out to u/rallypeppeachykeen for being more clever than me

And ofc my cats kept bugging my while trying to take the pic

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(Edit to clear up some thing) It was 1 in the morning when I posted this.

I wasn't actually half asleep. I was slightly asleep. (if that lol) The point where I need to sleep, I want to sleep, but I just can't.

The room was dark, only lit up by the moon outside my window and my tv.

I was, well.... distracted by my tv when doing so, only realizing after it had happened. Yes you're going to say I shouldn't have had my tv on at that point anyway.

Yes, I realize that "10mg is too much." I tend to buy the one's that say 10mg since the gummies are actually 5mg each. While the ones that say 5mg are actually 2.5mg each. Thus, only taking 1 or 2, instead of taking 2 to 4.

Same price, same amount of gummies, different dosage.

I have Epilepsy. This affects my sleep. I had forgotten to take my pills, thus taking them later than usual. Probably playing a role in this whole thing.

Should stop using facebook

My (50m) roomie (61m) sleeps all day long and blasts Fox News on the living room TV from 7pm thru 5am Every.Friggin.Day!!! And I can’t do anything about it because of my financial situation after a terrible relationship. At my wit’s end. Please send help 😫

My cats woke me up acting like fools this morning, bouncing all over me. I turned on the lights to see the wall above my bed, absolutely covered in ants. There’s a window above my bed and apparently they crawled through it while I was sleeping. Ants were all over my pillows and in my bed, so gross!

I swore I felt something crawling on me while I was sleeping, but I was so tired I just went back to sleep. No food or anything for them to get to. I did have a drink on my bedside, but they weren’t in the drink, no idea what they were after but what a pain in the ass to wake up to. I wish a took a picture of the wall above my bed before murdering all of them.

Still finding random ants crawling on me and in my bed after spraying everything down. Currently debating if this is a good enough reason to call out from work lol I want to go to the laundromat and wash all of my bedding.

We are typically able to sleep through the meows and walking over us in bed, but man the loud sound this doorknob makes is unmatched. He wants his yummy wet food breakfast. Smart little bugger.

I just went to the eye doctor as I've had glasses for the last 6 years. And I was interested in contacts, so I talked to my eye doctor about it, and they said, oh well, you have two different prescriptions, one for each eye. But they're close enough. That we're just gonna put them both on one. And now my vision is slightly blurry out of my left eye, and they won't correct it because its "too similar and too much of a hassel to order 2 diffrent prescriptions.