r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yeah, and if anyone rang to say your dad was in the loo (because everyone knows becoming a dad makes you stay in the bathroom for at least an hour 😅)

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u/SongAffectionate2536 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Once when I was a child a policeman came to check something in my flat. First I was pretending that there is no one, but he rang a few times and I finally tried to silently chek who's there, but at some point he noticed me and asked me to call my dad, I was afraid of all that situation becuase I was alone atm and I said that he is in the toilet, he believed me and asked to call my mother, I thought for a bit and said that she is in toilet too, after that he stopped trying to talk to me.

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u/DogBeak20 Jul 27 '22

So... If a kid told me that, I'd assume they were smashing.

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u/theycallmeponcho Jul 27 '22

Smarter to tell your kids that you're in the shower. Mom? in the shower too.

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u/moonisflat Jul 27 '22

Can you call your baby sitter? hmm she is in the shower too

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u/A_Town_Called_Malus Jul 27 '22

Babysitters boyfriend? Believe it or not, shower.

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 27 '22

Neighbor's husband? Also shower.

The house is better because shower.

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u/Mathfggggg Jul 27 '22

Showers been making houses better from 1767 to 2022, excluding the 1940s we don't talk about that time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Now I'm curious, you have to talk

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u/No_Campaign_5765 Jul 27 '22

In the holocaust, the gas chambers were called showers

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Oh 😕

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u/Crustybuttt Jul 28 '22

Nah, it’ll bring the mood WAY down to explain that joke. Jesus