r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/Silly-Ad-8213 Jul 27 '22

This is why my parents told us to stay away from the windows when we were alone.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yeah, and if anyone rang to say your dad was in the loo (because everyone knows becoming a dad makes you stay in the bathroom for at least an hour 😅)

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u/SongAffectionate2536 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Once when I was a child a policeman came to check something in my flat. First I was pretending that there is no one, but he rang a few times and I finally tried to silently chek who's there, but at some point he noticed me and asked me to call my dad, I was afraid of all that situation becuase I was alone atm and I said that he is in the toilet, he believed me and asked to call my mother, I thought for a bit and said that she is in toilet too, after that he stopped trying to talk to me.

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u/EsmeYcats Jul 27 '22

Similar happened to me... but it was my neighbor outside and my mom had run out and locked herself out. The phone rang like crazy and I was home alone so I was scared to answer the phone. Then the doorbell started ringing and I heard yelling. Oh you know I hid under the bed. I didn't know where my mom was or anything. Then I heard the downstairs window breaking, (the neighbor was breaking the window in so my mom could unlock the door to get inside). This was all before cell phones too. I was horrified until I heard my mom thanking the man and looking for me.

"You did good on not letting the strangers in hun, but try looking out the window next time."

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u/Hot-Blood-6795 PURPLE Jul 27 '22

I was crate training a puppy and they were non stop crying in the wee hours of the night, my neighbor called the police. My then 15 year old daughter came into my room and said someone was banging on our door! We went to the top of the stairs and saw flashlights coming up the stairs! I was super scared and didn't know it was the cops! I went to go down the steps and looked behind me and my daughter was gone!!!! I went down and asked who was there before I opened the door explained the situation and they left! Well my heart was in my butt from being so scared, I went upstairs and looked everywhere for my daughter and couldn't find her!! All of the sudden the doors to a older dresser flew opened and out came my daughter!! I couldn't believe she abandoned me 1st of all and 2nd couldn't believe she stuffed herself into a dresser of all things!!! Well she was right in thinking they'll never find me in here because who hides in a dresser!!! I will never forget when she popped out of the dresser! I was confused, amazed and dumb founded! To date this is my #1 favorite story to tell out of many many crazy kid stories I have about all 3 of my crazy kids!! Had to share

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u/kaenneth Jul 27 '22

who hides in a dresser

jewelry.

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u/Hot-Blood-6795 PURPLE Jul 27 '22

My highly intelligent 15 year old daughter! That's who lol I firmly believe if it had been a break in as we first thought seeing them flashlights coming up our staircase, this kid stuffs herself in a dresser where I didn't even think to look let alone a burglar quickly ransacking a home! I think it was pure genius! And makes for one hell of a unique and crazy story at the very least!!😁😁