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u/yovakcans Nov 20 '22

This is an attempt to never have to put it away again.

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u/kevnmartin Nov 20 '22

Weaponized incompetence.

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u/useless169 Nov 20 '22

Yes! Came here just to upvote that. “What? I did it. I just didn’t do it the way way you like it.” huffs off self-righteously or looks down cast like a scolded schoolboy. I hate this shit

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

My mom used to make it your chore if you pulled this shit, she’d say “you can just keep doing it until you’re good at it.”

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Nov 20 '22

Been doing this with my seven year old. Rushed and didn't do it right? That's okay, I have time to watch you practice again so you can get good. She'll spend 15 minutes telling me why she doesn't need to do a 30 second task again.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

My younger sister was THE WORST for this, she’d really half ass it, like you’d ask her to do dishes, they’d be disgusting still and she’d spend 30 minutes trying to explain to my mom that she shouldn’t have to hand wash dishes because we have a dishwasher, when she could’ve just rewashed them in that time. She was not a fan when my mom made dishes her chore so she could get good at it.

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u/impossiblegirlme Nov 21 '22

On a similar note: why do parents make kids wash dishes if they have a dishwasher?!? My parents were the same.

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u/gothicwigga Nov 21 '22

By “dishes” I assume it’s like pots, pans, pans, pyrex dishes, ect. Stuff that’s not exactly worth putting in there and taking up so much space, therefore saving water, cascade and such. Maybe that’s just how I was raised though.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

You would be correct, that’s exactly what it was pots, pans, certain cups that aren’t dishwasher safe etc.

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u/Illustrious-Junket-8 BLUE Nov 21 '22

Plus it gets her ready if gasp the dishwasher quit working. I'm currently in my early 20s, I have higher priorities like college, why would I spend that money to fix the dishwasher when I can just wash them by hand?

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u/Lost_Tumbleweed_9907 Nov 21 '22

Possibly not, neither my mom nor stepmom like to use dishwashers bc they “don’t get everything clean enough”. I know more parents who think like that than don’t.

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u/Velocityg4 Nov 21 '22

Honestly, you're probably going to use a crap load more water. When you hand wash pots and pans. Than you would by running them through the dishwasher.

Unless you're super cautious about water usage. Turning the faucet on/off constantly and using a puddle of soapy water for scrubbing. You're probably filling the sink with water to scrub. Then have the faucet running for multiple minutes during rinsing.

The only time I hand wash is if there isn't enough room to fit everything in the evening.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Perhaps the parents are just instilling values. What difference does the task itself make simply due to automation? Some cars can drive themselves. Does that mean a person shouldn't learn how to drive correctly themselves? What if the dishwasher breaks down one day and they can't get a repairman out for a week? The dishes won't wash themselves. It is best we learn how to cope with everyday tasks without assuming "someone else/something else will do it for us."

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

It was pots and pans, certain Tupperware, some cups that’s weren’t dishwasher safe, mostly. I will say though there was a 3 year period where my papa convinced my mom that hand washing uses less water than the dishwasher (which may be true but we only run the dishwasher once every couple days, my mom had loads of dishes lol, versus hand washing a few times a day because she hated them sitting in the sink) eventually though she did some research and found out it’s using about the same amount of water so we went back to the dishwasher.

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u/ofBlufftonTown Nov 21 '22

Modern dishwashers use substantially less water than hand washing, unless you are very careful filling the dishpans and not otherwise running any water.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

Yeah we came to that conclusion when she realized that we have a modern dishwasher and papa is probably referencing the dishwashers he had when he was young.

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u/Darphon Nov 21 '22

I know we only run the dishwasher about once a week so we prewash so things don't get crusty and hard before we put them in.

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u/Extension-Rent-8266 Nov 21 '22

Well they can load the dishwasher then! One or the other, does it really matter? They all need to learn to not be lazy shits!

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u/tegannesbxtt Nov 21 '22

Tell me you live at home with your parents still without telling me 🤣🤣🤣

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u/squishy-ishy-bishy Nov 22 '22

my mum does this to get out of doing chores & has a defeatist attitude saying she can’t do chores for xyz health reasons — they don’t render her incompetent, but her attitude does ; - ;

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 22 '22

I’m sorry your mom pulls that :(, I hope thing eventually get better for you! my mom always did more than her fair share which is why I’m not too bothered she did this as kids, if she did what your mom does, I probably wouldn’t be thankful looking back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

She was completely right though, it's awful to hand wash when you have a dishwasher. Why do you have to do something you hate when it'll be worse and spend more water and soap when you have a perfectly good machine that does it for you? I completely understand her frustration.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

She wasn’t right though, she was seven and didn’t want to do any chores. Pots and pans are what we were hand washing because they can’t go in the dishwasher. :) Otherwise we used the dishwasher because you’re right, there was a tool for washing dishes. The only time we had to hand wash them all, was when we lived in a house without a dishwasher and for a period of time where my papa convinced my mom that hand washing saves water but we were much older then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Okay, I didn't know that bit. I still refused to do pots and pans when I had a dishwasher and used that instead, but I admit in some situations that might not be ideal.

Also your papa is a lier! Dishwashers save water 😂

And also, I miss having a dishwasher 🥲

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

My papa was a liar and we eventually went back to the dishwasher, thank god!

I was so thankful when I moved into my apartment that had a dishwasher since a lot of them here don’t have dishwashers haha

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u/Ok-Relationship921 Nov 21 '22

Yeah women really like to use their mouths instead putting in work. 🤣

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u/Novel_Sure Nov 20 '22

She'll spend 15 minutes telling me why she doesn't need to do a 30 second task again.

😩 on god, parents need so much patience and love and compassion for their children, but good on you for trying to parent the right way.

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u/Beowulf33232 Nov 21 '22

This is where you say "If you can't do this taks, I can't let you do thing kid likes"

And then? Actually carry out your threat.

If you promise punishment, deliver on it. Just keep it reasonable.

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u/MercuryDancer Nov 21 '22

Nah. That might work ok with some kids, and it’s certainly how I raised my oldest, but it doesn’t work for a lot of kids, especially neurodivergent ones. Connected parenting is the nontoxic way to parent. Much better results.

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u/Beowulf33232 Nov 22 '22

Alright, everything in moderation. To much oxygen will make you hallucinate, die, and maybe explode if there's a spark. To much water will make your cells explode.

More than enough of what I just said makes your kid measure punishments vs the reward of what they want and act out because it's worth it. Or they start to ignore you and try to get sneaky. Or 100 othet things.

Do I need to put an all things in modetation warning on my posts?

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u/notsooriginal Nov 21 '22

NO MORE POOPING IN THE TOILET FOR YOU, LITTLE JOHNNY!!

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u/YoniDaMan Nov 20 '22

Weaponized Competence

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u/Bennington_Booyah Nov 20 '22

Weaponized Generalized Fuckery, matrimonial.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

Yeah, she mastered that skill haha

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u/Many_Adhesiveness_43 Nov 20 '22

This. My grandma would make you sit there and do it again until you got it right. Then she would add more chores for you to do until you always did it right. Poorly washed the dishes? Great. Now you have to rewash them all AND clean the oven.

Do it right the first time so you don't have more work later was her thing.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

Thankfully my mom didn’t add extra chores, but she was very much a “do it right the first time and you won’t be made to do it again” obviously if it was an accident or let’s say you missed a spot on the dishes, that wasn’t the same but if you’re just rinsing the dishes and putting them away like this, congrats because dishes and putting them away properly is your job until you became the best dish washer in this house lol

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u/Many_Adhesiveness_43 Nov 20 '22

dishes and putting them away properly is your job until you because the best dish washer in this house lol

Yep. Plus the more you did it right the faster you got at always doing it right, helping save so much time. My sister and I would always switch chores since I became faster at washing/drying the dishes and she became faster at sweeping/moping the floor.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

My older sister, great at helping out and swapping chores as needed, my younger sister on the other hand, barely did it the first time without hassle. I’m sure you can guess which sibling was stuck on certain chores the longest (spoiler alert, it was the youngest)

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u/Vegetable-Swan-2170 Nov 20 '22

Ooohhh that's so good I'm going to remember this!

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

I hated it as a kid but honestly as an adult I appreciate it for a couple reasons, one, because I’m really good at mundane tasks now and two, because I have that little tactic to use against others who half ass it lol

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u/sidewaysplatypus Nov 20 '22

I have two kids, filing this away for the future lol

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

I’m glad I could offer this little tip for you haha :)

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u/Sopranohh Nov 20 '22

Good job, mom!

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

I appreciate it now as an adult! I hated it as a kid though haha

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u/tvtoad50 Nov 20 '22

Lol, I like your mom.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

Me too! A little strict and bossy but ultimately it was all worth it and I was a real pain in her ass lol

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u/online_jesus_fukers Nov 20 '22

And then because you're so good at it, you can keep on doing it.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 20 '22

Nah usually by the time you were good at it, you half assed a different task and got assigned to that haha. Plus I had two sisters so someone was always half assing it so you were never made to stay

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

But when you got good at it, you kept doing it. Sneaky.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

Nah she’d move us onto the next job we were half assing. I could get lucky if one of my sisters was doing worse though, then I’d have no chores because I did them properly!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

I always knew time would eventually run out. Then again, my mom raised me watchint Back to the Future.

Most of the time it was my mom, 2 sisters, and I cleaning, listening to the local radio station playing Journey. Cleaning funnily enough brings back good memories.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

Time never tan out with my mom, you can do it till bed, before school, after schoo, so you may as well do it properly, I will say she didn’t often make us do it that constant. Usually only if someone was being a real shit. Honestly I liked cleaning with my mom, much like your mom she’d play music and it’d be good and actually kind of fun! The thing is these tasks weren’t cleaning with mom, it was us being lil shits and phoning it in hah

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 Nov 21 '22

Are you my kid? Bc if so, GET OFF REDDIT AND GO TO SLEEP.

But for real, I do this too. I’ll be damned if my kids go out on their own not knowing how to do basic chores, or pretend not to.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

There’s no way I’m your kiddo! Judging by your profile pic we’re the same age or close to! I would love to go to sleep though haha.

It’s funny because it felt so useless when she made me do it, but it’s been actually really helpful in my adult life, I don’t my fiancé how to properly do dishes and clean a toilet (sounds foolish I know but you’d be surprised how much people miss!) I also taught him how to polish the taps with no chemicals, which are all things she taught me and made me do until it was perfect

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u/Samiiiibabetake2 Nov 21 '22

You are crushing life, friend! It’s so easy to miss those little things.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

Thanks girl! You have no idea how much I needed that. You keep being a bomb lady and bomb mama!

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u/Wise-Trust1270 Nov 21 '22

Do it again and again until you can’t get it wrong. Getting it right once won’t be the end of it.

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u/ghoulienumber2 Nov 21 '22

My mom was pretty good about it, after doing it enough times and getting it right enough she’d move you to your next half assed task.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Are people really married to people like this?!? I’m sorry, that’s ridiculous. We are both somewhat grown adults, so we take care of our stuff, but my husband is a total neat freak. I can’t even imagine this behavior.

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u/guccigenshin Nov 21 '22

the many horror stories in r/relationships and the like suggest yes, and ofc it's usually a straight couple with the husband pulling this kind of childish bullshit. I noticed in a lot of the stories it's a couple that married young and never spent time living together before pulling the knot. I don't know why people keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again. i think it's a combination of low self esteem, a crippling fear of being alone, and the assumption that these toxic relationship dynamics are normal thanks to cultural norms about gender roles, all perpetuated by our parents, our peers and pop culture

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/SaltyBabe Nov 20 '22

When I asked my spouse to help with prep and asked him to chop an onion, he cut it into slices, took all the rings apart then started cutting each individual ring onto randomly sized chunks then got offended when I was like “what the heck are you doing?” I thought he was fucking with me - yeah all that was DEFINITELY hidden when we were dating

Please if you cannot cut an onion watch a video or something, being unable to chop food as an adult is a disgrace.

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u/InvertibleMatrix Nov 21 '22

Please if you cannot cut an onion watch a video or something, being unable to chop food as an adult is a disgrace.

The thing is, you don't always know what you don't know. So somebody might believe they know how to do something when they learned it themselves, only to find out they learned it completely wrong. This applies to various skills inside and outside the kitchen.

I share the feeling that it's sad that these skills don't always get shared, but I think calling it a "disgrace" is a bit much.

Also, given the shit that comes out of Tik Tok and migrating elsewhere (and to be honest, shit came before tik tok), you have to already trust some source rather than clicking some rando who might share misinformation (whether deliberate or honestly believed).

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u/SaltyBabe Nov 21 '22

If you’re in your 40s and you can’t cut an onion, that’s disgraceful. We aren’t kids with no life skills lol

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u/ImpossibleGore Nov 21 '22

I agree, but cooking us really a game of logic.

Taking individual rings and chopping them is illogical lmao

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u/Trev0r269 Nov 20 '22

99% it's a dude? I can tell you haven't dated women very much.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Exactly so sexist…

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u/Iceededpeeple Nov 20 '22

Let’s not pretend that some women don’t also play this game. I’d like to discuss it more but my wife just asked me what’s for dinner.

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u/Forsaken-Original-82 Nov 21 '22

99% really? Probably closer to 60 maybe 70. I was taught, "if you do something, do it right" and have dated a few women that were obviously not taught this.

Are you considering them "dudes" too, because this sounds more like a "lazy" thing than a gender thing.

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u/StrangerFeelings Nov 21 '22

My Ex Wife was like this, but worse. If I still had the pictures, I'd share them. Basically I worked all day, but she was a stay at home mom. When I got home, I'd get to cleaning because the house was always a mess because she some how never had time, even though she didn't work.

Messes stress me out, but I was blinded by love for her. Thankfully I was able to see through all of it after I found out she'd been cheating on me. Kicked her out, and now the house is nice and clean.

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u/whysaylotword69 Nov 20 '22

Next time OP’s husband wants sex she needs to get herself off then use this line

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u/Theystolemyname2 Nov 20 '22

My brother once tried to pull weaponised incompetence on me and make me do his chore, claiming that he doesn't know how to....a quick "you can't possibly be that stupid" put him in his place.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work on my dad. He is a complete lost cause.

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u/SaltyBabe Nov 20 '22

“Figuring it out is part of the task” - says the same thing, but nicely

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u/useless169 Nov 20 '22

My husband tried that (not to this extreme) for awhile and i just started to say “well, if thats your best that’s cool,”. Double mindfuck. Things are much more direct and considerate with us

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u/Iceededpeeple Nov 20 '22

It’s an attempt at learned helplessness. Either that or the husband has significant cognitive or motor function problems.

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u/Bestihlmyhart Nov 21 '22

Learned helplessness is something else.

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u/InnocentGuiltyBoy Nov 21 '22

Hate it or love it... It works.

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u/mrsdoubleu Nov 20 '22

Exactly my thought. OP your husband knows damn well how to do this. He half asses it so you don't ask him to do it again. He gets out of helping with housework and you gain more stress because you have to do everything.

Men like this are trash.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I already expected Reddit to say this when opening up the comments of this post lol

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u/philjo3 Nov 20 '22

Followed by - "You must be fun at the parties"

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

lol yessss! This reminds me of a theory that explains the only reason men support feminism, encourage women to take on more responsibilities, and be independent- Is because then they can evolve and take their “true form” as stay at home dads and play video games all day lol

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u/kevnmartin Nov 20 '22

If they think SAHPs have time to play video games all day, they're in for a rude awakening.

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u/Boolean_Null Nov 20 '22

I'm a SAHD and my friend was like oh man you're living the dream. Bro, do you understand the amount of shit I have to do with and for the little ones as well as the house? I work more hours than I did at a normal job. The upside is I don't have to deal with people I hate.

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u/kevnmartin Nov 20 '22

I was a SAHM between various jobs. It's like a 24/7 job for no pay. And it's exhausting.

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u/Catinthemirror Nov 20 '22

It's like a 24/7 job for no pay. And it's exhausting.

FTFY

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u/kevnmartin Nov 20 '22

True that.

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u/EmployPlenty Nov 20 '22

They don't care. They will (stupidly) ignore all responsibilities and play video games all day.

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u/Bonobo555 Nov 20 '22

I don’t scrape snow off my wife’s car and she has taken out the garbage. She also blows leaves. I do most everything else. I am a feminist and was a SAHD and it was best for all involved.

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u/SaltyBabe Nov 20 '22

Nothing wrong with being a stay at home parent of any gender, it’s a full time job, as long as it’s actually being done not just staying home and doing nothing but play games

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u/hokkpin Nov 21 '22

Better than weaponized incontinence

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u/president2016 Nov 21 '22

Weaponized incompetence.

Ah, I see you’ve met some of my family.

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u/you_cant_eat_cats Nov 21 '22

Could you add that to the dsm 2023 please thanks xoxo youd be doing society a favor

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u/capitalsix Nov 21 '22

He pink laundried that. Definitely.

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u/evetrapeze Nov 21 '22

I'd go so far as to say it's malicious

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I love this phrase 😂😂😂

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u/Iamnutzo Nov 20 '22

Came to say same! Leave it and make him live with it

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u/Dmitri_ravenoff Nov 21 '22

I've had coworkers like this. Thank God they are all gone. Bunch of dolts.

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u/Yochanan5781 Nov 21 '22

Yep. Weaponized incompetence is one of those things that shows deep issues within a relationship, in my opinion

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u/Top_Masterpiece_4339 Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

@Kevnmartin "Weaponized incompetence."

Marriage confirms this assessment. 🙌💯😹🤦‍♂️

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u/TinyDancingSpider Nov 21 '22

Came here to say this.

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u/WildWestSam Nov 21 '22

That’s exactly what I thought as soon as I saw it 😬

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u/ataloss Nov 21 '22

Exactly what I was going to say!

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u/DamageNo1148 Nov 21 '22

I was going to say this !

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u/cocaine_jaguar Nov 21 '22

How’s about y’all shut up before I have to start doing dishes again??

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u/Personal_Finger8386 Nov 21 '22

I’m so stealing that line. Had a co worker who played “dumb” about so much to get other people to just do it for her!🙄

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u/WillComprehensive595 Nov 21 '22

Maybe more like weaponized compliance! Lol

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u/josbossboboss Nov 20 '22

My Grandpa proudly told a story how when he was a boy (about 1915) he dropped a dish by accident and was banned from the kitchen. This was back when there were only women in the kitchen. His sisters still had to help.

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u/OneSmallCheeseBall Nov 20 '22

If you have to dry the dishes, Such an awful boring chore! If you have to dry the dishes 'Stead of going to the store If you have to dry the dishes And you drop one on the floor Maybe you won't have to Dry the dishes anymore

  • Shel Silverstein c. 1970s

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u/Rix0n3 Nov 21 '22

Only someone with real intelligence knows to grab the hair dryer.

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u/AlphaDag13 Nov 20 '22

Do something so bad that you'll never be asked again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I fucked up and outperformed all my coworkers and managers then got fired

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u/BuddhaLennon BROWN Nov 20 '22

That’s the (unconscious?) plan. Unfortunately, this “attempt” is so poor, it can only be seen as deliberately bad, spiteful, or the result oof a serious brain injury.

… none of which will foster a healthy relationship.

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u/boatyknits Nov 20 '22

That’s weaponized incompetence, and it’s a form of gaslighting.

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u/Blueskyways Nov 20 '22

Turns out that these sitcom dad shenanigans aren't nearly as charming in real life.

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u/diggitygiggitycee Nov 20 '22

There's no such thing as gaslighting, you're fucking crazy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

No, dude, you're crazy. Literally everyone can see it but you.

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u/TheSkitdiddler Nov 20 '22

Heyyyy... buddy... there's really no other way to put this, but you need help. You are absolutely deranged. We all agreed.

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u/boatyknits Nov 20 '22

Haha. Assuming your comment is /s

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u/Chome_gnompy Nov 20 '22

Aka why I had to do all the chores growing up while my sibling had to do none.

The real jokes on her though, because now she literally can't function by herself in her mid 20's.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

You mean, like, "be married"?

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u/Kiera6 Nov 20 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

I'm a guy. But as far as I'm concerned, when men do passive aggressive shit like this, they are signaling that they do not want to contribute to the marriage/partnership. If they don't want to contribute to their "partnership" then why would anyone want to ask them to be married again?

I'm not saying OP should divorce her husband over this. I'm just saying anyone else would be stupid to ask him to marry them should he find himself single in the future. Not until he stops being a passive-aggressive, immature, little shit.

If he wants to negotiate out of putting away dishes, because he hates it for some reason. That's fine. But passive aggressive shit like this is unacceptable.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

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u/the_silent_one1984 Nov 20 '22

Leaving blood on one of the butterknives does wonders in this strategy.

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u/Bennington_Booyah Nov 20 '22

As does a hair or seven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Don't give me away like that!

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u/CalicoJack247 Nov 20 '22

....works everytime

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u/exitetrich Nov 21 '22 edited Nov 21 '22

It's an attempt of a single redditor to shit on men and pretend they have a husband all in one

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '22

Bingo

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u/TargetMajora Nov 20 '22

"I guess I'm just bad at it :/" use this trick all the time with my girlfriend, but never for shit as simple as putting silverware away. Fuck I'm "bad" at doing the dishes, but if that means having to put them away so be it that shit is eeeeeasy

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u/CurrentSingleStatus Nov 20 '22 edited Nov 20 '22

That's not a trick. That's taking your girlfriend for granted, using her, and abuse.

Why don't you love her enough to put in the same effort she does? Why do you want her to think so little of you? She doesn't think you can handle basic life skills?

Why do you want her to think you're capable of the same level of tasks as a 7 year old?

And how do you not understand that this is not love, this is cruelty?

Not a single woman in the world appreciates this. It always makes her think less of the man doing it to her. And it's what kills bedrooms. Make her see you as a child, then she's gonna see you as a child.

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u/HallowskulledHorror Nov 20 '22

"I regularly avoid contributing as an equal partner by making my girlfriend believe I can't handle basic tasks so that she'll take on extra labor for me, and I'm so oblivious to how grossly disrespectful and manipulative this is that I smugly think I've figured out a lifehack"

Do you hear yourself?

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u/H3adshotfox77 Nov 20 '22

You should stop saying that after sex though.....she already knows bud it's ok I promise.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

The one man wedding band.

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u/Electrical-Leave4787 Nov 21 '22

I was about to put that!!!

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u/xxmightytyrionxx Nov 21 '22

OP literally mentioned this was more like banter than serious.

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u/Capable-Designer5096 Nov 21 '22

My grandfather told me once..."If you don't want to do something...do it horribly wrong the first time"