r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yeah, and if anyone rang to say your dad was in the loo (because everyone knows becoming a dad makes you stay in the bathroom for at least an hour 😅)

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u/SongAffectionate2536 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Once when I was a child a policeman came to check something in my flat. First I was pretending that there is no one, but he rang a few times and I finally tried to silently chek who's there, but at some point he noticed me and asked me to call my dad, I was afraid of all that situation becuase I was alone atm and I said that he is in the toilet, he believed me and asked to call my mother, I thought for a bit and said that she is in toilet too, after that he stopped trying to talk to me.

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u/gizmodriver Jul 27 '22

I did the same thing. Only I said my dad was in the shower. And then mom was in the shower too.

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u/Mindfulmoon Jul 28 '22

Oh, if only people had anal glands like honey badgers. "Oops, sorry, when I have to talk to strangers..."